#GitGud

[marcetimetraveller]

Lmao

[nyaskitten]

i have a big fat lesbian crush on eda its been a year since the show ended and it seems to be growing in intensity i fucking dream about her i see her everywhere i go she haunts me

okay ? this is normal if u dont like eda ur odd !!!

[heredis-sanguinis]

A tiny figure would be seen stalking Vlad from the shadows. With his every move the figure would keep a watch until he believed it was time to strike. Swiftly the small vampire boy would make his move to try and jump on Vlad's back.

The elder vampire was aware of the smaller one's antics and movements. He was rarely inconspicuous after all, despite what he assumed to be. It would have been only a matter of time, before Jack made another attempt at surprising and proving himself to be strong to Vladimir.

Within an instant, almost too fast to see, the boy got slammed into the wall by the other, causing small pieces of plaster and debris to fall around them. Cracks and a dent around the small form of Jack, Vladimir's hand still holding him in place, though the force of the impact would have put the child deep enough into the structure to keep him there.

"Must we keep up this charade, boy? You're centuries too early to try and catch me by surprise..."

[nebulaad]

I think at this point it's just time for me to acknowledge that I don't like games where the underlying premise is that the controls are bad. That shit requires you to develop an actual skill-based control pattern or even worse, for me, the desire to even do so. Sorry games where the gimmick is the physics.

[gud-git]

OH LAWD ITS DANGEROUSSKELETONCOPTREE

i've heard rumors about you. i will canonically be scared of you

[gud-git]

@skillissued

Character A: So, what if we don't hate each other as much as we used to?

Character B: Are you saying you've actually grown fond of me?

Character A: Don't push it. I just... tolerate you now.

[solidwater05]

gitgud's mod here. that was you??? you have NO idea how confused both of us were (me and skill) bc it was like you randomly said HEY! the crack ship you were thinking of with your characters? lets makes an ask about it.

Pfft-

Honestly I was just playing along bc Unskilled called them homoerotic lovers or something and I thought it was hilarious

[daniazakura]

Sometimes I play good... other times... I play against someone who's ACTUALLY good. Anyways, this game is fun, and this guy beat me 10-2 BUT I'LL BEAT THEM EVENTUALLY!

[futurosurf]

YOU HAVE BEEN PURGED FROM EXISTENCE!

[farsight-the-char]

Void Scared won, and will be my Bday project.

Been meaning to get back to Eldar.

GW just gave me a $20 voucher code since I made a purchase a year ago on the new website.

Not sure what to spend it on, tbh.

POLL TIME!

[yourtoradorasextendedwarranty]

Hey. Euro Bros....... This is what hot looks like.

GitGud

[tiktaalic]

One of my favorite things about both got and hotd is that they dare to ask. What if a 14 year old boy had political power would that be fucked up or what. What if the kid who was born to be telling 30 year old men to gitgud on overwatch instead was able to order executions.

[gud-git]

@lvl1-rat

if I pay rent, can I live in the clown house as well?

[blue-eyed-banshee]

Illidan: *appears randomly* YOU ARE NOT PRE-

Jaina: fuck off, Illidan. Go bother Miev.

*she hoists the ranger general over her shoulder with ease*

The Ranger General had spent an entire week in Kul Tiras on a diplomatic mission to strengthen ties with the island nation & Jaina Proudmoore, daughter of the Lord Admiral, had been tasked with giving her a tour of the city.

Every day after Sylvanas was done with meeting with the Lord Admiral & other prominent citizens of the city, Jaina would collect her & show her a specific part of the city. First had been Proudmoore Keep followed by the docks & the Tradewinds market, each day Jaina showed the elf a different part of the city, she even took her to meet the tidesages which Sylvanas later learned was a rare privilege.

The day before Sylvanas was due to leave, Jaina picked her up as she usually did but instead of some landmark she found herself in a tavern.

‘I couldn’t let you leave without a drink, General.’ said Jaina. ‘What’ll you have?’

‘Not the ale.’ said Sylvanas firmly, the awful drink had been served during the meeting & she had felt a powerful urge to shoot whoever had invented the swill. ‘Do you have wine?’

‘Of course.’

A bottle of Kul Tiran red was produced which Sylvanas sipped cautiously.

‘Not bad.’ she said. ‘Not great, but it’s better than your ale.’

‘How gracious of you.’ said Jaina pointedly.

Sylvanas paused, realising she had offended her host. She drained her glass, poured another & downed that too.

‘What else do you have?’

Jaina grinned.

Various bottles & mugs appeared during their visit & Sylvanas sampled them all. To Jaina’s surprise, she took a liking to the black rum & the pair emptied several bottles.

‘Kul Tiran rum is very, very good.’ grinned the elf, her ears drooping. ‘Will you visit Silvermoon? I would love to show you the city.’

‘Of course.’ beamed Jaina, she took in the elf’s glassy eyes & drooping ears & realised Sylvanas was drunk. The fact that an elf could be inebriated by human alcohol surprised her. ‘Maybe we should go back to the Keep.’

‘But the bottle isn’t finished.’

Despite her misgivings, Jaina poured them both another glass of the rum. Sylvanas drank hers with relish & paused as the potent brew hit her. The elf’s eyes closed & her head hit the table with a thud.

‘Oh Tides!’ she swore. Jaina tossed the tavernkeeper some coins & lifted the general’s head. ‘Sylvanas?’

The elf was out cold. Jaina sighed & hoisted Sylvanas on her shoulder.

‘I am so not sober enough for this.’

Inspired by @slackergami

[solidwater05]

opinion on skill issue and gitgud

When GitGud asked who they were even supposed to have gay sex with I was the one who said Skillissue. Take a guess

[ifuckingloveherpees]

Maxwell watching Wilson die for the 43rd time this week #gitgud #ripnoob