#Fordon Greeman.....

[glitterwolfvi]

what a silly thing

you won't know what this is for, for a long while

[chaos-and-kromer]

would evil Gordon Freeman be named Fordon Greeman or Nodrog Expensivewoman?

[just-otter-thoughts]

This is the moment Gordon Freeman became Fordon Greeman

We should start saying "this is moment X became Y" (like how people say "this is the moment Walter White became Heisenburg") about any character

[dmdokuro]

nnnnnnno. you get no context.

[nerdneeniya]

Fordon Greeman

[lifetrader]

Hey Fordon Greeman

... [squints] This has Benrey energy.

So I’m going to assume this is one of the Benreys.

So hey there Benrey.

[commiemoth]

fordon greeman

glad gordon freeman is relevant again in these trying times, but won’t anyone think of his poor forgotten brother

[glitterwolfvi]

Fordon Greeman

[fenix-minerva]

1. Gordon Freeman.

2. A tie between the hunter and the gargantua.

3. Nova Prospekt. FUCK!!!

4. How the hell should I know?

5. Sleeping.

6. Antlion.

7. Gordon Freeman

8. It ain’t canon. 😜

9. I’m already a grub (not literally, but still).

10. Xen. Seeing the Earth being utterly raped by the Combine is depressing.

11. Sleeping.

12. Hunter.

13. Drink some water. Being in stasis sure makes you……what was I talking about?

14. Limitless potential.

15. Fordon Greeman

16. Pictures of my ass.

17. The healing water. Looks rather tasty.

18. A copy of Half-Life 2.

19. Something about a casserole. IT WASN’T ME, I SWEAR!

20. Put it on a spit. Add some green sauce to it. Goddamnit, now I’m hungry. 😫

Half Life asks for the hell of it

Would you rather be a scientist, security guard, or HECU marine during the Res Cas?

Which alien do you think is the coolest?

You are forcibly relocated, where are you sent?

Did you drink the water?

What were you doing during the 7 hour war?

Which alien do you want to tame and keep as a pet?

Would you rather be a rebel, spy, civilian, or Combine soldier?

You are one of the child slaves Mitchell (HDtF) saved and then turned into a child soldier, how likely are you to punch this man’s lights out?

If given the opportunity, would you become an Advisor grub?

Between being trapped on Xen or living through the downfall of humanity, which would you prefer?

Where were you when the Citadel fell?

If you could be an alien, which alien would you be?

You’ve just killed an alien god and then the next moment you find yourself in a dystopian train station. What’s the first thing you do?

Why would the G-man put you in stasis?

Who is your favorite Half Life Character?

What would Dr. Breen call you into his office for? (HL1 or HL2)

What on Xen would you spend too much time investigating?

What item from the old world would you preserve to show Alyx?

What would Dr. Magnusson call you into his lab for?

How would you prepare a head crab roast?

Feel free to use these!