#GET JONAS OUT
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no new contract for THE vivianne miedema ??? does jonas understand how much of a mistake he is making rn. i hate that man !!!! dni today i have to mourn 💔
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jonas venture's most famous inventions comfort each other after his death. <3
putting this under a read more bc i know im gonna get rambly BUT: the main idea behind this comic was that i got the mental image of helper being the first person to greet rusty in the (now) empty venture compound after jonas dies and rusty drops out. after a rewatch of the series i noticed that TECHNICALLY he wouldve seen helper again before this bc we see him in a flashback opening the car door for him as he leaves college so this comic TECHNICALLY doesnt make sense but im pretending that didnt happen. ANYWAY theres just smth so depressing to me about these two.......the fact that helper is the only one whos ALWAYS with him when we see a flashback to younger rusty. this robot loves him more than his actual father and it makes me deeply upset.
#venture bros#the venture bros#vbros#team venture#go team venture#HELPeR#rusty venture#thaddeus venture#jonas venture#merry late christmas to all who celebrate!!! i was hoping to have this out by then but. blehhh#thisis slightly silly i just. i really love helper ok.#he might be my favorite character in the show and i am not kidding.#i KNOWWW hes just there for slapstick comic relief but consider: hes So Sweet.#the first time i watched this show i was on my period and really hormonal#and when it got to the scene in osi love you where he saves brock from falling to his death i literally teared up bc i loved him so much#hes so so so cute and the most emotionally intelligent character in the show and HE LOVES HIS FAMILY#rusty is basically his fucking son#no one gets him like i do#fanart#cloudysarts#comic
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self help
#something more conceptual and less polished since I am working on a big project right now#had to get this out of my system. you ever have a version of a person grown in your psyche who accidentally becomes both#indulgence and guilt? hope this happened to jonas venture because I like throwing rocks at him#venture bros#blue morpho#jonas venture sr#don fitzcarraldo#fanart#myart
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cannot BELIEVE they robbed us of sam teaching jonas to ride a motorbike 😡😭
#jack and teal'c get the popcorn out this is gonna be hilarious#stargate sg1#samantha carter#sam carter#jonas quinn#sam x jonas#stargate sg1 6x05#stargate sg1 nightwalkers#mine#ive seen this episode at least 3 or 4 times#and only this time round did i realise she was talking about what she was gonna teach him#i thought she was just listing her trademarks 😂
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Saw films as reality tv shows that I was too young to be watching, but watched anyway





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#this is very stupid but I couldn’t get it out of my head#saw franchise#saw#saw 2004#saw ii#saw iii#saw vi#saw 3d#the scott tibbs documentary#lawrence gordon#amanda young#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#lynn denlon#Scott Tibbs#bobby dagen#addison corday#xavier chavez#jonas singer#william easton#chainshipping#shotgunshipping#saw 2#saw 3#saw 6#saw the final chapter#saw 7
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💫engagement is appreciated


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#my art#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jonathan joestar#phantom blood#fanart#digital art#digital illustration#idk why i still bother posting here my shit never gets any notes#the choice of putting a choker on Jona is really hot thank you Araki#I think I finally figured out how to render body hair#he looks so chewable…
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i'm slippin into the lava and you're laughing. i'm tryna keep from goin under and you're laughing
#baby who turned the temperature hotter#i'm literally burnin up. burnin up for you baby. and you think this is FUNNY!!!#text post#jonas brothers#if you request a dj at a wedding to play burnin up when everyone has cleared the dancefloor. that's how u get ppl back out#to shake their white asses like they came to do#this is true i discovered it myself. and i later published my research in a scientific journal#peer reviewed btw
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But what is the other one, white wolf?
The Sword of Destiny, Andrzej Sapkowski | 2021 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2022 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2023 Tour de France, Stage 15
All photos © Jered & Ashley Gruber
#i had a vision and i'm not sure it turned out the way i pictured it but oh well#something something incredible that we're seeing the two of them race at the same time#something something rivals who bring out the best in each other and MAKE each other better#something something tadej realizing over the course of three tours de france that he gets to keep this rival#they make me a little crazy actually like i'm climbing the walls chewing on furniture#i am once again thanking jered and ashley gruber for my life#cycling poetry#tadej pogacar#jonas vingegaard#tadejonas#pogagaard
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KINCADE PACK 🐺 (original works) — “The name goes back centuries, and all Miranda cares about is making sure it lasts for many more”
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#insp: the lodge#too many ocs to tag here lmao#this is a little bit rushed because it’s like 2am#but I’ve been thinking about doing this template for them since I first saw it#FINALLY I get to talk about this fucked up rich werewolf family#Logan and Jayde’s dad were best friends and grew up together#so Jayde and Skye essentially grew up with Logan’s kids#there’s a lot of complicated feelings there between the kids for various reasons#they consider each other family to a degree (more like cousins)... but some of them would definitely straight up kill each other.#Miranda had her eye mostly on Jayde because she’s the same age as Garret and Miranda’s main goal is to strengthen her bloodline#and Jayde comes from a well known purebred bloodline#so Miranda’s golden boy Garret (massive douchebag) tried his darndest to rizz up Jayde for most of their childhood#Jayde fucking despises him. she beat his ass on more than one occasion. which massively bruised his fragile ego. but he still wants to hit#Amara and Mitchell are the designated chaos twins that Jayde has a love/hate relationship with. Skye gets along with them great of course#Jonas is the only mf that has his head on straight. He's mostly separated from the fam. removed at the 'heir' when he didn't want it.#now hes a werewolf therapist for werewolves with a small family of his own. he reminds Jayde of her dad. he's around the same age too#SCANDAL: Jonas is slightly older than Logan lmao#Declan is the other golden boy. the precious spoiled baby. Miranda's backup for the backup.#he's terrified of Garret so he tries to stay out of his way and mostly keeps to himself#tbh Declan is just Scared of Everything and desperately doesn't want any responsibility but tries to hide it#anyway before Jayde's dad was killed and she was captured they knew hunters were coming for them#so they went to the Kincades for help. Miranda would only accept the girls.#Jayde chose to stay with her parents and they left Skye with the family to keep her safe (she was 12)#that was the last time Skye saw her family intact :/ she didn’t see Jayde again for years.#so Miranda pampered her and groomed her to be in her family.#like she was this little jewel. the last living Thatcher.#now that Jayde is back and Skye is with her and they're living their own life#Miranda be scheming. she wants to claim their bloodline sooo bad.#anyway sorry for the massive lore dump there’s.... a lot of complicated shit going on here#edits
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#Jimmy really wanted to get out of having to do a helmet speech 😂#marc andre fleury#jonas brodin#minnesota wild
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people constantly about keefe's coaching in the playoffs: he just panics and doesn't know what to do and blenders the lineup and it never works
people now that berube's got the 'stick with it' method: and why isn't the coach changing the entire lineup? blow up the only line consistently out scoring their opponent right when you're on the verge of winning a series, it's time
#UNSERIOUS JOURNALISM HAPPENING#jonas........ youve so rarely ever been right in your life its almost incredible#grass is always greener etc etc#they should sit domis ass out tho he's been horrendous besides a singular good bounce all series...#nick rob guaranteed goal when hes back in like get in here btich
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#also have Minecraft AU Jonas cause I really am proud of how he turned out#he's a little guy just having fun exploring biomes and getting constantly blown the fuck up by creepers#he's a cartographer boi
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I saw @khrysalisposting do a tier list based on music, so I had to do one too lolol ❤️
#lemuria? PEAK. esp ursai village and the ending. no notes#arcanum is so pretty. and the combat themes fuck so hard#KH is self explanatory lolol#empyrea? MOST SLEPT ON MUSIC EVER#ITS SO GOOD#AZ is fantastic but I hate the combat music lolol#SL gets a perfect score#but it’s brought down by the rest of KT#KT is nostalgic but they were also still trying to find their footing at that point#mirage is SO good. just didn’t have the same oomph as the top tier#KM gets a high score for the theme lol#it’s just so catchy and annoying and I love that they got people to sing it#UGHHH WL IS SO GOOOOOD#a couple that missed a little bit#but it has my favorite Dasein theme so it’s all good#it took me a longggg time to warm up to NV I’ll be real#still a banger. but it took awhile to get used to#WC is so iconic. kinda repetitive but how can you not start humming the shop theme#ZF is so unique. didn’t have the oomph of the higher tiers but still so good. atmospheric af#same with AV#MB gets real repetitive after awhile lol#GH gets major points for WT. Nick Jonas u knocked it out of the park#the rest of the music is. fine.#MS is so repetitive#I can’t stand the Olympus combat theme lolol I wil actually mute the game#DS gets very samey very quick#reminds me of slogging thru the world too#I literally can’t remember anything outside of the hub theme for PL. nothing noteworthy at all#WS is annoying 😭#so is CL. didn’t fit the theme and was real boring. got used way too much in p101
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I feel like it says a lot about the relationships between the major institutions of the Trust and the Consectorship's place in it that Spahr's role, the role of any Prime Consector, can be summarized as: show pony, attack dog, scapegoat.
#Jonas Spahr#Midst#Midst podcast#Midst things#The Upper Trust doesn't see anyone outside of their number as PEOPLE really. Just tools and agenda items.#That does—as Spahr is learning real quick—include the Prime Consector. He might AS WELL be a literal dog to them.#His entire job is to be pretty and do as told and attack who they point him at and take the blame.#The Company and the Consectorship obviously perpetuates its own harms and is a toxic institution in its own right.#(That is not up for debate and is not what I'm discussing here. I'm talking about the relationships between Trust institutions.)#The thing about the Prime Consector is that despite their rank they're strictly managed and have no real agency or power over anything.#Prime Consector is an interesting office in that its role is to distance the Upper Trust and the notaryship from their decisions.#The Consectorship does not truly make decisions. They carry out those of the Upper Trust and the Central Vault.#Do the dirty work and take the blame—to keep everyone else's hands clean.#To be the scapegoat for everyone else's mistakes and lack of foresight or inability to solve a problem.#(obligatory: I don't have a subscription so keep that in mind before saying stuff to me—I keep getting vague comments about upcoming eps)#Midst Cosmos
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Is Alt Peter also into the men’s? Or does he too have a fragile masculinity
oh he's into the mens – he definitely had johnny. (johnny storm is into the bad boys)
once upon a time i was writing an alternate ALTERNATE version of events where alt peter and harry osborn started sleazily hooking up, too. (alt peter, very grotesquely, works for norman osborn. harry and peter, undoubtably, inevitably, would have crossed paths and made immense hot eye sex and then fucked on the desks.)
its really kind of fun because - alt peter is kind of the inverse image of 9319 peter parker proper - where 9319 peter proper is repressed and timid and loses all control and becomes rageful and sex-crazed with harry - alt peter is a rageful sex-crazed freak who becomes scared and timid when with harry.
#joe jonas voice: oh how the tables have turned#maybe one day i'll finish writing this fic.#it's so funny because felicia ALSO works for oscorp a la tasm2 rules.#and harry watches peter and felicia at it on security cameras and is like “hm. i'll have what she's having.”#and he gets it and he's like “hm. this is not what i ordered.”#“what the fuck spider-man is a freak with felicia?? what did i just get. he was so tender. is he just not that into me??”#hilarious. harry brings out the freak in virgin spider-man. and brings out the virgin in freak spider-man.#it's harry osborn's job to bring out whatever it is that peter is repressing
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