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short-stories-by-ezra · 28 days ago
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Strain Your Pasta, Not Your Voice: The Funniest Life Advice You’ll Hear Today
Ah, the humble kitchen strainer. You may know it as that metal bowl with holes your grandma used to wash lettuce or drain spaghetti. But today, dear reader, it transcends its culinary duties to teach us a far deeper truth: Life is a lot like yelling into a strainer—loud, messy, and ultimately pointless. Look at this bad boy. It’s got holes. Holes everywhere. More holes than a conspiracy theory…
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lyonsbarry · 8 months ago
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A Whimsical Yet Wise Guide to Body Fat and Food
A Whimsical Yet Wise Guide to Body Fat and Food
The Art of Adiposity: A Whimsical Yet Wise Guide to Body Fat and Food Embark on a whimsical yet wise journey through the undulating landscape of adipose tissue, where we shall explore the enigmatic world of body fat and its intricate dance with our dietary habits. This is not merely a tale of calories and consumption but a saga of sustenance and the silent whispers of our waistlines. The Enigma…
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punnpeak · 8 months ago
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Why was the garlic so popular at the vampire party?
Because it was a real party stinker!
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