#GIVING YUMA A MASSIVE STARTLE AND NEAR HEART ATTACK!!!!!
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justiisms · 1 year ago
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"BASTARD!!!" *yuma's door is kicked open as mondo stands threateningly in the doorway, preventing the poor boy from escaping! he takes a few steps in, his footsteps heavy as he reaches behind him and slams the door shut, keeping his furious gaze focused solely on yuma!*
"You think you're hot shit, hu? Think I wouldn't hear what you've been sayin' about me, hu?!" *the enraged biker is cracking his knuckles as he traps the small detective against the wall and ominously looms over him, a strained smile on the biker's face*
"You piece of shit... I'll show you exactly what happens to everyone who messes with the leader of the Crazy Diamonds!!" *mondo clenches his fist and pulls it back, putting all his strength into this one punch before aiming right at yuma! however... mondo stops himself right before he makes impact with yuma's face, the biker instead using his index finger to gently flick yuma's nose?!*
*it's then that mondo starts uproariously laughing to the point where his face is a light pink as he flops onto the ground, clutching his stomach as he frantically kicks his legs in the air!!*
"Kyahaha~!!! You should have seen your face!! What a riot~!! Master, you can totally be the boke in a manzai duo, your mug would have every comedy club in tears!!"
"-?!" Yuma jumped badly at the sound of that, and Mondo screaming his name. His face grows pale as he looks up at the enraged biker!! "H...Huh?! M-Mondo? Wh-What's wrong..?" He meekly asks, emitting a tiny yelp when Mondo slams the door shut!! Now he's really trapped in here!!
"A-Ah....wah...?" Yuma takes shakey footsteps back as Mondo slowly approaches, gulping when he feels his back against the wall. And the things the biker was spouting, confused him even more!! "Th... Things about you? Wh-What are you talking about?! I haven't been saying anything bad about you, I-I swear!! You know I wouldn't...!"
Had someone been telling Mondo that Yuma did? No, even as a joke, he couldn't imagine anyone in the house doing something like that to him. So why, he wonders... was Mondo so strange?? He's never acted this way towards him...! "N-Now, now.... let's all calm down a-and talk about this, okay? I-I'm sure there's a big misunderstanding, he-"
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Then his face grows a hundred times paler with Mondo balls his fist, and screams!! "-eeeere?!? Gyaaaah!!!" ("Sh... Shinigami!! D-Do something, take us to the Mystery Labyrinth or something before he...!!") Desperately trying to shield his face with his arms, he was about to brace himself to take a nasty punch to the face...until.... "...Huh?" He feels a...gentle flick to his nose, instead? And then seeing Mondo start.... laughing?!
"....?????" Yuma couldn't even describe the amount of confusion he was feeling right now, as he now slides down against the wall. "H-Huh..what is...going..."
And then... he hears Shinigami talk. "Sh... Sh-Shinigami?! Is that you?! No wonder you weren't saying anything!! You're possessing Mondo?!" And then his high confusion and shock, turns into exasperation and full blown pouting as he now heals over and starts furiously pummeling Mondo's chest!! "D-Damn you! That was not funny!! I-I almost had a heart attack!! Sorry about this, Mondo..!!' Then once he got all his lil pummels out, he... flops right on top of the biker's chest. He can still feel his heart racing rapidly....
Then, he mutters into it: "... Please. Never posses anyone, again.... and get out of him. My curiosity is officially satiated, forever... "
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