#GoOooOoOoDD FUCKING DAMMIT

[prettybbychim]

part of me wants to write a mavuika-centric fic but like. actually give her depth and character. u know fix her spruce it up

i feel like it’d be an interesting writing exercise but also

spite

i’m motivated primarily by spite. ocean eyes came purely from spite and it’s the best goddamn thing i’ve ever written

i just wanna give a big ol’ fuck you to hoyo and write their character the way she should have been written

[tinapa]

Riverdale Episode 12 *spoilers*

THIS HAS SPOILERS, BE WARNED

Trio goes to parents to ask what to do: Well, at least some people go to their parents (ehem PLL, ehem)

Parents don't want to go to the police: Oh, PLL in the bodies of their parents wtf

Jughead denied by his mom: WTF HOW MUCH HURTING DO WE HAVE TO CAUSE JUGGIE PLS STOP

FP talking about Jason: Well, finally... WAIT WHY ARE YOU CONFESSING YOU ARE A RED HERRING YOU DAMNED MAN STAHP MAKING JUGHEAD FEEL SO MUCH WORSE

Cheryl punching Jughead: WAAAAIT NOOO BUT I CAN PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND HER BUT NO NOT JUGGIE PLEEEASE

Fred and Archie fighting while Jughead is listening: OH GOD I'M TOO HURT TO FUNCTION ANYMORE AND I'M ONLY 20 MINUTES IN THE EPISODE

Hal who can't seem to get over the Blossom x Cooper: MOve on Hal, sheesh, get the bLossoms arrested if it makes you happier dammit

Hal saying that he's bLOsSOM: wAIT WHAT WTACTUAL FRACK Noooooooooo the incest is real how can i deal with this shit

GREAT HEAVENS THEY WANTED A PURE FUCKING BLOSSOM BABY: LIKE THEY YEARNED FOR THE DAMNED THING THAT INCEST IS WHAT JUST AN END TO JUSTIFY THE FUCKING MEANS OHMYGOD THIS IS DISGUSTING HOW CAN I CONTINUE WATCHING THESE DISGUSTING PEOPLE

OHmygod this episode and Jughead keeps dying a little bit inside every minute this episode passes by: Please let me continue living this life without the knowledge of Jughead hurting this much

FP's NEVER COME BACK HERE: DAMMIT FP STOP IT IT HURTS THE BOTH OF YOU DAMMIT WHYYYYYYYYY

Joaquin confessing: OMG OMG OMG OMG

Mustang: ooooh

Kevin is so iffy: HUHUHU KEVIIIIN

RONNIE WEARING HEELS IN THE MIDDLE OF INVESTIGATION: My ronnie baby true till the end

OMYGOD MUSTANG IS DEAD OGOD OGOD OGOD: a;lsdkfja;lskdjflkasd

HERMIONE LODGE attorney present: osaaaammm

archie is shookt: Oh my bibi archiiiie :( :( :( :(

HL breaking down: oh my god hermione what did you do

KK AND JDS kiss: awwww awww preppy :(

handling what: OH MY GOSH WHAT IS THIS

OMGOD MOMMY PENELOPE WHAT THE FUCK: OMGGGG OMGGG

MAPLE SYRUP: What. What?

jason's jacket: oh my goooooooodd it's a jacket. what does this mean

no no no betty drew go: WEEEE so much respect for this bb

oh my god the shooting video: oh go d o h god

WHAT HAPPENED DAMMIT BETTY IS NOW CALLING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED: WHAT HAPPENED TELL ME IMMEDIATELY

clifford!!! clifford you sunavabitch: WHY DID YOU DO THAT

CLIFFORD HANGED HIMSELF : OWAOWAOWOAWOAWOAWOAOWAOAOWA

Riverdale end credits: OWAOWAOWOAWOAWOAWOAOWAOAOWA

production end credits: OWAOWAOWOAWOAWOAWOAOWAOAOWA

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