#GIGGLING SO MUCH

[strawberry-selfships]

my bald (including partial balding if theres still a big slappable space) army:

george costanza, charles winchester iii, henry jones sr, father grigori, kryten, saru, king haggard, cad bane, snoke, palpatine, gluttony, art von delay, kronika, grant grant, dale horvath, hershel greene, otis laurey, friar tuck, boba fett, dr. coomer, davros, the vulture, aaaaand newest arrival terence fletcher

GO MY BALD ARMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lotsadeer]

commission for @redtailedhawk90 of Gale of Waterdeep wearing a collar >:3c

[badlydrawnerisolsprite]

holding you up by the armpits like longcat

[someonewhos-world]

two question about the twins!

One;

What do they think of the characters from the later generations (2,3 and 4\2023)?

Two;

Did they know any of the other characters before Total Drama (not including celebrity manhunt)?

Ooo!!! Okay!

1. I'd imagine they know of the other gens! Like,they watch the newer seasons after World Tour and place bets. Jett likes Scott,he thinks hes funny while Jack thinks Dawn is super cool. They've definitely been made aware of gen 4 and 3 (probably working as Chris' interns and are like "these kids are crazy." And then Chris dumps toxic waste and they're like "THIS DUDE IS BATSHIT INSANE???" poor Dakota.)

2. They didn't! Maybe a little when Island was on air along with Action airing too on TV, but before that,definitely not because they were in the midst of moving from Manhattan, New York to Prince Edward Island,Canada. Then the accident happened.

[twosnails4eva]

someone told you me you like two

HEEEHEEHEEE oh why who would have thought!

[sebsrainbowbicycle]

Cool for a Brit

AND WE HAVE A WINNER

This is the best anon I’ve ever had and possibly the greatest compliment. 🥹

[littldolli]

u have a crush😍👍🏳️‍🌈✨

stfu /j we already told each other 🤭🤭🤭

[lap-wolf]

unfollowing bc ur an object show fan

good choice. i would too. HATE those guys /j /nsrs

[roses-field]

WHICH ONE OF YOU.

[born2b-beheaded]

tell geneSister i am their real mother

Okay fren

[greykolla-art]

It’s healthy to step out of our comfort zone’s a little!😜

[someonewhos-world]

Giggling

Jasp is insane. Jett and Jack are just desperate for an escape is all.

I also have to draw a scene from a roleplay with @somevideogamenerd

[nataliescatorccio]

Bridgerton, Season 3 Episode 6: 'Romancing Mister Bridgerton'

[mydairpercabeth]

YOURE TELLING ME THEYRE GONNA HAVE 5’3 ANNABETH CHASE DEFENDING 5’10 PERCY JACKSON AND 6’5 TYSON??? OH CASTING DIRECTORS I OWE YOU MY LIFE

[rustyelias]

ABSKJSJSKS OMG I AM CRYING THIS IS WORDED JUST PERFECTLY!

I love him so much he is so sillay! He really did girlboss to close to the sun 😔

Season 3 Elias is so goddamn fucking funny to me I forgot what a rollercoaster he was during my first listen.

Like the s2 finale has Jurgen Leitner giving Jon the whole "monsters are real speech" and Jon's like "I need a cigarette. NO ONE get brutal pipe murdered while I'm gone" and Jurgen fails step 1 because Elias walks in and grabs Jon's point-and-click-adventure pipe he'd been carrying around and Brutal Pipe Murders. Which, of course, Jon walks back in on and is prime suspect #1 due to literally every single feature trait and word he's said in the entirety of s2.

So naturally s3 starts with Jon on the lam and Officer Tonner like "I'm gonna arrest him for brutal pipe murder" and I'M like "Shit. I hate this. Elias is going to SO easily pin it on Jon and get away with it."

EXCEPT Elias walks in and is like "hello Ms. Officer no Jon Archivist did not kill that man, also I won't tell you anything else, also this is what you sound like" while reciting all her childhood trauma and all her illegal activity that will get HER sent to jail for brutal murder of the non-pipe variety and now I'm like "....huh." He's also like "Jon didn't do it but you can kill him if you want maybe :)" Elias your alibi????

And then we come BACK with Jon storming Elias's office with his two lesbian bodyguards as back up and he's like "I'm gonna use my powers to make you confess to pipe murder!" At which point Elias is like "It doesn't work on me. But I'm having fun so Martin go get everyone I need to tell you all how I committed pipe murder." and Martin does and Elias is like "Yes I pipe murdered. I also killed Gertrude. I love murder. You will not be compensated extra for this time. Get back to work." And they... DO... just go back to work. Because work is haunted. One of the lesbian police officers works here now, too. This just happened. "Also living dolls from Russia are about to Apocalypse the world, Jon go stop it," Elias says, while also saying "no I'm not gonna tell you how to stop it."

Okay???? Mr. Elias man??? And you're like "maybe he's a ruthless tactician? Maybe he's brutal but it's all in the interest of stopping the doll apocalypse??? He wants to save the earth???" Except THAT'S not even true it's actually more like he's trying to get the Russian dolls kicked out of line at Disney World so HE gets to meet Mickey Mouse first by which I mean, start his OWN Apocalypse, because if the dolls do it first well then what's the point of apocalypsing a planet that's become someone else's sloppy seconds.

Anyway Elias's master strategy here is to bring the human equivalent of a drowned cat to the gun fight and just sit back and watch Jon fall down every set of stairs he finds while Elias goes "This is good. This will work." His name isn't even fucking Elias.

[davidtennan-t]

oh he is already such a great uncle, giving her the look of ‘I’m supposed to be retired but for you? Say no more, we’ll sneak away tomorrow, your wish is my command’