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1nksta1neddesk · 1 year ago

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yall know how criminal it is that there is not a Street racer AU of any of SJM's series??? like seriously, criminal that I must instead take up this endevor (this is me saying im starting of a street racer AU drabble that I might post, but most likely not). And this means I get to make Cassian a grease monkey and Azriel the programer.

#If i do write this #All my knowledge of street racing will come from Fast and furious #or 5 minute google searches #I am not to be held accountable for my inaccuracies #My only intent #is to make these men hot #AND HYBERN CAN BE THE LOCAL POLICE??#Insanity is nothing but insparation #Who is more insane than the sanest of us?#So really I am being totally normal about this #GOD DAMN I CAN MAKE THE ILLYRIANS A BIKE GANG #THE VALKARIES ARE ALREADY AN IRL BIKE GANG THOUGH???#or am I crazy #I am crazy but that is besides the point #The archerons can own a parts store that was going under #untill Feyre went and got rid of Amarantha's gang that was sabotaging racing cars w/ like sugar in the gas tanks #THEN THEN #Rhysand offers to teach Feyre how to ride a motorcycle #but the archeron shop is in spring tertitory #so she had to visit the night court during the night #so that Merican muscle racer Tamlin #doesnt get mad at her #bc he had a crush on her from when she helped him find a part or smth

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