#FutureDILF

[unhingedmerch]

Elevate your style with our 'Future DILF' sweater/hoodie - Hypebeast fashion at its finest! 🔥💪

[midnightmoonbeams]

Got into a turf war on Mako Mart, where I splatted FutureDilf!

From November 29th, 2022

[miasobessions]

each one of them in this photo is literally me at different points during the week

[abatedaltruism]

I babysat my classmates 4-month-old and he’s the most photogenic little nugget.

[azspysha]

Episode 0: The “Plan”...

Before I start any stories, I should start with a introduction...right?

Ok, so if you don’t know, my name is Lindon. And I suppose you’re wondering why in the hell am I doing this. Well, simple answer is, I’m just expressing myself. As dramatic and theatrical of a person I am (blame it on my wild imagination), I’m actually very bad at expressing myself. Especially when it comes to the matters of my heart. Which just so happens to be where most of my frustrations come from. So, maybe if I type them out, I can improve in this area.

I also thought it might be a good idea for me to channel some of this negative energy I’ve come to harbor into something a bit more constructive. But oddly enough, most of my adventures in this area would have to be split into two categories:

Pre “Husband”-izing and Post “Husband”-izing 

So first let me explain this whole weird plan before I go any further, because in my more “emotionally-charged” adventures, this actually comes up a lot. So long story short (which I’ll explain another time), I came up with this idea a while ago:

“Adopt the qualities of the person you would like to marry, therefor you would be able to stand as their equal” - Pre “Husband”-izing Plan

(Example: If my husband has abs of steel, I should have abs of steel.)

The original goal of this plan was to be a “DILF’ by the time I turned thirty, and to find someone who would have the qualities I would have like to have. But like most ideas, eventually the “Plan” would evolved into this concept:

“Adopt the qualities that you would like your husband to have. Therefore, eliminating the need to seek them out, because you already possess them within yourself”  - Post “Husband”-izing Plan

(Example: If I have abs of steel, what else are you bringing to the picnic)

So even though the “DILF” portion of the plan is still in affect, this has turned into less of a plan, and more of a lifestyle. Which is a good thing, for the most part.

I don’t really lust at dudes who lift, because I lift.

I know my way around a kitchen, so I don’t need a chef.

And I have a stuffed husky that I cuddle with at night, so physical comfort is something I can take care of myself. 

But there are a few issues that come with this type of mentality...And on that note, I know exactly what Episode 1 is going to be about....

To be continued...

[wonieleles]

mint chocolate shirt — profiles : mint choco HATERS + sunoo

meet the members !

yang jungwon (user: iamgone and jungkooks#1fan) - 04 LINER, known for being calm and mature but the complete opposite when it comes to the girl that stained his shirt on his first inkigayo performance, loathes mint choco after that incident even tho he’s known as “mint choco boy”, often gets forced into doing things against his will ����💔

lee heeseung (user: onmy13threason) - 01 LINER, was told everything would be fine after he debuts (everything was not fine), hates mint choco ice cream as well but WILL buy some just to annoy jungwon, thinks about going to therapy daily for all the stupid things his members have done or said

park jay (user: fashionabledamn) - 02 LINER, jungwon’s lifeline, the only (maybe) sane person, somehow always knows what to say and gives pretty good advice, gets teased a lot but he finds it endearing

sim jake (user: physics#1fan) - 02 LINER, he once did jungwon’s math homework for fun and now every kpop idol still in school is asking him to do theirs, has contemplated starting a business out of doing people’s math and physics hw but decided against it, can be a little gullible but it isn’t too obvious

park sunghoon (user: futuredilf) - 02 LINER, either makes really good jokes or horrible ones, funny to watch play games cause he gets so into it, likes to say he’s the best looking in the group to annoy sunoo

kim seonwoo aka sunoo (user: theliteralsun) - 03 LINER, supplies jungwon and the group with some interesting gossip, is done with the members 90% of the time, does not sympathize with jungwon in the mint choco incident because he thinks it’s his fault, scares jungwon every time he eats mint chocolate ice cream and records it every time for blackmail

nishimura riki aka ni-ki (user: suckondeeznuts) - 05 LINER, never stops teasing and pranking the members, always talks about how the mint choco girl is his idol to annoy jungwon but who knows if it’s still a joke at this point, keeps bugging jungwon to buy him stuff like they don’t have the same amount of money in their bank accounts

SYNOPSIS. back in 2020, jungwon accidentally bumped into a girl, causing her mint chocolate chip ice cream to stain his crisp white shirt. with no time to change, jungwon had to go to his first inkigayo performance with a huge green circle on his shirt that his members constantly tease him for. now, two years later, jungwon bumps into you again, only this time, the mint chocolate chip ice cream stains your shirt.

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AUTHOR’S NOTE. posting all the profiles now cause why not 🤗🤗 also thank you to everyone who rb and commented 🫶🫶

TAGLIST (OPEN). @0i8ma @mitsukifilms @wooniy @trsrina @jliea @yenqa @0310lvr @kohakun @sunoksunny @felixsunshine28 @invusblog @sd211 @kokoiinuts @jungwonzlvr (italics: couldn’t tag)

PERMANENT TAGLIST (OPEN). @yedamdamn @miridicallyyours @jungwonize @linniely @yebin14 @abdiitcryy @stllsph @valewoos @strwberrydinosaur @zi-ever

[27k-fahrenheit]

[csully13-blog]

Uncle Trevin playing with Indie Nicole and making me fall more and more in love with him... ❤️❤️ #HotMenWithBabies #FutureDILF

[kdubbbsss-blog]

25||GROWTH: I absolutely love when I get to witness someone else's growth and happiness. That's why I love to teach!!! I love to see development, others' process, and newly found confidence. It's so inspiring and even helps me in my own growth. These three that day were such a joy to watch with each other. I love to see John grow as a teacher and human being. My nephew and niece adore him and learn something new every time they interact. So thankful for all three and there wonderful example of how those before influence the growth of the youth!!! This picture is so dear to me because it's my loved ones learning from each other and growing as individuals which again is such a blessing to watch!!!! #30daysofthankfullness #johnnyboy #nephew #niece #auntielife #daddytraining #futureDILF

[azspysha]

Been trying to stay hydrated for the past few days. I'll drink at least a gallon of water everyday. I'd like to drink up to two, but I'm afraid lol. So far it's been good. Staying committed to the plan.

[theyoungsire]

"Hi my name is Lord Kingston and I make my uncle travel over 13000kilometres to feed me only the finest seedless grapes & strawberries on command, I then proceed to bless him with kisses at an interim of my choosing!" ~Kingston 😘 #nephew #uncle #futuredilf #goodkidVAANCITY™ (at North Vancouver, British Columbia)

[mindlesslyw0ndering]

Baby J and Tio Jimmy! 👶🏼❤️👦🏻 #socute #unclejaimz #futuredilf #myman #sofine 😋 (at Volcano Falls)

[105ldn]

Baby NY ❤️❤️ #FutureDilf

[mydearemmy]

I'd like to be friends with this #futuredilf. #virginiaisfordilflovers