#Finn's spiritual successor as far as loser chembarons go
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nefelibatat · 18 days ago
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I like the lowkey running gag of people using Smeech's words against him.
Smeech: “You don't do much of anything anymore, do you, magpie? Bird without a wing's just a funny-looking rat.”
Sevika: “Tell me, who's a funny-looking rat now?”
Smeech: “Think on it. But I promise, it's the last offer you're gonna get.”
Smeech: “Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait! There's a deal to be struck here!” Sevika: “You forget, Smeech? You already made your last offer.”
Smeech: “But don't think I won't skewer out those peepers. Drawback of you long-range types. Me? I'm the kinda guy who likes to get in close.”
Jinx: “It's always me. Whether I'm pulling the pin or not, everyone who gets close to me dies. Wanna know the real kicker? You're the kinda guy who likes to get. in. close.”
It's like he's trying so hard to be cool and witty but he can't say anything without it getting thrown back in his face.
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