#Girls pls come lock him up he’s 35 and hitting on a 17 year old. I made him walk around barefoot but that’s all I can do. RAIJU PLEASE

[avionvadion]

Sir, please do not look at Link like that. That is terrifying. No wonder the Gerudo won’t let you into their town. Yikes.

…Sir, sir. You literally said you were 35. Stop flirting with the minor. ☠️

Give us the boots. They were made for walking, and that exactly what they’ll do.

No. We stealin’ ALL of your boots.

SuFFeR.

Also! I finally got some screenshots of Tera murdering Link.

Poor boy was snatched, yeeted, cuddled, and drowned. 🥲

[chanbeanie]

Distract me pls.

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? Nahhh. Lol 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? No. I don't forgive them. 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” Where's the cat ? 4: What’s something you really want right now? Some Buffalo Wild Wings 😍 5: Are you afraid of falling in love? Terrified. 6: Do you like the beach? I have a love/hate relationship with the beach. 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yes !!! 8: What’s the background on your cell? A picture of ed sheeran ❤️ 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? Hotel, cousins house, my own and my friends 10: Do you like your phone? I love it. 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? Nope, not at all. 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? My cousin from California 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Poodle (: 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional. 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? The zooooo 16: Are you tired? Exhausted. 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? A long time. 18: Are they a relative? No, one of my closest friends. 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? Maybe, I don't know tbh. 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Like last week ? 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Nope. He's in the past 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None :( 24: Is there a certain quote you live by? Not that I can think of. 25: What’s on your mind? Can my laundry hurry up 🙄 26: Do you have any tattoos? Noo, but I want some 27: What is your favorite color? Green and yellow 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Msybe, if I like them ? 29: Who are you texting? My bff. 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Nope 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Yes, all the time. 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yes, I doo. 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Pft, please. 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Nope (: 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? He wouldn't be in front of me, I wouldn't let him 36: Were you single on Valentines Day? Yes l 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? Somewhat 38: What do your friends call you? Chan ❤️ 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? My sister <.< 40: Have you ever cried over a text? Nope 41: Where’s your last bruise located? My lower back/ butt 42: What is it from? Hitting it against a jeep 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Like last week 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mom 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? My Jesus sandals (: 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? No, just put that shit in a bun 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? Noooooooooooooooooo 48: Do you make supper for your family? Nope but I clean dishes :) 49: Does your bedroom have a door? Yes, thank god 50: Top 3 web-pages? Google, Netflix and YouTube 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? Me 52: Does anything on your body hurt? My butt :( 53: Are goodbyes hard for you? I hate them with a passion 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Water? 55: How is your hair? Long and black 56: What do you usually do first in the morning? Turn my alarm and go back to sleep 57: Do you think two people can last forever? Yes 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? Yes 59: Green or purple grapes? Purple 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? In like 20 minutes 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? 62: When will be the next time you text someone? Yes, I do 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? Sleeping ((: 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. Getting ready for school 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?al an asshole 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes 💕 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Nah 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? Thinking of him and how he's doing 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yup. 70: How many windows are open on your computer? 2 71: How many fingers do you have? 10 72: What is your ringtone? Beep- beep 73: How old will you be in 5 months? 21 74: Where is your Mum right now? Coming home to me (: 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? Because he didn't like me back 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Yes ? 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Nope, I got new friends 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? Sadly. 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Yes I do 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Nope ): 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? Just 1 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Yes ? 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? I hope sooo. 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? My sister probably. 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? Yes, because it's time consuming 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? I don't remember 87: Who was your last received call from? Sisterrrr. 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? .... 89: What is something you wish you had more of? Beauty 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? All the time 91: Do you sleep with your window open? Nope, that's scary 92: Do you get along with girls? No 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? No lol 94: Does sex mean love? It can be ... 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? Yes. 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? Nooo :( 97: Did you sleep alone this week? Yes ): 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Yes. 99: Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes. I don 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? I don't remember.