#Felix you chaotic twink

[inky-duchess]

How did I not know that Felix Yusopov, my darling favourite boy, almost pulled Edward VII in drag? Why did I have to find out accidentally?

[sorikkung]

for the wip game, 'im god i do what i want' sounds so intriguing i need to know more 🤣

oh my god LOL you picked the what goes on in neverland masterdoc which i included as a wip even tho the first few chaps r posted and i haven't started chapter 4 yet cause it's still technically a wip. it's just the most chaotic bulletpoints you've ever seen bc i just write ideas how they come to me, which includes meme format. here are some highlights

i opened an empty doc at 2am one day deciding i wanted to try writing again so i could write something so incredibly self indulgent and be the change i wanted to see in the world. this is what i first wrote

he/they fuckboy!reader whos not in a frat he’s in an alt punk band and yes he has trauma but thats not the reason hes a fuckboy he just likes to fuck and being sexy

pierced, tatted, (he fucked around and bought a tattoo gun, he and kevin like tatting ppl) six pack abs, this mf gonna be more of a wet dream than the actual idols in question

sorry chanlix

his friends consist of like his 5 or so bandmates and thats it. they the type of homies who make out w each other just cause

and then here you have me realising in real time that i can write literally whatever the fuck i want with no justification needed

i wont make it an enemies to lovers au just quite, but they just like being Competitive

wait. why Cant i make it an enemies to lovers au

i know i have too many but im god i do what i want

ok so theyre competing in some battle of the bands type shit

chris and his boys r usually a good sport but they just have a problem w the mc’s punk band bc they dont even want the prize of being signed to a record label? they wanna stay underground but theyre hellbent on winning anyway just for the glory? like ayo fuck off we need this?

but they see mc perform and OOOO THEY WANNA FUCK HIM SO BADDDD

because what is enemies to lovers for if not the SEXUAL TENSIONNNN

plus mc despite not particularly liking skz is like okkkk but they’re hot so? i wanna fuck em anyway? he just lives for the face they make when theyre mad like the hot tongue in cheek thing? mc just sees that and goes ok imma be a shit for the rest of my goddamn life just so i can keep seeing that sexy ass face of urs amen

meanwhile skz r like god what a cocky asshole but also that was hot. we all unanimously agree that was hot? cool not just me. what the fuck do we do about that.

mc and chris have an unspoken competition on who can wear less and less clothes onstage without being disqualified from the rounds

then i have these very brief character blurbs and here's a highlight from felix's

still has lingering feelings for eric which is probably why he doesnt acknowledge his PHAT crush on chris. open your fucking eyes gay boy

and honestly minbin's entire blurbs are highlights within themselves

changbin: dating minho bc minbin is such an underrated pair. works at his local gym bc he was there so often they just offered him the job. actually liked trr’s music before the competition but doesnt admit it until the collab round bc oh no we’re meant to be Enemies yeah i hate those copiers boo >:(( *whispers* (minho theyre so sexy i dont know what to do w myself)

minho: u cant fuck them

changbin: oh ofc i wasnt gon-

minho: without me

changbin: 😳😳😳

minho: does not give a Singular Fuck about the competition, hes just here for a good time and enjoys fighting w trr almost as much as mc does. hes a scorpio ok he just likes being petty and having an excuse to ruin someones life for funsies bc come on. its So fun. like he does want to get signed under a record label but its not life or death bc hes happy w where they are since theyre already popular enough n he gets enough money from his cat video youtube. im transing ur gender gayboy

and ill wrap out with some assorted lines completely out of context:

[hyunjin] has an onlyfans bc he knows hes the prettyboy twink of everyones mfuckin DREAMS and decided he deserves to be paid for it.

mc, instantly: hey wooyoung, eric, can we plagiarize this

(later in the chapter outline it was repeated as "mc: i vote plagiarism")

basically mc goes “arent you tired of being nice? dont you just want to go a p e s h i t” n skz took that PERSONALLY

“sup bitches bros and nonbinary hoes,"

(we cant dance? that’s not what your ROCK HARD COCK said at the prism during your lap dance!)

and lastly these two that copy paste weirdly so have screenshots instead (first screenshot has spoilers for chapter 3 in case you plan on reading it and haven't yet)

anyway i got way too carried away here but i think im hilarious and you enabled me so now you suffer the consequences enjoy <3

[julian-thirstposting]

Would the mods tell us more about their apprentices? (Maybe you guys did sometime in the past, but I’m new here and I’d really love to know!)

it’s so nice of you to ask! makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 

im up in here with a whole-ass family of eight. you can never have too many OC’s!! My main apprentices are Casper and Adam. Casper is a nervous man who can’t control his shapeshifting and who has his eyes on a starry woman named Elana. Adam is Casper’s bitter younger brother who is hopelessly in love with a flowery young lady named Raen. In-game though, Casper is on Asra’s route and Adam is on Nadia’s. Raen and Elana belong to my good friend @flowers-stardust-and-knives. i’ll never stop saying that developing apprentices really does result in awesome connections with great people. so don’t be afraid to reach out and talk to people who have OC’s that you think are cool!

- mod handy 

Aaaa I have Nico, first off, over at @nicothewallflower! Then Asteria, my storm witch and my original (some art of her over on @batterwitch and @uncorkedstorm), Mele, my deaf elementalist, and Locke, a fae twink :> Also Kalilah, a kitsune shifter, but she isn’t fully fleshed out yet. feel free to hit me up literally anywhere if you want me to talk your ear off!

- Mod Katt 🐾 

My apprentice’s name is Salvadore. He’s an old OC of mine from another fandom and my original story. I threw into the Arcana universe, because he was interested in Julian when I first came into the fandom. Salvadore is a mind magician and a smug, arrogant bastard. If you want to know more about him, here are some infos:  https://julian–devorak.tumblr.com/rpg-salvadore

- mod sphinx

Aww, thanks for asking, Nonnie!

My apprentice is Aliena and she is hopelessly in love with Salvadore a half-elf bard with a specialty for light magic and illusion work. She has a corgi familiar named Loaf and works nights at the Rowdy Raven as a musician.

I have a couple other characters - Jharak (a murderous grifter elf), Melandrach (Ali’s elven father/a powerful politician), Petros (Ali’s childhood half-elf mentor), and Nox (a chaotic good drow trying his best), plus one in development named Felix (a human plagued by a curse of misfortune) - but they’re not apprentices. If you ever wanna know more, please DM me! I could talk about my OCs for days. :3c

You can see some art of them and RP with me at @ali-the-bard ! (Just inbox me if you do, I never see tags. ^^)

- Mod Knight

ask us anything; Arcana Apprentice Appreciation

[thnks-fr-th-mngs]

run me over

sooooo part four i suppose... enjoy this little bit with pj in here. 

Part One: thump

Part Two: melt

Part Three: do you even meme?

Part Four: laugh

Felix didn’t know what to expect from having Jack over at the same time as his friend PJ. Hopefully they got along well enough to have fun tonight. When PJ came over Felix had to nervously tell him that Jack, a new friend(ish) was coming along about an hour or so after him. PJ, much to Felix’s relief was excited to meet this Irish bad luck charm – as Fe had so affectionately described him.

“So what’s he like?” PJ asked to prepare himself for the upcoming guest.

“Uh,” Felix started. “I'm not so sure. I’ve only met him when I sort of pulled him off the road. Then I told him to watch The Room with us.” Felix had poured a glass of lemonade for PJ.

“So you know nothing about this guy?” PJ said.

“I know he feels really…” Felix got stuck on the one word. English could be hard at times. “He feels like he owes me a lot for saving him.” He gave up on trying to figure out the word indebted.

“Oh so he’s a bit clingy!” PJ said. “Maybe he’s gay and he’s trying to see if you’ll put it in the back door.” Felix laughed along with PJ when he suggested the thought.

“I don’t think so,” Felix said. “Or at least it doesn’t matter. He seems like a cool enough guy to hang around with.” Felix had honestly no idea that Jack was very much trying to get Felix to “put it in the back door.” In fact, Felix had no idea that Jack was gay to begin with. So any thoughts as to what Jack would definitely love to do with him weren’t even in his mind.

The two men passed the time with a rubik’s cube. Felix was absolutely abysmal at the puzzle. He could barely get one row out. PJ on the other hand got one side down fairly easily. He even made a ring around the rest of the sides for each of their respective colours.

“Witchcraft!” Felix called out. “That’s impossible you can’t puzzle!” For all his intelligence, Felix was incredibly terrible with puzzles. The pieces could never fit with him. Nothing clicked.

“No,” PJ chuckled smugly. “I'm just good at what I do. What can I say? I'm a natural!” The door knocked after PJ boasted. The two men looked over to the door and Felix stood up.

“Probably Jack,” Felix said. “Be right back, loser.”

Jack had been fairly nervous about what to do, how to act, if he should even bring anything. He decided just bringing himself was enough, it was a casual thing no doubt. No need to dress up. Just… make sure the hair wasn’t terribly messy. Which was a problem. His hair had grown to chaotic waves. The green had faded to a lime colour that – although it still looked good – was in a need of re-dying.

Jack was desperate to be near Felix. The whole week and a half had been complete torture. Picturing memories was nothing compared to the real thing. Imagining a voice was street crank compared to almost pure glass. There was no doubt in Jack’s mind that he was addicted to Felix. So the wait to see his face was almost torturous to him.

When the door opened to reveal Felix in a black long sleeve, jack had to force his eyes not to widen and his breath not to hitch too obviously. There was absolutely nothing Jack could do about his pupils dilating. Hopefully, Felix wouldn’t notice that. Jack wanted to ogle Felix, but now was not the time.

“Jack!” Felix cried almost excitedly.

“Hey,” Jack said a bit nervously.

“Come in I want you to meet a friend of mine,” Felix invited. Jack came in and unzipped his jacket. He followed Felix to the kitchen and saw a curly haired, really tall goof ball with green eyes. The guy stood up and smiled at jack.

“Ah! You must be Jack!” PJ said going to shake Jacks hand. “I'm PJ. Nice to meet you!” PJ had a smile on his face that was so contagious Jack had to smile back. It looked as if PJ always knew something that was a secret to the rest of the room. Jack had to wonder if PJ actually was in the know about anything. Or maybe it was just his look.

“Nice meetin’ ya!” Jack said. “I know absolutely nothing about you, sorry,” He glanced at Felix who gave a chuckle.

“That’s quite alright, but very interesting, because Felix was telling me so much about you.” PJ held his chin as if contemplating something. Jack let out a breathy laugh and shook his head.

“Oh God,” Jack giggled. “Yeah it’s a pretty fantastic story.” Jack glanced at Felix again who was watching the two with a smile. It seemed as if, to his great relief, that the two men would get along well enough to be at least friendly with each other.

“Alright guys it’s movie time!” Felix said with a clap of his hand. “I’ll go set up everything!” Felix moved away into the living room leaving PJ and Jack alone in the kitchen. Jack almost wanted to follow Felix already but knew that if PJ wasn’t going, it wasn’t the smartest of ideas. That did not, however, stop Jack from taking a long look at Felix from behind.

God if only Fe felt anything towards him that resembled lust. Jack was always itching to touch him, to smell him, to feel him. Jack had never felt lust this strong before, it confused him. Some people claim to cling to one person in their minds for as little as holding a door open. He’d always thought that was silly desperation. But this was pure animal. Everything that Jack wanted from Felix. A lust so intense that he was sure it’d be a drug worse than meth if he ever got a taste…

PJ’s laugh brought Jack out of his filthy thoughts. Jack jumped a bit when hearing it. PJ was holding onto his stomach, the joke only he knew of too much for his gut to handle. Jack wanted to know what was so funny. He frowned at PJ.

“Oh you!” PJ said through laughter. “I didn’t think I’d actually be right!” he laughed some more and Jack just furrowed his brows in confusion.

“Uhmm…” he started. “I don’t understand…” PJ waited tried to straighten up to calm down, but it was still funny to him. He giggled in harsh breaths to quiet down.

“You were just eye raping him and then went into a daze when he left!” PJ didn’t say this too loudly. No doubt Jack did not want Felix to know this. And he was right, because PJ hadn’t even gotten the second half of the sentence out when Jack looked completely terrified and looked down, red covering his cheeks.

“Not funny,” Jack defended himself meekly. PJ shook his head.

“I'm not laughing at you, sorry,” PJ put a hand on Jacks shoulder. Jack sure as hell didn’t believe it.

“I know he isn’t gay-“

“Nononono,” PJ interrupted. Jack looked up at him. “You don’t know Mr. Kuhjelberg over there. His own family thought he was gay for the longest time. He can act like the biggest twink there ever was, just wait till you know him even more.”

“I thought it was Kjellburg?” Jack asked attempting to change the subject.

“Oh no it is,” PJ assured. “It just annoys him when people mispronounce it. Not the point though.”

“Then your point is…”

“That it would be no surprise if he were gay.”

“If who were gay?” Felix walked into the room and pulled out bags of chips and other snacks. Jack looked down and widened his eyes.

“Ryan Gosling,” PJ covered. “Jack was telling me how much of a male dream he is.”

“Oh, well the movie is ready so let’s go!” Felix ran with his arms full of stuffs to the living room. Jack followed PJ right after. If what PJ was saying was true, then there was a huge possibility that Felix just didn’t realise… did that mean that Jack had a chance at all? The biggest twink there ever was. That’s what PJ had said. Lord knew Jack was submissive as all hell when it came to Felix. Didn’t mean he was a stranger to taking control, though.

The dirty thoughts of teaching Felix how to do everything consumed him. The movie played on, and Jack laughed and cringed when necessary. But in the back of his mind was only one thought:

Getting Felix to have at least one lust filled night with him.