#GIRL I-
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15 years since these gay disasters met in person for the first time. Now they’re on their third world tour, living together in a house they designed, and living their best lives being with and doing what they love

#girl help I’m getting emotional about two men I’ve never met before again#like actually though whether they’re a couple or not they are couple goals#and I’ve been watching them for almost 13 years now#wtf#I remember when they had been a duo for 7 years and we were all freakin out cause ‘if you’re friends for 7 years you’ll be friends for life#and I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL#just fuckin put me down at this point#back of the head execution style#dan howell#phandom#dan and phil#phil lester#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#and now they’ve been back on dapg for a year too and I just#girl I-#no but seriously imagine it
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fanexpo, baby, you gotta update your website because i thot kathryn hahn was coming to fanexpo in 2025 and you MEAN TO TELL ME
SHE WAS THERE THIS YEAR AND I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW?
@hauntinglesbian and I are devastated, this is an outrage

#:V#I have been out of the fanexpo loop tbh since I stopped cosplaying because a lot of those cosplayers who attended were really bad people#and i did not feel like seeing them there/felt safe around them#BUT MY GOD#I DID NOT KNOW#SHE DID A PANEL???#GIRL I-#ALSO SORRY HAUNTINGLESBIAN FOR GETTING OUR HOPES UP MY BAD DUDE#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAD THEIR COSTUMES THERE AND THE ROAD#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Did Ayaka just microwaved an egg

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"'Cause I'm your jazz singer
And you're my cult leader
I love you forever
I love you forever
With his ultraviolence
Ultraviolence
Ultraviolence
Ultraviolence"
MIRANCINA???
#GIRL I-#alcina dimitrescu#mother miranda#ultraviolence#Alcina fr: 'cause I'm your jazz singer and you're my cult leader“#mirancina
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I just felt like we should talk about this
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Billzo: let’s preface this with he is a gay man
Tubbo *talking about vagina*: so you know how you have a shark right?
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Just got back from uni wtf do you mean Daniil lost to Popyrin 😭
#girl i-#all the seeds losing that i want to win and all the seeds winning that i want to lose ffs#tennis
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me realizing that the slang term i’ve used to say ‘get scammed’ a) isn’t spelled that way & b) is actually a slur

#stream#waterboarding myself#girl i-#if i wasn’t getting extremely fucking high immediately after this realization i would’ve felt worse but now i feel nothing period#like i’m D:#but i’m literally 👁️_👁️#i’ve used it so often i thought it was spelt w a FUCKING J SINCE I WAS LIKE 5#why did i think abt this bc ok ive started analyzing the slang i use bc i’ll use an adjective & im like i would’ve never fucking said that#in america#like plump & for what was this other 1 hold on#SHODDY ?#i mean i think i would’ve used that in the us but idk why google had ‘is shoddy british slang’ like no ?#soddy probably#oh then i was like ok wait why do u spell it Like That#Wait … WAIT ? OH MY GOD ? <- THE HORROR OF ME REALIZING I WASNT SPELLING IT CORRECTLY#& THEN HOW ITS ACTUALLY SPELT -> D:#-> then the wanderer wikipedia page like i was on a rabbit hole bc wander is like a sovereign like it’s a nationality i guess girl i dont#remember specifics i’m baked as fuck we’re broad stroking it#but then it ties to the romani people & then i went … oh the slur … OH THE STEROTYPES …. OH MY GOD MY SLANG ???????#i’m still like •_•#girl …#u were such an asshole accidentally for 25 years#remembering the time specifically in junior year ap us history & we had to make this stupid ww2 music video girl i don’t even know why idk#if it was even supposed to be abt ww2 but we were ww2 & we were told by our teacher we couldn’t shorten japanese that way bc that is a slur#& we were all like •_• •_• •_• •_• oh#bc it was the 4 of us in the group#& then i remember when kp found out this slur for chinese people is a slur bc apparently there’s a specific adjective they use to describe#people u Cannot Say Here Idk Abt India But Definitely Not Here & also he then found out what ‘slur’ means bc he didn’t know that word either#ALSKKSKLKSLKALLSLLAKSLALDKAKSSK oh my god that trip was a mess#i fucking hate scotland
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Poppy has immense girlboss energy. She’s one level away from maxing her career, is well respected in the botanical circles, her flowers arranges are *chef’s kiss* and sell incredibly well and not to mention her *profitable* garden.
Let me be her. Please LET ME BE HER-
#My jaw dropped when I saw how expensive her arrangements were#girl I-#ts4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#ts4 mm#bobapplesimblrLepacy#seasons gen#dustbon
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HELP I JUST REMEMBERED THAT AS A TEEN I WOULD LIKE. ROUTINELY GET OFF TO THE “MAKES ME FEEL” MUSIC VIDEO AND I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS BISEXUAL UNTIL LIKE FOUR YEARS LATER
#GIRL I-#I CANNOT BELIEVE I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS#THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING CLOSETED THING IVE EVER DONE#(to defend myself in even the slightest- my parents monitored my internet so it wasn’t like I could’ve watched actual porn)#(but that does not account for the fucking homosexuality I was blatantly turning a blind eye to)#sex ment#personal
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i got a mod to make d.ao isabela look like da.2 isabela and now she just. is a floating head
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