#GTA stan

[the-cpu-system]

Is anyone even in this fandom anymore

[gremlin-boah]

Remember to drink wotah

[xkiwifeilanx]

Friendly Bodyguard

[niko-ur-local-moron]

Me when I'm in a "Staring Gayly AF At My 20 Years Older Boss" competition and my opponent is Luis Lopez

[starry-sparky]

Currently thinking about Stan and Jimmy…

…Again

I MISS THEM SO MUCH AAAAGGGHHHHH

[phatkochi]

Lololol

[red-midnights13]

What if Taylor Swift was in GTA 6 Vice City?

[immostlystraight]

gonna join gta and rdr fandoms on this tumblr so apologies in advance for my annoying multifandom posts 🙏😭

[xxladymjxx]

I just realized something, how in the world am I going to describe Michael Jacksons dance moves? CRAP BASKETS!

[softerpixels]

taylor......... girl.................

[the-cpu-system]

Do you guys think Jimmy has a tramp stamp

[s0uth3park]

Some of my random SP headcanons:

This is a long one.

Pt 2

Cartman just will never learn how to drive. Ever. He knows he has other people to ferry him around.

In a similar vein, when that time rolls around (teenhood), Kenny legally can’t drive but he can drive. He just doesn’t have a licence. This persists until much later in life when he can financially support himself.

Stan begged/bribed Cartman to not harass Red for being a daywalker to keep the peace in his and Wendy’s relationship.

Whenever Wendy and Cartman need to sit down to talk out some sort of dispute, they do it over a pack of Oreo’s. They call this Oreo Time.

Kenny and Cartman play GTA together a lot.

Heidi is part Jewish on her mother’s side.

Cartman’s natural eye colour is brown. He has blue eyes, now.

Cartman is short by the time he’s fully grown (probably because of his weight), and has naturally brown hair and blue eyes. Kenny is the opposite, with blond hair and blue eyes, and is naturally Cartman’s favourite.

Cartman’s coat is plain red flannel (it’s the closest thing to fuzzy felt we can get), Stan’s is canvas, Kyle’s is tarpoon cloth, and Kenny’s is synthetic material (it’s like that smooth thin material that makes a high pitched whirry noise when you scratch it?? Cannot find the specific name for the life of me).

Tweek and Butters are cousins. Either through both of their mothers or through Butters’ dad and Tweek’s mom. Let me know which one you prefer.

Craig and Cartman’s hats are from the same store / brand.

Cartman and Kyle wear opposite colours on opposite pieces of clothing (is this a headcanon or observation? Who knows, I just want to point it out). Kyle has a green hat, contrasting Cartman’s red coat. Cartman has a (primarily) blue hat, contrasting Kyle’s orange coat. Kyle’s original gold-yellow t-shirt also compliments Cartman’s blue t-shirt, and pairs with Cartman’s yellow puff, brim, and gloves.

Cartman sometimes hums the Dreidal song to himself. Rarely will he sing it.

Carol and Stuart put Kenny in a separate room to Kevin because they didn’t anticipate a third kid. When Karen came along, they didn’t bother to displace one of them, so just stuck her in with one of them (Kevin) at random.

Kenny carries the gene for red hair.

Either (or both) Laura and Thomas have brown eyes. This is why Craig has black hair. (Relying on a quick google search for this one).

If Stan looks a lot like Randy as he gets older, right down to the eyes, Shelley looks like Sharon, but with Randy’s eyes.

Stan sometimes feels like the outsider in the group because not only do the other three hold biological keepsakes of the others (Kenny’s eyes –> Cartman; Cartman’s kidney –> Kyle), Kyle and Kenny (K’s) both wear the same shade of orange, and all three are called by unvoiced guttural (“kuh”) vocatives. He’s just Stan. He and Kenny have the same last initial, though.

Out of all the moms, Mrs. Tweek has the biggest tits. I’m sorry I don’t make these rules.

She and Richard fuck like rabbits too I think

While there’s a massive gap between how Stan is viewed and how Cartman is viewed, but out of Stan’s Gang, Stan is held in the lowest esteem just after Cartman. Wendy and his looks boost his popularity a bit, but it’s still rather low.

Kenny is held in the highest esteem by the way, because people know he just joins the guys and doesn’t really instigate.

Craig has alexithymia.

Clyde picked up some mannerisms, like speaking with little affect, from Craig.

Clyde was a mommy’s boy, but Betsy was always rather eccentric and pedantic.

I’m not sold on this but I have thought about Betsy having PCOS.

Maybe I’m biased but I like to think that if Clyde outright said the words “I don’t like Janice and I don’t want her in this house” / “I’m not ready for a stepmom”, I think Roger would adhere. Probably just me being biased.

Sharon hates being filmed, and if she sees either a video or photo of her she will immediately pat her hair and say “oh look at my hair there” or touch her face and go “oh my, I look godawful in that”.

Cartman flexes his ability to eat bacon on Kyle a lot.

Craig has a fear of dressing Stripe up in costumes. Tweek has suggested it, but Craig shot it down immediately.

Wonder Tweek’s costume is from Craig’s closet, and the reason his is shit is because he was too busy helping Tweek’s with his because Tweek found organising his own costume too stressful.

Randy taught Kenny how to swim in Kyle’s backyard blow up paddling pool.

Cartman is a weak ass swimmer.

[xkiwifeilanx]

'Stairs don't do that.'

Art for the Friendlypack story 'i want you to do what you want to; i want you to stay tonight' by 'hellcat_jirel' on Ao3. It's a really good read, so I recommend it! :)

Summary: Jimmy is surprised when he gets a text from Stan a couple weeks after he's left Los Santos. "Hey diddly ho, friendo! Do you happen to have Skype by any chance?" it reads. He doesn't, but he responds a few minutes later with "yeah y" after he downloads it to his phone and makes an account.

Or, the one where Stan and Jimmy stay in touch.

Initial Sketch:

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Stan is a stinky guy because he gets depressed sometimes and has a hard time taking care of himself for a little while.

Kyle is a stinky guy because he gets so invested in whatever point he's trying to prove/situation he's gotten himself into that he forgets to bathe for a couple of days.

They're both stinky guys in the way that they spend a whole day pounding Mt. Dew and Cheesy Poofs and playing COD and GTA. Together, of course.

[starry-sparky]

Im literally so normal about them guys

So incredibly incredibly normal about them and not at all obsessed with them

(Art is my own but it is like over a year old lol)

[marsoid]

I think the tf2 mercs would look rlly good in your style.

I'm not asking you to draw them it's just a thought dw

tf2 is one of those fandoms ive never been a part of myself, but from the sidelines i always root for. yknow what i mean. like you see fanart and youre like "theres those guys (:" i aint never met a shitty tf2 fanartist. some of the only fandom mfs who arent afraid to draw middle aged men who are a lil ugly but in a charming way (my fave). the only skinny white twink is scout and he's a dumbass so i stan regardless. same with gta fans. they love their middle aged men yaoi. that's the good shit. i trust you guys