#Garveran

[that-random-chaos-entity]

Thoughts living rent-free in my head today:

Chrysanthemum (Kris) the super peppy (and kind of preppy) ADHD-havin' Chaos Cultist live-streamer and Garveran (Or Garvi, as she calls him), the surprisingly young Iron Warriors warband leader. He keeps her as a slave because she's popular amongst other cults of the Undivided Powers, and wherever she goes she attracts tons of "followers" for his warband to use in seiges. (But he DEFINITELY doesn't keep her around because he's secretly an aggressive superfan of her's, no sir. Not this edgy emo 20-year-old-brain evil supersoldier with heaps of angst and abandonment issues. No way).

Kris: (using a femur with a skull on top as a mic) "WHAT'S UP GUYS this is Crazy Kris here, and I'm coming to you live from the trenches of Garvi's latest seige campaign. If you look to my left here, you can see where they're currently clogging the moat with the bodies of corpse-worshippers and-"

Random Iron Warrior: "My lord! She's at it again!"

Warsmith Garveran: "SLAVE!! IF YOU PUT DOWN THAT SHOVEL ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO TWIST THAT HEAD 360 DEGREES AROUND YOUR NECK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS SO FAR THAT EVEN THE GODS WILL CRINGE!!

Kris: *frantically setting her dark-mech surveilance drone to follow her* "Oh shit guys that's our cue! Now give me a moment as I find where I launched my super-awesome-murder shovel, and..."