#Garblix Dilgzoog

[garblixdligzoog]

I AM STILL HERE, JUST FOCUSED ON SOMETHING ELSE

So have some of my AU (Mostly gnarpy AU) headcanons

Gnarpy was forcibly drafted at a VERY young age due to xis special condition. Xe faintly remembers xis mother and father because of this.

Child soldiers are common in Gars. Gnarpy wasn't given any special treatment, for this, they were even more ruthless and harsh on xim.

Gnarpy is older than Garby by three years. While Gnarpy is a co-leader, Garby is a fleet general.

The reason why Gnarpy was born green in my AU would be heavy spoilers for something I'm working on.

Garblix Dligzoog hates it when someone spells xis name as "Dilgzoog."

The transition between a soldier and co-leader is a long process, taking five to ten years wearing a pack of some sort. Improper removal will cause... well... Let's just say that it won't be pretty to watch.

Gnarpy has HORRENDOUSLY bad luck when driving a UFO. For this, xe will ask one of xis soldiers to drive for xim.

Mach is able to take down low-level deities with her banhammer. But no higher.

Gnarpians did many experiments on many different people across the galaxy and gave them nicknames. Like Spud, Floob, Glab, and Hotdog. However, one would be named "Incident Zero"... No gnarpian talks about "Incident Zero"

If Gregoriah would meet Gnarpy, he would probably give xim a ton of affection... and receive some bite marks back.

One thing I will tell you about "Incident Zero" is that he's very forgiving. Especially to those who he finds cute.

Cutting this off before I spoil too much on my new project lollllll /all ooc

[garblixdligzoog]

[garblix get's a call from xis drone] Hello, I'm back from my zlumber. You had zomething for me, I remember?

-@yourliegegnarpingtonzipperzop

I'll be pleazed to zay that your zoppfluid iz ready for Delivery! Although the ingredientz for it were hard to genetically zplice, I'm zure it'z the zame conziztency, Xir!

[garblixdligzoog]

Urrgh... no zatizfying newz... Juzt been zick. And thiz ztupid trablozib iz giving me help... I feel weak...

(I swear I love this gooberbot so damn much.........)

[garblixdligzoog]

//Happy easter to those who wish to celebrate it!

HAPPY NO VIOLENCE ZUNDAY, FELLOW GNARPIANZ!!

Finally, I have my ZOOPING drone up and running again, but enough about that zilly thing.

IT'Z A ZPECIAL NO VIOLENCE ZUNDAY! THAT'Z RIGHT, IT'Z GALACTIC EGG ZEARCH DAY!

Pathetic earthlingz ripped off our favorite holiday and called it "EAZTER..."

Unfortunately, all I found waz juzt one egg, thiz weird chip and a ztrange zmiling rock...

Hopefully it izn't curzed or anything! Hahahaha... haha...

Why iz my drone panicking...?

[garblixdligzoog]

[BREAKING NEWS]

Good evening, and welcome to Universal Federation News.

After nearly 8 earth years, it is sad to say that our beloved red planet, mars has finally been taken over by the Gnarpian Race.

Dozens were lost in this territorial war, but it seems that they had the upper hand with technology too advanced to keep up with. Since it's founding in 2017, under a declaration by [CENSORED], they have been keeping us safe from invaders for who knows how long.

Gnarpian Emperor Zorg had this to say:

"AND I'M COMING FOR YOU ZORPY EARTHLINGZ AZ WELL! AND AZ A MATTER OF FACT, YOU-"

Due to the further expletive words of Emperor Zorg, we have not chosen to show anymore footage.

"*GASP* THEY DARE CENZOR THE WORDZ OF EMPEROR ZORG!?"

In other news, mysterious creature spotted in Two Stud Camp, coincidently after camp councilor, fr-

"That'z enough of that! Thank Flogzor for my zkillz in electronicz. Thiz camp lookz amazing... Enough fruit to lazt me a while! Time to play the waiting game..."

It looks like Garby is relaxing by the waters of the Oasis, eating watermelon and drinking mango juice... alongside skeletons of MIB who are strewn about the oasis with futuristic technology and a tent covering xis UFO...

[garblixdligzoog]

LOG 3-25: MIZZION ZUCCEZZ!

I have zuccezzsfully managed to glimbzip the earthingz' ztronghold: The Fiftyfirst Area! However, az I was zetting the UFOs to zelf deztruct by orderz of Co-leader Gnarpy, I waz almozt zhot by one of the earthling Zoldierz!

Luckily for me, my forcefield pack zaved me until I got out of The FiftyFirzt Area! The other zeebloingz didn't ztand a chance until...

BOOM!

The whole area waz ZAMBLIPPED! VICTORY WAZ MINE!

That waz until... my UFO was Dingbogged, and I'm now ztranded here on thiz ztupid planet.

Guezz I'm gonna be here for a while...

Oh, how could I be so Zleebik of myzelf... To whom findz thiz mezzage, I am Zoldier Garblix Dilgzoog of the 4th Garsoblian Fleet!

[END OF LOG]

(OOC is in parenthesis or double slashes.

NO NSFW. This is a public RP blog, thank you.

This is a roleplay blog, anything can happen.

Garblix's Pronouns are Xe/Xim. All Gnarpians in my AU are either Xe/Xim, They/Them or Xhe/Xer.)

[garblixdligzoog]

Oh no no NO NO NO THIZ IZ BAD

THIZ IZ BAD!!

[garblixdligzoog]

where are you

I... I don't know... I'm juzt out here in thiz Bliznib dezert... after I ezcaped the fiftyfirzt area...

Bezidez, uz gnarpianz don't fare well in intenze heat or colde...

[garblixdligzoog]

(Yes! Finally made a bit of a ref with this goober!)

// Garblix "Garby" Dilgzoog is a 23 year old Gnarpian soldier who serves the Gnarpian Empire. Xis loyalty is only to it, and xis squad.

// While Garby is a soldier, Xe is often found offworld and off-system, fighting in various battles across the cosmos, expanding the Gnarpian Empire's influence.

// Although quite timid at times, Xe usually goes into a sort of zone during battle. Donned with the latest in Gnarpian technology and weapons, Xis efforts will surely help xim obtain Co-leader status.

// During a mission on earth, Xe was stranded after completing a secret mission, due to xis UFO's components being damaged from bullets, now xe has to fare on earth for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG.

// Also fun fact: Xis bloodtype is Θ-.

(OOC is in parenthesis or double slashes.

NO NSFW. This is a public RP blog, thank you.

This is a roleplay blog, anything can happen.

Garblix's Pronouns are Xe/Xim. All Gnarpians in my AU are either Xe/Xim, They/Them or Xhe/Xer.) CHARACTER LEGEND 💙 = Azyre 💉 = Dr. Zlazik

👑 = Emperor Zorg

��� = Gregoriah

🍌 = Split

🟦 = Gnopuz

🍊 = Grauble

Quotations = Gnarpy

Will update soon...

( Gnarpy © The Axolotl Sun. )

(Yes It's dligzoog not dilgzoog. This blog is not primary so I will show up as anon.)