#Ghibli doesn't raise no snitches
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muffinlance · 1 year ago
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Me: Two more bites of yogurt
Toddler: NO
Me: Remember, you can give me a counter-offer
Toddler:
Toddler: EIGHT bites
Me: SOLD
He then ate his eight bites like a conman trying to leave the table before we realized we'd been swindled.
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esmeralda-anistasia · 1 year ago
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#learning to make counter-offers before learning numeral ordinality is going GREAT#(for momma)#The prize was watching Totoro#Which: I did not remember that the very first dialogue in that movie was the two little girls hiding from (who they thought was) the popo#Ghibli doesn't raise no snitches
Me: Two more bites of yogurt
Toddler: NO
Me: Remember, you can give me a counter-offer
Toddler:
Toddler: EIGHT bites
Me: SOLD
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