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thenookspace · 1 year ago

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The Jedi high council are all masters in the art of restraint and composure but it gets a little rough when Commander Fox starts mentally throwing it back over the closed casket.

AU in which the chancellor dies in a freak (probably Zillo-beast related) accident. Everyone is attending his funeral and really, the Jedi are trying really hard to mourn but it’s incredibly difficult to when the entirety of the coruscant guard is apparently throwing a mental and spiritual party so loud in the Force Dathomir can feel it.

#Mas Amedda is giving the obituary and every time he says “our departed chancellor” the Guard release a wave of spiritual catharsis #it’s so strong it takes the wrinkles off Yoda’s face #they remix the live broadcast of the funeral to rave music for the Corrie barracks block party #Hound and Grizzer crowdsurf to the edm remix of the official announcement #every force sensitive in the Core is in a strangely good mood for a month #Fox’s batchers aren’t sure if it counts as treason but their vod got a solid five days of sleep and started reacting to emotional stimuli #so they don’t fucking care #every single Jedi present at the funeral is CONFOUNDED but I can’t decide if it leads to them investigating Palpatine or just being #so confuddled that the vode get to/have to do it themselves

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