#GAY ROBOT LET'S GOOO

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Pocky (LATE) Day ;)

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Gay robot gif let's gooo!!

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test post since I haven't written anything since 2019 :'3 its kinda short and slightly off-canon bc I needed a warm-up

i do plan to write more and maybe open asks? for now, here's a little something

BUT anyways I'm gay for Reagan and I bet others are too so let's gOOO

✨ Reagan Ridley x Reader 🥼

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First day at work! One black bag over your head and you were wisked out of your own personal minimum wage hell and into ... the Deep State. It was a change- a drastic one at that.

Your alarm clock woke you up; 4:30 AM felt like the worst time to get up. Mornings felt like a drag already, but this was just too early. It wasn't everyday you were up before the sun, and yet it's become your new norm.

You let out a groan, shutting off the alarm, lifting yourself up with your arms to stretch. First, breakfast.

One bowl of cereal and a good shower later, you threw on your clothes and grabbed your car keys. If you could be out the door by 6, you can merge into the D.C. traffic and be at the office a little before 7, giving you about 10 minutes to bullshit in your car before going in.

First day jitters were really starting to set in, you realized it was making your stomach churn as you grabbed your car keys off the kitchen counter and went out the door. Going from rotting behind a register to assisting in pulling the strings that keep the world together, all because what? Some random dude liked your smile and thought you had "initiative and loyalty." No pressure, none at all. Really, you wondered what you got yourself into. What could you give that they didn't already have? In all honesty, you barely knew what your new job exactly was.

You pushed the doors to Cognito Inc. open and walk into the lobby, carrying your belongings at your side. The lobby, if you could even call it that, seemed dead. The modern, sleek white interior and monotone welcomes of what you could only assume were robots only added to the fear factor. You heard the door behind you open, your body relaxing once you were no longer alone. It didn't last you long, however. A woman came through, seemingly in a hurry as she brushed past the robotic welcome desk and went straight for an elevator. Not wanting to be left behind, your feet picked up and you briskly made your way to the now open elevator before it closed.

You couldn't bring yourself to look up at her. Being in a tight space with a stranger is awkward enough, but with a pretty woman? Yeah, no. It's worse. Much worse.

Quietly, you adjusted your grip on the laptop case hanging from your hand, trying to comfortably get in the elevator, but also as far into the corner as possible as to give her space. The doors closed, and the floor dropped.

"Sorry, first day-" was all you could manage to choke out.

"And you're not being introduced with a bag over your head? Hm. Impressive, actually," she glanced over at you, her eyes not making their way to your own.

"Is that... Normal?" You blinked.

"Oh absolutely. Most new recruits are just dropped in on the job."

Shit. Well, at least you weren't essentially kidnapped into your job. There was a hint of playful sarcasm in her voice. It didn't come off initially as brash, but it was enough to keep you thinking into her words. The elevator filled with silence for a moment, before your eyes widened as you peered outside the glass at the scene ahead of you. Aliens? Monsters? Whatever they were, they were roaming everywhere, intermingled among the people navigating the office. It was nothing like you'd ever seen before. The woman in the elevator noticed your awe, and let out a chuckle in response.

"It really is your first day, huh? Well, I'm Reagan," she held her hand out to you, almost in a cinematic way. "I run the company, kinda. Welcome to Cognito Inc." she extended her arm to gesture outside the glass towards the scene in front of you, a soft smile across her face. You felt your own face darken, admiring her for a moment before your gaze was ripped back towards the sci-fi in front of you. This place really wasn't like anything you'd ever seen before.

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idk im cringe but im free here’s a submas hc post. no particular order. We love angst we also love projecting lets gooo

Both Ingo and Emmet are autistic, Emmet also has ADHD.

Emmet is a trans bi man and Ingo is genderfluid and unlabeled, though he’s fine with using gay or queer as umbrella terms to describe his attraction.

Their parents intended for their starters to be Klink, however Ingo ended up befriending a Litwick at school and brought it home, and Emmet snuck out and caught a Joltik about a week before their 10th birthday.

Their birthday is May 20th.

Ingo was planned, Emmet was not. 

Emmet’s generally a nice person, but if you tick him off he’s going to start throwing rocks. If you specifically target his brother, he’s going to start aiming for the head.

Ingo has brain damage from an incident involving construction work and wild Durants tunneling. Neither of the twins blame the Durants for the incident, Emmet eventually adopting one of them onto his team.

Ingo’s Fraxure evolved into Haxorus during the aforementioned incident.

Emmet will not go to sleep until Ingo does.

Emmet will also check on his brother throughout the night.

Their family has a history of addiction so Ingo has Emmet hold onto his painkillers as a precaution. Problem is Ingo’s stubborn as hell and will put off taking any until he’s incapacitated.

Both Ingo and Emmet are partially deaf, with Emmet’s being train related and Ingo’s being blunt force head trauma related.

Both boys have commitment issues but for entirely different reasons. 

Emmet got asked out a lot in middle school as a joke. Had a girl date him for a month in high school but only because she lost a bet. Turns out if you get told repeatedly that someone wanting to date you is “embarrassing” you start to believe you’re unlovable. 

Ingo struggles a lot with hypersexuality and being sex repulsed. He’s definitely slept around and has had a few flings, for better or for worse. The idea of someone wanting to stay in a relationship with him is scary.

Both boys have also been called “robotic” as an insult so they’ve internalized that shit too.

Ingo has cried about Daisy Bell and will cry again.

Ingo was a very sickly child but got better by his teens.

Emmet sometimes forgets that he’s the younger twin out of the two of them.

Ingo puts too much thought into how to express himself and it often comes off as ingenuine or strained, Emmet doesn’t have this problem, but he’s really good at repressing his emotions.

Emmet relies on Ingo to know how to respond to a social situation. Emmet only really laughs at a joke if Ingo laughs first, otherwise it just doesn’t occur to him that that’s how he’s “supposed” to react.

Emmet has. many. MANY problems with Clay’s gym layout.

Ingo has eisoptrophobia, which is horribly ironic given that he’s an identical twin. He tends to avoid elevators despite Emmet telling him not to.

Emmet on the other hand is deathly afraid of squirrels. He watched an emolga scurry off with the corpse of a patrat and he has not been the same since. Yes this affects his relationship with Elesa he cannot be in the same room as her pokemon he will v*mit and Cry.

Emmet had to go through speech therapy for a number of years. He's also selectively mute and knows sign language.

Ingo really likes theatre

Ingo also really enjoys fashion.

Ingo skipped a grade as he was the uhh Gifted Kid(tm) and this went well for a while until he had a mental breakdown in high school and his parents had to pull him from the system and essentially force him to drop out (he wouldve worked himself to death otherwise)

During their school years the boys were admittedly kind of distant. They didn't hate each other there just, wasnt really a bond between them at that point.

Both started working at gear station at 16, Emmet started first and Ingo joined him not too long after, which rekindled their bond.

This is all I can think of rn this has been in my drafts for months I'm just gonna post it.

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TIME TO REACT TO THE NEW EPISODES OF GLITCH TECHS, SEASON 2/1B

Spoilers ahead!

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Okay so the music score with Miko being mindwiped was from this ep, not Find the Glitch

Five >:( back up ya girl

I'm gonna beat up Mitch

Also the nicknames Aaaa

Ridley is my spirit animal

I actually am crying

Hmmm this is a very interesting episode

OK SO I WAS RIGHT SHE MODIFIED HER OWN GLITCHED SYSTEM

DRAGON KITTY IS SO COOL

My heart

I'm not crying u are

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NOW FOR PING

Bruh we get some talk about Fives dad, my heart

Five is such a nerd omg

I love crying over a fictional characters missing parent

SO FIVES DAD WAS A CODER WHO IS IN PRISON FOR HACKING???

Maybe the prison part is a cover up

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I wasn't expecting a five ep to go like this my heart hurted

PORTAL REFERENCE TOSNTKEK

Ok that is a dangerous Glitch

BRUH MIKO NO

:( Five is sad

So his dad is in prison and they have weekly calls...hm I feel there's more

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NEXT EPISODE RALPHIE BEAR IS BACK

Bruh Miko afraid of Ralphie reminds me of all the people afraid of animatronics after FNAF came out

"K wow this happening"

10 bucks Miko is the Birthday Ruined

Oh now i know for sure

I'm so happy Phil has childish joy for arcade tickets

"Stop throwing off our dynamic" love a good meta moment

Fiwdjdnr what is this

BABY FIVE

Miko you ruined his birthday now give it back to him

"IM GONNA SMASH YOUR HECTOR"

This episode omg

THEY'RE EVEN REFERENCING THE CAMERAS YES

"I never got invited to anothee birthday party for the rest of my life" BRUH I DIDNT THINK IT WAS THAT BAD BUT JESUS

BABY MIKO ALSO THAT WAS LEGIT PERFECT FNAF STUFF IM SO HAPPY THEY KNOW THE GAME WELL ENOUGH

Also she was the new kid in town? So they moved there huh

BRUH WHY WAS SHE SO STRONG AS A KID? WHY WAS THAT HER FIRST INSTINCT

Furry Miko beating up a robot is NOT my expectation

Ah yes this was a great FNAF based ep

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NOW FOR BUDS WHICH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME TO SEE

This started very different from what I expected

BRUH BABY MITCH

Oh five is sick of it-

THE HAT THE HAT

Bruv why is Miko the only one concerned

WHO CAME UP WITH ZHARA LIKING FIVE? MY DUDE HAD A CRUSH FIRST LET'S GOOO

BRO THE VOICE THE EYES IM LOVING BUDS MITCH

Also that scene can be very dirty out on context

Bruh that hat tied tighter than my future

CREEPY CREEPY MIKO YES

Dat seemed pretty gay clone Mitch

I AM GOING TO KICK MITCH'S A**

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Will review the next set in my next post ;p