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Head empty, only Sugi
#sugimoto saichi#immortal sugimoto#gk#golden kamuy#gk sugimoto#asirpa#watercolor#watercolor fanart#shit#this took a surprising amount of time#actually nah not that surprising but still#oof#love him#best boy#definitely definitely top five fave charas#my art
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i should be clear that i dont *actually* hate any sso charas, when i reblog/post/anything stuff with fripp or jon jarl hate or jokes about ydris its just for fun which i think it is for most ppl lol. im neutral to most charas and then theres some i like and thats it
#i hate 1 fictional chara and its nikaidou from gk#i dont actually hate im just joking but i find him annoying
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Mount Falls: Welcome to Shelton Manor (Redraw) I hadn’t done anything for my Mount Falls (Gravity Falls and Undertale crossover) for a looooong time. So while taking a break on my art request, I drew out the sketch of this, a redraw from last year. The last one didn’t have lil Scarfy (the shy lil mouse that lives in Snowdin, Undertale), so I added her as well. This took about two days to do and I’m extremely proud of the background. Yes I could’ve done better but this was probably the first background I’d done digitally. Anyway here are the characters from left to right:Chara Hawthorn, Scarfy, Frisk Hawthorn, Mettaton, Maddie (Mad Dummy), GK (Monster Kid Goner), and MK (Monster Kid) Enjoy.
#yes this is a crossover of Gravity Falls and Undertale#isn't really meant to be serious XD#crossover#mount falls#gravity falls crossover#mk monster kid#gk monster kid goner#scarf mouse#chara#mettation#mad dummy#napstablook#frisk
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i hate ogata but he is not cishet he is cis but he is also gay but homophobic
#unlike with jjba in golden kamuy i dont automatically label charas i hate as cishet#like the only chara in gk that i think is cishet is nihei tetsuzou#everyone else is bi pan or gay#mostly a bunch or bis and pans tho#anyway this is the last ogata hate post for a while i swear#im pretty sure ive gotten all that ive been thinking about out now#we shall move on to charas i actually like now#like tsukishima#and koito#and a lil bit of vasily#tonetalks
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i think ogata and sergei would get along well bc they both prefer quiet people who don't speak much and yeah I want them to FUCK
#also ogata speaks russian so IF they had to speak there wouldnt be a broblem#also theyre both violent af an honestly?????? thats hot#yeah hal snapped and is posting abt their fav fictional charas lol#tekken gk crossover when lmao
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@miindframe sent " You're being awfully quiet. " (from Michael) 3, 4, 5 sentence starters / accepting.
Gerry almost doesn’t say anything. The scent of blood, the Hunt, is calling to him. It takes all of his self control and the Beholding’s influence on him to control himself --- to not snarl and bare his teeth and go for Michael’s throat. He doesn’t know if he can kill something like the Distortion but something in him wants to try.
“It’s the blood,” Gerry finally says, pushing the words out through clenched teeth. “It’s so loud.” And it’s calling to him so sweetly, to that thing in him that’s always searching --- Hunting --- for something to fight. “You should probably leave. I could do some serious damage right now. Part of me wants to do some serious damage.”
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On another small positive note...I managed to doodle today at school. Was it anything spectacular? Lmao hell no. Drawing felt almost foreign to me but...I managed to scribble something.
It's still hard trying to find motivation. I still have a lot of ideas I wanna work on but haven't been able to due to my dumbass sadness. But today was a start i guess. I just pray that one day I'll be able to reclaim my love for art again. And one day I'll he able to create something without feeling weighted down.
#mino madness#last post tonight i swear#i did a stupid scribble of alessa and mugwort from my queens series#i still need to work om their chara sheets...#ive just been so...unmotivated tho#i dont wanna give up on my ocs and the stories ive created for then#but lately ive been wondering whats the point?#im fighting gk get my motivation back tho#one day ill draw without my heart hurting
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Another GK sketch~
#golden kamuy#golden kamui#ogata#sugimoto#sketch#wip#...maybe#finally kind of getting the hang of drawing GK charas now#took me a while but I’m getting there now#my art
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Good day folks I am having Evil thoughts :3
#ooc#(aka i reeeeally want to write some fucked up and evil charas)#(Glances at gk and morpho... I Could Break You)#(This is why they default to good guys cause evil thoughts are too strong otherwose)#non rp
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End of GK thoughts
I feel like I’m going back to the mindset I first had when I was reading GK and writing meta and going more with my gut.
So, what did I think of the end of GK?
It was disappointing to say the least.
Okay, I said it - moving on to other things . . . or you can read more reasons why it was disappointing to me.
What got me to lose interest as a reader (besides all sorts of IRL stuff) was that the last story arc was sloppy. It had a vibe of it being far to rushed with too many loose threads and plot points that never got resolved. First off - the endings for the characters.
1.) Sugimoto and Asirpa return to Hokkaido - this was the one ending that I absolutely did not want to have happen. This is further emphasized that indeed, Umeko never needed Sugimoto’s help which makes his entire premise - just dumb. She took care of herself buddy and you ran away from things, just like you ran away from your burnt down house. The MC’s entire rationale for the entire story was - utterly pointless. To think that @goldenkamuyhunting and I wrote lots of metas about how Sugimoto was making a huge assumption that he needed to do this and never spoke to her in the flashback. . . .
2.) Many character deaths fell short or felt meaningless (and not in the futility of life sort of way). Ushiyama, Hijikata, Ogata, Sofia . . . they all just sort of pathetically happened with very OOC moments for everyone except for Hijikata but it was still - meh.
3.) Shiraishi using the gold he got to live out Boutarou’s dream - which seems OOC for him as well seeing that he was good friends Kiro and understood what he was fighting for. To instead side with a Japanese convict’s more selfish dream was just weird. Dude, Shiraishi was the one who really took the time to mourn Kiro’s death and thought of him in his youth on the river in a canoe . . . he was your friend man and you had a better understanding of his rationale than Sugimoto ever did. 4.) Tanigaki returns to his home in Akita with Inkarmat and they have lots of kids. What about his debt to Huci? We never saw that resolved, instead he lives happily ever after with a family that is even more marginalized due to the Matagi-Ainu combo?
5.) What happened to the tiger curse? Not only with Tanigaki but Koito and Tsukishima. Instead, Koito goes on to get that leadership position he wanted with Tsukishima in the 7th until is will be dissolved due to the end of WWII. 6.) Anyone who had a strong political/social justice opinion died - specifically non-Japanese charas. I’m looking at Kiro - the native who died fighting the system while Asirpa and Ariko take on the more integrated native way to survive. I’m sure they had a great time dealing with discrimination, poverty and all that stuff. Watch the Indie film Ainu Mosir to see what that looks like in present day Hokkaido. I’m also looking at Sofia who never got full potential as a character. Or even Wilk - who I’d still nominate as the worst father of the year for many years. He may have been misguided with his plans e.g. people don’t behave like he does but he was still working for something for the native peoples. I continue to waffle back and forth if this is a case of a Japanese creator not wanting to capture them well and thus doesn’t try or that he’s using the excuse of not being of those groups so he can’t depict them. 7.) The ending was all about Japanese people fighting over the future of Hokkaido with no input from those who live there. And that was what made this really disappointing for me. Asirpa lost most of her agency, deferring to follow whatever Sugimoto did. Ariko was absent having been heavily wounded previous in the plot. Kirawus was just there with Kadokura in the background. 8.) No one cared about Vasily - honestly, really - he was useless to the overall plot. Again, a foreigner who’s continued existence was just not doing much of anything. It would have been better if he died when Ogata shot him at the Japanese-Russian border. Now that I got that off my chest, I can drop my second point in no particular order.
The last story arc was meandering, unfocused, and wasted potential. What I mean by this is that before the final arc, the manga had much tighter pacing and control. The plot moved forward in such a way that things tied in neatly and kept the readers guessing what would be important to remember and what might be foreshadowing. It really lost me at a time when it was hard to put in the effort. I’m not sure what Noda and his editor were thinking - or not thinking, but it showed. I know we can get tired of things and it makes it hard to focus on them or give them the love they deserve. If Noda were having creative burnout - something that could totally have been worse due to the pandemic - than he should have gone on hiatus and restructure things. The elements of the story that I really enjoyed were lost in the last arc - the sociopolitical element and the nuanced approach to characters who became very disposable at the end.
As story like this needed to breathe at the end and it never got a chance to come up for air. It just got smothered in a murder/kill fest of violence souring things for me. I had entertained the thought of writing about how bummed out I was at Ogata’s ending, but I’ve realized it isn’t even worth it. Noda, if you wanted Ogata to die, you should have stuck to your original plan on the ice floe. Thanks.
The Karafuto arc had me hooked to read each new chapter. I loved it and how much it made me think about the historical and political context of things as a reader on something I knew very little of. The last arc could not follow that up. At. All. What this means is that if GK ended in a more cohesive manner - I’d rate it one of the best manga series that I’ve read. However, it didn’t. So, I’ll have to bump it down to a better than average manga that was good until the last arc. Was this a terrible manga? No, I still see it as better than most with themes and ideas that really started to make you think. The problem is that it stopped doing that in the last arc and it shows. Do I hate Noda? Of course not. He still put lots of effort into making the manga good for a long time. I just expected him to do more and it didn’t work out that way. Would I recommend this - sure, but I would do so with the caveat that the last arc falls in quality.
And I’m going to leave things here.
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hi gian!! for a chara req uhh vasily from gk? also what part of your art process is your fave?
Hi Saint!!!!! hope ur doing good <3
My fav part of the process is all the coloring... Messing around w the colors is so fun and even better when it turns out good lol!
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O Christmas Bones
Sans and Papyrus�� "O Christmas bones, O Christmas bones, how ticklish are these boneheads?" Lol XD Merry Christmas, everyone! :D A few days late, I know but better late than never, right? Haha! Anyways, as my contribution to the holiday of Christmas, here is a request I did for RainbowRose85 on Wattpad. She wanted a story about the Skelebros being tickled by a certain someone and I felt that a Christmas setting would be fun for them (and us too, hehe). And like "Tickle Me Azzy," the first Christmas story I wrote, this story takes place 14 months after the events of Undertale and 7 months after my most recent main series story, "W.D. Gaster, the Best Uncle Ever Part 1." Come to think of it, you could actually consider this story a sequel to “Tickle Me Azzy,” since it takes place one day later. ;)
Undertale© Toby Fox.
O CHRISTMAS BONES
It is December 23, 8:00pm, two days before Christmas, and at this very moment, Sans and Papyrus are relaxing in their living room. Earlier today, thirteen children (Ebott Junior High School students Frisk, Chara, Asriel, Perry, Heather, and Bastian and Ebott Elementary School students MK, Brad, Justin, Izzy, Patty, Kyle, and GK) came over to their place and used their backyard for some winter-related activities; with their permission, of course. Before spending the following two days with their respective families, the thirteen kids wanted to first spend some time with one another as well as the Skelebros themselves. With six of the thirteen kids in middle school now and thus in a different building entirely, they all don't get to hang out together during lunch and recess like they used to. But they can still hang out together outside of school and perhaps the best place for winter-related activities aside from Ebott Elementary School (there are hills next to the school grounds) is the Skelebros' home. Even better because besides hills behind their house for sledding and a large wide open space at the bottom of the hills for snowball fights and building snow forts, they also have an outdoor hockey rink! :D That's right; somewhere down the hill behind the Skelebros' house is a hockey rink that can be used to play hockey or just ice skate in general. The Main Six (Toriel, Asgore, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys) played hockey in this rink last winter and their game attracted the attention of some weirdo enough to hide somewhere out of sight and watch them play. Then for some strange reason, after watching the Main Six play hockey, this weirdo felt the need to write a super inaccurate article about their hockey game and the Main Six themselves and then post it online for the entire town; no, the entire world to see without their consent. Undyne believing that she had to tackle the player with the puck, a little white dog joining the game and scoring more goals than everyone, Sans and Toriel hitting each other's sticks and acting like they didn't know how to play hockey, Papyrus's believing that the power of friendship was required to score goals, Alphys watching videos on her phone midgame, Asgore falling through the ice, Sans doing a cringy victory dance every time he scored a goal, etc.; all false information! XD But today however, the thirteen kids (and Sans because they needed an extra player to even out the teams and it worked out perfectly since Sans is around the same height of a preteen child), with Papyrus as the referee, played a game of hockey together. The seven young boys faced off against the six young girls and Sans, who had on a pink jacket, pink knee-length dress, pink stocking hat, and a red wig at the time. Sans was on the girls' team so he thought it would be funny if he dressed and acted like a girl. XD And it was too! The way Sans "flirted" with the boys had everyone in stitches. Even Papyrus! XD As for the hockey game itself, it was a close game! The girls and Sans beat the boys by just one point! ;) But playing hockey was just one of several winter activities the kids all did together. Besides hockey, they went sledding and snowboarding on the big hills, did some ice skating outside of the hockey game, built snowmen and snow forts, made snow angels, and engaged in some rather epic snowball fights. And they all dressed accordingly too; wearing stocking hats, mittens/gloves, scarves, coats, and snow pants. And unlike Asriel, MK, GK, Heather (a 13-year-old rabbit monster and Brad and Justin's older adopted sister), and Bastian (a 12-year-old rabbit monster and Izzy's older adopted brother), the five monster children and barefooters with extremely durable feet, the eight human children had either boots or ice skates covering their feet the entire time they were outside.
Overall, the kids had a real fun time at the Skelebros' home. And they didn't just play outdoors in the snow the entire time they were there either. After they were done playing in the snow, they went inside the Skelebros' home to do a secret Santa gift exchange and while exchanging presents, they warmed themselves up by the fireplace in the living room, which had two stockings hanging over it (one for Sans and one for Papyrus), and drank some hot chocolate that Papyrus made just for them; after removing their snow attire, of course. No need to track unwanted snow into the living room. And the Skelebros certainly didn't need to tell the four human girls that twice! As soon as Frisk, Chara, Izzy, and Patty entered the house, they took everything off of their feet including their socks. XD They've been jumping at every opportunity to show off their painted toenails lately, since they painted them red and green for Christmas as well as the month of December in general. And nobody blames them because they're painted toes look so cute! X3 And so do the four human boys' Christmas socks! And all thirteen kids' Christmas sweaters (GK's had no sleeves or arm holes)! :D But the four human girls certainly paid the penalty for choosig to roam the Skelebros’ home with bare feet because immediately after the gift exchange, the Skelebros tickled them and the other nine kids all at once for 15 minutes! Just about everywhere on their necks, ears (Asriel, Heather, and Bastian), torsos, arms (everyone except GK), legs, tails (MK and GK), and feet with bones, floating hands, and Gaster blasters! They had to! They made a bet with the kids. If all thirteen of them could beat Sans and Papyrus in a snowball fight, then they could tickle the Skelebros themselves as punishment for losing. All thirteen kids vs the Skelebros? Thirteen against two? Well that didn't sound too difficult and the kids thought that they would beat the Skelebros for sure! But they were wrong! They were very, very wrong! With Papyrus throwing snowballs like Buddy the Elf and Sans using his teleportation powers, the kids didn't stand a chance! XD And as punishment for losing, they got tickled for 15 minutes, which they were all perfectly fine with. Bastian, especially! The little white rabbit boy loves being tickled so much that he literally placed his always bare 3-toed feet right in Papyrus's lap moments before the tickle torture even started! XD The only downside was that the kids didn't get to tickle the Skelebros back. Not to worry though. On the night of December 23, the Skelebros didn't go without any tickles. Their father, Dr. W.D. Gaster made sure of that. ;)
8:00pm, a few minutes after the kids' parents picked them up and drove them back to their respective homes...
Sans: Hehehe. Man, those kiddos sure are fun, aren't they, Pap? *asked Sans with a smile*
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Indeed, brother! *Papyrus agreed* And what an honor it is that they chose our home over everyone else's, even if it was essentially their only choice.
At this very moment, both Sans and Papyrus are bundled up warm in their special Christmas sweaters, sweatpants, and socks; despite the fact that neither of them can feel coldness. Papyrus currently has on a red sweater with a green Christmas tree on the front side (the tree has multi-color lights and bones hanging on it) and lots of white snowflakes scattered all over the shirt, black pants with a bunch of white snowflakes and bones scattered all over them (the bones have red ribbons on them), and red socks with white snowflakes and bones on them. As for Sans, he has on a blue sweater with snowflakes and bones scattered all over it and also a white silhouette of Santa in his sleigh with his reindeer pulling the sleigh, black pants with bones scattered all over them and "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" written in big white letters on the sides of both legs, and blue and cyan striped socks with a candy cane-like pattern.
Sans: Heh. Yeah. I mean, who else's home has an outdoor hockey rink AND probably the best hills for sledding?
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Exactly! Nyeh heh heh!
Sans: Heheheheheh.
Papyrus: So, which part of today did you enjoy the most, brother?
Sans: Heh. Oh, I don't know. The whole day was fun. Playing outside in the snow, that was pretty… COOL. Heheheheheh.
Papyrus: Nyehehehehe. You know, I'm in such a good mood right now I'm not going to get upset with you for making that pun. In fact, make as many puns as you want, brother!
Sans: As many puns as I want? Wow, Pap, you're clearly happy about something. What are you so happy about?
Papyrus: Oh, lots of things. Our home, our family, our friends, and that it's two days before Christmas! Nyeh heh heh!
Sans: Heheheheh. Ah yes, Christmas, the time of year when joy and laughter is most… PRESENT. Heheheheh.
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Well, that was most certainly the case when we tickled the kids earlier!
Sans: Heheheheh. I know, right? All of their combined laughter was music to my "ears." And good thing we won that snowball fight too! I don't think I would've been able to handle being tickled by all thirteen of them. Let alone one of them!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! I feel the same way, Sans. Even if I can handle it better than you, I feel the way. Nyeh heh heh!
Then suddenly, Toby (the Annoying Dog), wearing a dark green dog sweater with a reindeer on the back of it and a reindeer antler headband, jumped up next to Papyrus and barked at him. Toby arrived at the Skelebros' home early this morning for no reason other than to see the kids all together and play with them and possibly tickle them after they all went indoors to warm up after playing in the snow, which he did. He was in the house when the Skelebros tickled the kids and he just jumped right in and helped them. Toby loves those kids and they all love him. And while playing outside earlier today, the kids were kind enough to let Toby ride in their sleds with them while they were sledding down the hills. X3
Toby: *pants* Bark! Bark! Bark! *pants*
Papyrus: Oh, hello, little dog. I didn't know you were still here. Did you need something?
After being asked such a question, Toby proceeded to bark four songs to the Skelebros. First, "Jolly Old St. Nicholas," then Here Comes Santa Claus," then "Santa Claus is Comin' To Town," and then "Up On the Housetop." Yes, even Toby gets into the holiday spirit this time of year, barking songs to those willing to listen (and to those not willing to listen XD) and the songs he "sang" to the Skelebros all happened to have one thing in common. They were all songs about Santa Claus himself! "Santa Claus? Why are all of these songs about Santa Claus?" wondered the Skelebros by the time Toby barked a few verses of the third song and they figured out why immediately after Toby finished barking the fourth and final song.
???: HO HO HO!! *exclaimed a mysterious figure with a very recognizable voice on the roof of the Skelebros' home, just mere seconds before sliding down the chimney and into the fireplace after extinguishing the fire*
Sans: Huh? Someone's on our roof?! Who the hell is on our roof at this time of night?
Papyrus: *excited gasp* Santa? Is it Santa? Oh please be Santa. Please! Nyehehehehehe!! X33
Once the figure was in plain sight in the fireplace, Papyrus was overjoyed to see that it actually was Santa Claus! Or rather, his father, DR. W.D. GASTER, DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUS! :D Wearing black boots, red pants, black gloves, a Santa coat, a Santa hat, and a fake beard and carrying a big dark red bag, Gaster then stepped out of the fireplace to greet his two sons and although it was completely obvious that Gaster was dressed as Santa, Papyrus appeared to believe that he actually was Santa Claus! XD
Papyrus: *overly excited gasp* SANTA! OH MY GOD! IT IS YOU! IT IS YOU!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Yes, young man! The one and only! Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Same to you, Santa! Merry Christmas! Nyeh heh heh!
Sans: Uh, Pap, you do know that's just Dad in a Santa outfit, right?
Papyrus: Wha…
Gaster: What?! No, I'm not anybody's father! *said Gaster jokingly before Papyrus could answer, pretending that he actually is Santa Claus*
Sans: Yes you are, Dr. Gaster. You're our father, remember?
Gaster: Dr. Gaster? Who is this Dr. Gaster that you speak of?
Sans: You. You're Dr. Gaster, you bonehead.
Gaster: What? No, I don't know who Dr. Gaster is! Who the hell's that?
Papyrus: *gasp* Santa! How dare you! *exclaimed Papyrus after hearing Gaster say "hell;" since it's not a polite word to say*
Sans: Heh. Alright, I'll play along. ...So, "Santa Claus…"
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Now that's more like it! Yes, young man?
Sans: Why are you here? Don't you normally deliver presents the night before Christmas?
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do. Your knowledge of Christmas astonishes me, young man. But the present I have for you and your brother on the other hand has to be delivered tonight because "opening" it requires my presence.
Papyrus: Oh! Is it the karaoke machine I asked for? And you're delivering while we're awake because you want to sing with us? *asked Papyrus excitedly, unable to contain his excitement at the thought of a receiving a karaoke machine for Christmas and “Santa” singing karaoke with him and Sans*
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Even better! *claimed Gaster with a mischievous smile*
Papyrus: Even better? W-w-what in the world could possibly be better than a karaoke machine and you singing karaoke with us? *asked Papyrus disappointedly, either because "Santa" didn't get him a karaoke machine or because "Santa" isn't planning to sing karaoke with him*
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Look inside this bag and see for yourself.
Papyrus: Okie dokie! *said Papyrus cheerfully, eager to look inside "Santa's" bag without a second thought* Ooh, toy hands! Neato! *he then exclaimed excitedly after seeing what was inside "Santa's" bag* Nyeh… Strange… They all have holes in them like my father's hands… Why is that, Santa?
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Oh, I don't know. Maybe because... they are your father's hands! *exclaimed Gaster, breaking character and commanding sixteen floating hands to tickle Papyrus practically everywhere on his cheek bones and neck and his armpits, ribs, spine, hips, and knees on the outside of his sweater and pants… and his socked feet too (bony skeleton fingers tickling Papyrus's feet can sometimes elicit giggles from Papyrus* Hehehehehe. Coochie coochie coo, Papyrus. *he teased, smiling mischievously under his fake beard*
Papyrus: NYEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!!! *Papyrus hysterically cackled, bony fingers wiggling and squiggling all over several of his most sensitive spots* DAHAHAHAHAD!!! NYEHEHEHEHE!!! DAHAHAHAHAD, NOHOHOHOHO!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! NOHOHOHOHO, DAHAHAHAHAHAD!!! *he pleaded while cackling, revealing to Sans that he knew that Gaster was dressed as Santa this entire time* NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Sans: Huh. So you did know that Dad was dressed as Santa!
Gaster: Hehehehehehehe. He did indeed. Shame on him for not telling you when you asked him if he knew it was me, am I right?
Sans: Well, to be fair, you didn't exactly give him a chance to answer.
Gaster: Hehehehehehe. True. But regardless of that, he still deserves to be tickled. You and him both!
Sans: Heheheheheheheh… *Sans chuckled, before suddenly realizing…* Wait! What the *bleep* did you just say?! *he then asked worriedly, shuddering at the thought of being tickle tortured into oblivion*
Gaster: Hehehehehehe. Oh, you heard me.
Sans: *frightened gasp* You… You... Y-y-you'll never take me alive! *claimed Sans, seconds before trying to make a run for it* Ahhhhhh! What the hell?! WOOOOAAAAAAH!! OOOOOF!!
Sans tried to run away but thanks to Toby discreetly tying a long strand of silver tinsel garland around his legs, he didn't make it very far. XD
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Well done, little "reindeer!"
Sans: Ugh! Damn you, Toby!
Gaster: Now, Sans, is that any way to speak to a dog? Hmmm? *asked Gaster, kneeling next to Sans and scribbling his own ten fingers all over his ribs on the outside of his sweater, tickling him and causing him to laugh boisterously* Is that any way to speak to a dog? Hehehehehehe.
Sans: PFFFFFF… MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHUE!!! NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHO, SIHIHIR, IT'S NOHOHOHOT!!! *answered Sans through his hilariously boisterous laughter, doing absolutely nothing to resist the tickle torture* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! That's "Santa" to you! And he's here to tickle you boys as punishment for tickling those thirteen children earlier today! Hehehehehe. Ho ho ho!
Then suddenly, Gaster, while putting on his Santa Claus act once again, reached underneath Sans's shirt and wiggled his fingers against his spine. The lower vertebrae to be exact and right where Sans is deathly ticklish. ;)
Sans: *SNNNNOOOOORRRRRT* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOHOHOHO, DOHOHOHON'T!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DOHOHOHOHON'T PUNISH US FOHOHOHOR THAHAHAT!!!! *pleaded Sans thorough his even more boisterous laughter* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!
Papyrus: NYEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE!!! YEAH, NYEHEHEEHEHE, DOHOHOHON'T PUNISH US!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! WEEHEEHEEHEE WON THAT SNOHOHOHOWBALL FIGHT FAHAHAHAIR AND SQUAHAHAHAHARE!!! *claimed Papyrus through his frantic cackling, floating hands still tickling eight major tickle spots of his* NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! OHOHOH GOHOHOHOD, PLEEHEEHEEASE STOP TICKLING US, DAHAAHAHHAHAD!!! NYEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!!! OHOHOHOH, NYEHEHEHEHEHE, SOHOHORRY, NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, I MEEHEEHEEAN, "SAHAHAHAHANTA!!!" NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHE!!! "SAHAHAHAHAHAHANTA," PLEEHEEHEEASE STOHOHOP TIHIHIHICKLING US!!! *he pleaded, kicking his legs and flailing his arms frantically to try and get his father’s floating hands away from his body* NYEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Gaster: Oh, Papyrus, you don't really mean that, do you?
Papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!! I DOOHOOHOOHOO!!! *lied Papyrus, not entirely minding his current tickle torture, actually* NYEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD, IT'S SOHOHOHO UNBEHEHEHEHEARABLE!!! *he lied once more* NYEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Oh please, this is nothing compared to what “Santa” has in store for you boys later! Ho ho ho!
Gaster continued tickling Sans with his own two hands and Papyrus with sixteen floating hands for the next five minutes. And on eight of their major tickle spots no less! Cheek bones, necks, armpits, ribs, spines, hip bones, knees, and feet! With so many bony fingers wiggling against those particular spots, the Skelebros laughed to seemingly no end. Papyrus "suffered" more than Sans though since floating hands "attacked" all eight spots at once as opposed to just one spot at a time; but not much more. Since Sans is way more ticklish than Papyrus, the number of fingers dancing all over their sensitive bones almost didn't matter. XD
Papyrus: NYEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHE!!! CUHUHUHUHURSE YOU, "SAHAHAHAHANTA!!!" NYEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! CUHUHUHURSE YOU!!! NYEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Sans: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* NOHOHOHOHOOOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! OHOHOHOHOH NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! HAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* *WHEEZE* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!
Five minutes later, Gaster tickled his boys once again. But this time however, the roles were reversed! This time, Gaster tickled Sans with sixteen floating hands and Papyrus with his own two hands. And once again on their cheek bones, necks, armpits, ribs, spines, hip bones, knees, and feet! Sans, being the extremely ticklish skeleton that he is, definitely "suffered" more than Papyrus this time around! Several sets of bony fingers wiggling against eight extremely sensitive parts of his body were just too much. But he didn't laugh so hard that his head popped off though and he had his sweater, long pants, and socks to thank for that; due to every piece of clothing reducing the feeling of bony fingers scribbling against them.
Sans: PFFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!!! HOHOHOHOLY *BLEEP*!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!! OHOHOHOH HOHOHOLY *BLEEP*!!!!! *"sang" Sans through his laughter, changing the lyrics of "Oh Holy Night" followed by gibberish for the next couple of verses* HADKFL SLDLD LXKDQ ODOE IFUCRN NDKD KDIDJDJ!!!!! HAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HEKDKD JEIDIX JSKSOSS JSJSS KSKD KEKED WKDKD SJSIS FICIR SJEJE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! That's not how that song goes! *commented Gaster, intentionally rhyming "goes" with "ho ho ho" while tickling eight of Papyrus's tickle spots one by one with his own sets of fingers starting with his socked feet*
Papyrus: *snickers* Nyeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Yes! Tickle my feet just like that the entire time, "Santa!" *requested Papyrus, snickering every once in a while as his father tickled his socked feet* Nyeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! No need to tickle me anywhere else! *snickers* Nyeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Not a chance! *exclaimed "Santa," right as he moved his hands up to Papyrus's knees*
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehhehehebeheheheehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehhe!!! *Papyrus immediately cackled, kicking his legs so much that Gaster was forced to hold his legs down with floating hands a few seconds later* Nyoooooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehe!!! Nyoohoohoohoohoo, nohohot thehehehere!!! Nyehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehhehe!!!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Yes, there! And here!
Papyrus: Nyehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! *Papyrus cackled harder once Gaster began kneading his hips*
Gaster: And here! And here!
Papyrus: Nyehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehhehehehehehehehe!!!!! *Papyrus cackled even harder once Gaster began wiggling his fingers against his armpits and ribs*
Gaster: And here! And here!
Papyrus: NYEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!! *Papyrus guffawed once Gaster began wiggling his fingers against his neck and cheek bones*
Gaster: And here as well!
Papyrus: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!! *Papyrus shrieked, cackled, and laughed at the top of his nonexistent lungs the moment Gaster began wiggling his fingers against his ungodly sensitive spine underneath his Christmas sweater* OOOOWOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE!!!! OHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD, LEEHEEHEEAVE MY SPINE ALOHOHOHONE!!!! *he pleaded, wishing that Gaster was tickling him literally anywhere else instead* NYEHEHHEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! PLEEHEEHEEHEEASE NOHOHOT MY SPIHIHIHINE!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Sans: *SNNNNOOOOORRRRRT* GYEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOH GOHOHOHOHOD, PLEEHEEHEEHEEASE MAKE IT STOHOHOHOHOP!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE, I’LL DOOHOOHOO ANYTHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! AHAHAHHAHANYTHING!!!!! *SNNNNNOOOOORRRRRRT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! You and your brother are already doing exactly what I want you do, “little boy!” *said Gaster to Sans, grinning like a “psycho” and chuckling along with his sons’ laughter* Hehehehehehehehehehe. Ho ho ho!
After another five minutes, Gaster rid his sons of their Christmas sweaters for the time being, lifted them up into the air with his telekinesis, and then placed both of them telekinetic holds in "I" positions in midair, rendering them nearly immobile for the next while*
Sans: Ahhhhhh! Oh no! W-w-what are you going to do now, "Santa?" *asked Sans worriedly, both him and Papyrus struggling to get out of the air and back on the floor*
Papyrus: Nyeh! And why did you remove our sweaters? How the heck are we supposed to get into the holiday spirit without them? *asked Papyrus, irritated that he and Sans had their sweaters removed against their wills*
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Why, with a little music of course! *answered Gaster, pulling out four xylophone mallets and handing them to four floating hands he just summoned* Ho ho ho! You hear that, little "reindeer?" *he then asked Toby, cuing him to start doing something cute and funny at the same time*
Toby: Bark! Bark! Bark!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Good "reindeer."
Uh oh! Music? Xylophone mallets? That can only mean one thing! Gaster wants to tickle his sons by playing their ribs like xylophones while Toby barks Christmas songs! XD And that is exactly what he did with floating hands for the next 30 minutes too! But not just that though; while the floating hands were playing along with Toby's renditions of "Jingle Bells," "Deck the Halls," "Little Drummer Boy," "Joy to the World," "Holly Jolly Christmas," "Carol of the Bells," "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," "12 Days of Christmas," "O' Christmas Tree," “Silver Bells,” and one song from a stop-motion animated film that is considered both a Halloween and a Christmas film, Gaster also tickled his sons just about everywhere on their bony bodies with red and green tickle beams from floating hands, his own two hands, and Gaster blasters with white beards and Santa hats! ;) The Skelebros still had on their pants and socks but those pieces of clothing however did very little to reduce the tickly feelings of the beams on their legs and feet. And the beams tickled like hell too! In fact, they made the Skelebros laugh harder than the xylophone mallets! A lot harder! And unlike fingers, tickle beams are insanely effective against Papyrus's bony feet! Even with socks on! And his and Sans's combined laughter was certainly a magnificent addition to Toby's "lead vocals" and Gaster's "xylophone playing!" Best "backing vocals" ever according to Gaster! XD
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Yes! Now this is my tempo! Good job, everyone! ...No, wait, my apologies. Not "good job." Perfection! Absolute perfection!
Sans: *SNORT* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* *WHEEZE* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OH JEEHEEHEEHEEZ, MAHAHAHHAAHAKE IT STOP!!!!! *pleaded Sans through his laughter, having difficulty maintaining his composure, as usual, while being tickled* HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAKE IT STOP!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!!!!! PLEEHEEHEEHEEASE MAHAHAHAKE IT STOHOHOHOP!!!!! *SNNNNOOOORRRRT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE...
Papyrus: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEHEHHEHEHE HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! TOHOHOHOBY, STOHOHOHOP THAT INFERNAL BAHAHAHARKING!!!!! *pleaded Papyrus through his laughter without any actual spite, due to Toby's barking making both him and Sans laugh more because they find it both cute and funny* NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! IT'S MAKING US LAHAHHAHAHAUGH EEHEEHEEHEEVEN MOHOHOHORE!!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE…
Gaster: Ho ho ho! That it is, my boy! That it is! Ho ho ho!
After a musical thirty minutes, Gaster vanquished his floating hands and placed his sons on the floor in sitting positions. But the tickles didn't stop there though! After placing his sons on the floor and summoning hands to hold them against the floor, he took two feather dusters, one red and one green, and "dusted" his sons' rib cages and spines, tickling them yet again.
Sans: AHHHH!!! AHHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!!! "SAHAHAHAHANTA," NOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DOHOHOHON'T YOU THINK WEEHEEHEE'VE "SUHUHUHUFFERED ENOUGH AHAHAHALREHEHEHEADY?!?! *asked Sans in disbelief while Gaster was "dusting his ribs and spine with a green feather duster and Papyrus's ribs and spine with a red feather duster* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEHEEHEEHEHEEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHEEHEE!!!
Papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!! OHOHOHOH, NYEHEHEHEHEHEHE, OHOHOHOH GOHOHOHOD, NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, THAHAT REEHEEHEEALLY, NYEHEHEHE, REEHEEHEEALLY TIHIHIHIHICKLES TOOHOOHOOHOO!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! STOHOHOHOP IT!!!
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Just a few more minutes, boys! Come on, you can handle it! Ho ho ho!
Sans: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHOHO, WEEHEEHEEHEEHEE CAHAHAHAHAHAHAN’T!!! *claimed Sans, anything to put an end to the tickle torture* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE, PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEEASE MAHAHAHAHAHAKE IT STOHOHOHOHOHOP!!! *SNNNNOOOOORRRRRT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
Papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!! COHOHOHOHHOHOME ON, “SAHAHAHANTA,” YOU KNOHOHOHOW HOW MUHUHUHUHUCH THOHOHOOHOOSE FEHEHEHEHEHATHERS TIHIHIHIHICKLE ME!!! NYEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! STOHOHOHOHOHOP IT!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Roughly three minutes later, Gaster vanquished his hands and let his sons put their sweaters back on. But while they were doing so, Gaster summoned hands to hold their legs against the floor and then with his own two hands, he pulled off their Christmas socks, revealing their bare bony feet.
Sans: Ahhhhhhhh! Nooooooo! No, not more tickling! *pleaded Sans*
Papyrus: Nyoo hoo hoo! Please don't use blasters again! *pleaded Papyrus*
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Just one last thing to do before I let you boys go for real! *said Gaster cheekily, pulling two long feathers, one red and one green, out of his Santa coat* At my "reindeer's" request, I must tickle your feet with these feathers for three minutes! Starting… NOW!
Sans: PFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *laughed Sans hilariously the moment he felt two feathers saw in between his toes* OHOHOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHOHO, NOHOHOT THE FEEHEEHEEHEET!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! STOHOHOHOHOHOP!!! *he pleaded, the two feathers now twiddling against his tarsals* HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
Gaster tickled Sans's feet with two feathers for an entire minute. But then after that minute was over, it was Papyrus's turn and boy was he nervous! He was nervous because feathers are utensils that will surely make him laugh; because they're capable of tickling the ligaments that link his tarsals, metatarsals, and phalanges together, spots on his feet that can't be reached with fingers (because fingers are too big to fit in between every bone that makes up the skeleton foot).
Papyrus: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHE HEHEHEHHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! *Papyrus shrieked, cackled, and laughed maniacally the moment he felt the plumes of two feathers wriggle in between his foot bones and then wiggle and twiddle against his sensitive ligaments* OHOHOH GOHOHHOHOHOD!!! NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE!!! OHOHOHOHOHOH MY GOHOHOHOD, GEHEHEHEHET THOHOHOHOSE THINGS AHAHAHHAAHAWAY FROM MY FEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEET!!! *he pleaded, shaking his feet like crazy only to wind up having them held completely still moments later by floating hands* NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!!! OOOOOOWOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!! NYEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Gaster tickled Papyrus's feet with two feathers for an entire minute. Right on the "death" spots! Then as soon as that minute was up, Gaster finished it all out by tickling Sans's feet with the green feather and Papyrus's feet with the red feather for one whole minute. And once again, he focused entirely on the most sensitive areas of their bony feet. Papyrus, the ligaments and Sans, everywhere else. XD But it wasn't so bad during the last minute, since Sans and Papyrus each only had one feather tickling their feet as opposed to two. ;)
Papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEHE HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHE!!! OH PLEEHEEHEEASE TEHEHEHELL ME WE'RE AHAHAHAHAMOHOHOST DOHOHOHONE!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Sans: PFFFFFFFF… HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OHOHOH JEEHEEHEEHEEZ, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA, I SUHUHUHURE HOHOHOPE SOHOHOHO!!! *SNORT* *SNORT* MUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
After one more minute of tickling his sons' feet, Gaster released his sons and stopped tickling them entirely. And right as he freed the two younger skeletons themselves, they swiftly put their Christmas socks back on and then Papyrus ran over to the couch where Toby was resting, to give him a talking to for supposedly working with his and Sans's father*
Papyrus: Ugh! You! Little white dog, how could you! *shouted Papyrus, holding Toby up in front of him and looking him straight in the eye to let him know that he was annoyed with him* We welcome you into our home and you do absolutely nothing to help us?! You could've done more than just bark Christmas songs, you know! Actually, come to think of it, did you "talk" our father into tickling us?!
Toby: Bark! Bark! Bark! *barked Toby in response, right before inadvertently tickling Papyrus's skull by licking it like any happy dog would*
Papyrus: Nyehehehehehehehehehehe!!! *laughed Papyrus, Toby’s tongue tickling his skull* Nyoohoohoohoo, nohohohot my face!!! Nyehehehehehehehehehe!!!
Sans: Awwww! Cut him a break, Pap. It's Christmas.
Papyrus: Nyeh! Fine! *said Papyrus with an irritated tone in his voice in response, while moving Toby away from his face and setting him back on the couch*
Gaster: Hehehehehe. Papyrus, Toby didn't "talk" me into anything. Everything I did after sliding down the chimney, that was all me. And I wasn't just getting back at you boys for tickling those children earlier today either. I also did what I did because I thought it would be funny… and fun… like your real present.
Papyrus: *excited gasp* Present? You… You got me a present? For… For real? Oh my god, where is it? *asked Papyrus excitedly, under high hopes that Gaster is telling the truth this time around*
Gaster: Hehehehehe. Look in the bag.
"Look in the bag." Once Papyrus heard Gaster say that, he shuddered at the thought of more floating hands popping out of it to tickle him once more. But what Papyrus saw inside the big red bag instead was a BRAND NEW KARAOKE MACHINE! :D Just what he was hoping for! X3
Papyrus: *excited gasp* OH MY GOD! THE KARAOKE MACHINE I ASKED FOR! Oh my god, thank you, Dad! Thank you!
Gaster: Hehehehehe. You're welcome, Papyrus. If anyone here deserves a karaoke machine, it's you. And just so you're aware, I'd be happy to stick around and help you… test it out.
Papyrus: *excited gasp* Oh my god! Are you… Are you saying you'd like to sing with us?
Gaster: Hehehehe. I am.
Sans: Heheheheheh. Well then what are we waiting for? Let's hook it up!
And with that, the three skeletons spent the rest of the night singing karaoke together and since it was two days before Christmas, they sang nothing but Christmas songs. And at one point during the session, Sans and Papyrus put on elf hats and ears and pretended to be two of Santa's elves since Gaster was dressed as Santa the entire time he sang karaoke with them. Speaking of Gaster, he did offer to remove his Santa outfit before he started singing but decided to leave it on after being told by his sons that he could do so. If someone has access to a Santa outfit during this time of year, it's custom to allow that person/monster to wear said outfit! XD Why, even Toby "sang" some songs with the three skeletons. Not the entire time but when he did, he barked along with the three skeletons as they sang and since he still had on his reindeer antler headband, the three skeletons pretended that he was one of Santa's reindeer; a reindeer with a green Christmas sweater. Overall, singing karaoke was a fun time as a well as a fun reward for the Skelebros for putting up with 45+ minutes of tickle torture and for being amazing hosts to thirteen children earlier today. X3 And after singing karaoke with his sons and after posing for some family pictures in his Santa outfit alongside his sons dressed as elves (just the hats and ears) and Toby dressed as a reindeer, did Gaster leave his sons' home through their chimney? Yes. Yes, he did. XD And somehow, Toby did too! XD
Gaster: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good night! *shouted Gaster on the roof of his sons' home, just mere seconds before teleporting Toby and himself back to his (Gaster's) home in the woods*
THE END.
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would you ever consider adding to your gk skeleton charms? i love the concept and i would be in love and buy a million if you added charms for the hijisquad characters(mostly hijikata and nagakura haha but others would be awesome)
Thank you!
I might do another set at some point, but unfortunately probably not Hijisquad, those charms are pretty time intensive to design and the company making them got way more expensive due to shipping/customs changes, so unless I got like instant 20 hardcore nagakura fans, it wouldn't be worth it.
Maybe just Hiji, but I had ppl request less popular charas before and then not actually buy them, so I'm a bit hesitant tbh.
#I already got a ton of Ienagas laying around because people asked for her and then didn't actually get her sjsnsnsja#gonna start doing actual preorders
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rating every single conceivable possible jose ship in the world
because everyone wants to see this happen
in the format of name: seen it? thoughts?
survivors
doctor: havent seen it. nope. she would be ableist to him.
gardener: havent seen it. she is a lesbian.
lawyer: seen it. i fucking hate you.
thief: if i have seen it ive wiped it from my memory. kill yourself.
magician: seen it. KILL yourself.
kurt: seen it. well definitely not for me but i dont hate it. its uncomfy for me but like as long as theyre having fun :)
merc: seen it. literally wtf are you TALKING about dude.
coord: havent seen it. jose helps coord figure out sexuality and gender identity but nothing more rly.
mechanic: havent seen it. i do not think they would work. also kevin would beat his ass.
forward: havent seen it. forward is so nice and awesome if it did ever happen i couldnt even be mad i trust him.
minds eye: havent seen it. i just cant. well. see it happening.
priestess: havent seen it. i dont think theyd like eachother shes kinda offputting.
perfumer: seen it maybe. hell no dude hell fuckin no are you crazy get the fuck outta here.
dancer: havent seen it. this chara is kinda nothing to me. not his type.
kevin: of course ive fucking seen it. i think its funny when kevin hates joses guts. im not a kevjose believer but im an ally because i have to be in order to survive.
seer: kinda seen it? jose would be like confused but interested in seers whole Thing. unfortunately seer is a little shrimp boy and is more like a household cat than a potential romantic partner
soppy: no. no.
prospector: i have seen this. its ok..
enchantress: hopefully havent seen it. they havent had a single positive interaction in their lives. she has good reason to dislike him and even put a curse on him.
murro: i have now seen this. hes too old for jose there i said it. hes joses uncle friend. they have a familial bond whilst not being related.
acrobat: seen it. i will smash acrobats fingers with a hammer. i will open the floor beneath acrobats feet and make him cling onto a rope for dear life while crocodiles snap at him from below. i will tie acrobat to the roof of my car and drive into a series of signs and lampposts.
jose: weirdly enough i havent seen this one. he hates himself it wouldnt work.
demi: seen it. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
postman: havent seen it. not his type.
gk: havent seen it. nah.
luca: unfortunately seen it. sorry folks extremely extremely no way in hell ever thats his lil italian SERBIAN brother. there is no non-brotherly dynamic here.
entomologist: NO. NO.
painter: have seen way too much of it. FUCK you edgar VALDEN. i hope edjose shippers DIEEE.
batter: somehow seen it. um.... no. i dont think its very tasteful.
toymer: havent seen it. idk man naw.
emil: havent seen it. emil deserves a nice slow recovery and a loving healthy relationship and while jose would be there to support him he would not be romantic with him this is what i believe.
lucky guy: havent seen it. joses too old for him. there isnt like a huge age difference just like in spirit and soul. joses a grown man with a job and lucky guy uses deviantart.
ada: havent seen it. he would be like oh shes pretty hot and then hed hear more stuff about her and be like hmmm no nevermind im ok actually.
orpheus: havent seen it. so... hes a survivor now i guess..... um. i dont know man. maybe i could respect it. i like orpheus. i think it could be ok. EDIT: usually when i change my mind i just backspace but i think its funny to keep it like this anyway. anyway i condone this. i might kin orpheus a little bit im not sure but i can get behind this this is fine by me. shame it literally doesnt exist though. EDIT 2: its my goal to make this as long as possible. yeah i kin him now whatever dude. im an orphjose ally shoutout to my oomf id put it at maybe third best jose ship.
little girl: not even entertaining this one
weeping clown: yes... ew....... i hate this dude. mr ableist hatecrime shalt not be allowed anywhere near my man. hes so pathetic in the worst way.
professor luchino: no. i dont really care to think about this rationally i just think he flops super hard.
hunters
qi xi: no. shes a lesbian and she has a girlfriend.
composer: no. why did they make a character whose just like several others hes so useless id rather he didnt exist this isnt even about shipping anymore just Why are you here bro.
alice: no. ud be insane to think id side with anything that isnt alimelly at this point.
leo: havent seen it. nuh uh bro.
smiley face: havent seen it. dude are you fucking kidding me? thats the JOKER.
jack the ripper: havent seen it. jack i will blast you with my flamethrower.
gk deluxe: havent seen it. as much as i love gk i just cant say i see it.
soul weaver: havent seen it. theyre good friends but thats it.
michiko: havent seen it. no way dude.
feaster: unfortunately have seen it. step the fuck back mother fucker im armed. so nasty.
wu chang: seen it. although they didnt do anything Wrong i think hed hold a grudge against them anyway for the whole everything and also i hate it.
joseph: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
mad eyes: no. i will rip all your skin off and glue it back on inside out
dream witch: havent seen it. now hang on. thinks deeply. she might be his type. the fans dont want to hear this but..... the milf appreciator has logged on.
robbie: thats his nephew. thats his little boy.
luchino: havent seen it. lets just say.... heh........ No.
mary: havent seen it. [sweeps your ankles]
bonbon: this is a robot. this is monokuma.
disciple: havent seen it. yeah no. folks if were all being honest here nuh uh.
antonio: havent seen it. jose hates music next question.
galatea: havent seen it. i couldnt say yes to this even if i wanted to.
undead: SHUT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
funny wheel men: havent seen it. no they hate everyone.
grace: sadly seen it. thats his daughter dude no fucking way.
waxist: no. no.
nightmare: havent seen it. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
clerk: no. what?
misc
hermit: no. jose would HATE HIM.
night watch: no. he may be an adult but hes still teenaged to me he would not go out with a 19 year old.
joses old crewmates: i know hes fucked at least one of his crewmates before. i know it i know it i know it.
ME: omg so true best otp together forever
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