#For spanish Quackity and Mariana also makes sense and for english Slime and Foolish

[qtubbo]

You know every language does need a Roier/Tubbo/Baghera/Mike/Jungryeok type, gotta get the energy up there.

[magicalmanhattanproject]

MCC Teams for QSMP Guys

Disclaimer: These aren't official teams or even official predictions or anything. I have no idea if the QSMP guys who aren't in MCC already want to play or even know it exists. I'm just autistic.

RED RABBITS: HBomb94, Philza, Forever, Cellbit

This was the first team that came to me and it all spiraled out of control from here. H is the master of teaching new players, which is good if it's not a whole event of new people (spoiler alert: it is). Philza is also a solid player who knows the Brazilians well enough to teach them how to do MCC and also hold his own just fine. I expect Forever would hold his own just fine. A lot of the games that are hard for newcomers are hard because a lot of MCC guests aren't Minecrafters. I expect Forever to be able to handle himself with an elytra, for example, and H is the SOT king and also a Buildmart enjoyer so he can pick up the slack for the rest. Cellbit may be an unexpected popoff in Parkour Tag with his Esconde-Esconde experience. I'm not sure if he's ever touched an elytra.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Cellbit. He can have red puzzle too though, as a treat. And the rest of the spawn puzzles will actually get solved for once!

ORANGE OCELOTS: Roier, Tubbo, Quackity, Punz

Roier is Good At Minecraft but he's also shy about the fact that he's good at Minecraft and not particularly interested in tryharding. He would most likely be looking for a team that isn't throwing on purpose, but also doesn't mind if he's not doing homework for the video game. Pairing him with known goofball Tubbo and good buddy Quackity makes sense for that. Punz is a very versatile S tier. He's fully capable of being a sweaty little bastard, but he's good at not being toxic about it and especially at not getting toxic towards his teammates. I think he could do well with just hanging out with a couple old friends and making sure a new one has a good time.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Quackity is the best choice as the full bilingual and least likely to survive in the tunnels.

YELLOW YAKS: Shadoune, Etoiles, Aypierre, Baghera

The French Team. Frankly, I think the chance of Etoiles getting into MCC is pretty slim. He is simply too powerful. Scott has talked before about having enough S tiers and needing more mid and lower tier players and Etoiles would Not help with that. Adding Shadoune and Aypierre to that is honestly a bit ridiculous. Baghera is not a nerf to this team either. She doesn't have nearly as much Minecraft experience as the others but she is learning very quickly. I did nearly switch her out to try and balance this obscenely powerful team. Their big weakness though is their MCC inexperience. Shadoune is the only one who has played MCC before and he hasn't even been in a handful of events yet. Late games with high learning curves could seriously hamstring them.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Pierre. I was super super impressed with Pierre's comms with Foolish when they broke into the Federation and I want to see him do comms more.

LIME LLAMAS: Illumina, Spreen, Slimecicle, Mariana

Yeah, okay, this is Pink17 with a twist. This is the only chance we're gonna have to pair Spreen with another S tier though so we gotta take it. To be fair, I don't actually know how good Mariana is at Minecraft. That being said, I do know he's not super comfortable in his English abilities. This is essentially two teams speaking two languages wearing a giant trenchcoat, so I figured it would be best to give them Illumina, king of minding his own business and showing up at the end of the game with half his team's coins.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Slime. The Spanish speakers know more English than the English speakers know Spanish and asking someone to sandkeep in their second language in their first MCC is cruel.

GREEN GECKOS: Jojo, Vegetta, Maximus, OllieGamerz

The Spanish Team. I really tried so hard to pair Vegetta with Foolish, but ultimately I think he would just be most comfortable with people who all speak his own language. This is another scary powerful team, by the way. Jojo and Ollie were half the team that got the first canon team with two new players a win since MCC 6 and Vegetta is widely considered to be a Minecraft god. I'm not sure his skills transfer to MCC, but it can't hurt! Maxo is here instead of Mariana despite being more comfortable with English because I couldn't deprive the people of their Slimeriana crumbs, however he's another one whose MCC skill I'm not sure of. He's known mostly for his RP like Quackity Slime and Wilbur, but he also has an extremely dope Create mod house so he's definitely more cracked at the craft than them.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Ollie. He's trained for it and studied for it before his first MCC and Vegetta and Maximus should both be able to at least survive dungeon conditions.

CYAN COYOTES: Mike, Pac, Fruitberries, Cubfan

Obviously, Tazercraft come as a duo. Do not separate. For them, I wanted people who matched their energy. Specifically, strange, bewildering, and staggeringly competent, while still making the most baffling decisions you've ever seen in your life. Fruitberries was an obvious choice. I think introducing them to Cubfan might be dangerous lest they give each other ideas for projects, but hopefully they'll be too focused on the games for any old projects to come up. I sure hope none of the games resemble any games Tazercraft have previously designed!

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Cubfan. He is like the Only guy in MCC who I trust equally as a runner and a sandkeeper which means that I trust him to sandkeep here.

AQUA AXOLOTLS: PeteZahHutt, Jaiden, Fit, CPK

This is just a pretty regular MCC team. Pete and CPK is a very strong combination and I don't expect Fit to be bad at Minecraft, but given the absolute powerhouses that are the French and Spanish teams, I think this is probably fine.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Fit. Pete has a habit of making risky plays that don't always pay off. I think the scary teacher voice could check that impulse.

BLUE BATS: Badboyhalo, Krtzyy, Smallishbeans, Grian

Here's a PG team for you, king. You've earned it. Yes, Dave can be PG when they need to be. For the record, I'm deeply curious about what Bad puts down on his sign up sheet for his PGness preference. Either way, this is a team of all around strong players without a standout star. We're looking at a repeat of Aqua29 here.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Krtzyy. Everyone on this team can run but Dave enjoys it the least and actually had their first decent time ever playing Sands of Time as a sandkeeper for Aqua29. They've been playing since MCC1 by the way.

PURPLE PANDAS: Scott, Shubble, Foolish, Purpled

This is the part of the teams list when I went "okay I guess I'm making a full ten teams now, so I have to get the guys with standing invitations in". For the record, that's Scott (it's his event), Shubble (she's Scott's bestie), and Wilbur (he was one of the earliest believers). Purpled is here instead of Wilbur because he's Ever So Slightly More Cracked At The Craft, however this team is actually impossible and would never happen in canon. Scott Smajor has made it very clear that he would never put Purpled on the Purple team. Anyway, Foolish is also here!

Sorrel Assigned Sanddaddy: Scott.

PINK PARROTS: FireBreathMan, Felps, AntoineDaniel, Wilbur Soot

Y'all remember everyone wailing and gnashing their teeth about Blue29 because FBM was being unfairly nerfed by being saddled with three "bad" players and it was so incredibly mean to those players he was with and also like they got 6th overall and did Literally Fine? No? Only me carrying that grudge? Anyway, here's a perfectly fair and balanced team that no one would complain about at all. No but for real, this is the team I couldn't switch Antoine and Baghera on because that would break it.

Sorrel Assigned Sandkeeper: Wilbur. Sorry Scott got to the daddy joke first.

[strawberryseamstress]

alright cool. are you ready

welcome to QUESADILLA ISLAND a beautiful tropical paradise that is definitely not a front for anything (if it is, we don’t know what it’s a front for, but look, this place is real sus). after two separate trains crashed onto the island, a wall was constructed separating the two trains worth of people, and everyone immediately decided “actually fuck that” and broke through the wall. once they had done so they were promptly informed that they were not allowed to leave. except for wilbur, who canonically promptly went on tour with lovejoy. i guess that the management, which is sometimes called the Federation, is a big lovejoy fan.

some members of the federation or people who might be aligned with them include an angel and a devil (both played by Rubius, but it’s not clear if they’re the same person or not) and the Census Bureau, which is a weird bear mouse thing with a Glock. So far it has not taken a single census. It is also called Osito Bimbo, which does not translate to Census Bureau even a little bit. there is also a duck that does PSAs.

After everyone had some time figuring shit out and learning about the island, everyone was called to attention for the world’s worst home economics class. You have been randomly assigned a partner and will adopt an egg! Take care of the egg. Do not let it crack. Unlike most home economics eggs, these ones are sentient. Each egg has two lives. They are a dragon’s egg; the dragon will come back, and if its eggs are dead, it will not be very happy about this. All of this makes perfect sense so everyone agrees, despite the fact that the last time the Federation told them to do something, they all collectively broke down a giant wall and got trapped on the island.

actually, maybe that’s why they’re listening this time.

a general breakdown of the other eggs and how they’ve been doing:

Dan and Max: Their egg was named Trump and died of neglect before it could even do anything interesting. Dan and Max have not been seen since.

Jaiden and Roier: Their egg is Bobby. He’s homicidal. They’re very supportive parents.

Vegetta and Foolish: Their egg is Leonardo/a (genderfluid). Recently Foolish accidentally lost Leo’s first life in a tragic whaling accident. He still has not told Vegetta. 

Ramon. I’m gonna be honest. I have completely forgotten who Ramon’s parents are. I think Spreen is one of them. Ramon is on one life but doesn’t really engage with lore. OH! FitMC is the other. Ramon still doesn’t do much.

Philza and Missa: Death Duo, their egg is Chayanne. Chayanne’s hero is Technoblade. Phil tells him stories about Techno. Chayanne recently put up a sign reading, in spanish, “This house is protected by God and a 9mm Glock”. I think that explains just about everything you need to know about Chayanne’s personality.

BadBoyHalo is a single parent! His partner probably should have been Luzu, judging by how they matched up English and Spanish speakers, but technically Luzu pulled Quackity’s ticket. His egg is Dapper. Dapper has excellent comedic timing with his signs and is very funny.

Quackity was the other single parent at the start; his egg was Tilin, and they were engaged in an elaborate wounded-gazelle scam to try to steal people’s stuff. Unfortunately Tilin perished in a tragic babysitting misclick when Slime killed him. Quackity is behaving very normally about this, and is totally well adjusted.

Luzu: Luzu does not have an egg. Luzu DOES have an alternate personality named Arin who shows up when Luzu is asleep. Arin is from another dimension. “They” do not want Arin to be here. Sometimes a code monster attacks Arin. We’ll get back to that shortly.

and now, the people you expressed interest in.

Slime is paired with ElMariana and their egg was Juanaflippa. She died tragically due to a misclick when Mariana broke the bed. There was a custody trial (Slime tried to hire everyone on the server independently to be his lawyer, which they only realized when all five lawyers arrived on the stand) that somehow ended with them getting back together again for the sake of their daughter and also to have sex. Boundaries don’t exist on this server, shipping is allowed. And then Juanaflippa died, again, because Mariana misclicked (this time while trying to revive her from being downed). Slime took this very normally. There was a funeral for Juana, Tilin, and Trump, and he and Mariana got to see Juana again one more time. She told them heaven was beautiful and thank you for everything, which was very sweet since her previous last words to Charlie had been that she hated him for killing her best friend Tilin.

Wilbur showed up two weeks late, because he went on tour and then for some reason came back to the island no one else is allowed to leave. He was not informed of the dragon or why we had eggs, just that we did. He didn’t want an egg. And then he and FitMC went to check out the adoption center and found Another Egg in the ceiling. Her name is Tallulah. She looks like Wilbur and was made to be loved by him. This is not suspicious at all. Tallulah is definitely for real and sure a normal egg. She’s very sweet though and we all love her to pieces, especially Wilbur, who immediately started doting on her. Chayanne and Philza babysit a lot, and Chayanne is VERY protective of Tallulah. The sign about the glock is in her garden.

Meanwhile, Slime and Quackity continued to take the death of their eggs in a very normal manner and hatched a scheme that Slime thought was roleplaying to deal with grief and Quackity thought was a plot to rob people’s houses again. Slime is now disguised about half the time as Gegg. Gegg does not really look like the other eggs. Quackity and Slime are trying to use the fact that Tallulah showed up late to justify why Quackity suddenly has another egg. Several people have caught onto this. Roier knows because he’s Q’s therapist, and Slime told him during a therapy session about the plan. It’s unclear who is using who in this situation, honestly. Roier then arranged a sting operation at a strip club, which Quackity attended, presumably because he’s a teacher and teachers don’t get paid well. Now Quackity is on trial soon for saying he wanted to murder all the eggs, which he probably doesn’t actually want to do but honestly he keeps going back and forth on it.

Generally, all the eggs are in constant danger. The island gets more and more dangerous, and the daily tasks get more and more deadly. Also the same code monster that’s trying to kill Arin actively tries to target the eggs if it sees them. Phil and Bad have come to the same conclusion here; the island does not want their eggs to live. (This culminated in a tragic nightmare where Chayanne and Tallulah both died to an invisible boss monster. This was rolled back because it was wildly unfair, but Phil’s reaction was genuinely heartbreaking.)

Further proof of that; everyone saw a video, much like the one introducing the eggs, which informed them that they had six days, and then their children were going to die.

☆.｡.:*　And that’s what you missed on the QSMP! .｡.:*☆

Is there anyway someone could do me a massive favour and give me a general breakdown of the lore on the QSMP? Cause I'm tryna catch up by watch vods so that I can catch the streams and know what's going on, but that takes forever and there's still streams happening while I'm catching up that I don't wanna miss. So I would be so fucking grateful if someone just explained to me what generally has happened(probably leaning more towards Wilbur and Slimesicles perspectives cause those are the streams I'll probably be watching,)