#Girty

[lindo-norris]

Lando Norris in his era of flirt and horny😏

what's happening to him

[banisheed]

Delivered to Siobhan before her flight, thanks (?) to Regan (?) is a gift bag which includes the following:

A neck pillow for the long flight, socks with some dead bugs inside and an ipod with a playlist Jade made for Siobhan. It starts with “I’m like a bird” by Nelly Furtado, that one plays five consecutive times. But also it’s followed by titles like:

Blackbird - The Beatles and New Beyonce Version Little bird - Beach boys Bird on a Wire - Leonard Cohen Three Little Birds - Bob Marley Disco Duck - Rick Dees Among many others. The playlist ends with Airplanes by B.o.B and Haley Williams for no reason. There’s also a goodbye card similar to this and inside there’s a tiny note written:

I hope you find the girthy worms your heart desires, or doesn’t desire I guess since you can’t. But for what it’s worth, I think they’re already the perfect girth. Also, the worms are metaphorical. It’s you who’s perfect. I’ll remember to be less of a liar, in your honor. I hope you remember you’re not a failure, in mine. Take care of Enjoy the middle seat <3 [user means that genuinely] Love, cloch bhua (I’m keeping my title)

[rubbishchameleon]

Terry helping Girtie pick out an outfit.

[pittsburghbeautiful]

Girty's Woods

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[hotvintagepoll]

which streaming service has the most vintage movies? If you don't know, maybe your followers could answer? 🙏

Ooh hoo hoo you asked and I'll answer!!

I actually made a post like this for the hot men tournament, but I can't find it now so I'll do it again from scratch. The short answer is that I don't know of any one streaming service that has all the old vintage movies—but most streaming services have a "classics" genre category that can get you started. Here's a small selection of what you can find on different streaming services:

TUBI (free):

The Adventures of Robin Hood (Olivia de Havilland)

A Streetcar Named Desire (Vivien Leigh)

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (Jane Powell, Julie Newmar)

North by Northwest (Eva Marie Saint)

The Music Man (Shirley Jones)

The Women (Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell, Joan Crawford, Joan Fontaine, Paulette Goddard, several other hotties in small parts)

The Philadelphia Story (Katharine Hepburn, Ruth Hussey)

Notorious (Ingrid Bergman)

Bell, Book, and Candle (Kim Novak, Elsa Lanchester)

The Talk of the Town (Jean Arthur)

Dark Victory (Bette Davis)

Stray Dog (Keiko Awaji)

Some Like It Hot (Marilyn Monroe)

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow (Sophia Loren)

Dirty Girtie From Harlem USA (Francine Everett)

Passport (Madhubala)

Dark Passage (Lauren Bacall)

Sepia Cinderella (Sheila Guyse)

On The Town (Ann Miller, Vera-Ellen, Betty Garrett)

The Bandwagon (Cyd Charisse)

Devar (Sharmila Tagore)

Reet-Petite and Gone (June Richmond)

The Postman Always Rings Twice (Lana Turner)

KANOPY (free through some libraries):

Dial M for Murder (Grace Kelly)

His Girl Friday (Rosalind Russell)

Ball of Fire (Barbara Stanwyck)

Black Orpheus (Marpessa Dawn)

Flower Drum Song (Reiko Sato, Nancy Kwan, Miyoshi Umeki)

Marriage Italian Style (Sophia Loren)

The Rose Tattoo (Anna Magnani)

Tokyo Story (Setsuko Hara)

War and Peace (Audrey Hepburn, Anita Ekberg)

Salt of the Earth (Rosaura Revueltas)

Metropolis (Brigitte Helm)

The Red Shoes (Moira Shearer)

HOOPLA (free through some libraries):

The Court Jester (Angela Lansbury, Glynis Johns)

Sunset Boulevard (Gloria Swanson)

A Place in the Sun (Elizabeth Taylor)

Barefoot in the Park (Jane Fonda)

The Barefoot Contessa (Ava Gardner)

Wings (Clara Bow)

YOUTUBE (has a lot of older movies that have slipped through copyright/are still up for some reason):

Charade (Audrey Hepburn)

Story Weather (Lena Horne)

Gilda (Rita Hayworth)

Rebecca (Joan Fontaine)

This entire playlist of Indian cinema that I just found (Madhubala, Waheeda Rehman, Nargis, Meena Kumari, etc.)

And that's just a small sample. There is also always your local library for physical DVDs, the Internet Archive, and....other methods.....if you know exactly what you're looking for.

I haven't seen all of these movies, so don't consider them personal recommendations—these are just famous movies with our hotties in them, so please be careful if you have content warnings. Good luck and have fun!

EDIT 5/16: Added a few more movies to the different sections, but this is still just a small selection of what the different streaming services have. Good luck!

[wojosubahjaldinahiuthti]

clumsy, girti padti gf 🤝🏼 arre dhyaan se bf

[yoddhasblog]

yeh bijli board walon ko kya takleef hai?? Do boondein nahi girti ki yeh bijli kaat lete hai?

[hussain-stuff]

Aanso wo khamosh duaein hein jo sirf Allah hi sunta hai Girty aanso aur toote huye dil ki qadar Allah se behtar koi nahi janta 🥹

[happypopcornprincess]

Mjhe batao ye April ki hawa mai konsa kaala jadoo hota hai yaar?

Ek musibat khatam nahi hoti hai ki doosri sar pe a girti hai behenchod 😭☠️

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Some random SDV headcanon:

Gus recently bought a dance machine for his establishment and put it in the corner with arcade games. The owner of the Saloon after the purchase doubted that the dance game would pay off. But all his doubts vanished the next evening, when the main A.S.S. trio (Abigail, Sebastian and Sam) along with the Farmer dance Macacena by Girty Team. In line will be Robin, who persuaded Demetrius to practice dancing to Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen. Shane sits at a table, sometimes looking at the arcade machine and deciding if he had drunk enough to dance Kulikitaka by Toño Rosario in front of everyone. Elliott, depending on the amount of ale he drinks, will either invite Leah to Havana (tango version) by Camilla Cabello, or else he will fall down trying to dance Rasputin by Bonnie M. From now on, the Saloon will be filled every Friday with laughter, music, dancing and the sounds of falling. Gus laughs and sometimes jokes that soon the place will be called a cabaret.

[swforester]

A lamb rests on the grave of Girty Louisa, just 4 when she died in 1872.

Ancient Burial Ground

Southwick MA 3/13/24

[pannyy]

Better ways of saying, “You have pretty eyes”

Uthate hain nazrein toh girti hai bijli. Adaa jo bhi nikli, qayamat hee nikli ✨

-Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan 🤲🧿

[11-th-mein-science-mt-lena]

Daddy mujhse bola tu galti h meri

Tujhe zindgani girti h meri

Saboon ki sakal m beta tu toh nikla kewal jaaag jaag jaaag jaaaaagg wohhhhhh

Bhaaag bhaaaag boss dk boss dk boss bhaaag bhaaag bosss dk baaag .........

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Purnima (Jogan)—Her and Nargis's powers combined have no equal!

Francine Everett (Dirtie Girtie from Harlem U.S.A., Paradise in Harlem)— she wasn't known as 'the most beautiful women in harlem' for nothing. star of many an all-black film. not to mention one of her raised eyebrows eviscerates me

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Francine Everett propaganda:

Harlem beauty with charisma out the wazoo, never had as big of a Hollywood career as she should have because she refused to take demeaning or stereotyped roles.

[starlight-in-my-eyes]

win probability ke saath meri sanity bhi girti jaa rhi hai