#Friday Night Funkin and Reader

[stela20]

I'm sorry if my English is not good, I use Google Translate

This is my story from the Quotev website, so I wanted to write it and publish it here, but enjoy ❤

POV y/n

This is my first day in primary school, but this is not any school. This school is for children who are distinguished by extraordinary talents, such as the iPad, dancing, and other singing, and I am very happy because I have noticed from all the people and newcomers in the field of songs that my voice is very beautiful and we will be able to be chosen as a talent in the future, and I have They recommended this beautiful school for me and I am very happy because I will achieve my dream and now I want to make friends and meet new people. I now entered the class and the teacher Sandy introduces me to the rest of the class ❤

Teacher Sandy: Well guys, we have a new student today. Can you tell us about yourself?

Y/n: First… My name is Y/n and I am 7 years old. I hope you can become friends

The whole class welcomed me and said hello to me

Teacher Sandy: y/n, here you go with your request ❤

I sat next to a person with dark hair, a black face, and completely white eyes. He looked like Venom from the Spider-Man movies. I admired his appearance and wanted to get to know him.

y/n: Mm hello

Agouti: Hello

y/n: What is your name and age?

Agouti: My name is Agouti and I am 8 years old

y/n: That's good, can we be friends?

I was surprised: What is so fast?

y/n: yeah what's up ❔

Agouti is sad: ….I think you will be afraid of my appearance and bully me 💔

y/n: No, why should I be afraid of your appearance or bully you?

Agoti did not say anything, and I was going to ask him, but the teacher, Sandy, said that the lesson begins now, and after the end of the lesson, it was time for recess. I was walking and discovered this giant school. I suddenly discovered that Agoti was being bullied because of his appearance, and there were boys bullying Agoti.

Boy 1: Well, well… Look who's here, the ugliest boy in this school

Boy 2: You don't really have a place here. You have to go to another school, and your voice isn't really beautiful.

These words made Agouti cry, and the boy 1 also started pulling Agouti’s hair and the boy 2 encouraged him. I could not bear this and intervened to defend him.

Y/n Anger: You two stay away from Agouti

Boy 1 surprised: And who are you even?

y/n Fury: I'm Agouti's friend

Boy 2 laughs: What and who befriends this disgusting monster?

y/n got angry: He's not a monster, it's you

Boy 1 got angry: Well, it seems that you want to learn your lesson. Forget this boy now and focus on this girl.

I am now trying to defend myself and prevent these boys from approaching me

POV agouti

Agouti said to himself: This girl defended me and said that I am not a monster. I want to know why she is doing this and these two boys are trying to bully her, but she resists and stays away from them… No, I will not let these two boys bully her. I must be brave.

I wiped my tears and now I'm defending y/n

Agoti got angry: Hey, stop harassing her

Boy 2 got angry: Okay, now the weak person is defending this weak mouth

Agoti got angry and screamed: Ahhh, that's enough, y/n, hold me tight and don't ask why.

Y/n caught me well and I used my gravity force and made these two boys float in the air and they felt very terrified and after that my friends Tabby and Ayana and my big brother Drex came and after that I lowered these two boys to the ground and they were going to run away. But the police grabbed them forcefully

Al-Drex got angry: Do you know if you approach my brother again?

Tabby: Do you know?

Ayana: Or we will tell you

Boy 1 Fear: No, no, no, we will not approach this boy again

Boy 2 Fear: We only know that he has supernatural powers. We will leave from here and never approach him again.

The two boys, Ayana, Tabby, and my brother Al-Darks went to check on me

Drex: Agoti, are you okay?

Happy Agouti: Yes, I'm fine, thanks to my new friend, y/n

Tabby: Wait a minute, this girl is in the same class as me, Agoti, and Ayana

Y/n's pov

I got to know Tabby, Ayana, and the Drakes, and we all became friends. After the years passed, I became 18 years old, and Ajuti was 19 years old. Ajuti and I became famous singers, and the rest of the friends did as well. After time passed, I began to love Ajuti in everything, including his voice, his cheerful personality, and Everything is in and now I will confess to Agoti that I love him and he is now with me ❤

Agouti Hamas: y/n I'm here. Do you want us to sing a new song?

y/n: Haha, Agoti, I want to tell you something. Do you mind listening to me until the end?

Agouti: …well what's going on?

y/n: Agoti, I have loved you for a very long time. I love everything about you, your cheerful personality, your singing style, and everything about you. Do you share the same feelings with me?

POV agouti

I can't believe what my ears hear. Is this true? The girl I've loved for a long time loves me. I can't believe this ❤

y/n: …Mm Agoti, are you okay?

Agouti: I can't believe this. I also have the same feelings… I love you so much

I took Y/n in a deep kiss that lasted for a minute and she was also happy about it. I held Y/n's hand tightly and looked into his eyes.

Agouti: You are so beautiful, brave, strong, kind and kind, Y/N. I love you so much and I will do anything to make you happy ❤

y/n: Me too

Agoti: But I want to know why you love me

Saeeda y/n: Mmm okay… nice, smart, present, your personality is enthusiastic and adventurous, and you love singing, present ❤

Agouti: What are you doing?

y/n Saeeda: A beautiful voice exists ❤

Agouti: And the shape

y/n gently cups my cheek, looks into my eyes and smiles

y/n: Yes ❤ I love you, Agouti, and I don’t care about appearance, I love you as you are, Agouti ❤

Agouti: Me too, y/n ❤

Y/n's pov

And since that time, I and Agoti have been together and we have been singing “Hate.” How nice. I am happy that I am with my lover and my future husband, and Agoti and I are living our lives happily now ❤

❤ The end ❤

[papil0nglegs]

Friday night night funkin dating hcs!!

Warnings: Some nsfw stuff but nothing too far, boob grabbing, bra stealing, nudes but not rlly

A/n: I HAVE ANOTHER OBSESSION UGHHH, anyways!! I’m so happy the fandom is reviving bc of the new update ahh. Also I didn’t rlly know what to put for bc so apologies if you wanted more of him :(

Keith (bf):

He’s such a flower sniffer istg

He’s like a rosy cheeked sweetheart who brings you heart chocolate every time he visits you

No but actually he’s wrapped around your fingers, it’s scary.

His fav dates are you and him alone at his house watching Godzilla movies and laying his head against your stomach while you play with his hair

AND YOU WEAR HIS HAT

Sometimes you’ll send a pic of you in his boxers that he left at your house just to tease him

But whenever he feels silly (which is all the time) he’ll send a picture of him in your bra for funsies

“I can do that too :D”

“0_•”

Keith is such a nerd, playing video games with him is your go to date

You guys would always match, like whenever you two play Mario kart he’d be toad and you’d be toadette

You hype him up sm, esp when playing Fortnite 😭

Y’all know that one Tik tok audio that goes

“Yeah get his ass FUCKING PUSSY TRY THE FUCK AGAIN BITCH, TRY THE FUCK AGAIII”

You do that, and it scares him.

His fav activity? Pot + cartoons.

You guys are the silliest couples ever. Laughing at SpongeBob with fog all over the room until your ribs start to hurt.

“Babes.. do you think that like-Starfires armpits are also pink?”

“…woah”

Pico:

Now when pico first starting dating you he thought you were just another chick to stuff his wiener in.

But soon enough, you guys were both wrapped around each others finger.

He’d kill for you tbh

Pico canonically has abs, so he likes it whenever he’s chilling with you and you just poke/rub them. He thinks it’s the cutest AND hottest shit ever

This man cannot get enough of your boobies, whenever he’s on his phone he’d have his arm around you and casually use your boob as a stress ball.

Sometimes he’ll just steal your bras whenever you’re showering or changing, just so that he can get a fresh look at ���his girls’ (that’s what he calls them)

“Pico!! Have you seen my bra?”

“Hm? Na babe, I’m js here.”

This sly fuckin ginger

Most of his dates consist of going to his fav burger joint or sleeping over at each others houses

He esp loves the second one cuz he gets to makeout with you, prob his fav thing to do in this life.

Whenever you guys leave any function, like ever, he’ll yell out your ship name as he leaves the room 😭

“Pi-y/n, OUT”

“Babe you don’t have to do that every time we leave..”

Also his dad (Tankmen) loves embarrassing him in front of you.

(Tankmen) “Yeah so Pico kept pissing himself in the bed until 7th grade, shit had me concerned but turns out it was just normal puberty shit.”

(You)“Oh..”

“Dad I’m gonna kill you.”

Lmao he did eventually

Darnell

Darnell has such a big ego on being a ‘cool tough guy’, but when it comes to you it entirely washes away

It embarrasses him whenever he’s around his friends and you come over and start smooching him all over his face, getting lipgloss/lipstick all over him

“Mwah mwah mwah!!”

“B-baby. Babe, you’re ruining my aura.”

But he loves showing you off, you’re like his biggest flex. Whenever he hangs with his friends he always shows pictures of you like you’re his newborn

“Yeah so this is when we went to the skate park the other week and-“

“Dude. This is like the 5th picture you’ve shown me of them.”

Once for Valentine’s Day, he surprised you by spray painting an entire wall of you smooching him. (But like in the style of the fnf stickers they sell)

You were in such awe, you almost cried.

He was so embarrassed to show you at first, but when he saw how much you loved it he was so relieved

You and Nene are such besties

Like, squealing while talking about boys besties

“HII Y/N!!! :33”

“OMG HEY NENE!! ^^”

So when she found out you had a crush on Darnell, she was so excited

You guys became delusional abt him together, like

“NENE TODAY DARNELL LOOKED AT ME”

“STOPP HE WANTS YOU SO BADD”

“IKR”

O and your weapon (cuz everyone in picos friendgroup has one) is a broken glass bottle of whatever your fav drink is

Sometimes you’ll throw in a burning rag in there to make a Molotov cocktail

Also I hc that Darnell has thick silver rings and you love how they feel against your neck whenever you guys are smooching.

He lets you wear them at times but they always slip off because our boy has some THICK fingers.

[fnf-fluffcanons]

OOOOO

Maybe a Pico who has a S/O who just doesn't notice how CUTE they are naturally (mannerisms i mean). Bonus points if he melts over it :D

*You don’t realize it, but you have very cute mannerisms, but of course Pico has picked up on them

*whenever you get excited over something, you are like a kid with a new toy, rambling about it and showing it to Pico with this bright smile on your face

*or if you’re rambling about something you enjoy/are passionate about, you don’t even notice you’re talking a lot, but of course Pico is definitely paying attention.

*…but when you do notice, your face will turn a rather bright red and you apologize for rambling

*or when you get confused, you’ll tilt your head in a certain way that just makes him melt

*”you’re going to be the end of me, Y/n.” He would always tell you, which just makes you even more confused

[brittle-biscuits]

What You Want? (Friday Night Funkin)

We got the game, lads.

You were at the McDonald’s drive-through while heading to your Girlfriend’s house. You decided to give her a text before your car was next in line.

“Hey, love. I’m at McDonald’s. You want anything?”

“Oh my god! Alright..”

Girlfriend proceeded to give quite the list of what she wanted for her order. It was quite the ask, but you loved her, so you planned to get it to her.

“Damn, you must REALLY have the munchies, love. Alright, I can get it for ya”

“Thanks, cutie! Oh yeah, one more thing. Could you get me extra nuggies with my happy meal?”

“Oof, I’m not sure. They charge me hella extra for those, they’re no joke!”

“Will give ya lots of cuddles and kisses!”

“Hmm…”

“We can totally do it when you come back~”

“Eh….”

“I’ll hold your hand and tell you how much I love you, babe.”

“Sold. I’ll get those chicken nuggies for ya.”

“Love youuuuuuu~”

You spent half your wallet on that, but when you’re eating your food while Girlfriend snuggled next to you while watching cartoons…

You knew it was worth it for her.

[https-kreideprinz]

This could be a disaster !

Pico x Boyfriend x Girlfriend x GN! Reader

. . . Now playing: Disaster by Conan Gray! . .

A/N: So. Me and Parker ( @parker-vaporwave ) Were talking.... and it spawned this fic... Headcannons about taking the polycule (RGB) to a concert. Credits to my brothers for ideas

Notes: I want to be thier gf/bf so bad.

CW: Mentions of drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Reader discretion is advised.

ׂׂૢ Pico, Girlfriend, Boyfriend (Poly)

Going to the concert with RGB is a disaster in the making

Since Girlfriend’s parents are both filthy rich - being an ex-rockstar and current pop star respectively - they happily pay for their daughter’s tickets.

She told them that she was taking her “friends” with her.

Which lands you and your partners the backstage passes at the venue

Boyfriend melts into the crowd the minute you get there

You spend a good fifteen minutes looking for him

Pico most definitely yells at him for disappearing the moment you find him.

Girlfriend is jamming, bopping her head to the music.

Pico has a tight grip on Boyfriend’s arm but eventually he ends up relaxing and enjoying the music too.

Boyfriend tries to sing along but it's just a mess of beeps and boops (bless him)

 They definitely end up smoking a few blunts and taking a few shots at the end of the concert and hang out with the crew.

Boyfriend passes out after like two drinks

Pico can hold his own but eventually he ends up passing out too

Girlfriend has the highest tolerance and can handle her drinks the best.

She ends up driving everyone home if you're plastered.

Boyfriend and Pico definately end up drunkenly making out with each other.

Pico gets so drunk he ends up in your lap and sobbing his eyes out.

Boyfriend asks for everyone's autographs.

He also ends up in a rap battle with one of the singers.

He wins.

Taglist: @parker-vaporwave

© Written By https-Kreideprinz. Do not copy, steal or translate without permission.

[amphibiahawks321]

I've seen you do fem izuku so could I get a female ruv x reader

[Y/N and Ruv sitting on a coach with Y/N resting his head on ruv's shoulder while ruv has her arm around Y/N's neck]

Fem!Ruv : You know, not many people would dare to be so close to someone like me... does it not scare you?

M!Reader : Chuckles... I've seen what you're capable of Ruv but fear isn't what I feel when I'm near you♡

Fem!Ruv : Then what? Curiosity?

M!Reader : intimacy~♡

Fem!Ruv : .......Sighs you're either brave, foolish, dumb or the combination of the three...

M!Reader : Well I'm brave enough to do this

[Y/N gives ruv's neck a quick lick making Ruv jolt in shocked]

M!Reader : Told you I don't feel fear around you~—......U-Uhh

[Ruv starts staring at Y/N with a serious, deadpanned and pissed off expression]

M!Reader : N-Now now Ruv no need to do something extre–...!!!?!?

[Ruv without a warning immediately dives in to Y/N's lips and immediately pinning him down onto the couch]

[Ruv pulls away from the kiss leaving Y/N panting aggressively with a string of saliva connected to their lips]

Fem!Ruv : I'm gonna make sure you'll never do that again...

M!Reader blushing : .....

[Y/N thought 💭]

Someone help me–

[stardewnoodles]

Another Saturday, another sunrise in bed. Pico rolls over in the bed, body pulsing with heat from the gentle glow of sunlight throw the window. It’s half open. His face is covered in dark bars that blot out the light in his eyes. He reaches out to hold you, and you let him, even if it feels more like you’re a giant teddy bear than a person when he squeezes you.

“Too tight.”

“Mhm.” Pico didn’t want to let go. He buries his face in your hair. You swear you can hear him purr while he plays with your chest with his fingers. It’s silent. It doesn’t feel right. Chaos would be a fitting middle name to the ginger, yet here he is not making a peep. You feel you need to state this to get some sort of conversation going. “I used to never want to wake up. I thought if I slept hard enough, maybe I dicked around too much the night before, you know, all that shit, uh, I wouldn’t stop. Wouldn’t wake up. But, uh, it never happened.” He kisses your cheek, meows into your ear.

“Is the catch that you realized you make a terrible cat?” You asked, trying to lighten the mood. It gets him to chuckle. Oh god, it sounds nicer than the morning birds watching the sun rise above the clouds.

“You’re the catch. Fuck that’s so sappy. Oh my fucking god.” Pico groans. You turn around to face him before he can hide under the covers.

“Keep going.”

“No! This is worse than when Nene—no you don’t need to know that. I don’t know how to do this.”

“Just talk.” You snake a hand down his back, rubbing at the sweet spot over his old scars and patched up bullet holes. He tries to act disinterested, but his bright, peppery face tells another story. He squints at the sun beaming in his eyes. For a moment, it fools him; Pico questions if you are the sun.

“I have a home to hold down now. I’ll move wherever it goes. I’ll hunker down there for however long I gotta. Guess you were right, saying I do have a place to go. Home,” He traces a heart on your breast. “Is where our hearts are in this disgusting mushy combined mess together. With blood everywhere. And lots of bump, bump, ba-dump. I wake up so I can hear it.” You take a deep breath, a deep exhale, not wanting to tear up. How long has it been, only for him now to admit it? To confess he’s comfortable, with you. You, who you wonder if he’d catch a stray bullet for. Well, you know the answer now, there’s no point in wondering. “Are you okay?”

“I feel amazing. I just, uhm, I’d like to feel yours then.”

“W-What? You want me to take my heart out?”

“No!” When he laughs, his face creases across his freckles. It hides some of the beauty he denies under his happy, but exhausted demeanor. A worthy trade off. “I just want to hear it.” Pico guides you to the frantic excitement bursting forth from his heart. He plays with your hair and dotes you in little kisses of affection. He keeps a steady hand by your heart. The two of you listen. The two of you become one. With an ear placed down on his chest, it’s as if his heartbeat echoes throughout your entire body. You feel safe, warm. The best part about that is he does, too.

[bimboothefool]

Pico Doodle Batch

[stela20]

I'm sorry if my English is not good, I use Google Translate

This is my story from the Quotev website, so I wanted to write it and publish it here, but enjoy ❤

Y/n's pov

I remember that day….. Yes, I remember that day in great detail, as if it had happened to me yesterday.

Flashback 5 years ago

I was in high school, 3rd year of secondary school, sitting in class and attending a chemistry lesson, and frankly, I did not understand anything about chemistry, but the only one who was helping me with that was Biko. Biko was very smart and very kind to me, and he was my first friend in high school and after that. He introduced me to his friends, Nene and Darnell, and the 4 of us became friends and help each other, but school is almost over, so I'm afraid I won't see my friends again, so we all took our phone numbers. I really love them all with all my heart, but the one I really love is Peko and I hope he will be my future lover one day, and now I am in class

The teacher: Well, children, who knows how to solve this problem?

Beko Hamas: It's me

The teacher: Well, go ahead, Biko

He solved this problem easily and quickly

Mrs. Saeed: Well done, Biko, and now for the second

Suddenly, Cassandra appeared, carrying a gun and pointing in front of the teacher. I and the rest of the students had never liked Cassandra, and we felt that she was a danger to all of us, but not to the point that she wanted to carry a gun and point at us. The teacher and all of us were surprised by the situation.

Cassandra got angry and shouted: Stop this, you idiot. You are all the same. I do not want to learn and do these stupid things. Curse everyone and everything.

y/n: Cassandra please stop joking like that this is not mothly

Nene: Yes, and can you remove this toy gun?

Cassandra got angry and screamed: And you also tell me it's a game. Are you so stupid? It's not a game.

Darnell: What evidence do you have on this?

Cassandra killed the teacher in front of all of us and killed the rest of the class, but me, Pico, Nene, and Darnell survived. Cassandra went to rule the world and destroy the school. The four of us left the classroom, not knowing what to do.

Nene Totter: What will we do now?

Darnell Fear: I don't know

Biko got angry: We will kill

y/n surprised: m…what?

Biko got angry: You heard what I just said, now everyone prepare yourselves, Darnell, go outside the school and get a car for us to ride in, and also go to the cafeteria and bring all kinds of food.

Nene is sad and crying: I don't want this to happen, Biko. I want to stay with Darnell

Biko got angry: Well, stay with Darnell and make each other happy, and if anything happens… kill anyone who tries to harm you all.

y/n surprised: m…what?

Biko got angry: As you heard, I don't want to repeat my words twice. Go and move

Nini and I had knives, but Pico and Darnell had a gun. I decided to stay with Pico, and Nini and Darnell went, and I went with Pico, and we were running and trying to find Cassandra and trying to prevent her from stopping what she was doing.

y/n: what are we going to do now?

Pico got angry: As I said, we must kill anyone who tries to harm us, and I also know Cassandra’s plan. She will turn the world into hell soon, and now we must stop her.

y/n: Okay, I'm with you

In fact, Pico and I kill anyone with Cassandra, and we were working well together, but one of the people working with Cassandra shot me in the foot and I was screaming in pain.

Peko got angry and shouted: y/n no

Biko killed the person who injured me and went towards me

Biko worried: y/n are you okay?

y/n: Yes, no problem

Biko treated the genie and Biko picked me up and took me to one of the classes and made sure that there was no danger in the class. After that, he gently put me on a chair and gave me my phone. He found a stick on the floor and gave it to me so I could use it and help me stand.

Pico: y/n, I will go and act and kill Cassandra, and if I do not return to you after 6 pm, you, Nene, and Darnell, run away for your lives.

y/n is sad and worried: I will not leave you

Pico: y/n, you will not be able to move because you are injured….. y/n I am happy that you appeared in my life, and I wished that you would be with me at all times and in every place…. If I do not come back to you, know that I love you and I was hoping that you would be my lover and my future wife… I love you

After that, Pico closed the classroom door, and I was waiting for Pico. After the time had passed, it was now 6:30, and I was afraid for Pico. After a minute, Pico opened the classroom door, his face stained with blood, and he was smiling at me and approaching me.

Pico Saeed: Don’t be afraid, my love, everything is fine… Cassandra is dead and…

I took Pico in a big hug. I couldn't take it anymore and was crying

y/n: Peko….I too…love you

Biko took me in for a deep kiss that lasted for a minute, and after that he confessed his feelings for me and how much he loved me. After that, Biko carried me and we went to Nene and Darnell's to leave this school forever.

End of flashback

After that, me, Biko, Mimi, and Darnell became murderers, but we do not kill innocent people. Rather, we kill people who deserve to be killed. After all these adventures, Biko and I sit in a high port and watch the stars.

Biko Saeed: y/n, can I suggest something to you?

y/n: Yes, what is it?

Biko Saeed: y/n I am happy that you appeared in my life and every day I love that you are with me and now I want you to be with me forever…. Will you marry me, my love?

y/n Saeed: Yes

After that day, we got married, and Biko and I are happy in our lives, and Nene and Darnell are also very happy for us. After 5 months, I became pregnant, and Biko and I are now waiting for our little son with bated breath and happiness ❤

❤ The end ❤

[papil0nglegs]

Pico does dumb shit

Idk why but I can imagine Pico trying to do something new then denying he ever did it in embarrassment.

Like you two would just be making out like normal, then this freckles fuck sticks a finger in ur mouth 😭

“Cough Cough! did you just stick your fucking finger in my mouth?”

“…no”

Or maybe he tries to be goofy during romantic moments but you think he’s being fr

“Who’s my good little kitten ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“Pico are you deadass..”

“Wait I’m jk pls”

Let the man be silly 😔 he’s thrives on attention so he won’t hesitate to literally do anything just for you to look at him. One time he couldnt find you in his house, so this bitch just shot his gun at the ceiling, and you literally ran to whatever room he was in just to find him completely fine

“Pico what happened?? I heard gunshots!!”

“Oh, you were in the bathroom”

“What??”

“Srry I couldn’t find you lol, just had to make sure you were okay”

“I’m breaking up with you.”

[fnf-fluffcanons]

Hi I was wondering if you could please do pico who’s dating gfs older sister?(reader) and reader is like REALLY tall like 6’11 and picos just a massive simp for her 😔🫸🫷(hc’s please :D)

I hope you don't mind I made s/o gender neutral!

*You are Girlfriend's older sibling, and you are very tall

*Pico absolutely adores you, and loves spending time with you

*You can and will pick him up, which catches him off guard every time, and also flusters him as he mumbles "you didn't have to do that"

*Well, you kind of have to pick him up in order to hug him or kiss him so neither of you hurt yourselves due to you being so tall

*Pico isn't bothered by the fact that you're so much taller than him, though it can be a pain to kiss you properly

*Whenever you two go out, he tends to stick by your side, and won't leave you alone unless absolutely necessary

[https-kreideprinz]

Making cookies for my love !

Boyfriend x GN! Reader, Girlfriend x GN! Reader, Pico x GN! Reader, Nene x GN! Reader, Darnell x GN! Reader, Senpai x GN! Reader (Seperate)

. . . Now playing: Stir & Mix by LJ LephemStar! . .

A/N: Okay I know this is a fanfic blog but I need to know. Do you think the FNF characters can cook. Like. Throw them in a magic kitchen with all the ingredients they could possibly need; are they gonna come out with a ten layer cake or are they gonna run out of a burning kitchen

Notes: Ok I know you probably didn't expect this but I seriously wanted to do a few headcannons for each. This isn't edited either so.

CW: Mentions of fire. Mentions of food. Reader discretion is advised.

ׂׂૢ Boyfriend

He cannot.

It's literally in the wiki.

Man's cannot cook to save his life.

He has two braincell.

One is beep beep boop.

And the other is you.

He will devour anything you cook for him though.

Final Verdict: Kitchen is in flames.

ׂׂૢ Girlfriend

I'm 50/50 on this one.

She can.

But can doesn't mean should.

I mean she will make you PB & J sandwhiches

But only after you pull her hand out of the peanut butter jar.

So I guess? I mean it's in your best interest that you're with her while you cook.

Final Verdict: Smoke alarm is beeping.

ׂׂૢ Pico

Yea I think he could hold up in the kitchen.

Makes a mean cheese toastie.

You can leave him in there without supervision he's fine.

It's only when you get him to use more than five ingredients and ten steps that he starts sweating.

With enough practise he can make dinner on his own.

Needs a step by step tutorial though.

Also can't handle spice.

Final Verdict: Dinner's ready!

ׂׂૢ Nene

A godess in the kitchen.

Skilled at cutting and chopping.

Knows so many different dishes and can expertly whip something up in a matter of moments.

Let's you lick the spoon.

Oh but no dairy.

No dairy.

Final Verdict: You'll never want to eat out again!

ׂׂૢ Darnell

I get the vibe he really likes baking for some reason.

Makes cookies and cupcakes all the time.

Can't really make anything else though.

He might intentionally try to burn something so keep that in mind.

Only needs supervision when handling the stove or oven

Final Verdict: Dessert's ready!

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[amphibiahawks321]

can you do nene from fnf

Nene : Hey you two! Hurry the fuck up! What is taking you two so damn long!

Cassandra : pfftt! Obviously we're making out! Give us a fucking minute!

M!Reader : Seriously? That's the best fake excuse you got?

Cassandra : What? Gotta find one way to shut her up–

Door kicked open💥

Cassandra/M!Reader : !!!?!?'

Nene : CASSANDRA YOU SON OF A BI—!!

10 minutes later

[Cut to Y/N bandaging Nene while she's petting Y/N hair and Pico bandaging Cassandra's cut wounds while Nene and Cassandra stares at each other grumpily with Nene showing her the middle finger]

[stardewnoodles]

"I love you." You profess.

"Say it again." Pico whispers, hand tenderly running down your thigh. "Please." He begs, yet commands it simultaneously. You struggle to form the words. The elation drips out of Pico's lips like honey. Whenever he kisses you, you taste that honey. You lick your lips and taste it now, wanting more.

"I... I love you." Pico squeezes your thigh and leans onto you. "I love you. I love you. I love you!" Pico smiles into your neck before planting kisses onto it.

"And now, your..." Dare you say, is that a sniffle you hear? A choking on overflowing emotions? "D-Debt's been paid off." A tear hits your chest. He's trying so hard not to burst, trembling in your grasp. You reach for the honeysuckle lips, pull him under the covers with you, and let him cry and love where no one else can see.

"I love you, Pico."

[bimboothefool]

🩷Goobers in Love🩷

[reds-fluff-extravaganza]

Boyfriend x reader

I was thinking about this the other day

You and Boyfriend were on your way to the nearby arcade, as that was what Boyfriend had suggested for your date. You had agreed to it, since you’re usually the one to come up with ideas for your dates, so now you two were going to the arcade. You could tell Boyfriend was excited, as he would occasionally give your hand a little squeeze here and there, and you could just see the look of excitement on his face, which you thought was absolutely adorable.

It didn’t take very long for you two to reach the arcade, as it was fairly close to your house. The first thing you did was get tokens to play the games, before you start walking around, taking in the sights of all the machines and lights.

“What do you want to play first, Boyfriend?” You asked the blue haired boy who was walking beside you, taking in the sights as well before turning to face you. He thought about it for a moment, taking his hand back so he could sign to you,

“I’m not too sure yet, let’s keep looking around.” You nodded in agreement as you kept walking for a few moments before seeing a classic Frogger game.

“Holy cannoli I have not played this in so long.” You went over to the machine, Boyfriend right behind you. He tilts his head slightly, as if asking if you want to play it.

“Sure, I may as well since I’m right here.” He smiled faintly and nodded in response, giving you an encouraging “beep” as you insert a token into the arcade machine before playing the game. Boyfriend watched you as you played, you concentrating on getting each frog to the other side. You were doing pretty well so far, getting past the first three levels with only one life lost so far. Boyfriend was silently cheering you on as to not break your concentration. You occasionally had to stop and get an idea of your next move, but that was what cost you your second life.

“Dammit.” You mumbled as you were sent back to the beginning, Boyfriend giving you a light pat on your shoulder.

“Well at least i still have one life left. Let’s see how far i can get with it.” You continued playing the game, getting further than you had thought with just the one life left. You had gotten to level fourteen before you had lost the last life.

“Shoot, well, i did better than i had thought i would.” You laughed a bit, looking over at your blue haired boyfriend, who nodded in agreement.

“Do you want to play something else now?” He signed to you. You nodded, taking his hand into yours once more after collecting your tickets of course.

“Alright, let’s see what else is here.” You two went around the arcade, playing a few more games together such as skee ball, which you found out Boyfriend is surprisingly really good at, and a few other arcade machines such as pac man and a couple fighting games. As you were making your way to the next game to play, Boyfriend stopped suddenly, which caught your attention. You looked over at him, and once he noticed you looking at him, he pointed over to another game. Not just any game, but a dance dance revolution (or other similar rhythm game of choice).

“You want to play this one, Boyfriend?” He immediately nodded and brought you over to the game, stepping up to play the game. You just decide to stand by and watch, as you’re not the best at rhythm games, but you know Boyfriend loves them and is really good at them, so you decide to watch him play.

After a few moments of deciding on a song, he pressed play. You knew exactly what song he chose: (song of choice). It was one of your favorites, so of course he chose that one. You smiled faintly as the song started, you tapping your foot along to the beat of the song.

As Boyfriend played through the song, a small crowd began to gather around, after seeing how well Boyfriend was playing. You had noticed the crowd starting to gather around, but Boyfriend didn’t seem to notice, as he looked rather focused on the game.

“Look at him go..!”

“That’s amazing,”

“He’s doing so well!” You heard a few of them say. It wasn’t until the song finished that your boyfriend noticed the crowd around him, which surprised him a bit. They cheered a bit for him, which flustered him a little.

“Well? Do you want to play another round? Or do you want to go home?” He thought about it for a moment, before he started up another song.

“One more round, then we go.” He quickly signed to you, making you laugh a bit in response.

“Alright, alright.” You and the rest of the crowd watched him as he played through the next song, him humming along to the song. You two finished up at the rhythm game, saying goodbye to the small crowd that had gathered around, before making your way back home.