#GET HIM IN A FASHION HOUSE NOWWWWW

[97luvs]

maybe i like him in cheetah print. i think it does something to me.

[tricornonthecob]

I'm so thirsty

LK 122: Friends in Versailles Places

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oooh another ep where the whole animation budget is spent on fashionable ho's! Honestly, palate-cleanser.

Do they bone?

Well, at least everyone here's gonna get some action tonight.

oh my GOD they ARE gonna bone! Good for them.

Hey now, that's Benji's dick you're insulting

oooh its the Laffy Taffy episode!

Ain't shit to do in Philly today, huh, Henri?

Man's absolutely GLISTENING he must moisturize.

AND he brought an entire entourage, damn.

he's the top agent in this outfit, and he's open for contracting!

How does he fucken know, do the French have receptors in their brains to detect Frenchie Pheromones.

whatever Lafayette was expecting, it was not for a feral raccoon child to immediately imprint on him.

Do they bone? Wow I am entirely too invested in the sex lives of the extras.

Henri Richard Maurice Dutoit LeFevbre, orphan.

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de la Fayette.

Gilbert Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, the Man of the House

Okie dokie, Jober La Fayette!

Okay but how thrilling is it for Henri, a poor orphan peasant, to be on first-name basis with a fucking marquis within thirty seconds of meeting him.

Undercover whig Lady No-name Phillips is keeping tabs on her daughter.

Can't keep her daughter from flirting with an penniless orphan rebel yank, though.

Moses I know we're all impatient for our otp to be canon but you can't hurry slowburn.

This wasn't in the itinerary!

oh my goddddd do the yawn/stretch/hug thing, James, do it nowwwww

Lafayette is not impressed.

I love how Lafayette keeps politely reminding everyone here he's trying to get to Congress, meanwhile none of these agents can read a room.

"And this is Sarah! :) .... and James."

*deep inhale*

The Baron of Kalb. But I fucking love Bear on the Cob.

Also, calm down, Sarah.

ahhh, the banter.

He's trying so hard.