#GUESS IM GOING TO URGENT CARE TOMORROW INSTEAD OF WORK :) kill me lol

[muttfangs]

AAAAAAAAAGHHHH

yo leave it to me to get a rare, ultra painful symptom from getting a sun burn i'm so tired of my stupid weird body, dawg like I spent three solid hours today in so much fucking searing pain and itching that I couldn't even form words or think I was just like... uncontrollably shaking, screaming, howling and pacing and panicking and frantically slathering myself in a cool oatmeal bath after taking ibuprofen and an antihistamine because my shoulders literally felt like they were on fire and I was being stabbed with red hot needles constantly this mightve been the worst pain I've ever felt in my life, no joke lesson learned tho! wear sunscreen and dont get drunk at the beach or you will suffer the worst pain imaginable! and your bathroom will be covered in oatmeal afterwards! holy shit! the term 'hell's itch' is very accurate for this fuckin thing. good fuckin lord. i've never been 100% delirious from pain / itch before but I was an inconsolable, screaming lunatic from this when it started for 3 solid hours until I was finally able to get a bit of relief that was a humbling experience in the worst way possible tbh