#Gerasking parenting

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Jaskier: So, promise you won't get mad

Geralt: I wasn't anywhere near mad, but now I think I should be

Jaskier, fiddling with his hands:

Geralt: Jaskier, what the FUCK did you do?

Jaskier: You promised you wouldn't be mad!

Geralt: I absolutely did not!

Jaskier: And now you're yelling and I don't want to tell you!

Geralt: For fu- Just tell me what happened

Jaskier: No!

Geralt: Don't be a child

Jaskier: And now he's name-calling, which is rude

Geralt: And now you're talking like I'm not here, which is also rude

Jaskier: ...I'm sorry

Geralt, sighing: And I'm sorry I yelled

Jaskier: Want to leave Kaer Morhen for a bit, go to the tavern, enjoy some drinks and watch me sing while sloshed like an idiot?

Geralt, fighting a smile: You're always an idiot

Jaskier: Yes, but you love me for-

Ciri: GERALTTTT why is there a hole blasted through your bedroom wall?

Jaskier: ...Shit