#GUYS LOOK FUNNY 420 LOL

[kremlin]

after many years my old company has finally allowed people back into the office, haha, not to go to work, no no, solely to collect their belongings from their desks. i picked up my stuff and remembered what a psycho i was about my office back then, let me show you..

i set up an old VT-420 on a side of my desk to read my email on (to flex my computer dick) which is unfortunately a bit too yellowed now for me to post exposed but hilariously enough i did take the chance to fix the faulty RS-232 chip in it and i no longer get a bunch of keystrokes interpreted as ŸŸŸŸs randomly. the fix was great too, instead of having to throw the whole thing out like you'd need to today, i literally just had to pull the PTH chip out of its socket, didn't even need to desolder. nor throw the old one out. i blasted it with a blowtorch for about half a second and it's fine now.

(it is amber by the way, which is the best color)

the keyboard is another story, i think a lot of like, entry-level vintage computing people get this concept that every old keyboard is some treasure, and boy let me tell you, some of them make you want throw up, like the vt420's:

you'll have to take my word that the typing experience is pure ass, but if you look at this fucker for more than two seconds your blood pressure will start to raise. and i'm not just talking about the euro return key. where is the super key? and what is going on left of 'a'? did they decide to solve the age-old "caps lock vs ctrl" debate by putting both of them there (??) what the fuck is going on north of the arrow keys?!?! and even further north, 'help' is funny enough on its own, the fact its next to DO, a truly existentially puzzling key, makes it that much better. why is DO so wide?? why are there so many F keys? and apparantly 20 F keys wasn't enough, they had to go on and invent "PF" keys above the numpad. and it doesn't stop there..

the pre-USB world was pretty nuts, but most keyboards still had sane connectors like DE-9's, PS/2, DINs, etc, but not this one

it uses, a, uh, looks like an ethernet cable. weird. but look closer. six pins. AND, big honking square to key it specifically and make it incompatible with the very-similar already-existing 6P6C specification (why?) anyways, that's enough of this crap, moving on

this is the keyboard for my lisp machine, the famous "space cadet keyboard", i get so many fucking emails about this keyboard, christ almighty. people trying to buy it from me, it's a shame, the machines don't boot without them so seperating them to satisfy reddit guy wish fulfillment breaks my heart. it's a lot better. it's from an era where a good computer would set you back half a million and the hardware reflects it. honeywell made it, it's "solid state" insofar as that makes sense for a keyboard, uses the hall effect. there weren't any rats at my office but just in case i seem to have taped something to the underside:

lol. now for accouterments to cover those hideous eggshell white walls:

in order, openbsd, you know it baby, middle is a weird polish promo for the holy mountain, the last thing was a joke whose meaning has been lost to time. chicken and turkey!

i seemed to have been working on some very bizarre electronics projects, personal, during my workday:

god, what the fuck was this?

oh, duh, it's bort's hat. (??)

some reading materials. K&R C is a first edition, somewhat rare. the 9front manuals:

classic, natch. and a huge gear that's clapped

that's it. that's my office apparently.

[cinderspots]

Do you guys ever think of how beautiful it is that even when you come and go, you live on?

Specifically, I'm talking about word and speech patterns. For me and several other people I know, when I am close with someone, I intake the things they say and make them a part of my vocabulary. Isn't that nice to know? That there is a forever inside joke between people you once knew and the ones you know now?

When I was a sophomore in high school, I knew these two girls, one a senior and one a junior. Now I am friends with said senior post high school, but at the time, I and her did not talk. But i adored the junior, who was best friends with the senior. Not in any sort of weird crush way but more like the friend crush, they are so cool type of thing- but the junior had a habit of saying "so true" in response to very serious or silly things with no remorse or impulse control before backtracking when they realized it wasn't appropriate- they told me that they started doing it because of the senior. And then even now, years later, I myself saying "so true" like a parrot who's repeating the words of an owner no more, but remembers all the same.

When I was even younger, a baby freshman, I was (to my undying embarassment) not only a wattpad enjoyer but a wattpad role player. If you don't know what that is- close your eyes and let yourself remain innocent young one. There was this one person I roleplayed with in particular @imsososolesbian that had a fixation on the oxford comma- that's right I wasn't born with the comma affliction- and after talking to them (with the // of real conversation before we immediately decided we'd rather just talk to each other than play pretend) I noticed that I had developed this habit of using the comma far far too much (the disease unfortunately is uncurable and set for life) because the speech pattern worked on me through text rather than talk. Me and that person don't talk anymore and that's really sad sometimes, but I like to think that maybe I gave them something back, like my tendency to leave auto cap on so all my texts start with a capital unless I'm on my computer. We pass each other like ships, and I try to check in, and they do the same, but we aren't quite as close as before. That's okay.

Also in Freshman year I became friends with a group of kids on my bus (it ends in tragedy and the familiar ridiculous high school drama) and this one girl in the group who was my age and shared chemistry with would spell out LOL with her hands and say the letters individually- to be ironic it occurs to me now, but back then I just thought it was funny. At first, when I adapted it into my vocabulary, I did it the same, but I found that my brain did not like moving my hand along with it, and so I just spelled it. LOL and LMAO were and still are my big offenders because I was not doing it to be ironic. That girl literally altered my brain chemistry, and I can not think of it another way. Because the things we take from others are changed in our care, but that doesn't make it any less shared.

Hearing Mariah Carey, who i actually did not care about before we had this tiff about her last Halloween, makes me think of @bee-nutauthor . Because it doesn't always spread the way i expect, the song, the name, the words themselves make me think of my friend. I don't look at art anymore and just think in legible thoughts, I eat art, I eat your praise, I bark at things I like a lot, I use abomination words that do not exist, I am extremely familiar with pompompurin because @dead-finch-420 a fixation, in fact Finch is my fixation spreader because theyre always dragging me into it. Isn't that nice too? To be thought of when someone enjoys media, to be remembered we long as that media exists and if not there in memory of it? Because the closer I am to someone, the worse it is. In all the other examples, I would describe the people I picked things up from as an acquaintance friend. Not particularly close, but close enough. When I see bugs, I first scream (loudly), and then I think, "Would Lemni like this?"When I watch horror or see the sky during the night, or view the snow as it falls, I think,"Would MJ like this?" I think and think and think and it's all because of these things, these words, the visions, and I see everyone I've ever known in everything there is to see.

In my Junior year I started to use the word "girl" and "girlie" because of a coworker that I grew very close to used it very very often on me, she also inflicted me with the "like" curse for its second round on my brain- it hasn't gone away since. We still talk because I can remember you when you're still here, which can be sad sometimes, but also comforting in a way. If I can remember you while you're here, I can remember you when you're gone.

@split-milk-7 Someone who I view to be my best friend has inflicted many vocabulary additions. We met on a re8 Miranda discord because Miranda lovers are so very rare, and we decided that of course we should be friends married and we are technically wife and spouse. But they had a particular fixation on using "bestie" to refer to me every other sentence. I am physically incapable of not using the word "bestie" in a sentence while talking aloud to people. I could not resist it. My brain decided it liked that word above all, and so here I am.

@h-doodles I was never someone who bit before I joined the meower server, filled with people who I consider to be my closest friends in the world - and I've never met a single one of them. I find that I like biting. I will think of them eternally as the meowers, for all our jokes will live in my head for years until I can no longer remember why I say these things, but I say them all the same. Because it's inevitable that you forget, but do they need to remember you for your words to live on? People will continue to say the things you said, and they may not know you gave that to them, but it will continue to spread the same way slang spreads eternally. It lives. @zeleneagle, I am not awake, I am an awaker. For some reason, I use :3 now. I bite because I love, and sometimes because angy, boi, floof, birb, borb, whatevah, music, movies, pictures, life, and death, it's everywhere.

To me, you are everywhere.

And I think that's beautiful in a way that I myself can not always appreciate, on the days when the world seems so dull and empty and unwelcoming and so not made for me. I think I should try and think of this when it gets like that, when my bed feels like the only place I can be safe. That the world is full of you and friends and love alongside the enemies and hate and sadness. And if the world is full of you, then doesn't that also mean it's full of me? That I might live on in others the same way you live on in me? That I made an impact on someone, however minor, that I mattered? That you mattered?

I wonder what I've given off to someone else to live on and be remembered for. I hope it wasn't something stupid like me saying people's names in a British accent and pronouncing it really wrong on purpose.

They might resent me a little for that

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

I posted 4,277 times in 2022

That's 1,730 more posts than 2021!

974 posts created (23%)

3,303 posts reblogged (77%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@drchai

@megamindsupremacy

@thisiswhereikeepdcthings

@ameba-from-space

I tagged 1,820 of my posts in 2022

#batman - 565 posts

#bruce wayne - 474 posts

#jason todd - 420 posts

#batkids - 392 posts

#batfam - 365 posts

#red hood - 177 posts

#dick grayson - 162 posts

#billy batson my baby - 160 posts

#tim drake - 154 posts

#damian wayne - 152 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#because i’m scrolling through a thousand posts trying to find one particular one from over a year ago but this one funny so i paused briefly

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Bruce: If I go on an actual vacation, then Gotham will suffer without me.

Dick: Bruce, this is ridiculous. You can't just treat all of Gotham like they're helpless infants. Next you'll be trying to adopt every Gothamite!

Bruce:

Dick:

Jason: Now look what you did. You gave him an idea!

Bruce: I do have the money for it-

Dick and Jason: NO!

(Inspired by ThePandaRedd's "Alfred call the guy" skits)

Barbara yelling at Bruce over the phone: STOP TRYING TO ADOPT ME

Bruce: It’ll work eventually.

Jim: I’m right here.

5,899 notes - Posted February 25, 2022

#4

I want someone at the fbi to have a whiteboard tally of all the times one of the Wayne kids said something on live tv that resulted in a federal investigation being launched.

I want a separate tally of the number of convictions linked to one of those investigations, and another tally representing the number of times the Waynes implicated Luthor on national television.

I want the Wayne kids to be able to be on some talk show sharing a hilarious story of such and such a time and oh yeah Lex was there and doing this thing that was probably fine I don’t know law lol and someone in the fbi is watching and goes, “we got another one,” to the collective cheers and groans of those who placed bets on the outcome of the interview.

6,359 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

#3

Bruce: So, when you and Jason eventually get married-

Roy: We’re not dating?

Bruce:

Bruce: When the two of you get married, how likely do you think it is that you will change your last name to Wayne?

Roy: Jay doesn’t even use Wayne.

Bruce: *prolonged sigh*

Bruce: Yes, but have you considered how much it will annoy Ollie?

Roy:

Roy: Go on…

9,335 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#2

Jason: So.

Jason: How many murders did you refrain from committing today?

Damian: Thirty two.

Jason: Good for you.

Jason: Here, have a cookie.

11,510 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Do not cite the deep canon to me, witch. I was there when it was collectively ignored.

28,741 notes - Posted February 3, 2022

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[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

So I was meaning to post updates for my Farseer Trilogy liveblogging because y’all seemed to really like the last one but one thing lead to another and I finished the book before I could even pick up my phone. SO- here are my thoughts at the end of book 1! (Contains spoilers)

- I’ll try to go chronologically so bear w me

- Look I love chade okay? He’s funny and mysterious but how on EARTH does the whole court think it a good idea to have a child deal with their political issues eye-

- like “oh, boggers! We have found a breach in our enemy’s defence after a war of interests that has lasted decades! Now we only need to gruesomely murder this well known politician, but whoever could be up to the task? Ah yes, this eleven year old warrior cats enthusiast will do”

- Yes I will refer to the Wit only as being a warrior cats stannie bc y’all know that if he was in the real world Fitz would have absolutely lost his mind over that saga. No I will not be accepting criticism.

- I LOVED CHADE’S RICHSONA lady time was funky

- every chapter I read I grow more worried about Fitz’s self preservation skills. He wakes up for the second time during the night, he is told to immediately go check on the royal he is serving because she’s sick, only to find out she’s just Chade in a ballgown, who tells him “there’s no time to explain, now follow me to check out this very dangerous hostage situation 2 days of travel from here” and he’s just like “ok sure” BABY!! NO??

- Forging is gonna throwin a nice angst trope eventually, I’m here for it

- my wlw heart is torn between Molly and Lady Patience... good thing I have two hands!

- Fitz please,,,,, Chade asks him “wait, does the Fool talk to you??” And Fitz is like “oh yeah :) I like when he hangs with me! He barges in, insults me and then tells me my clothes are ugly :)” BABY THAT’S CALLED BULLYING

- okay I know y’all have been waiting for this one so here it comes: FOOL RANT! I don’t know who this funky mean child is but I would do ANYTHING to keep him safe and happy. (And this time I’m not worried he’s gonna die bc there are like another 3 trilogies w his name on the title, so at least I don’t have to worry for a while) he speaks in riddles!!! I love that!! Also he tries to keep Fitz safe so we like him (more to come abt the fool, I ain’t done yet)

- MOLLY AND FITZ ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY SOMEHOW THEY BOTH MANAGED TO BE THE USELESS LESBIAN STEREOTYPE WHEN IT COMES TO FLIRTING I WAS LOOSING MY MIND LAUGHING

- like “Molly!! You deserve to be with someone who wouldn’t treat you like a piece of jewelry! You’re smart, brave and talented, not to mention beautiful, you need someone who could understand you!!” “Oh really?? Like who?” “Oh idk lol” KIDS I-

- also idk who this Jade is but I have a feeling he’s like a relative of Molly and Fitz is just being dramatic

- as you may know I’m listening to the audiobook, and I misheard Pocked Man as Pot Man, which lead to this very funny exchange:

Fitz: are you really... the Pot Man? 🥺

Chade 420-blaze-it Fallstar: not the one you’re thinking of

- I love how almost all of the characters are stoners, I feel like it’s something all fantasy sagas should consider implementing lol

- GUYS! are Lady Patience and Lacey,,, you know,,, 👀

- Lacey 🤝 Burrich: in love with one part of the royal couple while being their man/woman

- OKAY NOW BURRICH. I LOVE THIS MAN GUYS. HE IS A DECENT DAD AND HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT FITZ IT MAKES MY HEART SWELL. But MAN what bitch with the Wit hurt him like damn

- aside point, Burrich has the Wit right? He was made to feel ashamed about it but he’s another warrior cats enthusiast

- also probs not intended but the Wit especially now feels like a metaphor and my queer ass was PROJECTING I was HURT when Burrich didn’t accept Fitz bc of it

- GALEN FARSEER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING GALEN FARSEER GODDAMN FOOL SKILL TEACHING CHILD ABUSING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT BASTARD SON OF SHREWD. BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING GALEN FARSEER-

- okay no really this man is an absolute asshole how can he abuse those kids like that? Fitz almost killed himself damn like imagine being 60-smth and feeling threatened by a fucking 11 year old like get a life bastard boy

- also about that part I loved the Fitz Protection Squad™️

Fitz, at his worst, contemplating s*icide, convinced he isn’t worth shit:

Smithy, The Fool and Burrich: okay! It’s time for murder.

And they did! Well almost but verity finished the job anyway

- how sweet is the fool actually tho?? On the outside he is a bit mean, but then his room is covered in flowers, handmade dolls and swirls of colors. He avoids everyone, lives in the most remote part of the castle but as soon as he makes one friend he absolutely melts and tries his best to protect him. He acts so smug and uncaring but then gets scared when his friend avoids him, and starts going on about how he Doesn’t Actually Care About Him, The Court Just Needs Him, like sure baby. All I’m saying is please protect this kid he deserves the world.

- Verity is my only king, his wife is a kickass cool lady and I can already tell they’re gonna Fuck Shit Up together and I love it.

- yes that whole arc??? Incredible. I kept yelling at Fitz because GODDAMNIT but he did his best, he is only 14 after all (HOW DO THEY THINK IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM SUCH RESPONSIBILITIES AAAAA)

- lol tho I loved how the Fool was like “yeah so Fitz maybe don’t eat everything they give you ‘cause I’m pretty sure they want to poison you” and then Kettricken is like “hey do you want to try these weird leaves I got from my sketchy garden?” and Fitz is like “oh boy would I”

- earring! Chivalry’s earring! We like that

- Yay so Nosy was alive! Cool again I don’t usually get emotional over dogs jfhdhufjdj I’m sorry I’m a disgrace (I’m confident this will change but for now eh)

- something that will positively destroy me is when Burrich will die eventually (and I know it happens cuz my dad SPOILED it for me) I don’t think I’ll be able to stand that

-okay so yes in general this book has completely made me fall in love and I’m definetly in for the whole saga lol. I was thinking of reading the three Fitz trilogies first and then go back and read the dragons and the other one

- I’ll probably make 2+ posts like this every book, so you can find them on the “#greta reads” in my acc :) anyways tagging a few people who enjoyed the last one @wellamarke @violetiris-ak @wolfofmars thank youuu

[juzaa]

Idol!MANKAI AU: Spring troupe

Hi everyone! @ary-se and I came up with an Idol!Mankai au, so here’s spring troupe! I hope you enjoy it as much as we did writing it! 

PLACED UNDER THE CUT FOR LENGTH:

Sakuya: 

He was the one who started it all!

He was trying to get into the idol business for a while, but never really saw the opportunity until he found Mankai Agency 

At first, he was really new to everything and wasn’t very confident, but over time, the fans really appreciate his development and growth as an idol!

He loves seeing his fans happy, so he posts a lot about how he stays happy with such a hectic job

He’s really scared during fan meet and greets and doesn’t like when the fans get super rabid,,,,

He ALWAYS takes the time to thank fans who show up to live events and meet and greets

He’s someone who usually helps out in daycares or pet shops

and sometimes people come up to him and go like "hey aren't you the one from..."

and he is like “Yes! Would you like an autograph??”

also he is an only child so taking care and having fun with children and animals makes him so happy

HE HOLDS TROUPE BONDING SESSIONS!!

even though he is the least experienced among them in terms of the industry, he is also a vital asset because without him putting in the effort to do movie nights and all that, the tension will still be high among the spring troupe members

MCs on the side for a bunch of variety shows because of his enthusiasm 

Masumi:

Aloof but still very popular due to his bad boy image 

He will 100% fall asleep in the middle of an interview 

Unlike hisoka, masumi actually wakes up whenever his name is mentioned

One time, he just falls flat on his face during an interview and he realizes that Izumi is watching so he tries to act all smooth

“Masumi we all saw that”

After that, lots of rumors spread around his relationship with Izumi 

His dancing is very low effort but still very good!

He only puts in effort when they actually record and live shows 

There are 2 fan compilations that get a lot of attention: one of him sleeping during interviews, and one of him about to fall asleep during interviews 

and the compilation of him almost falling asleep has MORE CONTENT

Fan: "Masumi isn't getting enough sleep!!" Entirety of mankai: "um no it's actually Tsuzuru but okay"

Tsuzuru: 

Official Mankai songwriter!!

he composes b/c he’s a music student

He gets a little sleep in this au 

Izumi always helps him out ever since she realized Tsuzuru had a tendency to keep going with the lyrics until he is done

She and Sakyo are like: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DUMBASS, YOU’RE AN IDOL!! 

Special orders the strongest coffee he can find 

Tsuzuru is always the one who breaks the coffee machine

One day, Tsuzuru got a really bad writer’s block and he got so desperate that he resorted to Homare's poems

IMAGINE HOMARE SPOUTING NONSENSE IN THE LOUNGE and tsuzuru goes like WAIT HOLY SHIT THAT'S IT!!!!!

and when the songs are done tsuzuru just sings them and everybody goes like "....holy crap that sounds phenomenal but what in the world does that MEAN"

THE FANS GIVE THEIR OWN INTERPRETATIONS

their interpretations are so deep (ex: "letting go of your pain and everything that you're holding back to taste the feeling of freedom" and it actually only means homare taking a shit and it feels good)

After that, Homare’s poems are only used in the rap parts of their songs (b/c they’re bullcrap) 

Tzusuru learns this the hard way 

He was stumped on a song for an entire week b/c he needed a melody for Homare’s poem 

So out of pure frustration he says it in an angry tone and it?? Sounds good?? :0

Itaru:

He doesn’t try to hide the fact that he games

He’s one of Mankai’s most popular idols because of his relatability 

Banri and Itaru stream some of their gaming sessions

They manage to rack up over 100,000 views in the first 5 minutes of their streams

He streams solo as well, and he has a day where he just goes through games that fans have requested

Itaru can't swear during gaming sessions (it’s in his contract) so he uses very "creative" insults

One time Itaru slipped and swore accidentally

Unfortunately SAKYO SAW IT 

AND HE BARGED INTO ITARU'S ROOM AND SLAPPED HIM

EVERYONE WAS LITERALLY WATCHING SAKYO WHACK THE HELL OUT OF ITARU

and after the whacking session itaru goes back to his livestream as if nothing happened

“sorry for that guys! we're back on track, as of this livestream, my videos will be child friendly"

LIKE FOR A WEEK OR TWO ITARU DEADASS RELEASED VIDEOS FOR BABIES TO SPITE SAKYO 

SAKYO GETS MAD BUT ITARU TECHNICALLY HASN’T DONE ANYTHING WRONG 

 after some time itaru just went back to his normal live streams LOL

Because he stays up late to game, Azami HATES how he doesn’t take care of his skin and hair 

There’s a week where Itaru actually has a bedtime because he refuses to take care of himself 

Citron:

He's a zahran idol, and through a merge between companies he's shifted into mankai

Because he isn’t the best at Japanese, he keeps adding really unexpected twists to songs

If he trips on a word he stops to laugh a little, even during a live performance

there is a fan compilation of his little laughs whenever he trips over his words 

the OP of the video compilation: "total count as of now is.... 420"

CITRON 100% WATCHES HIS LAUGH CAMS 

Citron loves researching places that the boys tour! 

what if there'll be a time when spring troupe (except citron) is on a vid and around the end of the vid they'll be like "if y'all are wondering why Citron isn't here, he’s on a vacation in Hawaii!" 

then they switch the camera to Citron on itaru's pc, going through a road in Hawaii LMAO

Citron makes mini Mankai members for everyone’s birthdays! Every year you notice that he’s improved significantly

A lot of the members hold on to them 

Sakyo has his in a display case 

Chikage:

He does the spicy foods challenge!!

It’s funny when he eats something that looks like the most red food on earth and he just stares at the fucking camera with no emotion as he eats

He just goes like "so this is it??? Why the hype over this?? Are y’all weak???"

He would 100% stare at the camera during dance videos and vlogs

Extremely unsettling, but the fans go crazy over it 

He’s a very talented dancer, but Chikage is slimy so he doesn't help with the choreography unless they are actually in trouble 

He has a modeling job on the side, has worn Yuki’s designs to shoots

Gets a lot of hype surrounding Yuki’s clothing!!

Fans always try to find him due to meet and greets but he constantly slips away because people aren’t really his thing 

[galacticlamps]

So I finally just saw the Fury From the Deep animation, and I’m just gonna go ahead and pop some very random and unconnected thoughts on it here

I don’t know why, because I didn’t think this when I saw Macra or Faceless Ones, but I’m really curious what this one would look like in black & white. Maybe it’s because there were more reds & warm tones in it than I expected - I hadn’t noticed I gave it a color palate in my head but I guess the foam/seaweed/north sea aesthetic just got me thinking everything was gray and blue and green lol - but most of the sets seemed much darker and larger than I’d imagined as well, which made them look less clinical and more atmospheric, I guess, but I’d still be interested to see it once without color.

I think there was a calendar that said 1975? I wonder why they updated it? Surely not just to throw some pics of the Master in the background, they did that in the Faceless Ones and that’s definitely set in ‘66.

I found it funny how the animators went out of their way to devise a staging of the scene with Jamie standing on the Doctor’s shoulders that would protect their little cartoon guy from getting upskirted, while the telesnaps seem to imply no one in 1968 was as worried about being polite with the real actors.

I completely forgot the Harrises lived at no. 420. In fact, when I first saw that on their door, I thought it was a joke the animators tossed in and I was surprised they were allowed to be that blatant - but then Maggie said the number in a line of dialogue and I had to go to google to try and figure out if Victor Pemberton could have been trying make the joke himself - but everything I saw says 420 only became a byword for “the weed” in the ‘70s, which just goes to show you, good science fiction really does predict the future! Of all the serials, right?

Weirdly, I think this is the animation that I missed the actors’ movement in the most. I know the Second Doctor has a lot of physicality that must be missing from any animated episode, but here you’ve also got scenes like the one where Maggie Harris is sick and her husband’s all distressed, and even though I know why the characters are mostly standing still, it’s hard to not laugh a little at how stilted that can feel. But of course right after that, they managed to make it  more dynamic again with those dutch angles and the sharp cuts between her and the weed on the patio, so I guess they were also looking for ways to make it feel less static, and it’s nice to see the animation actually adding something other than pure watchablity - at least in this kind of animation, where it’s not meant to look like a shot-for-shot remake like with the Moonbase or Reign of Terror.

Maybe the stupidest thing I liked about it was seeing more of the Harris’s house - I realize it’s a silly thing to worry about but I think the novelization made a point of mentioning how small and simple it was & somehow that made me feel a little bad that Victoria was going to live with them if they were hard up for space already, but they’ve got a nice house and I’m sure she thought so too.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #420

lol blaze it (i’m funny i swear)

In your opinion, which fast food place has the best fries? Without a doubt, Bojangle's. Good. Shit. Are there hurricanes where you live? Yeah, they're common here. What do you hate the most about yourself? I'd really rather not get into this right about now. What song are you listening to right now? "Beast of Gévaudan" by Powerwolf. What was your first concert? Alice Cooper. Also my only concert. What’s your favorite Johnny Depp movie? Alice In Wonderland. Who did you last say “I love you” to? My sister. Do you like pumpkin pie? Anything pumpkin-flavored is a hell no from me. Do you know anyone named Austin? Knew, rather. Do you know anyone who is having a baby? My friend recently announced she and her husband are having their second child in December. What was the last thing you cried about? Just PTSD. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? I like both, but I prefer chocolate. Do you think you are an argumentative person? Definitely not. How many deep dark secrets do you have? Two or so, idk. What was the spiciest thing you’ve ever eaten? Some wings at Buffalo Wild Wings with one of the hottest sauces. Wanted to die. ... Yet I continued to get that one whenever I went for years lmao. Who last called you sexy? I don't know. Would you class yourself as a good role model? In some ways, but in a lot of other ways, no. Are you scared of the dark? No. Do you have a motto? No. Who did you last see on webcam? The doctor that overlooks my TMS progress. Do you need a haircut? I need a trim for sure. How would you react if your mother told you that she was pregnant again? Well, considering 1.) she's way past menopause and especially 2.) she's had a complete hysterectomy, y'know... that's kind of impossible. She also hasn't been with a guy in many years, so she would have to be joking. You log into Facebook and see the red ‘1’ notification next to the message icon. Who do you want it to be? -___- Would you rather exercise alone or with other people? ALONE. You will NOT see me exercise in front of other people. What is the most difficult or involved video game you’ve ever played? The most involved is DEFINITELY World of Warcraft, and I guess you could consider it the hardest too, given some of the much more difficult things I've done in it. It itself isn't a hard game whatsoever, but you can pursue some really hard achievements. Ever watch the show Supernatural? If you have, then what’s your favorite episode? I used to love it, but just stopped watching eventually. My fave episode... Man, it's been too long to remember many. Probably one of the funnier ones. I remember I specifically liked the bit where they were in your everyday comedy show, as well as the one where I THINK Dean kept trying to prevent Sam from dying. I just remember the "Eye of the Tiger" bit that is pure gold. Ever heard of flavored honey? If so, what’s you’re favorite flavor? Oh, no, but that sounds good. Do you remember what your favorite show was when you were little? Yeah, Pokemon. Do you put anything besides cheese on grilled cheese sandwiches? Besides butter, which I think is pretty standard, no. When it comes to books, what do you think is the “perfect” amount of pages? Uh, I dunno. It depends on the book. I don't really care about page numbers. Would you ever be interested in going scuba diving? Yeah. Out of all of your friends/relatives, who would you say has the best vocabulary? Girt, probably. Are any of your fingers or toes deformed? What about the nails? I don't think so? When is the last time you cried? I was sobbing earlier today, fun stuff. Would you ever date somebody that has been divorced more than once? Most likely not. ESPECIALLY at my age. What are some stereotypically nerdy things that you like? Oh god. WoW, M:tG, big glasses, anime (does that count? idk really), video games... a lot of stuff, really. Have you ever attended a wedding that ended where the bride and groom didn’t actually get married? What happened? Y I K E S, no. That would be SO uncomf. What scares you the most about becoming a mother (hypothetically, if you don’t want to have children)? Actually raising it properly, physically and emotionally. Would you ever want a job in fashion? What would you enjoy about that type of job? No. Would you ever be a surrogate mother? No. What do you think would be the best and worst parts about being a twin? It'd be cool to have someone you feel an almost supernatural connection towards, but I'd also feel like I wasn't as "original" as I would be if I was born alone. Do you feel that your childhood was more rough compared to others around you? I mean it wasn't awful at all, but sure, in some ways compared to at least someone. How would you react if you found out today that you were actually adopted? Well today I'm a wreck, so don't tell me. I want to know that I wasn't lied to for 25 years. Have either of your parents ever cheated on one another before, that you know of? How would you react if you found out today that one of them cheated? I'm not entirely clear on this, but I'm 90% sure Dad cheated on Mom with his now-wife. Dad also accused Mom of cheating, but I HIGHLY doubt that's true. Do you like cleaning and organizing? Not really. How would you react if you found out you were infertile? If you don’t plan on having kids to begin with, what is a long-term goal you’d be crushed to find out was impossible to achieve? Fuck having kids. I'd be a terrible mother. So to answer the other question, I'll be pretty, pretty sad if I can't get permission to spread Teddy's ashes at Yellowstone. Would you take your dream job if it were out of the country? Well, obviously not considering my dream job is a meerkat biologist, and I'm not moving to Africa. Have you ever been robbed? No. Is anyone close to you an alcoholic? Not anymore. Dad was, but he's recovered. Have you ever dumped anyone? Yes. What kind of tea do you drink? I hate tea. Do you know anyone in a gang? No, and I hope I never do. What’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you? Risk his fucking sanity and health to try to hold my fucked up self up. What is your orientation? Gay? Straight? Metrosexual? Anything other? Bisexual. I've kinda been questioning pansexual of the late, though. I don't know. Have you ever done anything really dangerous or illegal with friends? Not to my memory. Name three feelings you’re feeling right now: Regret. Hopelessness. Loneliness. And the reasons for these feelings? Take a wild fuckin' guess. How do you feel about your life right now? It's an actual dumpster fire. Is it easy for you to like yourself? Why or why not? Fuck no. Because there's just not very much TO like about me. Even on my good days, I see flaw after flaw in myself. What subjects come naturally to you? English, some aspects of science. What subjects do not? Math, economics, politics, history... Do you read more fiction or more non-fiction books? Definitely fiction. When I read a book, I want an escape from the real world. How has today been for you? BOY HOWDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did you do? Went to TMS therapy. Sat on the Internet. Cried. :^) Are there any candles lit in the room you’re in? No. Are there any lava lamps near you? No. I want one, though. Do you like cats or dogs better? Cats. Are any of your friends a pothead? Yes. What’s a goal you’re trying to accomplish soon? Start losing weight again. That'd be pretty goddamn grand. Are you a high maintenance person? Definitely not. The last time you yelled as loud as you could, what was the reason? I was having a nightmare. Have you ever been heartbroken? For sure. Who did that to you? First Dad, then Jason. Did you go through an ugly stage as a kid? Boy, did I. The last type of sandwich you made or ate: A pb&j. The last time you spent most of the day in bed: Literally every day. I do just about everything in bed. Pathetic, I know. The last friend or acquaintance you made: Ummmm idk. The last thing you took pictures of: A hydrangea bush. The last time you were scared: Now. The future is terrifying, my friend. The last thing you looked up online: The definition of a word to ensure I was using it correctly. The last thing you disagreed with: So I've been watching John Wolfe's old stream of him playing Alice: Madness Returns, and he went on a total soapbox about smoking being okay essentially because we're all gonna die eventually from something, and I really disagreed with it. Does your house have a separate laundry room? No, just like a closet. Do your parents still help you financially? I'm still entirely dependent on them. Does your car have a backup camera? No. Have either of your parents ever been in trouble with the law? Not to my knowledge. Have you ever had a pet that lived to be really old for its breed/species? REALLY old, no. Teddy was definitely up there, but beagles have lived longer. What was the last strong scent you smelled? Lysol. Have you ever told someone to their face that they were ugly? Christ, no. Is your bed against more than one of your walls? No. Have you ever been attracted to someone’s parent? Don't think so? Have you ever pole danced before? No. Have you ever broken into someone’s house? No. Have you ever seen a live bat? Yes. What is the most amount of money you’ve spent on a meal before? I dunno. Have you ever taken a woodshop class? No. How much time do you spend on Facebook, if you have one? Funny you ask, because as of today I decided to take a break from it for awhile. I've found it's nothing more than a breeding ground for envy and making me feel like a horribly incompetent adult. Has a teacher ever made you hate yourself/your work? I had one photography teacher in college that I was NOT a fan of. He was super, super hard on everyone, like to an unnecessary degree. We were students, not pros. Have you ever been on the barrier or front row at a concert? No. Are your parents supportive of you? Somehow.

[bernadette-baguette]

dumb stuff I've said

•"my body tries to hypothermia me so I'll hypothermia it and see how my body likes it when I call the shots"

•"I can't promise anything I might get sucked outside again"

•"i was pissed so I took a walk all the way to coldstone"

•"kill that bitch and scooby-dooby-doo his ass"

•"I burnt my finger on a hot bowl because I thought my hands would be cold enough to make me immune to the heat"

•"I'm joking man lmao China owns what they do, I'm just not a fan of sending photos like gunfire"

•"it was open note and my dumb ass managed to bomb it with a 77.5"

•"If it's cold and I'm bundled up my body will hypothermia me"

•"actually u gotta put them a certain way; child support, then taxes"

•"I happen to have rlly good luck with my car, I've come close to being hit or hitting someone a few times, but luck's on my side!"

•"I had so much cool stuff bro but here's the thing half of my house is somewhere in the world.. it's out there "

•"according to you I'm a nerdy jock"

•"I dunno what the fuck my body is doing with these one-day pain parties"

"for a person who hates pie, I make a good pie."

•"so, there I was, bent over, with my flashlight but aimlessly tapping my hands in the grass looking for my ring in front of an Outback while Nick Jonas' "Jealous" was blaring."

•"modern times cannot force me to conform, I am getting more vintage by the minute."

•"I'm uncultured to this culture."

•"what if I turn my phone's clock ahead by a week? my shoes'll get here faster!!"

•"yes I am I lack common common sense and I am zoned in the 70s-90s"

•((bisexual panic intensifies))

•"high school's stressful and if someone wants to make fun of me for my damn light up shoes, go ahead, but I will automatically be 420% cooler than them bc I can just turn em on and moonwalk my ass outta your negative vibe zone."

•"I can literally go to work and switch it my left hand and people will think I'm married lol"

•""how was your day madam?" ooooooh hit me right in the knees"

•"off topic, but my best analogy yet; "this is like ordering a pizza at your favorite pizza place; however, you get the wrong pizza! but, you can't be mad because it's your favorite pizza place!""

•"I swear I'm not a player but when you're single, ready to mingle and you're an idiot who takes 15 minutes in the candy isle, there's a problem."

•"this Airbnb does not have crayons. I feel it is imperative for every Airbnb to have crayons. I'm leaving a bad Yelp review for this Airbnb."

•"is it bad that RHCP plays in my head even when I'm not actually listening to them..?"

•"one day, someone's gonna come up to me while I'm scattabopping to RHCP's "can't stop" intro and they're gonna yank out my ear bud at just the right time and go, "when are you gonna shut the fuck up?" and the I'm gonna go, "can't stop, addicted to-""

•"daisy's verdict: it looked like a shit of armour. - suit! suit of armour!! auto correct!!"

•"I like to use Ryan Gosling pictures to convey my emotions."

•"so, again, if I'm not the funniest thing since sliced bread, you haven't lived."

•"Tessa, aka the Bitch of The Brady Bunch who just wouldn't stop hissing and growling at everyone. Dude, eat a Snickers or something."

•"Imagine having a baseball bat named "Stevie Fuckin' Wonder Pets""

• "Coral bleaching is caused by white supremacy-"

• "I wanna smell like a snicker doodle!"

•"yanno what's better than perfume? lotion. lotion is subtle, you gotta get close to smell it... and then.. When they least expect it.. boom broken neck."

•"shut up! shut up! you didn't see me in the preteen girls bra section of Walmart! you didn't!"

•"Steven, if you don't shut the fuck up, you're about to be a scared pog."

•"yes, I socialized today. my friend got me a Christmas gift: scarves. that I promptly choked myself with. "Oh! Just what I wanted!" *rushedly ties scarf around throat and tightens* "yay!""

•"c'mon guys! This is simple brain knowledge! Same for your hands! Hand knowledge!"

•"very funnies. I have unfortunately adopted a very unhealthy addiction to Welch's fruit snacks. I ate so many packs that Vincent told me I smelled like them."

•"my dad said he was gonna give me some cigars. They were top tier, too, bro. Suddenly, poof, he leaves yet again."

•"this is likely the size I shall retain for the rest of my days. I have one superpower, scaring the shit outta people with my cold-ass hands."

•"baby you can roll me up into a cigar ;)"

•"got an older guy hitting on you? hit him with this! "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, for legal reasons, that is a joke. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone of legal-age pleasefuckoffthankyouverymuch-""

•"I'm the teen embodiment of Anthony Kiedis, Johnny Knoxville, and George Carlin!"

"well, well, well, if it isn't the actions of the consequences of my actions."

[shy-marker-pliers]

Quick fluffy drabble of the Host and Eric fanboying over their favorite book together (one they read from the annual Ego book club) while everyone stares on in amazement of how adorable they are

~Book Club~

Warnings: Swearing (mild), food mention, implied mental abuse.

Relationship(s): Heric but it’s like before they officially become a thing so idk

@pawsitively-purfect sorry for taking 420 years but this ended up way longer than expected lol

The book club, surprisingly, was not The Host’s idea. It all started on a stormy day when the power went out, leaving almost everyone with nothing to do. Since it was basically pitch black and the only source of light in the house that wasn’t electric was the candles in the library, they all headed there, figuring that as long as they were quiet, The Host wouldn’t mind them hanging out for a while.

 He wasn’t surprised when they showed up. He’d known for weeks that the power was going to go out, thanks to a vision that he’d had. By the time they had reached the library, he had already made tea and arranged his armchairs in a circle to make conversation easier. 

Most of the egos found books and sat down to read, and the others were off in different parts of the library holding small conversations. Well, apart from the Jims and Wilford, who were having races to see who could scale the bookshelves fastest. 

“Hey Host, what’cha reading?“ King asked from his perch on top of the couch. 

“The Host is reading Frankenstein. It has been one of his favorite books for some time now-” 

“Oh, I love Frankenstein! I must’ve watched the gene wilder version a hundred times, at least!“

“That’s Young Frankenstein, Bim. It’s not even close to the original material. The Boris Karloff version is much better. It’s a classic.”

“Isn’t that the old boring one from like a bazillion years ago?”

“Wh- it isn’t boring, and it isn’t from ‘a bazillion years ago’, it was made in 1931. I saw it in theaters when it first came out and I personally thought it was-”

“Oh my god, we get it Dark, you’re old as hell.”

The Host closed his book and snapped his fingers, which was loud enough to make Eric jump about a foot and get everyone in the library to turn their heads, including the Jims and Wilford, who all toppled off the bookshelf they were climbing and landed in a pile on the floor as a result.

“While The Host does find this argument entertaining, he does wish to know if Bim and Dark have ever actually read the original Frankenstein novel.“

“Of course i’ve read it!“

“And does Dark remember anything from the book?“

“Well no, I read it more than fifty years ago, but-”

“Has anyone here read it, and if so, recently enough that they remember the plot?“

silence.

“Anyone at all?“

A longer, more drawn out silence.

“Heathens, all of you.”

“Okay, Mr. I’ve Memorized Every Book In Existence, if you want us to read it so bad why don’t you make a book club or somethin’?“ Ed scoffed.

Eric smiled and looked up at The Host. “H-Hey, that’s actually a really g-good idea! I m-mean, no one has to join of course and if you don’t want us in the library t-that’s totally okay, but...I think it’d be fun. We could have tea and I could make snacks o-or something! I’ve always wanted to try being in a book club but I was never allow- um...I-I mean, I never got the chance.” 

Eric trailed off at the end of his sentence and his smile dropped as he pulled his handkerchief out of his pocket, looking down at his shoes and running his fingers over the fabric.

“S-Sorry, I was excited and I started rambling...j-just...forget I said anything.”

And that was when The Host made up his mind. He was starting this goddamn book club.

Eric, unsurprisingly, was absolutely ecstatic when The Host agreed to...well, host the book club, even more so when he found out that most of the egos had decided to join in, even the Jims. The first book they read together was (obviously) Frankenstein, and since The Host didn’t have enough copies of the book for every ego to have one, he just ended up reading it to them while they all sat in a circle around him, which turned out to be a good thing, because some of the egos couldn’t concentrate on a book to save their lives and it was better for them to listen instead.

It didn’t take them long at all to finish, especially since they were all so invested. When the book was over, they all discussed their thoughts about it. The conversation quickly delved into chaos, but that was to be expected in the ego house, so no one was angry.

“I liked the part when the monster strangled Victor Frankenstein’s wife!”

“Uh...Wilford, don’t you think that’s a little fucked up?”

“Pff, no! It was funny!”

“No, the best part was obviously when the monster woke up because Victor harnessed the power of lightning and it was like ’ZAP!’ and the monster was all ‘Blehhh i’m aliveee!’” 

“I have to agree with Jim. the zappy zap was very interesting.”

“Thank you, Jim!”

“You’re welcome, Jim!”

While Wilford was trying to convince Bim and the Jims that murder was a completely normal thing to do and Dark was trying desperately to keep everyone else from joining the conversation, The Host stood up from his spot and moved to sit next to Eric on the couch, where he was watching everyone. He glanced over when he heard him sat down, fidgeting as he listened to the others argue.

“I-I’m sorry...if i’d have known that they’d all b-be fighting I wouldn’t have suggested this...”

“Eric has no reason to apologize. He had no way of knowing that this would happen. And besides, The Host rather enjoys this. His library has never been filled with so much life before.” He was silent for a moment as he surveyed the chaos.

“Anyway, the purpose of a book club is to discuss literature, which is what the other egos are doing, even if they are rather...confrontational about it.”

Eric let out a small giggle,and The Host smiled. “Y-Yeah, I guess you’re right. I can’t exactly join the conversation l-like this, though. I’m sure you’ve noticed, but i’m not very much of a fighter.”

“Neither is The Host. Perhaps he and Eric could discuss the book together?”

“Y-Yeah! I can see why you like it so much, I thought it was r-really interesting. Makes you think, y’know? Especially, like, how everyone sees Victor as the good guy even though he made the monster and then abandoned it as soon as it came to life just because it s-scared him and basically caused it to have to live i-in the forest and stuff.”

The Host nodded in agreement. “Exactly. The monster was only a monster because that was how other people saw it. Despite the fact that it had the mind of a human and tried to show people that it was good and not nearly as frightening as it seemed, people refused to see past what it looked like on the outside.” 

Oh. 

Oh.

So that was why The Host liked that book so much.

Eric frowned slightly. “It deserved a much better ending than it got...I wish that Victor had made another monster like it asked him to. A-At least that way it wouldn’t be sad or alone anymore...”

Eric and The Host continued to discuss the book and the underlying commentary, And Host couldn’t have been happier that he had someone to talk about his favorite book with. They were so focused on each other that they hadn’t even noticed that the other egos had all stopped fighting and were looking at them.

“Oh my god, that is literally the most adorable thing i’ve ever seen.”

“I know, right? They’re both so excited!”

“Come to think of it, I don’t think i’ve ever seen either of them this happy...”

“Hush, everyone. Let’s go upstairs now. I get the feeling that they’ll be talking for a while.”

[ptitdrogo]

In the mind of a “Top Tier” Protoss player

        Hey guys, PtitDrogo here, after reading a really amazing post tournament write up by one of my favorite Magic player ( https://twitter.com/lsv/status/1105124626429079552 , seriously, if you’re even slighty into magic go read this) I felt like it would be kind of cool to write down how the past month went for me in term of strategy preparation for the last few tournaments I played, mainly focusing on wesg and WCS ro8.

You win some you lose some

             To set the tone, before wesg I was of two minds about my play, I managed to qualify for the ro8 of WCS after beating Mana and Namshar, but I got seriously owned by Bly and Nerchio at IEM, not taking a single map and going home with 0 dollars.

            It’s still honestly a little bit confusing to me, the same confidence in my ability to play a defensive style against mana completely failed against bly, and my faith in my timings that worked great against namshar just got dismantled by nerchio. I could go on longer about this but sometimes you just don’t play well, and I’ve learned that dwelling on it is the worst thing you can do.

All eyes on Spaghetti boy

            Looking at the groups of WESG, a top 1 finish in my group would give me a good shot of having a “beatable” opponent in the bracket, and winning that match would mean winning 5k, so it was my objective coming into the event.

The man to beat being obviously reynor, who previously kind of walked on me in the last group stage of wcs, I had a couple of ideas in mind and also discovered some new cool stuff beforehand.

            I now knew that he actually really liked hydralisk midgame, and I actually really liked it, what was once the bane of my existense is now a pretty manageable opening in my opinion since the hydralisk got quite a bit weaker, you really don’t have to play scared and can even pressure yourself.

I was practicing some kind of 3 base high eco Chargelot archon pressure and having so-so success with it, I kind of wasn’t sure if I wanted to go for it, but without a better idea that’s what I was gonna go for.

“Wow, he actually does open hydralisk every game”.

            There’s a bit of a difference between telling yourself something and seeing it for yourself. After watching Probe vs Reynor It really hit my that reynor was playing hydralisks not only on big maps but on everymap, add to that a tendency to add some zerglings to deny the third, and 15 minutes before the start of my match I’m changing strategy without practicing it.

EDIT: Watching the vod of the Bo3, I actually was completely wrong, lol, I looked at the game at the only time he made some hydralisks, to secure a game already won by a roach nydus, and the other game was just a ling queen nydus, I guess I saw what I wanted to see !

“The Yoloswag build”

            It’s honestly such a terrible build, it’s not a particulary strong push, and it relies on your opponent not going roachs and REALLY thinking you’re going for a macro while also being a little bit of a bad player for not using your prism.

This is just an 8 gate that wants to cancel its third base in the first place to being able to afford 8 gateways production in the first place, the idea is you poke with 2 archon, run away from the queen, cancel your third because of the nasty zerglings, and while you pretend to being completely owned you warp more archons and zealot in a corner and you go kill the guy, a classic really, and I knew it would be very effective againt lings into hydras, sometimes last minute change of plans do work, color me surprised.

“Oh no you canceled my third dang it”

“Nothing going on over here”

“The 420 Blazing it DT drop”

            This one has kind of a funny backstory to it, I was practicing with a zerg for IEM, and he really wanted me to play DT drop because he thought his opponent would do it for sure.

“Alright, but I really think it’s shit” is what I said.

2 hours later and a LOT of wins later, I had to concede that it was pretty good, to quote my practice partner “your Dts being 7 seconds faster is actually a pretty big problem”.

            Sometimes you’re very wrong about what is good. Here’s the thing tho, I didn’t have time to check a vod to do the build, so I went by memory, old memories of 2017 in fact, and the way I remembered it you would have to cut a lot of workers and do a lot of little adjustements to get a very fast DT drop going even if it meant sacrificing some economy.

Turn out not a lot of protosses were doing it. The end result was 4 Dts being warped at 4:23, and most games they would just kill the third hatch. So I was feeling pretty confident it would work.

In my game against reynor I warped my Dts at 4:21.

They killed the third hatch.

            I was honestly so confused as to why or how I managed to have a better timing than in the game I was practicing against the ia, but hey I’m not complaining.

Later Reynor told me he didn’t know Dts could come this fast, and the 4:20 DT drop kind of became a meme among players for the rest of the tournament, I haven’t warped exactly 4 Dts at 4:20 yet, but hey maybe next wcs I’ll do it without meaning to !

So I ended up with a very pretty to look at 10-0 score, wasn’t easy of course, Iasonu and Probe were two players I was also scared of but I thought that playing standard was my best bet and indeed it was, also almost lost a game to PsiArc where I was very behind in economy but managed to attack right before his bunker finished, sometime lucky.

There is no way the Germans can cross the Maginot Line

            My opponent for the ro16 was Lambo, not a bad draw but not the best, I was confident I could win tho, and the new variation I was trying out in practice were going great, I had a great plan for the best of 5 and a build for every single maps.

All of that preparation came crashing down with a pretty swift 3-0 LOL.

            Game 1 was death by 12 pool, Cuz here’s the thing, to get a 4:20 DT drop, you can’t probe scout, little guy needs to work overtime ! I actually was mainly hoping he wouldn’t have the balls to 12 pool game 1 and I was going to scout after core anyway, whats the worse that could happen?  

            Game 2 was a very good game until it all came crashing down, I actually very like this double stalker opening poke, I was practicing against a zerg and made 2 stalkers by mistake on this map, and the overlord that usually always manage to run away died this time, and the very confusing double stalker oracle move out forced quite a lot of lings. So I decided to run with it in the tournament

When I was trying to explain it to the other protoss as a “great opening that looks very confusing to the zerg but doesn’t actually do anything” they were unconvinced; Haters; when it becomes the norm in 2020 don’t forget about me.

In the actual game the 2 stalkers squad worked great, I actually even killed an overlord at his base ahahah. I was in a VERY strong position in the midgame, and thought there was no way I could lose.

Well, nydus happened, no warpin available, no recall, an awkward attempt at a basetrade and a very long death animation trying to rebuild my templar tech to spend my gas bank later, It’s 2-0.

“Money in the bank pimping ain’t easy” 

            Game 3 was just a standart 2 base nydus that if I was a few second faster to recall my oracle or if I wasn’t supply blocked on 53/54 to then warp one more stalker I would have won, oh well, sometime it’s just not going your way.

“The correct play here is to go alt tab and go complain on Bnet forums” 

It was obviously very annoying to lose one step short of making 5k, but there was a silver lining to losing to hard and so quickly to cheese.

All of my preparation could still be used for WCS.

An FFA would pretty much have been the same right ?

            The big Round robin was here, and good god is it spooky. All of the players there are good and even if 6 players out 8 makes it it is very very scary.

My goal coming into the group was to barely make it, “maybe 2 wins is enough to squeeze in” is what I thought.

The first thing that is interesting to note is that I got pretty lucky in the order of my matchs, my 4 first matchs were all PvZ, then on day 2 I got the two PvP and the PvT.

That made practice fairly easy and nobody was able to prepare for me for day 2 as I didn’t have any of the same match-ups.

“You lose some…

            Against Serral, I had a pretty good first game to be honest, even tho I didn’t do flashy damage with the DT drop I still kept the pressure with the archons and was in what I thought a pretty good situation with the army I wanted.

Here’s the thing tho, Serral is annoying, like VERY annoying with his mutalisks, so before moving out for a strong attack I overmade defensive structures by quite a bit (3 canons in natural mineral line lololol) because I felt like I could afford it. So when I pushed, as you might expect it, broodlords were already out, and even if it might not be a well known fact in the community yet, Lategame PvZ is pretty unwinnable, at least against serral, gg.

            Game 2 was just an embarrassing game of me messing up my build order and losing my prism to 6 queens to then die to mutalisks and roachs. Not the most interesting of games and the kind of showing you really don’t wanna produce but it sadly happens too many times.

“Queens defend everything reeeeeee” 

            Against Reynor I’m actually blaming the first game loss directly onto serral. I actually very efficiently dealt with the mutalisks while teching to storm extremely fast (more on that later) and was in a very decent position. But I subconsciously felt like I needed to attack much faster than I actually had to because of the previous game (Check the Hive Drogo !! Scouting is allowed reeee) And just made the game extremely easy to play for reynor with a reckless attack.

            The second game was just a meme, another case of 12 pool, but this time even tho I scout it very late I pull all of my probes and take a very efficient fight against the zerglings, and at this exact moment I am in a very good position.

The correct play was to make a stargate in the wall and just move out with the adept and leave the zealot home.

I didn’t finish the wall and moved out with 2 units, Reynor did a runby with some more lings and I had to go home.

I then proceed to not finish the wall and moved out with 3 units, Reynor did a runby with some more lings and I had to go home.

I then proceed to move out with 2 adepts leaving 2 at home, Reynor did a runby with some more lings and I had to recall home

I then proceed to try to finish the wall but Reynor did a runby with a LOT of zerglings and I had to gg back to the lobby.

This is the kind of game where you just feel very stupid, I like to call these games failing an IQ test, because thats what they truly are.

… You win some”

            This is where I finally get the talk strategy, because there’s kind of of prerequisite to win games to be able to brag about how great of a strategical mastermind you are.

“The triple triple”

            After all the hype about the 420 DT drop, the first thing I obviously was looking for was a build that would look like a DT drop, but was actually a complete blind counter to the usual DT drop response from most zergs.

Thus came to life the triple triple, 3 gate, 3 oracles, warp twice (not 3 times rip symmetry ) and then you just go for it. The gas timing is very similar, only one adept and stalker are produced by the gateway, you have a proxy pylon from your main that can directly warp low ground so that the overlord at the natural cant see it, and the one adept boy can walk around to deny lonely lings from getting vision. All of that for an explosive cocktail that will kill a zerg making roachs expecting Dts, not having enough spores or queens to handle the triple triple squad.

Also, I’ve come to realize in practice that it’s not even that bad of a build in the first place even if scouted really early for some reason.

“Sometimes it kills 10+ workers” 

“Sometimes a lot more”

This amazing innovation of the PvZ metagame that I’m sure will be a staple in the metagame (it won’t) allowed me to take a map off Lambo and Elazer, for the other map I had to resort to the amazing build that comes next.

“This is totally an archon drop I swear you better make roachs”

            I really don’t know how to call this, You just go for the normal archon drop build except you mine more mineral and make an early forge, then take a third slightly faster than an archon drop timing and just make 4 templars super early so they can bank energy so you can do a +2 push with 8 storms extremely fast. While you’re doing the build you run around with your first few units to deny vision so the zerg gets scared and think he might have missed the prism.

Oh, and you also make a LOT of probes, I’m talking non stop, enough probes to fully saturate the third when its done.

“But Drogo, wouldn’t it be strictly better to just go storm drop? Zerg would actually see a prism and be scared and you would also do economic damage even if they make roachs !!”

And to that I say, I like to keep it simple ok, maybe next year when I actually get good at the game.

            Anyway, This build actually gives you a pretty powerful set-up in the midgame, I used it to kill the Hydra bane of Lambo and succesfully defend the nydus onslaught of Elazer (I didn’t strictly do this against elazer actually, I was pretty scared of a spooky all-in), which is usually not possible unless you were a greedy boy in the early game. So all of that gave me 2 points on the board.

“4 templars just chilling at home, Safe working conditions are too rare in the Starcraft universe” 

When the Zerg is away the Toss will play.

            For the second day I had 2 PvP, a PvT, and a lot of times on my end to prepare. So I did, I watched a ton of rail footage, and observed that he wasn’t afraid to play his ladder builds in tournament, so I was feeling fairly confident I could just win by having stronger build orders.

Little did I know this would be the hardest series of the tournament by far.

The first game felt like a walk in the park at first, you’re going 3 phoenix against fast expand forge first? There is no way in hell I am losing this. I played it a little bit safer than I could have but I was very confident in my ability to hold his 2 base push.

Turn out, I was wrong, very wrong, Rail just made a bigger army and kept warping in, and eventually our armies got to a size where his two untouched immortal he had over me actually packed quite the punch and our upgrades were equal. So even with a third nexus mining for a while, I’m losing the game.

            The second game I was sure of what he was going to do, some adepts with an expand and robo follow up, so my plan was pretty much to play with a lot of gates units and go Stargate to have good control of the game, simple plan, but effective.

The issue is, I forgot to prevent him from pylon blocking my wall, then I didn’t realise he let his pylon finish, I built my Stargate in vision of his pylon …

So yea I canceled that real fast and improvised a blink opening, a build I haven’t practiced in a really really long time, without any possibility of scouting, turned out I didn’t need to, since verdi went for his robo opening into constant presure with adepts sentry immortals, with me sitting and pure useless stalkers, down 1-0 and 30 supply, disruptor knocking at my front door, I didn’t like my odds one bit.

Oh well, sometime lucky.

I’m sure the third game will be much smoother.

Oh

Oh no (not pictured here, 3 sentries also died)

This has to be a record for the most amounts of units lost to the 2 initial adepts in a professional game

There’s almost something peaceful about being so far behind, you can just try out wacky stuff and see if it works.

Which is somehow did, after two pretty successful adept and a basetrade clearly going in my favor, I brought back an impossible game and was very happy with myself.

If you’re wondering how on earth I managed to get surprised by 2 adepts, all I can say is that I was way too confident in my preparation, as I was so sure that he was going for his safe expand double probe scout strat, I didn’t have adepts on my mind until the last 3 seconds.

Overall I would say that my preparation for this serie was very bad, even tho I spent the most time on it, even if you can tell yourself beforehand to not mindgame yourself by thinking too hard, it can still very much happen.

So after that emotional roller coaster of a series, it was time to play a PvT against big Gabe, and I had quite the revolutionary strat prepared.

“The triple triple… Again...”

            Sometime you watch one series that makes you fall in love with a strat, for me it was Zest vs Innovation where Zest defended a marine drop with 2 oracle and a phoenix, warped more adepts across the map and immediately killed Innovation, I thought to myself “I can do that” as it didn’t look too hard.

I hate Stargate openings in PvT, I truly hate them, I’m always in a good position with them but I always lose anyway, but on the other hand, I’ve loved shading adepts and oracle at random times since LOTV beta, so I thought it was worth to give it a shot, especially because I thought Gabe wouldn’t expect me to play stargate.

Worked just as planned, a refreshing turn of events after the last series.

            The second game (what game on kairos ? never happened Protoss doesn’t lose PvT remember) is what I like to call “New Year Zero, the movie”. I really think this map is incredibly protoss favored, it’s really not on everymap that starting 2 forges because you’re supply blocked and can’t start your first colossus ends up being a the best decision you could have made.

After killing the Raven and a decent chunk of bio in the middle of the map, I thought I had a real timing there, I had 5 seconds of hesitation after seeing so many liberators, but after sending an hallucination and seeing that Heromarine was Still 1/1, I decided to A move into him anyway, it was either gonna be a genius, killer instinct like move, or another brick to the monument that is the ThrowGo Legacy, a win win really.

“Sir, this is Hallucinated phoenix speaking, Terran is 1:1 you’re clear to go”

“Roger that” 

It went great and the twitch chat of that game had a very reasonable discussion about game design talking about how great it was that protoss could attack into this many liberators.

            I don’t have much to say about the last Serie vs Showtime really, I was already qualified so all the presure was off and I felt great, and I don’t think I could talk at length about great of a strategical mastermind I am for faking going phoenix and actually going Dark templars !

He didn’t exactly do what I expected to him to do so this was pretty much freestyle that worked in my favor and not anything prepared. 

“Artosis favorite unit showing us what peak starcraft is all about”

The second game was a cheese that I had seen before, Double proxy gate zealot with canon rush, I was fairly confident that it was overall pretty bad, and this game didn’t change my mind.

“The best unit against canons is actually the probe”

Amazing Gaming

            So overall it’s a 5-2 Score !! This wasn’t what I expected at all and I was obviously thrilled, too bad I failed so many IQ tests otherwise the first place would have been easily in my grasp.

I have a lot of cool new strats with weird names prepared for LA, I hope I’ll win so I get to brag once again about how smart I am ! (not really).

Hope you guys enjoyed this blog, and I would like to dedicate this victory to this chinese Stuff bear, he kept his promise and without him I would never have survived those nyduses.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvPWIAvhKSl/

For more Yee https://twitter.com/PtitDrogo 

[vanillarroses]

I was tagged!!

Rules: Answer 21 questions and then tag 21 people you want to know better.

I was tagged by the funky and groovy @lowkey-gilmour ❤️❤️ thank u bby!!

•Nickname(s): rosie, rohzie, kyle, deep_doot, rose, capricorn legend

•Zodiac: Capricorn babeeeey

•Height: about 170cm

•Last Movie watched: Chinatown with Jack Nicholson (1974) ((i fell asleep from my cold medicine but it was good from what i saw))

•Last thing googled: the hours for a local antique store

•Favorite Musician: haaa funny question that i cannot answer (this question is too hard)

•Song stuck in my head: the one part of march of the black queen where it gets really hard (but also roger taylor from killer queen just singing 'ANYTIIIIIMEEEE' like in ur one ear)

•Other blogs: well ive been on here for a while but i have a really old kh blog that i made like 5 years ago but i dont use it anymore. she still exists but she is shameful.

•Do I get asks?: No but i dont really mind!! I just like posting things i like! I dont mind not getting asks, but it is fun every so often!!

•Blogs following: uhhh idk how many i follow but it might b almost 200? Idk how many people follow me but it doesnt really matter to me, it just makes me happy to see you guys on here!!

•Amount of sleep: haa sooo im sick and ive been sleeping a lot thru the day and at night recently 😔😔

•Lucky Number: 420 🍃🔥 (more seriously tho 5 probably)

•What im wearing: like all the jewelry i wear daily, a grey tank top, jeans, and the Classic Rosie Look™ with my rush sweatshirt thats so cozy

•Dream Job: god.... Professional filmmaker! Hopefully landing as a director/producer/editor/cinematographer!! its a lot but if alfonso cuaron can do it then so can i!!!

•Dream Trip: a huge trip all over italy. To everywhere. I wanna retrace my roots!! (And also so i can visit pompeii and find the place where adrian maben filmed live at pompeii with the boys)

•Favorite Food: spaghetti boi!!!! Spaghetti spaghetti!!! I fuckin LOVE spaghetti yo

•Instruments I play: haa well i USED to play the clarinet in like 4th grade but dropped it cause catholic school was stress. But im hoping to maybe take up guitar or banjo or bass or something i dont know !!

•Spoken Languages: english (which is my first language and i cant even fuckin speak it), and like 10 words in spanish

•Favorite Songs: 2 many 2 list... but a song i could never ever get tired of is the live at pompeii vers of echoes. Ive listened to it probably 500 times in 2018 alone and it still sounds new to me (and if im high enough then it feels like im listening to it for the first time again)

•Random Fact: i once fell from like 45 feet in the air (i was harnessed but still it was terrifying!!)

•Describe yourself as aesthetic things: pink things, newly bloomed roses, the smell of an early spring morning, vanilla and caramel flavored tea, lavender, the hum of a purring cat, lit candles and warm blankets, couture fashion, incense and the glow of a lava lamp

Im taggin: @litttlebrave @gilmours @noirwatch @extrasensitiveblackgirl @thethelonemonk @macabremoonlight

Yall arent obligated to do this!! Feel free!! (Also i dont have 21 people to tag LOL)

[sakuya123draws]

for the end of year meme: 1, 8, 10, 14, 20 !! Please and thank you!

OH MAH GOD IT’S LATE!!! (I am so sorry @nalufever I finally got around to answering asks and I’m starting with the most recent ones!! It’s appropriate as they are for the “End of the year” meme I reblogged!)

 Anyways, without further ado, let’s answer these lovely questions~! >w

1. First things first, did you have a good year?

A: Well, I guess that is the first thing to ask when jumping from one year to the other! ^_^ If I’m being honest the year started out really bad. Lots of family problems, stress from college and my horrible relationship was weighing me down and draining me of my energy. I never want to blame anything on anyone, but I was in a dysfunctional relationship with someone and I finally got out of it around April. It’s a long story, but I don’t feel like dwelling on that stuff. I’m stronger now! (I mean I “hope” so ^ ^;) I was happy that I got in the honours roll for my first year which gave me entry to showing my artwork to judges at the college I got to! It was an amazing experience and I made some cool friends along the way! It’s a small class, but we’re like a family. :D As for my actual family, I lost my grandma…She was an inspiration to me and even today I will always show my appreciation for my grandparents! Other than that, my family had gotten better and we can finally understand each other a bit more when it comes to communication which is always a plus!! :3 Even on here with Tumblr being who it is, I still have lots of friends that didn’t leave and I’m happy to see they are better from last year! In short, (cause you can see THIS is a paragraph xD) I think the year was wishy-washy! It was all over the place, but it made up for it at the end to be called “good”. ^v^

8. Which fashion trends did you hate?

(I thought of him when I thought of the word fashion xD Don’t kill me, I LOVE Max

A: Even though my mom is a lady who lives by fashion, I can’t say I know the styles of 2018! ;w; I looked up a source (well you know Vogue and all that jazz :/) to base my opinion on. I only think this would be easier if I could say what I “loved”, but it’s a hate one so gotta be mean xD lol. I mean I never “hate” anything, so I’m gonna give it a shot. 

One thing I don’t like about fashion trends if I’m being frank is that it’s usually clothes on the runway. Many styles I see based on Vogue’s source are styles I can’t see the everyday person wearing. Personally, I wouldn’t wear half of those designs outside. That’s just me. My sense of style is a hybrid of my mom’s fashion she wears/sells, 80′s-90′s fashions and cutesy outfits. (that I think I’d look bad in ;w;) I’m gonna give a small bullet point list. (I know I always say small xD)

 Arty Impressions - This was the first one on the article I read. From what I can gather it’s fashion with famous works printed on it. (Artworks, for example, Andy Warhol’s, screenprints) I mean I can see the connection, but for me wearing something with a reproduced art piece is hard for me to personally wear. LIke it has to be done like how T-shirts have a design in the middle or small embellishments on it to make me wear it. The example I saw is fun and creative, but for me, I couldn’t see myself liking/wearing those pieces. It depends. 5/10? I guess xD

Plastic/see-through material - This honestly has been a reoccurring style that I have seen. It’s become more prominent now according to last year’s trends. I can’t stand the “see-through” look. I don’t know what it is, but it’s just too awkward to wear outside. LIke people will defend that you can wear what you want, but for ME and ME Only, I can’t wear those kinds of stuff. I would feel very scared/concerned with how I look. (Even to myself) If you don’t know what I am referring to, I mean like that umbrella looking material. (I’ve added the source in the paragraph above for this question! ^_^)

Geometric/Flannel Print - I can never see myself liking the flannel scene. For pyjamas, no problem! To wear outside, I can’t bring myself to do that. You can see me in an old sweater, but flannel I don’t think any of my friends have seen me in that xD I just can’t say it’s aesthetically pleasing to me. I have a problem liking this style. Maybe I will when I get older, but as I’m young and creative I see myself wearing clothes for the young generation! :P (my mom says that anyways xD lol) The clothes that make you feel like partying, even though you don’t go outside like me xD lol 

As much as I love talking about fashion, I think I would bore everyone with my opinions. xD (You’re definitely not here for these are you? xD If so, thank you) 

10. What song sums up this year for you?

A: I don’t have a definite answer, but I went through a lot of things. Many times I wanted to be in a dream world…Like to escape everything. All the pain and depression. I still feel that way, but in 2018 it was WAY worse. This song I originally heard in Silent Hill: Downpour (A GAME I LOVE ;w;) was a song I thought of when I see this question. I think it’s a great song! sad, but I’d recommend it. The singer’s voice is lovely. It invokes so many emotions in me ;w; (I’ll give a youtube link) 

Ed Harcourt - From Every Sphere

14. Favorite new TV show?

(I HAD to make it this guy >w

WARNING: HUGE ANSWER BELOW!

A: Well, as you may know, I don’t watch many shows anymore. I mostly play video games, but for the sake of this amazing question, I’ll say what anime(s) I did enjoy last year! I don’t think I’ve ever loved an anime as much as I love Gintama. It’s really funny because I originally “disliked” Gintama. It was a naive thing for the young me to have said at the time. I judged the show so harshly after seeing anime (IMO) being shat on with the usual themes and scenes I ALWAYS see. I began to give up on anime as a whole. My story starts when I was pissed at my brother telling me, “Gintama is amazing Tash, trust me you’ll regret hating it.” I answered with my normal response of, “ sure Ja, you ALWAYS say that. How will this be any different?” Maybe I shouldn’t have said that…Well, it’s too late now for present-day me. My brother showed me all the “humorous” parts first. (I honestly felt like he tricked me, but the show really starts that way xD) Anyways, we eventually watched a few episodes and I told him I didn’t understand the humour. (it’s honestly hard to get into if you’re not open-minded or don’t understand the comedy Sorachi uses) Until he decided to hit me with his ace, “The Shinsengumi Crisis Arc”. All I can say is, a different side of me was born. I started to see what a show could truly offer if it was done right, the way I wanted to see it. It’s hard to explain, but without Gintama’s sad/inspirational/happy/stupid/clever story writing/arcs I don’t think I would have ever gotten through 2018. I haven’t finished the episodes as of its recent update, but I really learned a lot from the show. I want to give a HUGE shoutout to Sorachi for writing this masterpiece and I would 10000% recommend it to ANYONE! It’s a show that changed my views on people’s situations and lives. I think all the arcs are amazingly written and so far I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of it! It really got me in the feels. I can honestly say that if you can’t feel after seeing an arc in Gintama, you haven’t felt. It’s that amazing! (Then AGAIN, it’s an opinion not everyone will sadly share xD) Also, I am really enjoying Bleach! I’m sad at how it ended in terms of what things happened and I honestly hope Kubo will be ok. I loved his episodes and the earliest ones really touched my heart like Gintama. He’s also really great at making me cry every episode! :P

(GOD SORRY FOR THE ESSAY AND STUPID STORY LINES xD I’m sorry I can’t add a RM for this b/c then everything under can’t be seen like the other answers ;w;) 

20. Did you develop a new obsession?

Well…YES! Many obsessions!! The real question is which is the one that I obsess over the most? Well I’ll put some bullet points to hopefully make it smaller xD

First of all, I don’t want to say it but I’ve taken a “liking” (what an understatement lol) to Gin Ichimaru from Bleach~! >////

I think everyone knows, but I have an obsession with cute/pink/pretty stuff. (Can it be called that?) I just LOVE pastel colours or pinks/blues/purples. Those kinds of soft colours you see in Hello Kitty toys or Fairy Kei/Kawaii merch (if I’m correct xD) I just have a HUGE soft spot for childhood stuff! I literally still act like a kid xD lol I don’t think I’ll be growing up anytime soon haha xD lol I just love to collect them! :) 

Vaporwave I guess has become a new obsession and old art styles of the past! I just can’t stop being in awe at those marble statues! The curvature and bodies are so magnificent! >w

So many different art styles that are brought to this world! :D This is the truth! I absolutely love most styles I see on here and whenever I encounter them! >w

Other than that, I don’t think I have any other obsessions I know about :P Sorry, I’m super boring xD That’s the art student life lol (only me guys xD dw)

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR MESSAGING ME AND SENDING THIS AMAZING ASK YOU AWESOME PERSON!!! @nalufever I am so happy to have gotten something from you and I hope you’ve had a great Christmas and Happy New Year, friend!! I hope you stay happy and healthy this year!! All the best to you! Thank so much once again for taking the time :)

If anyone else is interested, you can send me something as well~!

Take care from me and Happy New Years everyone!!!

Saku~!

[faangirl101]

(CHATROOM) The pack x reader

This was funny to write, whatever

The pack(- kira) x reader

Y/n has added Roscoebat, Wolverine, i<3deer, redtopmartin, silverisbetterthengold and halethegod

y/n renamed the group to: The pack returns

Roscoebat: Returns? we never left

y/n: I bet you're fun at parties

Roscoebat renamed the group to: The force awakens

Roscoebat: there you go, fixed it

Halethegod: Why would you invite me to a group of losers y/n?

Silverisbetterthengold: Hey!

Redtopmartin: That would be stiles

Roscoebat: We're all losers right? Scott?

Wolverine: you're on your own, Stiles

Y/n renamed the group to )losers club(

i<3deer: Isn't that from the movie with the clown?

Y/n: Yeah! i thought it be fun since we pretty much are the losers club. Small kids running around saving the town from weird creatures

Wolverine: Sounds about right

Halethegod: Who u calling kid?

Y/n: Yeah sorry Derek, You're clearly pennywise

Rosceobat: *ROASTED*

Rosceobat: *HHmmmH* DO YOU SMELL THAT, IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT WOLFSKIN

Rosceobat: APPLY WATER TO THE BURNT AREA HALE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A SHOWER …… FOR OTHER REASONS TO

Y/n: FINISH HIM

Halethegod: I will literally shred you into pieces and make soup of you

Rosceobat: oH gOd FOrgIve Me PaPA

Halethegod: Do you see me as a father figure stiles?

Redtopmartin: More like a daddy figure

Y/n: I have never been more proud of you then now lydia

Y/n changed Rosceobat´s name to Dereksbabygirl

Y/n changed Halethegod´s name to StilesDaddy

Dereksbabygirl:..........

StilesDaddy: …….

Silverisbetterthengold: I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Wolverine: DUDE

Redtopmartin: Y/N CHANGED THE GAME

Redtopmartin: Well actually she just changed the usernames, but close enough

Dereksbabygirl: change them back

StilesDaddy: Now

Y/n: Why would i?

StilesDaddy: I'm outside your window

i<3deer: Y/N RUUUUN

RedtopMartin: but is he actually tho?

Y/n: YESS

Y/n: SCOTT HELP

Wolverine: …….

Wolverine left the chat

I<3deer: Wow what a pussy

Y/n: BANSHEEEEE, COME HERE AND SCREAM AT HIM,

RedtopMartin: Yeah, about that

RedtopMartin left the chat

i<3deer: i can't believe i'm friends with you cowards

Y/n: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE Y/n: I'M IN THE KITCHEN WITH A PAN Y/n: OH GOD… OH GOD

StilesDaddy: I'm behind u

Y/n: IL CHANGE THE NAMES

y/n changed StilesDaddy to Pennywise

Y/n Added Wolverine and RedtopMartin to the chat

DereksBabygirl: ummm… can you change my name to

Y/n changed DereksBabygirl to Mieczyslaw

Mieczyslaw: CHANGE THE NAME Mieczyslaw: RIGHT NOW

Mieczyslaw: I SWEAR TO GOD Y/N I'M GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH MY JEEP

Y/n: oooh, i'm so scared

Mieczysław: IL CALL DEREK

Y/n changed  Mieczyslaw name to Anakin

i<3deer: Yall are a bunch of pussys, and not the good kind

Y/n: I'm 420 % sure Malias a lesbian

Silverisbetterthengold: I could be your girlfriend, M

I<3deer: yeah come here, Argent

Y/n: No one is coming anywhere

Anakin: FUK U Y/N

Anakin: I WAS ABOUT TO SEE SOME LESBIAN ACTION

RedtopMartin: https://www.pornhub.com/

RedtopMartin: There you go ANAKIN

Y/n: I am also, 420% sure Stiles is a lesbian

Anakin. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

Y/n: U like gurls?

Anakin: yes

Y/n: then ur a lesbian, Makes sense to me

Anakin: …….

Anakin left chatroom

Pennywise: weak

Wolverine: I took a nap, what up?

Y/n: We pushed Stiles out of the closet and now he's pissed

Wolverine: I knew he was gay

Y/n: Yeah, a lesbian

Wolverine: What….?

Silverisbetterthengold: Scroll up, baby

Wolverine: ……

Wolverine: That means i'm also a lesbian

Y/n: We're all a bunch of lesbians

Y/n: You think Stilinski is still pissed?

RedtopMartin: No, he's just horny

Y/n: so nothing changed really?

Y/n added Anakin into the chatroom

Y/n changed Silverisbetterthengold to deadgirlscantsayno

Y/n changed I<3deer to 420%lesbian

Y/n changed wolverine into McallMe

deadgirlscantsayno: Not cool Y/n

Y/n: get over it

McallMe: Nice one Y/n

Anakin: lol, who changed Allison's name?

Y/n: The one and only

Anakin: you the man, Y/n

deadgirlscantsayno: Seriously Guys i'm DeAd

Y/n: The only thing thats dead is your sense of humour

Anakin: Drop the bomb Y/n

420%lesbian: hey, where did Derek go?

Y/n: ……..

deadgirlscantsayno: ……..

McallMe: ………

Anakin: DEREK?

Anakin: WHERE IS MY DAD

Anakin: HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY DAD?

Y/n: *whispers* Its like  reversed nemo

Pennywise: what son

deadgirlscantsayno: I may not be able to say no, but i can still ship from the grave

Pennywise: SON

Pennywise: HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY SON

Y/N: And there is the Nemo reference is was looking for

Anakin: Here Daddy

Y/n: You guys know Class starts in like 5 minutes, right

Anakin: Gotta blast

RedtopMartin: That's what i gave you the link for Stiles

Y/n: I love my friends

Y/n disconnected

RedtopMartin disconnected

deadgirlscantsayno disconnected

Mcallme disconnected

Pennywise: Meet me at the jeep, Skip class

Anakin: yes daddy

Pennywise disconnected

Anakin disconnected

[deeeelightfuldee]

How many cats and dogs have you had as pets in your lifetime? oooo boy. ok lets see. 5 dogs, 9 cats?

Can your mom and/or dad play any instruments, or how about anyone else in your family? My mom doesn’t play anything. My dad is a drummer

Have you ever colored in an adult coloring book as a stress reliever? Yes. I’ve done it this week alone, just to try and calm down a little.

Can you crack crab legs without a tool? i have no idea. I don’t eat crab or anything in the sea for that matter. 

How many light sources are in the room you’re in? ooo good question. umm, eight? lol

What’s your favorite thing to put on bagels? uhhh cream cheese.

Who’s your favorite director? i really don’t know, i don’t follow who directs what.

Bats: cute or gross? i mean, I don’t really care.

What was the last really intense pain you felt? lung pain during this whole nonsense.

Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? either. 

How would you feel about traveling abroad alone? I would love to, but I don’t see it happening with the travel restrictions these days.

What is your father's middle name? He doesn’t have one. he’s got a family name and the men who have it do not have a middle name. Where did your last kiss take place? uhhh I believe on my driveway 

Which movie villain do you find the most terrifying? no clue, tbh. none that come to mind

Do you stick your tongue out often in pictures? I don’t think ive ever done that. 

Which one of your family members are you closest to? My mom. one of my brothers and my sister.

Would you rather have name brand shoes or name brand clothes? brand names just don’t matter to me, but if i was forced to choose i guess shoes?

Are you a good liar? no. not at all.

Are you proud of your parents? Im super proud of my mom.

Which is better: orange or grape soda? orange

Was the last thing you ate hot or cold? hot. so yummy.

Who was the last person in your house who isn’t family? uhhhhhhh, idk who was here when I wasn’t in town, but prior to that I would imagine em/nathan

What color was the last swimsuit you wore? green 

Can you remember the last song you listened to? something from the toy story soundtrack lol. I’m binge watching all four today... I am using Kile’s disney+ for as long as he has it. I don’t think he watches it ever, so I imagine it’ll cut off soon.

Have you ever been dumped really harshly? once. it was horrible. every other time I’ve done the break up.

Can you do a back flip, or anything else of that sort? heck’n no. unless im going into a pool maybe.

Do you have any exes you can’t stand anymore? yes

What happened to cause you to feel that way about them? he sexually assaulted me

Are you more of a phone or a computer person? my preference is laptop, 

Do you have a job, and if so, where do you work? not currently.

If not, do you want one? yeah i’d like to have income.

Do any medical afflictions run in your family? yes. a few.

What’s your favorite Mexican dish? pork tacos from mama marias omggggggggggggg.

Have you ever been to a professional sports game? yes. bulls games, bears games

Have you ever ordered a specially made cake from a cake shop? of course.

What months were you and your siblings born in? january, july, august, august

What did you have for dinner last night? nicks.

Do you do anything to groom your eyebrows? absolutely. to keep the shape n such.

Has your town ever flooded? uhhhhh to my knowledge once. it had rained SO heavily for like a week and the local ponds and lakes were over-flowing. a car literally floated down my road. it was so weird.

Have you ever played at the McDonald’s play place? when I was a kiddo yes. not often tho cus I didn’t like the smell, it was always sticky, and there were always bratty kids.

Have you ever taken a picture of snow? only every single day it snows

Do you cry easily? i notoriously do not cry in front of anyone. I am not a crier. when I lost Kile I cried for weeks.

Are you happy with where you live? I love it.

Do people ever mistake you for being a different race? No

Do you hate the last person you kissed? no, i’m not a hateful person

What genre is your favorite movie? drama, romance, kids lol

Who was the last person you were in a car with? Mom. she picked me up from the airport.

Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? yes. I always seem to get the nice workers and they help so much.

When was the last time somebody hit on you? yesterday. blegh. 

Was the last person you met a male or female? hmm. Iiiiiii wanna say male. 

What brand is your underwear? I think the pair im wearing is hanes.

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? usually green bean casserole.

Do you have a TV in your room? yup. watching TS1 right now.

Are any of your electronics charging right now? my phone. of course it was on 2 percent.

What was the last video game you played? acnh on the switch.

What’s the biggest promise someone’s ever made to you? Did they keep it? that they will be there for me forever and always take care of me. no. 

Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google.

What was the last song you had on repeat? more by bobby darin

Who is your favorite person to watch on YouTube? froggy fresh

How many college degrees do you want? i have two. I’d like my masters and/or phd

Can you wink? yes but I dont think it looks good lol i have to get better

Do you own any jerseys? I did, I dont know if I have any still

Have you ever tried to snort Pixie Stix as a child, or even an adult? No. i wasn’t a dumb child and i certainly wouldnt do that as an adult

Do you like going to baby showers? Do you go only for the cake? not really no. 

Has there ever been a time in your life, you felt sexually undecided? no. 

Do you think tattoos and piercings are sexy on the opposite sex? im not into piercings on guys. tattoos are fine if they arent trashy

Do people ever ask you to do things they’re too short to accomplish? all the time.

What color are the headphones you have at this moment in time? kind of a creamy taupe-y color

Ever choked severely on something during lunch at your school? no

Do you eat more vegetables or fruits? What’s your favorite fruit/veggie? i probably consume more fruits? but i love both. 

What would you say is the color of your favorite bra? white

Is anyone in your family a firefighter? Who is it anyway? no. sadly

What do you usually buy when you go to the dollar store? i cant even tell you the last time i went to a dollar store.

Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! I would have been murdered lol no i dont do that. it grosses me out.

When you’re older, what kind of house do you want to live in? something on a lot of land, big front porch.

Where do you want to get married? probably a courthouse. maybe outdoors?

Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? no. just mom.

What is your favorite childhood TV show? recess

Honestly, do you like school? no. i looooooooooooooooooooooooove it.

Last thing that made you cry? probably dejavu.

Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? sort of yes.

Last person you took a walk with? liza, em, dutch, della

Have you ever liked someone who didn’t like you back? i think currently to be honest. 

Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air? lol either mario or an old friend david

Does any part of your body hurt? yeah. my muscles have been weakening sooooooo bad it is so painful. 

If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you do? Million bucks. noooooooooooo question.

Can you keep a secret? Sure.

Your favorite romantic movie? sleepless in seattle probs.

How do you feel about Valentine’s Day? I loved it for the longest timeeeeeeee. i dont think ill love it as much this next year, but maybe by then ill have met someone new who knows.

Who was the last person you took a picture with? uuuuuhhh probably one of my nephews/niece

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Some do, some dont. 

Do you celebrate 420? Nope. verrrrrry much not my thing.

Have you ever kicked a vending machine? i think so lol

How do you eat Oreos? with milk. 

Do you wear your shoes in the house? sometimes. my preference is slippers. we usually wear something on our feet because gram needs to and so does mom.

Would you survive in prison? probably not, tbh. 

Ever been to Georgia? the state, yes. many times. the country? never.

Do you get your hair cut every month? gosh no. my dream is to get my hair done professionally again sometime, but its so daggum expensive.

Current relationship in detail. I am single. i will probably start casually dating soon. 

If you were kicked out of your house, who would you call/go to? i dont even know. I always imagined I’d go to kile. but who knows now.

List things you spend money on in an average week. i can go several weeks without spending.

Rate each of your sexual partners (if any) from 1-10. ooooooohhhhhh, id rather not.

Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship? i am convinced bill would not give a fig whether or not im in a relationship. mom, however, would probably be EEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXtra cautious now.

Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? oh im sure. 

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to? yes. even if we don’t talk anymore... theres just always a connection.

What board games are you good at? oooo, i’m very good at board games.

Is there a sport/hobby you keep thinking about taking up, but that you’ve never quite gotten around to starting? quilting. its expensive and im not wanting to get it all cvid-y

Do you think pranks like egging/toilet-papering someone's house are funny or immature? Immature.

Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? there are people who can pull it off, but it is notttttttttt my style.

Is there anything in particular that your parents argue about? What? debt bill put my mom in. they don’t speak tho.

Do you ever actually read the “Terms and Services” when you sign up for websites and such? the first couple years. 

If you have a handheld games console (a DS or GameBoy, for example), how often do you use it? I don’t use the switch handheld, despite really wishing i could. the controllers are broken and beyond what I can afford. so I just use the tv dock.

Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say? i’d pick it up 1000000000000000% , I just would be so curious what they would say.

If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you? absolutely.

Are you afraid of falling in love? I am. I don’t ever again want to feel the way ive felt with my two heart breaks. 

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? yes, but the feeling is lessening. I responded to him for the first time in... idk how long. thinking he’d be eager to talk and be responsive. he wasn’t. it just pushes me further and further from feeling those feelings.

Have you ever kissed someone & wished you didn’t? no, i dont think so.

Did you get kissed last night? goodness no. 

Do you enjoy going through a carwash? I love it.

How did you get most of your scars? benny. by far.

Ever had to take an inkblot test? I have taken 2. One for a fellow student in a classroom who had to administer it for a project. another time in a psych class the prof asked me to for a demonstration

Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn’t do? yep! the only time ive been grounded.

Have you ever seriously slapped someone in anger? no. I do not get physical in my anger. I withdraw. 

What/who woke you up this morning? Just me.

Who was the last person to be in your bedroom besides you? My mom. dropping off ice water and benny.

What’s one of your locked text messages? I don’t even know if this phone locks messages tbh. I used to do that all the time on my t9 phones.

Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly? I think maybe 1 time.

Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? Yes.

The truth all comes out when someone is drunk, true? I wouldn’t say alllllllll, but i do think inhibitions are lowered so it makes it easier

When was the last time you felt disappointed in yourself? messaging kile and realizing he isn’t interested in responding. makes me feel so dumb.

How about feeling disappointed in someone else? something a family member did to me this past week.

For you, do you commonly feel more jealousy or envy? ummm. lately it’s been jealousy. i dont like people taking what was mine. but i’m learning if they had access to it, that likely means that it is best to let it go. so maybe im now leaning towards envy of like beautiful relationships.

Do you rely on the heads/tails flipping of a coin sometimes for decisions? uhhh, not unless its like in a joking, light-hearted manner.

Do you have any specific chores you do around the house? when im not sick... i vacuum, dust, do dishes, wipe counters and table, do laundry of others, disinfect, etc.

For you, does comfort or fashion come first in dressing? I would say 51% comfort and 49% looking nice

Have you had two friends that absolutely hated each other? yes. lots of jealousy due to their feelings toward me.

Do you like Laffy Taffy? No. not my style of candy

Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners? manual.

Are your biceps at all noticeable? hardly.

Have you ever seen a walrus? absolutely!

Did you ever have one of those Easy Bake ovens as a kid? no. one time moms friends daughter (who was significantly older than me) lent hers to us... but there were no mixes of anything. so I didn’t know what to do with it.

Does your bathroom have a theme to it? nope.

From inside of your house, how many doors lead outside? uhhhhhhhh 3 if you dont include the garage door.

Are there a lot of trees in your yard? i wouldn’t say a lot. I wish.

Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap? treating me like crap cuts down my interest like immediately.

Have a best friend? meh.

Does it bother you when your best friend does stuff without you? no.

Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? yes. I dont need to concern them or worry them.

Does anyone hate you? kiles ex(?) i am sure does.

What’s the one thing you regret more than anything? hm. i dont really have any.

Do you remember important dates? yes. almost always.

What’s some lyrics from a song that means a lot to you? “what if we could put the world on hold and finally meet somewhere inside of the world? I would meet you... would you meet me?”

Who gives the best advice? mom

Who do you usually see in your dreams? :) It varies. depends on who I think about.

What type of cake did you last eat? graduation cake. 

How many of your friends are gay or bisexual? I have like 4 casual friends that are, but my closest friends are all straight.

What’s your favorite type of sandwich? buona chicken one. bless it.

When was the last time someone asked you out? Did you accept or decline? tonight. I said maybe once this quarantine business is over.

Do you like The Offspring? I know a couple of songs but I definitely can’t call myself a fan. << same

One pillow or two? 12

Do you like Mad Libs? not really no.

Are you suicidal? no. I mean there are moments where I think wow, i dont want to be here. but not like let me put together a plan.

Where do your grandparents live? my fathers parents were killed by a drunk driver bout ten years ago. My mothers father passed away maybe 12 years ago. My gram is fine and lives in the room down the hall. 

Do you cut yourself? not purposely

What is your pet’s name? benny and lottie.

Have you ever been to Canada? not yet.

Aren’t babies overrated? no, no. theyre expensive af though.

Have a built-in pool in your backyard? i wish more than anything but no.

Ever won yourself a stuffed animal? maybe once or twice. I one time had a guy win me an animal at a carnival and i found that sooooooooooooooooo attractive.

Ever had someone else win you a stuffed animal? woops. yes. lol

Ever been to a circus? i think when i was really little.

Ever shot animals? I have not. i couldn’t. 

Do you consider yourself intelligent? I do. It is something I have some confidence in.

Have you ever run away from home? when my dad was abusive, yes. 

Do you put family first, friends, relationships, school, or something else? faith, family, friends, school, relationships (only cus im not in one)

What’s something you’ve stood up for in the past? my faith.

What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? my degrees and honors.

Are you satisfied with your body image? no. I am honored to have a body that is capable of all that it is.. that has been my “home” all these years. the body that still breathes life every day, thats all incredible. I dislike having the fat that I do, as I worry it could be off putting to others. but then I realize im fine being single, so then my body imagine is fine. its a weird cycle.

Have you ever been labeled negatively or otherwise been called something extremely derogatory? yes. when I worked and a customer didnt like a policy or whatnot.

Have you ever seriously taken advantage of someone or been taken advantage of? never to my knowledge have I taken advantage of someone else seriously. I have been VERY seriously taken advantage of.

Have you ever been seriously ill? trying to get over it now tbh

Have you ever befriended a former enemy? uhhhh, not that I know of. I tend to be friendly to everyone, but I can’t think of a situation where it was an enemy.

If you’re not religious, would you ever pray as a last resort? If you are religious, do you often pray for other people? I do pray for others quite often. it’s important to me. I sometimes will see strangers and immediately start praying over them. I actually almost started my GRE late because I was praying over every person I saw in the room lol.

Have you ever dated someone, then after you dated they came out of the closet or switched (for lack of a better word) sexual orientation? no. not to my knowledge anyway.

Has a boy/girl ever walked a ridiculous distance just to see you? How about vice versa? yes! like 8 miles lol. I have not. 

When was the last time you felt really uncomfortable? this past week.

Is there anything that your mom is really known for as to how she is as a person? shes everyones favorite. shes kind, funny, sarcastic, down-to-earth, warm.

Who have you been talking to the most today? mom lol

Are you nosy? I think it could be perceived as nosy but I love to make people feel ridiculously special. So I will sit and ask questions just to get them talking about themselves. If I recognize the personal questions are not working, I’ll keep it totally light.

What’s the meanest thing you have done to a friend? i really dont know.

If your ex called you crying, what would it most likely be about? if we consider kile an ex, it would probably be that he feels overwhelmed and feels alone because he doesnt have me or his ex anymore. :(

Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? ooooo thats hard to narrow down.

Have you ever been told that you have an annoying laugh? no. everyone comments on how they love when it turns wheezy.

[lcviar-blog]

wow hi, im c, but then i realized there’s someone else named c, therefore i can go by cee so there’s no confusion ! haha, anyway, it feels great to finally play my bby zayn again, i haven’t used his face in awhile and i’m so glad to join an rp that uses my city for a cool plot. Now let’s get started and let me introduce my kid to you !

✧.:°░｡ ZAYN MALIK, MALE, HE/HIM. you know levi arian, the twenty four year old? they’re always listening to rockstar by post malone on their snap story. i heard their family’s got a networth of $15 mil, how crazy is that? rumor has it they can be pretty mysterious and sharp tongued, which is crazy since the media always says he’s humble and charismatic. (cee, she/her, est)

so im gonna start off by saying both levi’s parents died in a car accident where levi came out the only survivor. he was 5 when this happened. it became pretty tramautic but it never really stopped him from being himself to an extent. he blames himself but refuses to talk about it with anyone except maybe his therapist. 

levi didn’t talk for many years, up until he was about 13 he was mute, no one was an exception. he got really into classical music when he started living with his grandparents, he preferable loves the piano over the cello, there’s something with the melodies that makes him fall in love with it. 

levi’s grown to be a laid back kind of guy. in high school the popular kids kind of adopted him but he considered himself to actually be apart of a losers crew, it’s kind of funny. 

he’s sort of dumb too, he likes to joke and be playful with friends, but keeps himself and past secretive. he’s not an open book, like if you ask him anything personal he’ll switch it around to you.

ah, he can be a bit of a flirt without knowing, idk how but he can it’s the absolute worst im telling you. he’s had a few girlfriends, nothing too serious, mainly casual. his longest relationship has been 2-3 years. 

Levi’s grandparents have money due to a middle eastern restaurant chain that was run by family until it turned into a huge ass chain, becoming known worldwide. the original restaurant still lives on Queen St, looking run down with the cheaper prices in comparison to it’s sister chains which are higher, sit down dinner settings. 

Levi’s got a pretty huge following online due to his simple aesthetic and weird fashion style at times. Honestly, he prefers to keep his simple black hair and comfortable clothes but he’s got an aunty that likes to dress him up, she’s a bit of a fashionista aannnnd he really couldn’t care less lol

he cant draw lmao, sorry not this guy, his art teacher asked him to draw a flower, it came out looking like the sun. 

100% 420 friendly bc canada has the best weed, and it’s cheaper lolol

and im p open to connections. let’s brainstorm together :)

[smeagolsgstring]

So I’ll tell you guys about my few run-ins with men who have hit on me in the past.

First, we have this guy David from my very first job. He was an older dude, and he friended me on face book. No big. Well he messages me one night and he’s asking me all these questions like how are you and what are you doing before he’s finally like how old are you. I told him I was sixteen and he was literally unfazed and continued to chat me up until I just cut off. Trust me. These get better so just keep going. Best for last and all that.

Next, we have Douglas. He was a boy who I ran into at my second job at McDonald’s. I was off and it was my 18th birthday so I was coming in to get some free ice cream ‘cause bitch I’m not passing that up. Anyway, so he drops some change and I pick it up for him and he’s super taken aback by my act of kindness I’m like bro chill it’s not even that significant. Then SOMEHOW my lanyard for my keys unhooked itself from my pocket and he managed to grab it for me where he proceeded to talk to me about his job and wages and blah blah blah. He’s finally all can I’m not trying to seem like a creep asking for your number but can i get your number. So this dumb bitch panics and gives it to him. So he leaves and starts texting me and we chat for a bit, and it didn’t seem horrible. A couple days later, he sends me a picture of himself. Breakdown time: He was wearing sunglasses inside. It looked like he was in his bathroom and the countertops reflected in the mirror were covered in dirty clothes and EVEN PLATES like what the fuck??? Anyway, so we end up talking some more and he’s increasingly misspelling words and I’m all I gotta end this so he busts out the “what do you like in a guy” and i’m like ohh my guy friends are nice and funny haha and he’s like I’M A NICE GUY :))))))))) and I’m like what have I done so i go well yea... now if we’re talking GIRLS I can just go on and he sends me this exact wording “HAHAHA lol so dose that mean ur bie” and I’m like I’m a lesbian. and he goes I think thats hot :) I’m pissed as hell now and I go off on him and he’s like oh I’m sorry and i’m like maybe I was a bit too harsh and I was like please don’t tell me you’re one of the can i watch creeps and he goes “No hun, if anyone were making love to you I’d rather it be me.” BITCH!!!!! I’m cringing. So I’m all HELL NO and I just leave him on read though i was scared he’d stalk me at work- he didn’t in the end THANK GOD- and I leave him on read and the dumbass still decided to message me months later of no responding lmao.

Finally we have the best for last. This is the guy I refer to as “toe man”: I drive a 2000 saturn who’s ac doesn’t work. It’s terrible. beside the point. SO ANYWAY. I’m working at McDonald’s for a few months now and it’s the middle of august and fucking blazing more than a stoner on 420. On this particular day, we received our truck order so when i got ready to leave there was a semi truck parked right behind me with enough space for me to pivot out at an angle-no big. I’m a fantastic driver. Well the semi dude is all do i need to move my truck and before I can even say no it’s good, this man calls from his stupid pickup truck “OH I won’t let her hit your truck SHE’S FINE” and I’m getting angry now like you fucking prick and I’m like yes thanks for answering my fucking question you are right pat yourself on the back like a big boy. So I get in my car and I’m backing up slow looking out my window. Just as I’m straightening out, I look up in my rear-view mirror AND I SEE THIS GUY LIKE TWO FUCKING INCHES FROM MY BUMPER. He clearly see’s me backing up and like I said i was driving slow anyway so the bastard had plenty of fucking time to move but he’s just chilling there with his hands on his hips. Anyway, I slam on my brakes real fast and my heart is pounding. He stands there a moment longer before moving his way around to my passenger window. he’s all I thought you were drunk driving like that! bitch what?! but I’m all sir are you okay I apologize for that and in this odd voice he’s like yea... I’m fine.. are you? wtf?????????? yes??? I am sitting just here??? So he leans on his arms on my window and his torso enters my car and he’s like “boy you sure are a cute one arent ya?” I get the chills and he finishes with “what color do you paint your toenails?” WHAT THE FUCK???????? At that moment my butt cheeks were clenched so tight and I was so uncomfortable. I’m all uhhhhhhhhhhIdontpaintmytoenails! and he just sizes me up with his beady little eyes before saying “well if you ever need anyone to paint your toenails I’ll do it for free” and I’m like “NO THANK YOU” and he just stares at me before giving me the goddamn thumbs up and sauntering away. I thank god every day I never saw toe man again.

So yea, not so lucky in the flirting department.