#Fence Painting in Allen

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What’s the Best Time of Year to Paint Your Fence in Allen?

When it comes to home improvement projects, painting your fence might not seem like the most critical task. However, a well-painted fence can significantly enhance the curb appeal of your home, protect the wood from the elements, and increase the overall value of your property. If you live in Allen, Texas, you might be wondering when the best time of year is to tackle this project. This article will guide you through the ideal timing for fence painting in Allen, taking into consideration the local climate, weather patterns, and other factors that can influence the outcome of your project.

Understanding Allen's Climate Allen, Texas, is located in the northern part of the state and experiences a humid subtropical climate. This means that the area has hot summers, mild winters, and moderate to high humidity levels throughout the year. Understanding the climate is crucial when planning your fence painting project because weather conditions can significantly affect the durability and appearance of the paint.

Summer: Summers in Allen are typically hot, with temperatures often reaching the upper 90s or even exceeding 100°F. The high heat can cause paint to dry too quickly, leading to a less smooth finish and potential cracking or peeling over time. Additionally, the intense sun can cause the paint to fade faster. The combination of heat and humidity can also make the painting process uncomfortable and exhausting.

Winter: Winters in Allen are relatively mild, with average temperatures ranging from the mid-30s to the mid-50s°F. While the colder temperatures are more comfortable for working outdoors, the cooler weather can slow down the paint drying process. Additionally, there is a higher chance of rain and even occasional frost, which can disrupt the painting process and affect the final result.

Spring: Spring in Allen is characterized by mild temperatures, typically ranging from the mid-50s to the mid-70s°F. However, spring is also the rainy season, which can make it challenging to find a stretch of dry weather suitable for painting. Rain can wash away fresh paint or cause uneven drying, leading to an uneven finish.

Fall: Fall is often considered the best time for fence painting in Allen. Temperatures during the fall months are typically cooler, ranging from the mid-60s to the low 80s°F, which is ideal for painting. The humidity levels are generally lower than in the summer, and there is less chance of rain compared to the spring. Fall weather allows the paint to dry at a steady rate, leading to a more durable and even finish.

Factors to Consider When Planning Your Fence Painting When deciding on the best time to paint your fence in Allen, it's essential to consider several factors beyond just the temperature and weather conditions. Here are some key points to keep in mind:

Wood Condition: The condition of your fence wood is a critical factor in determining when to paint. If the wood is new, it's best to wait at least a few months before painting to allow it to dry and weather properly. On the other hand, if the wood is older and showing signs of wear, it might be best to paint it as soon as possible to prevent further damage.

Moisture Levels: Moisture is the enemy of paint. If the wood is damp, the paint will not adhere properly, leading to peeling and blistering. It's crucial to ensure that the wood is completely dry before painting. In Allen, the humidity levels can vary, so it's important to check the weather forecast and choose a dry day for your project.

Time of Day: The time of day you choose to paint can also impact the final result. It's best to avoid painting during the hottest part of the day, as the intense heat can cause the paint to dry too quickly. Early morning or late afternoon is usually the best time to paint, as the temperatures are cooler and the sun is less intense.

Wind: Windy conditions can make painting challenging, especially if you're using a sprayer. Wind can cause the paint to drift, leading to uneven coverage and potential overspray on nearby surfaces. If possible, choose a calm day to ensure a smooth and even application.

Preparing Your Fence for Painting Proper preparation is key to a successful fence painting project. Before you start painting, follow these steps to ensure the best possible results:

Cleaning: Start by thoroughly cleaning the fence to remove dirt, debris, and mildew. You can use a pressure washer for a deep clean, but be careful not to damage the wood. Allow the fence to dry completely before proceeding.

Sanding: Sanding the fence helps to smooth out rough areas and remove any old, peeling paint. Use medium-grit sandpaper and sand in the direction of the wood grain. After sanding, wipe the fence down with a damp cloth to remove any dust.

Repairing: Inspect the fence for any damage, such as loose or broken boards, and make necessary repairs before painting. This is also a good time to check for any rusted nails or screws and replace them if needed.

Priming: Applying a primer is essential, especially if the wood is bare or the previous paint job was uneven. Primer helps the paint adhere better to the wood and provides a uniform base for the color coat. Choose a primer that is compatible with the type of paint you plan to use.

Choosing the Right Paint for Your Fence Selecting the right type of paint is crucial for achieving a long-lasting and attractive finish. Here are some tips for choosing the best paint for your fence:

Type of Paint: For outdoor wood surfaces like fences, acrylic latex paint is generally the best choice. It offers excellent durability, flexibility, and resistance to weathering. Oil-based paints are also an option, but they tend to be more challenging to work with and take longer to dry.

Color: The color of your fence can impact the overall look of your property. Lighter colors can make your yard appear larger and more open, while darker colors can create a more intimate and cozy atmosphere. Consider the style of your home and the surrounding landscape when choosing a color.

Finish: The finish of the paint is another important consideration. A satin or semi-gloss finish is typically recommended for fences, as it provides a good balance between durability and aesthetic appeal. High-gloss finishes can be too shiny and highlight imperfections, while flat finishes may not provide enough protection.

Conclusion When it comes to fence painting in Allen, the timing of your project can make a significant difference in the quality and longevity of the finish. Fall is generally the best time of year to paint your fence in Allen, thanks to the cooler temperatures, lower humidity levels, and reduced chance of rain. However, it's essential to consider factors such as the condition of the wood, moisture levels, and proper preparation to ensure a successful outcome.

By following the guidelines outlined in this article, you can achieve a beautiful, durable finish that will enhance the appearance of your property and protect your fence for years to come. Whether you're looking to refresh the look of your existing fence or preparing to paint a new one, choosing the right time and approach will make all the difference.

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

"So uh... like your name is also Charlie, kinda cool kinda cool... aren't you already smiling man? Why was I sent out to meet ya?"

"I'm smiling but that's just because my mouth is painted into one, anyway gimmie your hat."

"You want my hat? really dude?? Why?"

"I wanna eat it, that will make me smile."

"I mean, bit of a fucking weird request but like kinda my job I guess? So okay uh..."

Charlie hands the other Charlie his hat before rubbing the back of his head awkwardly.

"Sure feels weird doing this without Pim, Glep or Allen hmm..."

The much taller and much more cursed charlie, somehow put the other Charlie's hat into his mouth and shred it like a paper shredder, then made a ding noise.

"Thanks for that! Uh made me smile! So mission accomplished."

Charlie just looked at the cryptid in awe before gently chuckling.

"Okay you know, I was on the fence about you dude but that was pretty fucking tight, your alright weird phone man!"

"Oh! thank you, your welcome to my pizzaria anytime, here for your troubles."

He pulled out a coupon for a 10$ coupon.

"You can redeem this for 5$ off a pizza, and 5$ worth of tokens, dosen't expire either."

Charlie pocketed the coupon and nodded.

"Sick thanks, if I ever take a trip to Canada, I'll be sure todo that, absolutely 100%"

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Week Nine First Film Essay - Pleasantville

By Nathan Gruber

Pleasantville (1998) is a film about two siblings, who get transported to another world that resembles a community from a 1950s sitcom. Once there, the siblings bring their knowledge of their home world to this sitcom world. As they do so, the people in the sitcom world begin to change as they learn about the outside world. When this happens, the people change from black and white to color. However, the people do not change at the same time because each person is on their own path to self discovery and enrichment. Usually, this takes a person to develop an interest or hobby such as painting, but in some cases it takes behavioral changes such as confidence or truthfulness to reach full color. Just as long as that person finds themselves is when they will turn to color.

With that in mind, it is clear that the film seems rather unconventional. However, the fact that it had a cast of widely known stars such as Jeff Daniels and Don Knotts. As well as rising stars such as Tobey Maguire and Reese Witherspoon. Surprisingly, this film was not the only film to make characters learn about themselves and their world. The Truman Show came out the same year as Pleasantville and follows a man discovering that his world is a lie as it is actually a reality show. With these films following similar plots, it could be said that both films are conventional. Even though both films are offbeat, both used effects that made the stories convincing, and both had some well known names in the cast. The films were marketed differently, made a different amount of money, and had different runtimes in the theaters. Pleasantville was only in theaters for a few weeks instead of The Truman Show’s months in theater. However, Pleasantville did make money for that short time and was well received. Robert Ebert is a great example of how the film was received as “one of the year's best and most original films.” With this information, we can conclude that Pleasantville was simply an artistic, conventional film that wasn’t successful at the box office.

Pleasantville’s cultural story aimed not to alienate people, but rather to teach people how emotion and change can have a major impact on a town. Although it is extreme in demonstrating this with its rather obvious basis being the 1960s cultural shift, it demonstrates its point quite beautifully with its use of color. Color is a major component to the film’s story as the change from black and white to color is what makes the community’s leaders panic. This use of color is artistically done in a way that contributes to the story. Not only that, but the way color is used is quite technologically genius because, as seen in the clip below, David (Tobey Maguire) is putting black and white make-up on, now colored, Betty (Joan Allen). This is one of the most impactful scenes because of the use of color. It makes one look at themselves when they go out in public because these days are a time of reflection as social media pushes us to make ourselves look as beautiful as possible. As Reese Witherspoon states in her interview about the film above, “white middle class, suburban America which was portrayed as perfect families; two kids, two parents, one dog, nice house, picket fence.” This wasn’t accurate to the real 1950s as there were a lot of issues between civil rights and segregation. In the film, to avoid excluding groups of people, color was used to show the characters becoming human. Meaning that it is okay to make mistakes, learn, and grow to be better people rather than already being perfect. 

There have been very interesting arguments pushed forward about the film from how the film shows us that a shift in the dominant part of society needs to happen to how the film relates to religious text. “Fear as Desire: Pleasantville Film Analysis” on Medium shows how the film is an example that “individuals that are discriminated against are seen as monsters for disrupting the dominant’s preset social categories.” Meanwhile, the book, Mediating Religion’s chapter named “Paradise Lost, or Paradise Learned?: Sin and Salvation in Pleasantville” discusses how the film has religious subtext that resembles the most famous part of The Bible, the Fall with the council member’s view being that their town is falling apart from the cultural change. The article states that the film’s “(at times) overt religious connotations (indeed, this may actually have deterred many people from seeing it)” (Deacy, 201). The film’s plot doesn’t seem to be completely religious as the daughter introduces sex into the sitcom world as her first move. Then, as Robert Ebert's review explains, she “shares information about masturbation with her mother.” This action is clearly not supported by any Biblical text, so the film isn’t as religious as described. However, in the scene below, David (Tobey Maguire) fully becomes heroic and helps his sitcom world mother, Betty (Joan Allen), out of a verbally abusive, targeted attack on her for the fact that she is embracing her colored look. Although not overt, this scene is a great example of one of those biblical messages in the film because the Bible encourages heroism and the fact that this behavior is what made David turn to color.

During the time the film came out, The Truman Show was out and Bill Clinton was in the process of being impeached for lying about his affair with a White House intern. These events show that there was a culture for finding the truth with The Truman Show being about finding the truth and Bill Clinton’s case being the process for finding the truth. As History.com states “the Starr Report outlined a case for impeaching Clinton on 11 grounds, including perjury, obstruction of justice, witness-tampering, and abuse of power.” This showcases what happens when a president “publicly denied the allegations, saying, ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.’” Years after Pleasantville premiered, another film set out to change film technology forever. Avatar premiered in 2009, but took about a decade to make because of the ambitious use of technology. Similar to Pleasantville, Avatar changed the film industry because of its use of technology. Both films tell great, timeless stories that have required innovations in technology just to make them. For this fact, these films will never be forgotten and will stand as a testament of storytelling innovation.

[indyflanery]

Written Aesthetics / Types of People as Tim Burton Films

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Beetlejuice: 🪲📓👻

Obsessed with the occult and the afterlife, Air Sign Vibes, “I, myself, am strange and unusual”, loves The Addams Family, blunt bangs, gothic throw pillows, reads Edgar Allen Poe, morbid sense of humour, Poison by Dior, rescues spiders, wears funky hats and hair accessories, old wooden bannisters, collects strange things they find in thrift shops, probably makes sculptures or models.

Batman: 🦇🌃🚨

Reads/watches true crime, city lights reflected in puddles, good at keeping secrets, listens to Lana Del Rey, knows about all the secret raves and underground clubs, running across intersections in heels, Great Gatsby quotes, smashing champagne glasses, neon signs, jewellery is the way to their heart, police chases, holds grudges, charming, owns at least one item of leather clothing.

Edward Scissorhands: ✂️🌳🏘

Perfectly manicured gardens, can’t decide on a hairstyle (or an aesthetic for that matter), hopeless romantic, hardcore crushes on emo boys, writes poetry, gothic architecture, white roses, probably grew up in a small town, believes opposites attract, cautiously optimistic, the first snowfall of the year, yearns for the extraordinary, daydreaming, wants to stand out but also wants to belong.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: 💀🎄🌌

Likes Christmas but LOVES Halloween, unconventional pumpkin carvings, mood lighting, spiderwebs on wrought iron fences, knows how to sew, collects Halloween masks, has tattoos and piercings, injury prone, cemeteries at night, owns way too many candles, herbal tea, full moons, secretly a romantic, loves snow globes, winding tree branches, pining love ballads, black nail polish.

Corpse Bride: 🧟‍♀️🦋👰🏻‍♀️

Listens to classical music, skin is always cold, petals falling off dead flowers, clings to the past, trusts the wrong people, corsets, lanterns, someone brushing your hair for you, sad eyes, blue butterflies, believes in soulmates, self sacrificing, midnight walks, long dresses/skirts, blue veins, cobblestone paths, bruises/scars easily, earthy perfumes, “if you love something, set it free”.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 🍫❄️🏭

Sweet tooth, can’t dance but does it anyway, purple velvet, watches slime videos, flamboyant sunglasses, heavily saturated landscapes, daddy issues, has no volume control, low key terrified of children, rolls their eyes a lot, eccentric, collects strange objects, has a unique laugh, expensive boots, avoids answering questions, fireworks, childhood flashbacks, the smell of burning sugarcane.

Sweeney Todd: 🪒🥩🩸

Has a nice singing voice, high functioning crazy, wears lace clothing, cool toned scenery, mysterious vibes, enjoys the doomed lovers trope, intrusive thoughts, stressed and depressed but well dressed, carnivore, bites their fingernails, can bake a mean meat pie, old horror movies, the little devil that sits on peoples’ shoulder, long skirts dragging along the floor, makes direct eye contact.

Alice In Wonderland: 🐇🕰🍄

Stoner, drinks out of irregular sized cups, patterned tights, cat person, rambles about philosophical topics, adventurous, talks to plants and animals, old garden furniture, vertigo, always losing their keys, lucid dreams, optical illusions, rebellious, can be stubborn sometimes, has strange celebrity crushes, probably vapes, bumps into furniture, abstract paintings, listens to pop punk music.

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Wilson Home Improvement Costume

Wilson Home Improvement costume that will take you back to the days of tool time and comedic mishaps. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the show or just looking for a fun and recognizable costume idea.

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Channel your inner Tim “The Toolman” Taylor with this iconic ensemble. Let’s dive into how you can recreate this beloved character’s look and bring some DIY charm to your next costume party!

The popularity of the show

“Home Improvement” was a beloved sitcom that aired from 1991 to 1999, capturing the hearts of viewers with its humor and relatable family dynamics. The show’s popularity stemmed from its engaging storylines, witty dialogue, and lovable characters who resonated with audiences of all ages. Tim Allen’s portrayal of the bumbling yet endearing character Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor struck a chord with viewers, making him a household name.

With its mix of comedy and heartfelt moments, “Home Improvement” became a staple in many households’ TV lineups during its run. The dynamic between Tim Taylor and his wise neighbor Wilson added depth to the show, creating memorable scenes filled with laughter and life lessons.

Even years after its final episode aired, “Home Improvement” continues to have a dedicated fan base who fondly remembers the antics of the Taylor family. Its enduring popularity is a testament to the timeless appeal of quality storytelling and genuine performances that leave a lasting impact on audiences.

The iconic character of Tim

Tim Taylor, the lovable and sometimes clueless character from the hit show Home Improvement, has become an iconic figure in pop culture. Played by the talented Tim Allen, Tim’s larger-than-life personality and hilarious antics have endeared him to audiences worldwide.

From his signature grunts to his DIY disasters, Tim’s unique blend of humor and heartwarming moments made him a standout character on the small screen.

Whether he was trying to fix things around the house or getting into mischief with his trusty sidekick Al Borland, Tim always kept viewers entertained with his comedic timing and charm.

With his plaid shirts, tool belt slung low on his hips, and classic catchphrases like “More power!” and “I don’t think so, Tim,” it’s easy to see why fans still love dressing up as this unforgettable character for Halloween or themed parties.

So grab your flannel shirt, practice your best grunt impression, and get ready to embody the spirit of Tim Taylor with your own Wilson Home Improvement costume!

Creating your own Wilson Home Improvement costume

Why not consider creating your very own Wilson Home Improvement costume! This iconic character, known for his wise advice and hidden face, is a unique and fun choice for any Halloween or themed event.

To bring this character to life, start by finding a plaid shirt – preferably in earthy tones like brown or green. Pair it with some khaki pants and sturdy boots for that rugged DIY look. Don’t forget Wilson’s signature fishing hat and dark sunglasses to add mystery to your ensemble.

For an extra touch, carry around a fence prop or create one using cardboard and paint. And if you’re feeling adventurous, try practicing some of Wilson’s famous phrases to really get into character. With a little creativity and attention to detail, you’ll be sure to impress everyone with your Wilson Home Improvement costume!

[chrissycogan]

Bathroom remodeling contractor | Summit Home Solutions, LLC

Business Address: 408 Ola Ln Allen, TX 75013

Contact Number: (469) 880-1867

Business Description: At Summit Home Solutions, LLC, we specialize in providing top-notch Painting Services. Our dedicated team offers a comprehensive range of Remodeling Services in Allen TX, ensuring your home reflects your style and personality. From drywall installation to fence painting, our expertise extends to every corner of your property. We cater to both residential and commercial clients, offering office and ceiling painting services tailored to your needs. With meticulous attention to detail and a commitment to quality craftsmanship, we transform spaces into vibrant reflections of your vision. Additionally, we excel in bathroom remodeling, enhancing the comfort and aesthetics of your home. Trust us, for all your painting and renovation needs, and experience the difference our professional services can make.

[manwalksintobar]

Don’t Grow Old  // Allen Ginsberg

Near the scrap yard my Father'll be Buried

Near the Newark Airport my father'll be

Under a Winston Cigarette sign buried

On Exit 14 Turnpike NJ South

Through the tollgate Service Road 1 my father buried

Past Merchants Refrigerating concrete on the cattailed marshes

past the Budweiser Anheuser-Busch brick brewery

in the B'Nai Israel Cemetery behind a green painted iron fence

where there used to be a paint factory and farms

where Pennick makes chemicals now

under the Penn Central power Station

transformer wires, at the borderline

between Elizabeth and Newark, next to Aunt Rose

Gaidemack, near Uncle Harry Meltzer

one grave over from Abe's wife Anna my father'll be buried.

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DAY2 | WINN Companies | Baha

Today, Catherine and I joined WinnCompanys’ Braintree office. Martin, the developer, hosted us patiently during his busy Tuesday schedule filled with consecutive team meetings. The first meeting we attended was focused on the Swampscott project and permits. We attended the meeting with architects, project managers, developers, and the analytics and finance departments. We discussed financial models, tasks, and due dates before we jumped into an extension of this meeting with an MBTA coordinator. 

The second meeting was mostly focused on the permits and the required/necessary documents that need to be exchanged with MBTA. The MBTA is involved in the Swampsccott project because there is a commuter railway fence ten feet away from the site. In case of any possible accidents, emergencies, or discoveries at the site, the MBTA requires extra documentation.

The third meeting was about unit specifications of the new construction and a building in Rehab. We discussed price and category adjustments, materials, bathroom, kitchen, paints, doors, and etc. 

The last zoom meeting we attended was with David, the director of analytics and finance. He shared his insightful perspectives on financial modeling, as well as how he approaches his precise calculations and finalizing his presentations. He showed us different projects and we discussed his thinking process as well as how to become more accurate with calculations and currently valuing project components and other details.

Among the projects that David shared with us, I enjoyed the Wells school project in Southbridge, MA. The greater than 100-year-old historic school building was transformed into a residency with 62 apartments for seniors aged 55 and older. The renovations for the building cost $25.7 million dollars. They offer 1- and 2-bedroom apartments, a fitness center, a crafting room, a theatre room, and a lounge room plus an outdoor patio seating. This is my favorite design and development project at WinnCompanies so far. 

Overall, today was another productive day that ended with a spooky site visit to an abandoned building in Braintree, MA with Matthew from AXIOM environmental engineers. The building was Braintree Electric Light Department (BELD) at 44 Allen Street.

P.S. Thank you to Maria Sardinas for visiting us at the Braintree office in the morning!

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Week Nine Revised First Film Essay - Pleasantville

By Nathan Gruber

What is the point of the film Pleasantville? Pleasantville (1998) is a film about two siblings, who get transported to another world that resembles a community from a 1950s sitcom. Once there, the siblings bring their knowledge of their home world to this sitcom world. As they do so, the people in the sitcom world begin to change as they learn about the outside world. When this happens, the people change from black/white to color. However, the people do not change at the same time because each person is on their own path to self discovery and enrichment. Usually, this takes a person to develop an interest or hobby such as painting, but in some cases it takes behavioral changes such as confidence or truthfulness to reach full color. Just as long as that person finds themselves is when they will turn to color. This review will take a look at the film and take a dive into historic events, arguments, reviews, and how it compares to other films. 

With the story in the film in mind, it is clear that the film seems rather unconventional. However, the fact that it had a cast of widely known stars such as Jeff Daniels and Don Knotts. As well as rising stars such as Tobey Maguire and Reese Witherspoon. Surprisingly, this film was not the only film to make characters learn about themselves and their world. The Truman Show came out the same year as Pleasantville and follows a man discovering that his world is a lie as it is actually a reality show. With these films following similar plots, it could be said that both films are conventional. Even though both films are offbeat, both used effects that made the stories convincing, and both had some well known names in the cast. The films were marketed differently, made a different amount of money, and had different runtimes in the theaters. Pleasantville was only in theaters for a few weeks instead of The Truman Show’s months in theater. However, Pleasantville did make money for that short time and was well received. Robert Ebert is a great example of how the film was received as “one of the year's best and most original films.” With this information, we can conclude that Pleasantville was simply an artistic, conventional film that wasn’t successful at the box office.

Pleasantville’s story aimed not to alienate people, but rather to teach people how emotion and change can have a major impact on a town. Although it is extreme in demonstrating this with its rather obvious basis being the 1960s cultural shift, it demonstrates its point quite beautifully with its use of color. Color is a major component to the film’s story as the change from black and white to color is what makes the community’s leaders panic. This use of color is artistically done in a way that contributes to the story. Not only that, but the way color is used is quite technologically genius because, as seen in the clip below, David (Tobey Maguire) is putting black and white make-up on, now colored, Betty (Joan Allen). This is one of the most impactful scenes because of the use of color. It makes one look at themselves when they go out in public because these days are a time of reflection as social media pushes us to make ourselves look as beautiful as possible. As Reese Witherspoon states in her interview about the film above, “white middle class, suburban America which was portrayed as perfect families; two kids, two parents, one dog, nice house, picket fence.” This wasn’t accurate to the real 1950s as there were a lot of issues between civil rights and segregation. In the film, to avoid excluding groups of people, color was used to show the characters becoming human. Meaning that it is okay to make mistakes, learn, and grow to be better people rather than already being perfect. 

There have been very interesting arguments pushed forward about the film from how the film shows us that a shift in the dominant part of society needs to happen to how the film relates to religious text. “Fear as Desire: Pleasantville Film Analysis” on Medium shows how the film is an example that “individuals that are discriminated against are seen as monsters for disrupting the dominant’s preset social categories.” Meanwhile, the book, Mediating Religion’s chapter named “Paradise Lost, or Paradise Learned?: Sin and Salvation in Pleasantville” discusses how the film has religious subtext that resembles the most famous part of The Bible, the Fall with the council member’s view being that their town is falling apart from the cultural change. The article states that the film’s “(at times) overt religious connotations (indeed, this may actually have deterred many people from seeing it)” (Deacy, 201). The film’s plot doesn’t seem to be completely religious as the daughter introduces sex into the sitcom world as her first move. Then, as Robert Ebert's review explains, she “shares information about masturbation with her mother.” This action is clearly not supported by any Biblical text, so the film isn’t as religious as described. However, in the scene below, David (Tobey Maguire) fully becomes heroic and helps his sitcom world mother, Betty (Joan Allen), out of a verbally abusive, targeted attack on her for the fact that she is embracing her colored look. Although not overt, this scene is a great example of one of those biblical messages in the film because the Bible encourages heroism and the fact that this behavior is what made David turn to color.

During the time the film came out, The Truman Show came out and Bill Clinton was in the process of being impeached. These events show that there was a culture for finding the truth with The Truman Show being about finding the truth and Bill Clinton’s case being the process for finding the truth. As History.com states “the Starr Report outlined a case for impeaching Clinton on 11 grounds, including perjury, obstruction of justice, witness-tampering, and abuse of power.” This showcases what happens when a president “publicly denied the allegations, saying, ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.’” Years after Pleasantville premiered, another film set out to change film technology forever. Avatar premiered in 2009, but took about a decade to make because of the ambitious use of technology. Similar to Pleasantville, Avatar changed the film industry because of its use of technology. Both films tell great, timeless stories that have required great innovations in technology just to make them. For this fact, these films will never be forgotten and will stand as a testament of storytelling and innovation.

[playsthetics]

Written Aesthetics / Types of People as Tim Burton Films

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Beetlejuice: 🪲📓👻

Obsessed with the occult and the afterlife, Air Sign Vibes, “I, myself, am strange and unusual”, loves The Addams Family, blunt bangs, gothic throw pillows, reads Edgar Allen Poe, morbid sense of humour, Poison by Dior, rescues spiders, wears funky hats and hair accessories, old wooden bannisters, collects strange things they find in thrift shops, probably makes sculptures or models.

Batman: 🦇🌃🚨

Reads/watches true crime, city lights reflected in puddles, good at keeping secrets, listens to Lana Del Rey, knows about all the secret raves and underground clubs, running across intersections in heels, Great Gatsby quotes, smashing champagne glasses, neon signs, jewellery is the way to their heart, police chases, holds grudges, charming, owns at least one item of leather clothing.

Edward Scissorhands: ✂️🌳🏘

Perfectly manicured gardens, can’t decide on a hairstyle (or an aesthetic for that matter), hopeless romantic, hardcore crushes on emo boys, writes poetry, gothic architecture, white roses, probably grew up in a small town, believes opposites attract, cautiously optimistic, the first snowfall of the year, yearns for the extraordinary, daydreaming, wants to stand out but also wants to belong.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: 💀🎄🌌

Likes Christmas but LOVES Halloween, unconventional pumpkin carvings, mood lighting, spiderwebs on wrought iron fences, knows how to sew, collects Halloween masks, has tattoos and piercings, injury prone, cemeteries at night, owns way too many candles, herbal tea, full moons, secretly a romantic, loves snow globes, winding tree branches, pining love ballads, black nail polish.

Corpse Bride: 🧟‍♀️🦋👰🏻‍♀️

Listens to classical music, skin is always cold, petals falling off dead flowers, clings to the past, trusts the wrong people, corsets, lanterns, someone brushing your hair for you, sad eyes, blue butterflies, believes in soulmates, self sacrificing, midnight walks, long dresses/skirts, blue veins, cobblestone paths, bruises/scars easily, earthy perfumes, “if you love something, set it free”.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 🍫❄️🏭

Sweet tooth, can’t dance but does it anyway, purple velvet, watches slime videos, flamboyant sunglasses, heavily saturated landscapes, daddy issues, has no volume control, low key terrified of children, rolls their eyes a lot, eccentric, collects strange objects, has a unique laugh, expensive boots, avoids answering questions, fireworks, childhood flashbacks, the smell of burning sugarcane.

Sweeney Todd: 🪒🥩🩸

Has a nice singing voice, high functioning crazy, wears lace clothing, cool toned scenery, mysterious vibes, enjoys the doomed lovers trope, intrusive thoughts, stressed and depressed but well dressed, carnivore, bites their fingernails, can bake a mean meat pie, old horror movies, the little devil that sits on peoples’ shoulder, long skirts dragging along the floor, makes direct eye contact.

Alice In Wonderland: 🐇🕰🍄

Stoner, drinks out of irregular sized cups, patterned tights, cat person, rambles about philosophical topics, adventurous, talks to plants and animals, old garden furniture, vertigo, always losing their keys, lucid dreams, optical illusions, rebellious, can be stubborn sometimes, has strange celebrity crushes, probably vapes, bumps into furniture, abstract paintings, listens to pop punk music.

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Wilson Home Improvement Costume

In this blog post, we’ll dive into the history behind Tim Allen’s hilarious character on Home Improvement, provide step-by-step instructions for creating your own DIY costume, offer tips for nailing Tim Taylor’s signature grunting and catchphrases, share ideas for getting your friends involved in a group costume theme, explore alternative options from the show to dress up as, and much more.

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So grab your tool belt and power up those creative juices because it’s time to transform yourself into everyone’s favorite insightful neighbor. Let’s get started on bringing some nostalgic laughs.

The History Behind Tim

Fans of the hit 90s sitcom “Home Improvement” will fondly remember Tim Taylor, the lovable and bumbling host of the fictional show “Tool Time.” Played by the talented actor Tim Allen, Tim Taylor became a household name for his hilarious mishaps and catchy catchphrases.

Tim’s character was inspired by creator Matt Williams’ own experiences with home improvement projects gone awry. The character embodied the quintessential handyman who always had big dreams but often found himself in over his head. From exploding lawnmowers to disastrous kitchen remodels, Tim’s misadventures never ceased to entertain audiences.

Throughout its eight-season run from 1991 to 1999, “Home Improvement” showcased not only comedic moments but also touched on relatable family dynamics. Despite his frequent blunders in DIY projects, Tim’s dedication to his wife Jill and their three sons showed that there was more to him than just being a tool enthusiast.

Tim’s on-screen chemistry with co-host Al Borland added another layer of humor to the show. Their banter and contrasting personalities created countless unforgettable moments that still resonate with fans today.

While “Home Improvement” may have ended over two decades ago, its legacy lives on through syndication and fan appreciation. Dressing up as Tim Taylor for Halloween or costume parties is a way for fans young and old to pay homage to this iconic TV character.

So whether you’re donning a plaid shirt tucked into your jeans or sporting a tool belt full of gadgets, channeling your inner Tim Taylor is sure to bring laughter and nostalgia at any event. Just be sure not to take any power tools too seriously.

Creating the Perfect DIY Wilson Home Improvement Costume

If you’re a fan of the hit 90s sitcom “Home Improvement,” chances are you have a soft spot for the lovable character, Wilson. With his sage advice and iconic fence peeking, he’s an unforgettable part of the show. So why not pay homage to this beloved neighbor by creating your own DIY Wilson Home Improvement costume?

First things first – let’s talk about that signature look. To recreate Wilson’s style, start with a plaid button-up shirt paired with khaki pants and comfortable brown shoes. Adding a straw hat is essential for capturing his laid-back vibe.

Now, onto the most crucial element – the fence! You can easily make your own version using cardboard or foam board painted to resemble wood. Attach it securely to a headband or tie it around your neck with string for easy we arability throughout the night.

To complete your transformation into Wilson, don’t forget about his trusty gardening tools. Carry around a small trowel or hand rake as a prop to add an extra touch of authenticity.

Remember, while dressing up as Wilson is fun on its own, fully embodying his character takes some practice. Don’t be afraid to channel Tim Allen’s grunting noises and use some of Tim Taylor’s classic catchphrases like “More power!” or “I don’t think so, Tim.”

And if you want to take it one step further and turn this into a group costume idea, invite your friends to dress up as other characters from Home Improvement! Whether someone goes as Jill Taylor in her handywoman attire or Mark in his goth phase – there are plenty of options to choose from!

So grab your tool belt and get ready for some DIY Halloween fun! With just a little creativity and imagination, you’ll be able to create an authentic Wilson Home Improvement costume that will surely impress fellow fans at any party.

Incorporating Key Accessories for Authenticity

When it comes to creating the perfect Wilson Home Improvement costume, paying attention to the details is essential. One way to really nail the authenticity of your costume is by incorporating key accessories that are synonymous with Tim Taylor and his beloved TV show.

Start off by finding a sturdy tool belt that you can wear around your waist. This will not only make you look like a true handyman but also provide a practical place to store some of your tools. Look for one in leather or canvas material for an extra touch of realism.

Next, don’t forget about the iconic safety goggles that Tim often wore while working on his projects. These can easily be found at any hardware store or online retailer. Make sure they fit comfortably and securely on your face so you can channel Tim’s DIY spirit with ease.

To further enhance your costume, consider adding a baseball cap emblazoned with the “Binford Tools” logo – Tim’s go-to brand for power tools on the show. This small detail will instantly tie your outfit together and let everyone know you’re part of Team Taylor.

And let’s not overlook one crucial accessory – don’t forget to bring along some props! Carry around a fake tool or two, such as a wrench or hammer, just like Tim always had within arm’s reach during his hilarious mishaps.

Tips for Nailing Tim Taylor’s Signature Grunting and Catchphrases:

1. Embrace the Grunt: One of Tim Taylor’s most recognizable traits is his signature grunt. To truly embody his character, practice your own version of the “Arghh-arghh” sound he frequently makes when things don’t go as planned. It might feel silly at first, but it adds an extra touch of authenticity to your costume.

2. Master the Catchphrases: Tim Taylor has a repertoire of catchphrases that have become synonymous with his character on Home Improvement. From “More power!” to “I don’t think so, Tim,” these phrases are essential for capturing the essence of his personality. Practice delivering them with confidence and enthusiasm to really bring your costume to life.

3. Study His Mannerisms: Pay attention to how Tim Taylor carries himself on the show. He often uses exaggerated gestures and facial expressions to emphasize his points or showcase comedic moments. Incorporate some of these mannerisms into your portrayal, whether it’s a dramatic hand gesture or a playful smirk.

4. Don’t Overdo It: While it’s important to capture Tim Taylor’s grunts and catchphrases accurately, remember not to overdo it. Balance is key – sprinkle in those iconic elements throughout the night without overwhelming everyone around you.

5. Have Fun with Improvisation: As much as you want to emulate Tim Taylor, remember that part of what made him such a beloved character was his ability to improvise and be spontaneous in hilarious ways! Feel free to add your own comedic twist or one-liners inspired by him.

How to Get Your Friends Involved in a Group Home Improvement Costume

Getting your friends involved in a group Home Improvement costume can make the experience even more enjoyable and memorable. Plus, it’s always fun to coordinate outfits with your buddies! Here are some tips on how to get everyone excited and on board.

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Barry Allen Video Game Side Missions

As the title suggests, this is a list of the side/bonus missions that would be a part of my hypothetical Barry Allen video game. Descriptions after the cut.

Side Mission #1: The Prince of Darkness Is a Gentleman

Jay Garrick, the original Flash, would be the playable character for this mission. He would have a moveset generally similar to Barry’s. However, he would be a bit slower (since he’s older than Barry); he’d also have access to some moves that Barry does’t (as he has more experience). One of his signature moves for the game would be him throwing his hat at his foes. This side mission would serve as a sort of “day in the life” of the semi-retired superhero. He’d spend most of the level just doing good deeds (like helping neighbors carry groceries or paint their fences). However, throughout the level Jay would be tripped up or otherwise inconvenienced; notably, these accidents would always be preceded by the appearance of shadows. These shadows would need to be subtle enough for Jay (and the player) to write them off at first, but eventually both would realize the pattern. This discovery would eventually lead them to the boss of the level: Richard Swift, better known as the Shade. The Shade is very pleased when the Flash arrives to stop him. He’s been bored for a long time and decided to provoke a fight with his old enemy so that he could relive his glory days as a famous supervillain. He’s very courteous towards Jay (and everyone else he interacts with), but he’s still a very formidable foe. His shadow powers will allow him to temporarily blind the Flash, create shadow monsters that the Flash will have to defeat, move around the arena almost as quickly as the player, and generally put up a very tough fight. When Jay finally defeats him, the Shade will display no ill will--he’s gotten the fight that he wanted and is more than happy to accept loss at the hands of an opponent as worthy as the Flash. After defeating the Shade, Jay will go home to his wife Joan and a well-deserved nap. 

Side Mission #2: The Monstrous Murders of Murmur 

Barry Allen will be the main playable character for this side mission. The story will focus on Barry and Officer Fred Chyre as they are forced to work together to track down Dr. Michael Amar, who has hidden his ruthless nature behind a facade of being a benevolent surgeon. In reality, as Barry’s CSI work in the main game has uncovered, he is the serial killer responsible for the recent deaths of at least a dozen people. While Barry and Chyre have been on the police force together for a number of years and respect each other on some level, Chyre is somewhat dismissive of the mild-mannered scientist and doesn’t want to bring him along on the mission to find the murderer. “You’re good at you job, lab jockey, but you don’t belong in the field for a manhunt like this.” Barry, for his part, sometimes gets frustrated with Chyre’s short temper and rough temperament. For most of the level, the player will be controlling Barry solely as the police scientist, not as the Flash. They’ll need to use their forensics knowledge in order to figure out where Murmur is hiding. Towards the end of the level, Barry will realize that he has entered Murmur’s hideout without noticing it; he will then have to be saved from a bloody end by Chyre. But in the process of saving Barry, Chyre will be infected with a prototype of Murmur’s Frenzy Virus and Murmur will disappear from the hideout. Barry will then have to use his chemistry knowledge in order to save Chyre. This will give both men a heightened sense of respect for the other; they will be much closer friends from this point onward. Barry and Chyre then will make the arrest of Murmur together, with the player getting to control Chyre for the knockout punch. There won’t really be a big boss fight for this level; it’s mainly just CSI work so that the side missions have some variety. 

Side Mission #3: Prey for the Piper 

This side mission will actually take place after the events of the main story in terms of chronology; Barry Allen serves as the main playable character. This mission will begin with police scientist Barry Allen learning about the mysterious kidnapping of a promising young reporter name Marcy Dunphy from one of his coworkers. As Marcy is his wife Iris’ protege at Picture News, Barry takes a personal interest in her abduction and volunteers to do some investigation of the crime himself. The player will then get to control Barry as he investigates the scene of the young reporter’s kidnapping; they and Barry will learn that Marcy was planning to write a news story about the history of the mysterious Pied Piper, whose background and family are almost entirely unknown. Only his name, Henry Darrow, has ever been determined. Barry concludes that the Pied Piper must have had the reporter abducted to preserve his secrets. He goes on the hunt for the Rogue and manages to find him as he leaves a homeless shelter. The Pied Piper predictably goes on the offensive when he sees the Flash and the two have a fight that’s somewhat similar to Piper’s boss fight in the main game (though not quite as complex). When Barry defeats the Pied Piper, he demands to know what he’s done with Marcy...but the Pied Piper has absolutely no idea what Flash is talking about. Barry doesn’t believe his protestations of innocence at first, but eventually the Piper’s obvious bewilderment convinces him that the Rogue wasn’t responsible for Marcy’s abduction. “But I know who might be.” Piper then offers to help the Flash find the reporter, insisting that Flash will never be able to find the young woman without his help. Flash, having no other leads (Marcy isn’t wealthy and has no real enemies), reluctantly agrees to the proposal. 

The Piper tells the Flash that the key to finding Marcy will be found on the Rathaway estate. Barry isn’t quite sure of whether or not he should believe the Rogue, as there is the possibility that the Pied Piper is pretending to know more than he really does so that he can set up a crime of some sort, but he does run himself and the Piper to the grounds of the estate just in case. “How do we get in? Somehow I doubt that the Rathaways will allow me to do a criminal investigation on their estate---especially with a Rogue in tow.” The Pied Piper smiles mysteriously and then reveals something of a secret passageway into the estate. The two follow it inside and it leads them into what seems to be a bedroom that has been left long unused. The room is filled with musical instruments of all sorts, the closet is full of clothes, and the bed is made, but everything is covered in a layer of dust and grime that seems very odd. The Rathaways don’t seem the type to just leave a room to decay. Curious, Barry starts to investigate. He doesn’t find anything pertaining to Marcy or her abduction, but he does find a number of papers with the name “Hartley Rathaway” on them. “Who’s Hartley Rathaway?” he asks. As far as he knows, the Rathaway family only has three members: Osgood and Rachel Rathaway and their nine-year-old daughter Geraldine. The Pied Piper jolts. “No one. He’s dead. Now let’s go. There’s nothing here that will help us find your reporter.” 

Pied Piper pulls Barry out of the room and down a few hallways before stopping at a door with a plaque that reads “Osgood Rathaway”. As he starts to fiddle with the lock, Barry notices an elaborate painting of the two elder Rathaways with a young red-headed boy holding a flute. The boy looks very much like a younger version of the Pied Piper. “Is that Hartley Rathaway? You could be his twin.” Piper laughs. “I know. My mother always thought I looked like him.” Barry frowns. “Did your mother work here? Is that why you seem to know so much about the estate?” Piper nods. “Yes. She worked here.” Before Barry can ask any further questions, Piper picks the lock on the door and leads Barry into a very fancy office room. He then pulls back a Van Gogh painting on the wall to reveal a large wall safe, then uses the combination to open the safe. Note that he’s not breaking into the safe--he knows the combination. “I’ve never been more glad that he uses the same combination for everything.” After removing the safe’s false bottom, he hands Barry a handful of papers. Much to his surprise, Barry sees that the papers are in fact a contract--a famous group of professional kidnappers had given their signed agreement to abduct Marcy Dunphy in exchange for 14 million dollars. The contract states that the criminals will deposit Marcy in the gardener's cottage on the estate ground after the kidnapping so that the Rathaways can have their desired conversation with her. Barry is stunned to learn that the Pied Piper was telling him the truth and utterly bewildered as to why the wealthiest people in Central City would pay 14 million to have an unimportant young reporter abducted. 

“What could the Rathaways possibly have against Marcy?” 

“Simple. Marcy was investigating me, and Mr. and Mrs. Rathaway are the only people--besides myself---who would benefit from keeping my past a secret.” And with that, everything falls into place for Barry.

“You---you’re Hartley Rathaway, aren’t you? That’s why you know so much about their estate, and how you knew Mr. and Mrs. Rathaway were responsible for Marcy’s abduction. They’re your parents!” 

“No. Hartley Rathaway is dead. They made that pretty clear when they disowned me. But that’s not what’s important. What’s important is rescuing that reporter.” Barry still has a lot of questions, but rescuing Marcy takes priority over his curiosity. He runs Piper over to the gardener’s cottage, where he finds the two elder Rathaways attempting to bribe Marcy to keep the story a secret.

“You know that bribery is against the law, don’t you?” The Rathaways react to the sight of the Flash with obvious alarm. 

“Stay out of our business, Flash. We own this city. If you insist on interfering, we have the power to make life very difficult for you.” 

“You’re guilty of having a reporter abducted and of attempted bribery. As a superhero, this is one situation where I‘m obligated to interfere.” 

At this point, Mr. Rathaway calls for his guards; the player (and Barry) will make relatively short work of them and then be able to free Marcy and get her to safety. However, before he can attempt to arrest the elder Rathaways, he’ll be knocked off his feet by a sonic attack by the Pied Piper. 

“Sorry, Flash, but I can’t let you do this. They may not want anything to do with me, but they’re still my parents. You want to arrest someone for the kidnappings? Arrest me. They wouldn’t have gone after her if it wasn’t for me anyway.” 

“You’d sacrifice yourself for the parents who disowned you?” 

“I’ve been sacrificed for their comfort and reputation for my whole life. Why should things be different now?” 

“I’m not going to arrest you for a crime you didn’t commit.” 

“Then just let my parents go. There’s no jury in the world that will be able to convict people as rich and as powerful as they are. Besides, having our little family secret revealed to the world is a better punishment for them than prison would ever be.” 

“Pied Piper---Hartley---letting Marcy’s kidnapping go unaddressed isn’t right.” 

“Neither is leaving my little sister without parents!” At this point, Marcy speaks up and says that she’s decided not to press charges. She doesn’t want to go through a horrible court battle against the Rathaway estate, and she agrees with Hartley that getting to publish her story will be much better revenge than potentially leaving a little girl without parents. Barry reluctantly concedes the point. Then the Pied Piper pulls a vanishing act via his flute. 

Barry runs Marcy home at super-speed and she publishes her article. A few days later (in the game’s final cutscene) she receives a note from the Pied Piper. 

“Thank you for finally bringing the skeletons out of my family’s closet. Things are better this way. Your friend, Hartley Rathaway.” 

Side Mission #4: Meet Kid Flash

Basically what it sounds like. Wally West is the playable character for this level, and the story will focus on Wally learning superheroics from his uncle Barry. Wally will start out as the least powerful of the three Flashes in terms of gameplay ability (since he’s only a boy at this point); as he trains with Barry he will get gradually more competent and powerful. The main boss for this level will be Sam Scudder, the Mirror Master. Barry and Wally will fight his mirror duplicates throughout the mission; at the end of the level, Wally will have to face Sam on his own, without the help of his mentor. Sam will be cocky and overconfident facing such a young opponent; as such, he won’t use his mirror tech to the same extent he does when fighting Barry. He’ll still be a competent and dangerous boss, but since Wally’s gameplay will be deliberately hampered, most of his attacks will be simpler and less dangerous (excused in-universe by Sam not wanting to hurt a little kid too badly.) Eventually, Wally will use what he learned from Barry to defeat the Mirror Master and return him to prison. The mission will end with uncle and nephew bonding over ice cream. 

Side Mission #5: The Strange Case of Dr. Alchemy and Mr. Element 

The main playable characters for this side mission will be Barry Allen and Albert Desmond. The story will open with the establishment of Barry and Iris Allen’s friendship with Albert and Rita Desmond. Albert is an extremely powerful metahuman with the ability to transmute any element into any other element; unfortunately, when his powers first developed, they negatively affected his mental health. His Dissociative Identity Disorder, made unusually severe because of his metahuman physiology, manifested itself first as Mr. Element and then as Dr. Alchemy, two separate personalities that both became costumed criminals. Barry helped Albert get the mental help he needed and he reformed, marrying Rita and becoming a scientist at S.T.A.R. Labs. (The player will get to have brief fights with both Mr. Element and Dr. Alchemy in the flashback scenes establishing Albert’s history). While the two couples are enjoying dinner together at Gardner Fox Restaurant, Albert complains of a headache and heads to the bathroom. A few minutes later, Dr. Alchemy appears. The player (as the Flash) attempts to stop his attempt to rob the restaurant, but he’s overwhelmed by Dr. Alchemy’s power and Dr. Alchemy is able to escape with his ill-gotten loot. As Albert is nowhere to be found after Alchemy leaves, Barry comes to the devastating conclusion that Albert’s mental issues have resurfaced and that he has turned to a life of crime. Rita is naturally even more devastated. 

Over the next few days, Dr. Alchemy commits a number of other crimes, always managing to stay just ahead of the Flash. (The player will get to control the Flash during these ill-fated battles). After the Flash is knocked out during a particularly fierce battle, Rita determines to follow her wayward husband and confront him. The player will control her as she follows Dr. Alchemy to his hideout...only for him to take his cowl off and reveal a red-headed man who isn’t Albert at all! She then sees her husband chained up and wearing a metahuman power dampener that blocks his powers. Rita is relieved to see that her husband hasn’t returned to crime but also knows that she can’t help Albert until this new Dr. Alchemy leaves the premises.

Then there’s a cutscene. The new Dr. Alchemy declares himself to be Alvin Desmond, Albert’s psychic twin. He and Albert are psychically connected by an accident of birth and they share the same metahuman powers. Further, Alvin claims that he and Albert are morally linked as well. When Albert is law-abiding, Alvin is driven to criminality, and vice-versa. “The only difference between the two of us, Brother Albert, is that I enjoy being a criminal!” Alvin tells Albert that, since the law is only aware of one Dr. Alchemy and one Al Desmond, he’s going to let Albert take the fall for his string of crimes---but only after he pulls one last job. Boasting completed, Alvin leaves to commit his last crime. After the cutscene, Rita frees her husband from his chains (and the metahuman power dampener); the player will then begin controlling Albert Desmond as he tells Rita that he’s going to stop his evil twin himself--as Mr. Element. Rita is worried about this idea, afraid that this might be too much for Albert’s mind, but Albert insists that he has to clear his name. Alvin is of course the final boss for the level; the player will actually fight and defeat him as Albert (in his Mr. Element costume). The two Als are very evenly matched in terms of power and will have very similar movesets and attacks, but eventually Albert’s greater experience will allow him to claim victory just as the Flash appears on the scene. Albert explains the whole situation to the Flash, and Barry is thrilled to learn that his friend hasn’t succumbed to his mental demons. The level ends with Barry, Iris, Albert, and Rita again eating dinner together--this time without any unpleasant interruptions. 

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Monday 17 February 1834

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Fine morning - down at 8 ¼ to speak to Hinscliffe – he had heard I meant to dispose of the coal - no!  had said nothing about it – had thought of doing nothing during my father’s life -  but might if I was sufficiently tempted by price – he asked if I had given the 1st refusal  - said I had had many applications but when I had determined to sell, should offer my coal publicly, by ticket perhaps -  long talk – will make a calculation and see what my coal will be worth per acre supposing me to clear it - would advise a water wheel near Tilley Holme style - a pit at Charles Howarth’s when there might be a  pretty good sale in a year for the beginning and again a pit (this would take 2 years before completed) at the top of the Bank for Halifax sale  - should probably keep 10 colliers working – would not bring coal out near the Northowram  Lower brea road for fear of losing upper brea land – the galloway gate and vent drift from C.H.’s to top of bank  would cost 10/. a yard - the whole settling to work the colliery might cost £2000 to £2500 - the water wheel would make the coal worth £100 per more than if I had an engine - will call again and have more talk on the subject - must soon come to me for a loose for Spiggs colliery - that loose worth £30 or £40 an acre - should tie them down to let me go sound into their works when I pleased and to prevent their losing anybody else, and for me to have power to stop the loose whenever they were doing contrary to agreement - Joseph Wilkinson and Norris going to get coal - they might want a loose of me - that loose worth as much as the other - then had Throp - to set with acorns the whole piece of Walsh land for 30/. thinks it will take all my 5 bushes then had Empsall - let him the Allen car at 30/. per D.W. he paying all taxes - said I should take a little bit of the bottom end, and if I made a sunk fence this would take off perhaps ½ D.W. when all done to measure off and he to pay at the rate of 30/. per d.w. - to put him a gate into the field from the road in 10 days - all these people kept me till 10 - breakfast in 20 minutes with my father (quite better) and Marian - then wrote a note to ‘Mr. Samuel Washington Crownest’ enclosing £17.3.1  that Miss W- forgot to give him, to be placed in the bank to account of Captain and Mrs. Sutherland  and W- to let me know what was settled with the commissions about taking in the bit of road at the top of the bank  - wrote all the above of today - all this took me till 10 55 - John Booth brought one load larch rails from Lee lane - then sent Thomas off with it - a few minutes with my aunt and out at 11 10 with Pickels stubbing and getting up thorns till came in at 5 ¾ - dressed - dinner at 6 1/4 – coffee -  Marian came to me and staid talking till 8 ¼ - then wrote and sent letter to ‘Messrs. Jupp and son 222 Regent street London PPD’ to say I had received the riding hat which was what I  wished - cash price 28/ would be paid on presenting my letter to Messrs. Hammersleys and c° - read now and afterwards while undressing from p. 296 to 364 vol. Sismondi on the literature of the south of Europe - with my aunt from 8 ¾ to 9 50 - talked of my journey to Paris  and taking Miss W-   Letter from her 3 pages close and crossed – names great many things for me to take with me to York – all for the carriage not being painted for so short a journey - says very little alluding to our union but yet enough to shew me she thinks of it as fixed – James has written her begging to stay assured she will have work enough for him even should she keep another man and the horses -  He little dreams the real state of my case  talked to my aunt tonight as if the thing was nearly done but I should know better in York tacitly meaning that I should then make her give me a ring and bind herself by a decide promise fine day till about 4 pm then drizzling rain F49° now at 10 ½ pm.

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Like I think a Fundamental Difference between myself and a neoliberal is the dedication to security theater versus ease of function.

I just bought a house from a security-minded, gun-totin' (just a 22 smh), "independence"-lovin', Murican conservative. It has about 30 fancy security features, most of which make it hard to work with; & about 300 inconvenient things they put in themselves to be "more independent from the government" or appear more fancy at first glance.

For example, they poorly installed and painted over a fancy, white deck outside. It is functionally questionable at this point because we live in a very wet area, and they did not seal the wood nor paint. The wood is rotting and molding, and the paint is peeling. They also installed a giant mesh fence on the side that faces the road. This fence is basically useless, looks fugly, and is attached to rotting wood. If anything, it's a liability.

They have a total of 3 gates on the yard, all newer than everything else in the house, all with individual, unlabeled keys. The fence the gates are in is improperly installed. Inconvenient security theater.

They installed a fancy new shower, sink, & toilet down by their guest room (now my room). All three look nice but function poorly. The poor functionality was fixable via an allen wrench in 10 minutes, but they never bothered. I guess it wasn't a security feature.

It's just such an odd overabundance of tiny issues that are quick to solve, large issues caused by not doing said fixes, and annoyingly overdone security that they just... lived with.