#GET JONAS OUT

[putellasawfc]

no new contract for THE vivianne miedema ??? does jonas understand how much of a mistake he is making rn. i hate that man !!!! dni today i have to mourn 💔

[cloudysarts]

jonas venture's most famous inventions comfort each other after his death. <3

putting this under a read more bc i know im gonna get rambly BUT: the main idea behind this comic was that i got the mental image of helper being the first person to greet rusty in the (now) empty venture compound after jonas dies and rusty drops out. after a rewatch of the series i noticed that TECHNICALLY he wouldve seen helper again before this bc we see him in a flashback opening the car door for him as he leaves college so this comic TECHNICALLY doesnt make sense but im pretending that didnt happen. ANYWAY theres just smth so depressing to me about these two.......the fact that helper is the only one whos ALWAYS with him when we see a flashback to younger rusty. this robot loves him more than his actual father and it makes me deeply upset.

[fredbydawn]

Saw films as reality tv shows that I was too young to be watching, but watched anyway

Bonus

[is-this-mathieu-enriched]

Sorry to keep asking about other species when that may not be where your expertise lies, but how does one enrich a Jonas? Is it true you only need some fish and a crime novel or two?

Jonases are one of the easiest species to keep, often recommended to beginners, because ensuring they are enriched is so simple to achieve. Most Jonases have a happy and calm temperament, and their small size makes them perfect for those who do not have enough spare room to devote to a Mathieu's enclosure.

Jonases are a coastal species, and as well as hunting on land, fish make up a significant part of their diet. Unlike a Matteo, who will pursue schools of fish to depths up to 90m, Jonases hunt only in the shallows, and from the shoreline. They do not possess gills, but can hold their breath for several minutes. The species often uses simple tools to aid in hunting, such as the sharp stick possessed by the adult Jonas above.

In captivity it may not be possible for your Jonas to hunt live fish, however a pool is an absolute must. This should have a sloping rather than steep edge, ideally with a range of textures to ensure healthy feet and claws. A wave machine is a fun and enriching way to simulate the open sea, and your Jonas should enjoy any of the pool toys available at specialist stores. There have even been reports that a few Jonases in captivity have learned how to surf!

Living in tight-knit family groups, Jonases should never be kept in captivity alone. As a deeply social species, your Jonas will derive significant enrichment from time spent with his mates and bonded companions. However do be prepared for significant distress if you need to separate them for any reason, such as for medical care. This can be reduced by minimising the duration of any separation, while trying to ensure that your Jonas can always see his group and pick up their scents.

Socialisation for a Jonas doesn't end with his bonded group. Jonases will benefit from regular trips to the park to mingle and make new friends, and as a coastal species, they also enjoy water parks.

The simple display patterns of a Jonas are merely an indicator of when he has last basked - the species is found in many different colours, but an intense colour denotes a warm and energetic Jonas. Your Jonas's enclosure should contain at least two to three basking nooks, each with enough room to snuggle with his bonded group while he basks.

Jonases clean each other while basking, and this is a deeply intimate activity. If your Jonas likes to use you as a portable heat-lamp, don't be surprised if he begins gently patting and brushing your skin! In return, gently pet him from the top of his head and down his back, just as you would do a Mathieu.

Don't forget about yourself - humans are also a social species, and your Jonas will consider you a member of his bonded group. Jonases love to mimic others (please bear this in mind if you have a Matej), and your Jonas will want to share your activities. If your Jonas sees you doing the dishes, he may well begin splashing about in his pool in order to join in. Try giving him a chew-safe cloth of his own!

It is of course only a myth that Jonases enjoy crime novels, however it is true that many Jonases enjoy being read to. The sound of your voice will likely be a soothing one to him, so why not try reading the next page of your current book out loud to him? If your Jonas begins to hum along, you can know that in turn he's telling you his own story.

[britneyshakespeare]

i'm slippin into the lava and you're laughing. i'm tryna keep from goin under and you're laughing

[etapereine]

But what is the other one, white wolf?

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[losersroom]

lately to distract myself from the curse of a thousand hells that this hockey season has become before baseball starts i've been watching a lot of esports, specifically competitive pokemon. and of course this makes me want some sort of relevant au

the stumbling block im hitting here is that like. well 1) absolutely no one on earth wants to read me waffling about team composition for 5000 words except my wife. but beyond that... i am simply not sure if i can realistically imagine brock "hasn't read a book since kindergarten" faber playing a competitive strategy game with a constantly evolving meta and a lot of moving pieces to a high level. like, brods? yes absolutely. we know brods is a #Gamer and he used to play chess with dumba, i would believe he could hack it. but brock.... is perhaps too much of a jock for this lmfao

[noxachi]

playing the sequel made me miss these two so much.

[imogenkol]

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[foxedthecards]

[steve-brules-rules]

I saw @khrysalisposting do a tier list based on music, so I had to do one too lolol ❤️

[wardensantoineandevka]

I feel like it says a lot about the relationships between the major institutions of the Trust and the Consectorship's place in it that Spahr's role, the role of any Prime Consector, can be summarized as: show pony, attack dog, scapegoat.

[letshearitforthebabyboy]

Is Alt Peter also into the men’s? Or does he too have a fragile masculinity

oh he's into the mens – he definitely had johnny. (johnny storm is into the bad boys)

once upon a time i was writing an alternate ALTERNATE version of events where alt peter and harry osborn started sleazily hooking up, too. (alt peter, very grotesquely, works for norman osborn. harry and peter, undoubtably, inevitably, would have crossed paths and made immense hot eye sex and then fucked on the desks.)

its really kind of fun because - alt peter is kind of the inverse image of 9319 peter parker proper - where 9319 peter proper is repressed and timid and loses all control and becomes rageful and sex-crazed with harry - alt peter is a rageful sex-crazed freak who becomes scared and timid when with harry.

[jinikaris]

tag game: put the top ten from your on repeat playlist on a poll (or your most used playlist if you don't have spotify)

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tagging: @kijeu, @miniversed, @y-eontan, @haenglixie, @hyunjining, @jasminedtookes and @minho-knows ♡ (no pressure to do it)

[etapereine]

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