#GIMME GOHAN BEING TAUGHT BY BULMA YOU COWARDS
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5-year-old Gohan driving a jet plane before Goku and Piccolo knew how to start a car
Funnily enough, it still makes sense that he doesn't know how to cross the street despite the fact, because:
He has never lived in the city before.
He's always with adults when they go to the city (unless he's flying with ki to get there).
Knowing how to cross the street is not a requirement in driving aircrafts or in fighting world-ending threats.
He can literally fly. What would he need street signs for?!
Which then got me asking, WHY does he need to drive an aircraft?!
#the grim tale of the overly competent child#i bet he learned it from reading a book like a real nerd /affectionate#then just tried doing it when the opportunity presented itself#and he just flew flawlessly in 3 tries max#chi chi does not know this but wouldnt be surprised regardless#so i dont think 5yos are legally allowed to drive so we can check this as gohan being a delinquent at the tender age of 5#ya know if Gohan didnt stop studying for 3 years to fight the androids he probably didnt even need to go to HS#he'd be in college at age 14-15 i bet#toriyama knows he has to nerf this kid#this is exactly why i have a 'gohan became a CC intern right after the cell games au'#he met hedo there and they become friends 🥺#GIMME GOHAN BEING TAUGHT BY BULMA YOU COWARDS#so we can make it official that gohan learned from all of goku's friends#i made a long fucking tag im so sorry i'll stop now#dbz#dragon ball z#dragon ball#dragon ball movie#son gohan#dbz gohan#gohan dbz#fritz headcanons#fritz in fandom#my boy can fly 4 ways now: 1 bukujutsu. 2 kinto-un. 3 Icarus / Haiya Dragon. & 4. his own fucking jet p#jet plane*#why are you THIS smart#HOW ARE YOU FIVE?!#ok i'll really stop now promise#masenko huh
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