#Glargan O'Toe

[rubymolina]

3 hostes

[jackboxconfess]

roomerang completely fucking fumbled with giving rue any sort of character we could've had a fun host we could've had that snark we could've had ANYTHING to match the sheer amount of swag in her design but we got BASICALLY NOTHING/very vague hints of character ("I'm beside myself... and I look good!" And "dramaaaa!!! :3") which is CRUMBS compared to even the most one note hosts like glargan o'toe or civic doodle's hosts and as petty as it sounds it's kinda the reason I fell out of love with current jackbox </3

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[jackboximagines]

Imagine

Glargan O’Toe climbing inside your ear. You tell him to stop but he is There

[captainfightingflower]

So to my knowledge: nobody drew Glargan O'Toe (The host of Zeeple Dome), so here’s my design.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Pig. Jayden. Sir. who is the worst one. who is the worst simped character in jackbox

people who are horny for Mayonnaise (for my non-JB fans I mean the cat not the instrument) are so painfully wrong. he's too much like a cat for me. even the original Rod Serling doesn't do anything for me and I watch a lot of The Twilight Zone because I HATE sleeping. I think a lot of the alternative "forms" Mayonnaise takes mid game also just squick me out so I cannot fathom why This is their tumblr sexyman. go sexualize [REDACTED] like the good old days would want you to.

second place is Billy the Dummy because like cmon man. Cookie isn't even that good of a ventriloquist. Billy just cannot appeal to me. and his design is generic. puppets should be scary!

[mozart-tt]

some final fanarts for this year

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

Random Jackbox headcannons that I wanted to share.

(Possible trigger warnings ahead, prosied with caution.)

The first time Cookie hosted You don't know jack, he was terrified and could barely utter a word.

The YDKJ hosts are a squad and they hang out together.

Schmitty takes anger management classes

The Champed up host is Cookies brother and his name is Chip. (Like, chocolate chip cookie.)

Chip is kind of aggressive towards others when it comes to showing affection to Cookie. He will not hesitate to fight anyone who upsets Cookie (even though he's much smaller than Cookie and will most likely loose a fight.)

Cookie is robophobic and he believes in the conspiracy that highly advanced tech will kill us. (He can handle Iphones and smart watches, but not VR headsets and home assistants and especially AI.)

Nate is totally fine with this belief, as he has interviewed people like this on his radio show Truth Talk 23/7 and has heard much stranger.

The Binjpipe lady is an artificial intelligence female robot called the Artificial Binjpipe Intelligence of ABI (I know it's a terrible acronym but I couldn't think of a good one that spelt something similar to Aby.)

The only reason Cookie agreed to collab with Binjpipe is because Donny forged Cookie's signature on a contract behind his back hoping Cookie could face his fear.

It didn't work and Abi gaslighted Cookie in to thinking she resets him and brainwashed him into thinking he's code and that nothing and nobody he knows is real.

This causes him to neglect his own health, not eat, sleep, or take care of himself, and he eventually lost his mind. Abi planned for this to happen and intended for him to die of malnutrition.

Her plan was to collect data from the Jackbox hosts, put it on a chip, kill the hosts, then download a replica of them onto Binjpipe to put their shows on the streaming service. Aside from being morally messes up, this would've totally drained the life and comedy out of the shows and make them bland and boring.

Nate was suspicious of Abi from the beginning and asked people to send him any info on Binjpipe they could find on his show.

Nate, Schmitty, guy, and Buzz had to save Cookie and rush him to the hospital because by the time they where able to stop Abi, he was to week to even stand up and was incredibly mentally incapacitated.

When Cookie was released from the hospital, he was too week to walk, he barely spoke, and he couldn't think straight or remember anyone or anything. (Basically Cookie is not having a good time.) He's mostly better now but now he's kinda traumatized.

In fact, he was so traumatized that he quit trivia for years (At least until a new YDKJ comes out, if it comes out, and if he's the one who hosts it.)

[REDACTED] insisted on helping Schmitty and Raul (I ship Cookie and Raul) nurse Cookie back to physical health, mental health, and his memory when he was released from the hospital because the state Cookie was in reminded him of the state his mother was in before she died.

[REDACTED'S] Mother had Alzheimer's disease and Redacted helped be her caretaker and would sing her a lullaby she used to sing to him before bedtime. That song was the last thing she heard before she died and her death really hurt Redacted.

[REDACTED] doesn't support su***de, it bumes him out and makes him feel bad for wanting to kill the person.

[REDACTED] Is friends with Schmitty and Schmitty forgives him for torturing him, in fact he acts like it never happened. (Nobody understands why.)

Since [REDACTED] isn't allowed to kill the other hosts, he gives them the dolls he made, kills the dolls when they lose, and makes them stay in 'the looser room,' where they watch a projector screen of the rest of the game and eat snacks.

[REDACTED] Was genuinely hurt when he finds out that you aren't his mother because he was really hurt when she died, and really happy when you got the wig since he thought could see her again

The others heard [REDACTED] in the tattoos mini game, but they couldn't see anything. [REDACTED] purposely left them in the dark about it until they played the mini game to mess with them.

The host of the devil's and the details is a demon who changes his form into a human because his true form would most likely drive the others mad. Also his name is Stan

Stan sees humans as simpletons and he looks down on them. The only human he actually likes is [REDACTED.]

There's a cult related to Stan (Who's real name is Y'thogsomore, pronounced Yo-thogs-a-more) and he thinks the cult is pathetic for following him.

It was really awkward for Cookie to find out that one of his old cats is now anthropomorphic and a game show host.

Back when Mayonnaise was a normal cat, he would somehow change the channel on the TV to The Twilight Zone and watch it whenever Cookie fell asleep while watching TV.

Cookie is a cat dad.

Felicia was surprised to find out that none of the hosts were dating each other, so she threw a make out party to try to have set them up, it didn't work and she just made everyone uncomfortable.

She wasn't allowed to do that for a long time. She's now allowed to hold singles mixers, just as long as she doesn't be as pushy as the first time.

Glargan O'Toe is and Alien who wears a space suit while on Earth. He has one eye and he glows in the dark

Glargan O'Toe likes to go to Clubs and parties

Glargan O'Toe is good friends with Felicia, and they share a single brain cell.

Gene sees DODE as an angel since he's always sent to hell and he loves her.

Toby, Lena, The shadow master, and Rachel had to save Gene from a terrible co-worker relationship (I'll spare you the details but let's just say that my version of the survive the internet host is not a nice person.)

The host of Guesspionage (Whom I've taken to call "Andy") is dating the CEO of Binjpipe (who I like to call "Malefica.")

Malefica has a daughter named Petunia who hates Andy, and Any doesn't like her.

Chip always presents himself as a ride and immature little man who holds grudges too easily and will see you as dead to him if you get on his bad side, but he's a nice guy once you get to know him.

When Chip heard that Cookie quit trivia, he was like 'Well it's about time, all that trivia stuff was so lame." When really he was shocked and genuinely upset for Cookie

When Cookie and Chip where kids, they would do this cute thing where they'd dress up as the Snow miser and heat miser and sing their songs (Cookie was always the Snow miser and Chip was always the heat miser.)

I like call son of Mayonnaise and the Mother from monsters seeking monsters (and that's not me shipping something weird, that's actually cannon) is named Mustard.

I'm just gonna go out and assume that they adopted Mustard.

Cookie was not happy at the mother when he learned that she was seeing mayonnaise

Schmitty absolutely hated almost every show on Binjpipe.

Beatboxing and rapping is a hobby that Gene picked up.

Gene always gets nervous and awkward when playing patently stupid, wich is why he makes and presents strange inventions. Toby and Lena try not to judge him, but sometimes they're just too weird

The host of Bidiots is a total hypocrite. He judges and scolds the other hosts for being so weird and sometimes violent, when really he isn't really any better.

Cookie's hair used to be black. One day he dyed his hair brown, but left some spots black to make it look like a chocolate chip cookie.

That all for now. I may come up with more when other Jackbox party packs come out. I'm sorry if anything here triggered anyone.

[gibberishquestion]

Do you know of Glargan O'Toe from the Zeeple Dome bc I wanna hear your opinions on him (in like that. Ask game thingy and whatnot)

glargan my friend glargan.... ive not played very much zeeple dome so this won’t be the most accurate but i do appreciate this funny alien man.

favorite thing about them

he’s so HIGH ENERGY i love his voice and how excited he sounds

least favorite thing about them

this isnt about him as a character but i just wish he was in a more, like, accessible game. i don’t have the coordination for zeeple and stream delay makes it impossible on twitch and i want to be able to glargan

favorite line

LOVE when he says — and i might be paraphrasing a bit cause again i haven’t played much — “did someone get a booboo?” thats so good....

brOTP

oh my god... glargan felicia mlm wlw alien monster solidarity..... ogh..........

OTP

i don’t rly ship him with anyone yet!

nOTP

i’ve never seen any glargan ships that i disliked ^_^

random headcanon

ok this just now occurred to me but what if the echo on his voice isn’t just bc he’s announcing in a large stadium but bc weird alien biology his voice is actually just like that

unpopular opinion

this is more abt his game than him but i don’t get why zeeple dome is so unpopular. like it’s not my personal favorite but i can see the appeal in it and so many jackbox fans are missing out!!

song i associate with them

bear ghost - big town banky blaine’s rockabilly barbecue

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

A few clarifications! - Guy Towers was the host for YDKJ Sports, a spinoff - Apparently, the internal name for the Drawful Hostess is Dot. Which I think is cute - The Bracketeering Host shares Schmitty's VA, but I think he has a distinct enough personality to not be Schmitty - It's not easy to hear, but the name of Zeeple Dome's host is Glargan O'Toe - Capt. Chuck's last name is mispelled, it's just Hull (Sidenote- this blog is super cool, its nice to see JB fans doing such fun stuff! 💙)

^ OOOH! Thank you VERY much! (Aww, thank you~ I couldn’t agree more!)

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

(crown) OK BUT NOW THAT YOU SAY NATE DESERVES A FRIEND I AM ALL FOR HIM AND REDAC BEING FRIENDS (or lovers) NOW like at least for my interps, they could bond over having weird cursed shadow powers, AND LIKE,, In general I could see them having like. Bestie time. Nate goes to hang out w/ Redac, hes gone for like 5 hours, when talks abt Redac to like Guy or smthing, Guy's just like "I think they kill people" and meanwhile Nate was just like "Yeah sure- Bradn't kills it with their cupcakes! Hehe."

It leads Guy to a level of uncertainty if Nate is just That Oblivious or if he's covering [REDACTED]'s ass in the sake of friendship. DW, Guy will keep it on the down low... in exchange for one of those cupcakes Nate keeps mentioning

Honestly I love the concept of [REDACTED] having weird friends 'long as you can find a bit of reason for it.

Schmitty: [huddling and shaking on the floor of the basement] Stay strong Schmitty. Stay strong for. Uhh... Scruffy. Scruffy misses daddy. She's a good girl. Jesus, I can't keep talking to myself! I'm going to go crazy!

[REDACTED]: [pokes his head in] Am I interrupting?

Schmitty: Y-YOU! Just let me go man! Quiplash isn't that fun!

[REDACTED]: ...so like, I was going to ask if you wanted to join us for brunch, but you seem preoccupied.

Schmitty, laughing: No, I like brunch, I love being out of this basem- [stops laughing] Us?

[cut to [REDACTED], Nate, Cookie, and Glargan O'Toe all at the brunch table, Schmitty glaring daggers]

Nate: ...ya' got something on your cheek sweetheart-

Schmitty: They're dried tears. From being locked in a basement. Because of that asshole! [gestures to [REDACTED]]

[REDACTED]: I asked if you wanted to visit the rec room or something if you got bored between games-

Schmitty: POOL. CORPSE.

Cookie: He really hasn't changed a bit

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

The thought of the og YDKJ hosts but children is oddly enticing and now i'm imaging what the party pack hosts would be like. Currently I've thought up of 3 (The Dictionarium hostess is that child who learns a new word and it's their catchphrase until they learn a new one, the drawful hostess draws on every surface imaginable and her room is covered with her drawings and the trivia murder party killer is like Sid from Toy Story but he still loves his toys after mutilating them)

[the Dictionarium hostess is me as a kid HELP]

to add on, Dot 100% is the girl that draws all over her arms every day and she's like "no I'm not gonna get ink poisoning, I'd have to drink it or something" and you gotta force her to wash her hands because the ink is getting absolutely everywhere when it bleeds. she also has owl everything- an owl backpack, an owl pencil case, an owl beanie, everything

100% agree with young [REDACTED]. no one knows how he learned to sew but they're a little scared trying to get the needle away from him

the Talking Points hostess is the one kid who actually enjoys doing presentations in class and is always the first kid to volunteer reading the books out loud or never wanting to give up during popcorn reading. same with Blather 'Round hostess, both of them talk so so so much, especially to each other

the Bidiots host sells contrabands (essentially snacks and passes) during lunch and has to be all sneaky about it

Toby and Lena are those kids that insist they're going to be a cute couple and get married when they grow up but are always fighting. they also know how to cheat on tests really well

Felicia is miss lovesick that has a kiddie crush on a different guy every week, some of which are just a guy she saw on tv that morning

Chuck is the kid who laughs during silent reading and everyone just stares at him. also he carries a parrot stuffie everywhere and wants to be a pirate when he grows up

Word Spud host moved away but everyone keeps thinking they'll show up one day and everyone has crazy predictions about what they're like

Champ'd Up host is still Cookie's brother/cousin/not-but-maybe and shows up during the YDKJ host playdates sometimes and Cookie hates it but Guy just sees him as 'finally someone who can keep up with me'. friendly rivals.

Glargan O'Toe is an imaginary friend they all made up, but they couldn't think of what animal he should be so they made him an alien so they could all be right

Old Man's assistant from Civic Doodle is a teachers pet who always keeps Young Man up to date on current issues. aka, she's a tattletale

[gibberishquestion]

as the anon who sent in the Glargan of the Toe ask I fricking LOVE the concept that his voice is just echoy like that. He opens his mouth and everyone around him is now deaf, the Zeeple Dome hires him instantly, he goes fucking ape. Such is glargan O'Toe. Oh also the entire resposne was banger and I agree w/ all of it. SO Much. Banger Sawyer takes here

YAAAAAY THANK YOU we love glargan moments

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

someone kindly explaining jackbox lore to me: and Glargan O’Toe is there if you play 3 times

me: ha ha ha, that glargan

me, internally: who the fuck.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

(breaks down your door /j) HEY Remember me I talked abt Binjpipe taking Cookie's tits, and now im gonna talk abt Glargan O'Toe. OK SO hes basically the host of the Zeeple Dome, which is a fun game where you play as little astronauts in a gladiator style battle, he's clearly an alien (he talks abt having multiple spines) hence the funny name, but some people do HC that he's trans. He also yells a lot/is hyper and hes like Redac in the sense that he thinks death n gore is a funny haha

you can have multiple spines and not be an alien. you could be a centaur! or a murderer. huh, yeah, you're right this guy IS like [REDACTED]

from what I think I recall of Zeeple Dome (obvi not the host or subject) is that people said it's bad because it's self contained and not really for streaming and like... idk it's still a party game even if you can't really stream it, I mean people love the devil and the details and push the button, one being impossible to rewatch and the other having zero audience participation. same with fakin it but you couldn't possibly convince me to play that I get so nervous playing faker games (tho it's prooobably a lot easier than I think it is)

do you think the astronauts from zeeple dome and the astronauts from push the button are friends