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Cheetah, cheetah, ghostling eater

Well this wasn’t something you saw every day, Danny thought inanely as he stood frozen, in front of a crouching were-cat being with her hand deep into some guy’s chest cavity, her mouth red with blood.

“Uh,” Danny intoned, honestly at loss for words. “Can we pretend i didn’t see that?”

The woman snarled like a jaguar and booked it after him on all four.

Danny was man enough to admit he let out the highest pitched shriek he’d ever shrighted as he ran for his life, the woman-cat in hot pursuit.

“Tender meat,” The thing growled and Danny figured it was high time he put an extra pep to his step.

“Nope, nope, nope, nope,” Danny mumbled to himself as he weaved through the trees and did his best not to trip on the uneven forest floor. Yet, despite his best effort, the scary woman was gaining ground, and he could practically feel her breath on his ankles.

Then, like a boon of all boons, Danny broke through the thickest part of the forest, and found himself at the edge of a high cliff. 

“Not today Satan!” He exclaimed then, with zero hesitation, Danny launched himself into the air.

He felt the lightest graze from what he assumed was the woman’s claws just missing his arm, and then he was airborn. And then, he was careening towards the earth at breath-taking speed; it was a good thing he didn’t need to breathe, thought Danny, as he broke the canopy roof. 

Now that he was finally out of sight, let himself transform, just in time to phase through the forest floor and take off again, this time making sure he was fully invisible.

“Well, that was fun,” Danny mumbled to himself as he flew off, as far away from the demon-cat-lady as possible.

The plan to fly over to remote and exotic locales for a fun camping trip with Sam and Tucker was most definitely a bust. At least, they were definitely crossing out Sudan as an option. Danny was not sleeping in the same country as that, no way, no how.