#Fitbits

[cas-backwards-tie]

me: reading semi-spicy thoughts 😏🔥📖😯❤️

my garmin heart monitor: 🫀📈 ‘calm down, try breathing, meditate’ 🧘‍♀️

me: 👀😯😫😭🙈 ‘whoops’

[brunoagogo]

Was doing my workout and then @ThePigFeeder (Twitter) helped me measure my gains 💪🏼 full experience in my links

[thebramblewood]

Helena is growing more comfortable in her vampire skin... and also with letting Lilith worm her way in.

Special cameos by @simsdaughters' Maxima and @living-undead's Ulric! Listen, they may be plotting together to destroy every other vampire in sight but only so they can then get busy destroying each other.

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Lilith: One glass of Chateau Castellano’s finest to kick-start the night.

Helena: [giggles] Maybe even two?

Lilith: Atta girl.

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Helena: Your form is terrible! You’d think after more than a century you’d have a stronger core. See? Drusilla knows what she’s doing. We’ve got to get you in shape before you end up like those crusty old Nobles.

Caleb: [defensively] I’m in shape. I just prefer to build different muscles.

Ah, yes. This is much more peace-

[whoooooosh]

Caleb: Lilith, what the hell?

Lilith: Enough of the boring stuff. Let’s go for a run. [judgmental glare] And lose that bulky sweater, Helena. You’ll be more aerodynamic without it.

Helena: Does that really matter with, you know, whatever the technical term is for super vampire speed?

Lilith: Take it off!

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Lilith: Think you can beat me tonight?

Helena: I have to eventually, right?

Lilith: That’s cute. Your times have been improving, but you’ve still got a long way to go. 

On your mark, get set-

Helena: Hey, stop doing that!

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Helena: Admit it. You might have won, but I gave you a run for your money.

Lilith: Mm, it could’ve been a fluke. [coyly] I guess we’ll just have to go again, won’t we?

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Lilith: Ugh. I blinked, and suddenly this place is family friendly.

Helena: Should we be worried? They seem... angry.

Lilith: [rolls eyes] Worried? About these pipsqueaks?

Helena: I mean, it stands to reason they’re more powerful than they look, right?

Lilith: Even if that’s true, they’d come for Straud first — and, frankly, I hope they do.

[4lilitaly]

Luigi and his fitbit will be the death of me

[raenegade-accio]

May I offer you a Mooncalf in these trying times?

[oifaaa]

good news gang I figured out why I'm randomly feeling sad today

[lacroixupdates]

#i’m still waiting on fanart of lawrence in one of those Virginity Rocks sweatshirts

what the hell. sure. cardinal lawrence’s day off

[dec4yingdogteeth]

Baja blast. Drawing.Empty stomach. Fluffy unicorn hoodie on. Feel slightly better. AND IM DOING LAUNDRY SO DONT JUDGE MY IMMACULATE AND ALPHA MALE CLOTHING CHOICES

[3liza]

"tbsp" was already bad. are we really doing "tblsp" now or is the Fitbit app just out of its mind

[isbergillustration]

Having a bad day. Might blow up a corp about it.

[sunnydaze081]

LOOK ALIVE SUNSHINE 109 IN THE SKY BUT THE PIGS WONT QUIT, YOU'RE HERE WITH ME DR DEATH DEFYING ILL BE UR SURGON YOUR PROCTOR YOUR HELICOPTER PUMPING OUT THE SLAUGHTERMATIC SOUNDS TO KEEP YOU LIVE SYSTEM FAILURE FOR THE MASSES EMPTY MATTER FOR THE MASTER PLAN LOUDER THAN GOD’S REVOLVER AND TWICE AS SHINY THIS ONES FOR ALL YOU ROCK N ROLLERS ALL YOU CRASH QUEENS AND MOTOR BABIES LISTEN UP THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY ITS TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE Nananananannanqnnannanananananananana

[quaranmine]

fitbit is CRAZY i literally havent worn my watch in like 4 months since i replaced it with a garmin one but i just got an app notification congratulating me for hitting my step goal today? and when i went in the app it had all my steps and the miles i walked for the past few months? and the miles i logged me walking today roughly matched what the garmin watch said?

HOW IS IT DOING THIS.....WHY IS IT STILL TRACKING ME FOUR MONTHS AFTER I TOOK THE WATCH OFF.....

it's definitely connected to my phone somehow and using data from when i am carrying my phone, but i find it really creepy that it has been able to track me like this even though the watch battery has long died and i haven't worn it since november.

[4lilitaly]

Finding out he didn’t have his security blanket Fitbit with him just a black Casio watch

[2129888]

i wont let nail polish abe die

[delprimavera]

Modern AU where steve has been having nightmares for years and eventually gets a fitbit so he can track his sleep / see his sleep score to feel as if he has some control of the situation.

Anyway eddie starts staying the night and steve feels like he's getting the best sleep he has in years. He looks at his heart rate overnight and he sees that its the lowest its been since he starting tracking it, and that having eddie in his arms makes him feel like he can finally relax.

[melancholia-ennui]

As someone who studied both philosophy and linguistics, "is an X a Y" conversations are always infinitely entertaining because on the one hand, no, a Fitbit is not a video game exactly because it isn't included in the set of objects referred to when most people use the word "video game" – it falls just enough outside the fuzzy boundaries of that set, just far enough beyond the conceptual boundaries of the term's prototypes, that for the majority of speakers the sentence "a Fitbit is a video game" would be assigned False rather than True at evaluation in the actual world...

But on the other hand it is soooo funny watching people sweat as they realise there is no analysis of "video game" into necessary and sufficient conditions that would include everything they consider a video game and not include the Fitbit. Or that would stop a taco being a sandwich without excluding other sandwiches. Or whatever.

Point being: we know analysis into necessary and sufficient conditions does not work for natural language but it is so funny to try anyway

Even funnier if you can commit to an analysis with unintuitive implications. No dopamine rush quite like insisting Fitbit is a video game with a perfectly straight face as your friends get more and more worked up because They Can't Prove It's Not