#Fremdschämen

[goflowolfog]

been seeing a lot more pathetic blazed posts lately

[farnwedel]

Das Leben braucht mehr Schokoguss 13 - Dorftratsch

Am nächsten Morgen ist Mia gut drauf und trinkt sogar Annettes Smoothie. Offenbar putzt sie sich danach aber nicht die Zähne, sondern taucht mit einem grünen Lächeln im Büro auf. Alle grinsen sie an, aber erst Maja sagt was und schickt sie mit einer Ersatzzahnbürste ins Bad.

In der Mittagspause reden zu ihrer zweifelhaften Erleichterung alle nicht über ihre grünen Zähne, sondern darüber, dass „der Zuckermann“ schon wieder eine Neue hat. Vanessa hat Fabian und Mia gestern Abend offenbar im Auto gesehen, Mia aber nicht erkannt. Sie beschreibt sie nur als „eher rundlich, mit einer unmöglichen Stola“. Nächstes Mal also besser keinen Gardinenstoff nehmen, hm? (War der außerdem nicht verstaubt?)

Abends nimmt Marco Mia mit zum Stammtisch. Dort entsteht mal wieder ein Lustiges Missverständnis™, weil jemand vom Schwingen berichtet und Mia „Swingen“ versteht.

(Ich höre zum Ablenken jetzt immer das hier, wenn das Thema aufkommt.)

Grrrr, ich komme mit diesem Level an Fremdschämen nicht zurecht. Wieso kann sie nicht einmal nachfragen/googeln, bevor sie sich bis auf die Knochen blamiert? 

Stefan holt sie jedenfalls ab, während alle anderen sich noch über ihren Irrtum beömmeln.

[lady-phasma]

Of course German has a word for "second hand embarrassment": fremdschämen

whispering “no” while reading a book because you know that the character's about to make a fool out of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

[riverflowsdownlikeafullstone]

I get second-hand embarrassment every time I hear someone from the crowd do Nuclear Fusion

[windschiefe-worte]

Wer sich fremdschämt, sollte sich aus der Situation zurückziehen und dazu Tagebuch schreiben statt zu kommentieren.

[shiny1jux]

Das ist auf so vielen Ebenen verstörend 😳

[myboredgeneration]

Was there "forced sex" in the wedding vows? And how did he manage to marry that poor woman in the first place?

divorced men are genuinely the most bitter, pathetic, delusional, misogynistic, disgusting "people" on the face of the earth. I hope his ex wife took everything

[wtfuckevenknows]

Why are German hockey interviews so fucking cringe?!

[innitmarvellous]

They might as well use my name for that because I'm sure to make people cringe on my behalf all the time lol

[forcebookish]

live footage of me watching this scene:

[kajaono]

I don’t know what you are here for, but it is definitly not my content

Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark

[cyberrat]

Consider: Val getting pissed off at say, an overlord, and he can't take his anger out on the overlord (because his partners aren't gonna help him) so he makes one of his workers dress up as the overlord so he can take his anger out on them (meaning: fuck and/or abuse them until they're sobbing for his forgiveness) without putting his life on the line

I wonder if the other Vees would join in 🤔

Well I think the other two would just be weirded out by him being a freak lol

I wonder though… what if he just made revenge porn but more in the sense of like really ridiculous (more than usual) porn ridiculing the Overlord lol that‘d be kinda fun? Hmmm

[taco-drinking-bleach]

Taking a break from my hyperfixation to say, I FUCKING HATE THIS CANDY Its not bad, but its not good. I bought a bag in high hopes but it just didn't stand out. I tried giving it to my friends, but they didn't want it. Oh well. Now I was gonna end it there. I didn't like it so I won't get it again. but then it started haunting me. when I felt bad and didn't want to do anything I smelt it. When I was relaxing on the weekend, I smelt it. it would follow me around. I would smell it all day. I already didn't like the smell, but it being a consent was so so so much worse. it was a perfume that I couldn't get used to. I lit candles, I borrowed my dads cologne, I got oils, I got one of those wax melters, I once sat there crying in my bath tub taking sniffs of my body soap like that one desperate kid in the school bathroom that just needs to vape then and there no matter what. All this to say. If you see this candy, don't buy it. god, please, don't. I'd rather have to bathe a farm dog with a bleeding, infected, growth on his face. Because I KNOW that smelt better. thats all! :D

[vaspider]

So we've found the one person in the world who does not trigger Fremdschämen in me, and it's this useless sack of unfiltered ass. I could watch CR embarrassing herself all day long.

Fucking shande.

[eatoutofhumanholes]

You know what would be real funny if Seb didn't mean the actual Star Trek. Because there is a German kind of parody it's called Traumschiff Surprise

It's very wild and very German and let's say a product of its time but I think that would be something Seb would know

genuinely obsessed with sebs media consumption habits, we know he likes: band of brothers (from the depths of the old sebsite), channing tatum (also sebsite), monty python, little britain (mentioned multiple times) and new girl (seen through glass quickfire questions), can not tell star trek from star wars (tirendo interview) but likes 'the one with the one with the ears' better, uses his phone to take pictures and look at maps (article on the f1 website i think), listens/listened to the beatles, eros ramazotti, blink-182, donovan's season of the witch, had a solid knowledge of early 2010s one-hit wonders in 2020/2019 (ferrari challenge video, guessing a song [actually titanium by sia] was bulletproof by la roux [since the song snippet contained the word bulletproof]) first album he bought was 12 inches of snow, his favorite films are the shawshank redemption and la vita e bella (during which he cried). he had britney and schumi posters up on his wall. he seems to never have heard shawn mendes and camila cabellos 'senorita' before the ferrari challenge (i envy him for this) but does know relatively small german indie bands (jules ahoi [not that small but like. small enough that you can hang out with and talk to the lead singer after a concert])

[wtfuckevenknows]

German commentators interviewing hockey players in English make me CRINGE