#Feli's Sonic Bonanza

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beginning to be legitimately charmed by boom!sonamy. everybody knows these two losers are crushing, eggman keeps bugging sonic about it because being archnemeses doesn't stop him from being a wingman, yet all of team sonic do NOT acknowledge the disaster happening at all except to take potshots at sonic and amy

sonic even appears to be aware amy likes him because he makes jokes that she's "obsessed with him", and whenever pressed amy will insist that sonic is a fucking loser and she doesn't like him in any capacity, actually, and no she did not write a play about him

the core of it is that they're both too obsessed with their self-image to ever admit to being in love, because being in love is SINCERE and GENUINE and UNIRONIC and therefore GROSS.

sonic needs to be a cool guy 24/7 so he is NOT stammering he is MANLY. you see even in the tails' crush episode that he recommends acting so utterly unimpressed that it entirely avoids even HINTING at any desire to, uh, "spend time with" the person you like (disgusting!!). for tails this just meant zoey was deeply confused and went "okay!" and left. sonic is in too deep in the teenage boy disaffected apathetic coolness sauce to acknowledge he has emotions outside of sardonic quips.

AMY MEANWHILE. SHE IS NOT EXEMPT FROM THIS. my core amy thesis is that all versions of her have an immense need to control their image, and this amy has simply choosen a different direction than the rest. amy is an intelligent woman of refined taste, a grand example to all, the smartest and most benevolent of the team, a feminist, an icon (and incredibly humble to boot!). therefore liking someone like SONIC, known cringefail loser, is a grand affront to everything she stands for. it's unrefined. liking someone as quintessentially a 17yr old boy as sonic should qualify as antifeminist, even. she shoots him down in everything he does because she's got that "i can fix him" mentality when in fact they are both ruining each other in new and exciting ways.

both of them r allergic to sincerity and that's precisely why they deserve each other. keep everyone else out of it. everyone deserves to make fun of you for this horseshit

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wdym "long" (i have no concept of time)

i love the sonic w did hc ever since i reread some of the corocoro manga and that is just Straight Up the nicky situation it's great. love the idea that mr tinkerer is in some way still part of eggman but i'd imagine that eggman tries to ignore/stamp down everything related to that but it bleeds thru in how often idw likes to play w eggman being parental to his creations. i dont think eggman is ableist necessarily it's just that showing vulnerability goes against his Public Image yakno. so he'd tolerate in others but not really himself

and yeah like. tails' respect for eggman is Solely on the technical level and tails often has contempt for How eggman uses what he does. it's like wasted potential.

(i will need to try and find that video immediately bcuz oh my godd sonic and eggman having the same theatrics)

side note please look at this panel of sonic and metal doing the exact same gesture

kind of getting obsessed w eggman. guy w issues. ignored by his family so he makes his own and it's twisted and broken and bent but by god it's his.

i wonder if he's ever considered introducing sage to the rest of his family. i wonder if he doesnt simply because he enjoys the power trip of withholding this happiness from them. they dont get to share in it, its just his - and sage's, of course.

our eggman having NPD and fighting against sonic whos exactly the same is p interesting. the two are p similar - impulsive, doing what they want when they want, generally not doing what they do out of a sense of justice or for the greater good (though eggman sometimes claims as such as a joke) but because they feel like it. they both want attention, respect and acknowledgement, its just that ones evil about it and the other thinks he's evil bc of it

boiling him in oil

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the silver & whisper dynamic is so fucking funny actually.

first silver starts as a whisper fanboy because Holy Shit a New Hero!! Silver's seeing the rise of someone he's never heard of and that's So Cool. it's proof the world is actually moving forward it's a symbol of hope.

(and whisper is entirely unaware of this and hates the attention)

but when they actually meet. good lord. silver at this point has been waiting for things to Go Bad for several weeks. ptsd and finally escaping his shit environment for good. meanwhile whisper is ALSO on hypervigilance because mimic is Out There and she is just waiting for things to go to shit, also.

same issues. same issues. the paranoia squad. and whisper is blinded to tact by her hatred and trauma around mimic, and silver is blinded to tact by his recklessness, and Both of them lack social skills (autism moment) and they just. get into the Paranoia Feedback Loop where they unintentionally egg each other on without realizing how insane they look to everybody else

resulting in whisper and silver stalking someone for an entire day and then attacking the guy in broad daylight.

it's so fucking good. i hope they sincerely try to kill mimic again and tangle has to stop them. tho i can also see silver stopping whisper from taking the shot considering silver's chill-out vacation and him having learn his lesson about how Things Can Be Fine, sometimes, whereas everything and everyone keeps pressing the retraumatize button on whisper.

absolute disaster duo whose issues amplify each other in terrible ways. do not let these two go on a duo mission alone. or do, and See What Fucking Happens

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talking further abt sonic boom the hit 2014 tv show, the secret sauce to the comedy is really just that everyone is an egocentric loser

characters aren't making jokes for the audience, but for the other characters, because everyone needs to be the funniest person in the room at all times. that's how you get characters just flubbing their bits ("Your Obliteratorbot can't hurt me! I'm unoblibi- unbl- unob- You can't kill me." / "Take that Egg..... ....man. You try coming up with new ones every time.") [I am genuienly convinced that they just kept bloopers in sometimes.], you have characters discussing how to improve their punchlines, you have everyone else reacting to the jokes, threatening to harm each other for bad puns, communaly laughing at the butt of the joke, giving unimpressed stares, hitting each other with hammers, etc.

it's just all a very naturalistic delivery. the voice direction is also top notch, and i could honestly believe any of these people could exist in real life.

every character has the fundamental capacity to be a loser. i've seen this praised as an aspect in atla, funnily enough. NOBODY is ever as cool as they want to be, and that is simply funny as hell.

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i would kill for belle and sage interacting. i bet they're each other's worst nightmare.

belle looking at sage and seeing a girl who still gets her father's love but in return she's part of the same ideals that hurt the friends she's made and oppose her new life. a stern reminder that what belle wants is simply impossible to obtain anymore.

sage looking at belle and seeing that love is not unconditional. that she can fall out and be abandoned. that she is not special. she is replacable. she is the replacement.

frontiers idw adaptation when they'd probably kill it

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lanolin. the wayshe starts as spunky villager #3 but has everything taken from her again and again as mere collateral damage to the big adventures. she bows to authority she flinches at loud noises she Needs Rules because following the rules kept her alive.

she finally gets to be in control but nobody behaves how she wants them to. finally, she is the authority, in some small way. she is the one calling the shots, and she will do so only according to the Rules, because everyone needs to follow the rules to stay alive.

Tangle wants the diamond cutters to be friends, but to her, it is a Job. It is a Job, that must be done like a Job, and treating it like a fun adventure is dangerous and stupid.

in comes duo. duo listens to her. duo tells her she's right. duo is even newer than her, someone who truly respects her authority, someone she can teach The Right Way To Do Things. it's everybody else who is already used to this, who isn't villager #3 whose home burns in the background, who is Wrong. because she doesn't have superpowers. she can't afford to be cocky.

finally, someone who respects her, someone who respects her rules, someone who is just as normal as she, and he was playing her like a fiddle the entire time.

she never had control. not really.

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in the sonic universe, is it considered racefaking to have a fursona? or do mobians also make humansonas? is there discourse about how character customization only includes token mobian species and it's ALWAYS hedgehogs and foxes like cmon we know this isn't for mobians, this is for humans who want to roleplay sonic. since human-mobian contact seems pretty sparse, are there like, weird presumptions about each other? "all mobians are so short--" "op has never met a crocodile" "idk man one time i met a rabbit who was like 180" "op does know some humans are also that short right" are sports seperared by species or is it just all of sonic's friends who are insane even by mobian standards? what do humans even have going for them?

since tails invented tumblr. i want to know.

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sonic boom episode where metal sonic comes home during college summer break except she's just neo metal now. eggman is at first aghast at the flagrant display of teenage rebellion (one must imagine neo chewing pretending to chew bubble gum as she puts her feet up on the couch) only for her teenage apathy to affect eggman so deeply that he hurries to team sonic for advice on how to impress teenagers

cue montage as eggman tries to do all the things the various members of team sonic suggest to him. amy tells him to ask her about her intetest and he despairs even more as she shows off pictures of her garage band and he sees how uncool he is in comparison to her new friends.

this all of course ends eventually with neo dropping her wallet, showing off a picture of her, eggman, orbot and cubot taken at her orientation ceremony, proving she thought eggman was cool the entire time. he hugs her and she just says "gross" as the episode faded to black

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also i cant fucking unsee that chris and eggman just have the exact same color scheme

sure chris has dark blue instead of black and the shade of red is different but both of them have nigh identical reddish brown hair, plus the red/white/yellow colors???

it is SO apparent when they're in the same shot it drives me crazy hello.

plus chris' dad is a tech ceo so new conspiracy theory that the thorndykes and the robotniks are relatives

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it really is genius that the main games refuse to ever give sonic a backstory. that way any spinoff media can do whatever the fuck it wants. what if sonic was actually just a 10yr old boy with DID. what if sonic got his speed in a science experiment gone wrong. what if sonic was actually a prince and had siblings. what if he was just a random kid who happened to be born this way. it's great. never change

nicky olgilvie parlouzer hedgehog you will always be famous

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i think idw is based because now we know sonic the hedgehog's opinion on the death penalty

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i'm actually growing to be incredibly fascinated by the many different attempts to add depth to amy from the basic characterization of "short tempered girly girl with a huge crush"

like obviously me talking about how chronicles keeps all that as the surface level of her character, but adds depth by making her just a tiny bit self aware and ashamed of what she's doing, but with no clue on how else to act

and boom amy is a bit similar where she's the trope of the Strong Independant Woman on the surface, but the short tempered girly girl with a huge crush is actually the inner layer she tries to hide because it doesn't fit her image

and like all the different prime amys are kinda interesting in that they're amys from worlds where sonic just doesn't Exist at all so all of them do their own things

or idw amy being forced to shed that old skin because she has to take up so many responsibilities that no one else is willing to bear when those simpler days are what she really wants to go back to

and just a Common layer to her being that she's just incredibly empathetic and propping up others is just part of who she is and what she wants to do, but she doesn't want to let herself be subservient to someone else either, she always wants to be on equal footing, and she's chasing that forever, and

punches dirt. amy rose.

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What I'm Made Of Verse 2 vs I Am All Of Me Verse 1

what did crush 40 mean by this....

million faces -> one by one they fall AND both have black mark v black writing AND they're both songs about forcibly making others recognize you and asserting your identity.

so in conclusion sonic rivals 2 was actually cooking with the shadow & metal teamup

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ok reread stc up to amy's introduction and i gotta say. iconic. apparently told so many people she's sonic's girlfriend that robotnik himself believed her. and kidnapped her over it. AND this leads to jonny going "well ok we gotta accept her into the main squad now" and from then on she's just a main character

like. her plan worked. congrats girlie

anyways do you think robotnik gave the amy bot eyelashes or was that grimer's idea

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starting a conspiracy theory that sonic and amy in the boom show actually started dating offscreen and havent told anyone sometime between s1 and s2

in the evil dr orbot episode you see them having a picnic, alone, and whenever someone alludes to the two of them being together, like mombot in the mombot episode, instead of Vehement Denial they just look away and laugh awkwardly. AND in the beebot episode, we get THIS dialogue exchange:

Sonic: "Must everyone chime in with a quip?" Amy: "Communication is the key to a functional relationship, Sonic." Sonic: "Relationship-- who said anything about a relationship?"

which like. oh yeah she is vagueing him. they are NOT fucking telling anybody this is the funniest interpretation i think.

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maurice mention.... i cant believe this was day zero archie lore