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#Falling Down Dry
rosemauled · 5 months
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Get sprayed, idiots
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bladeweave · 2 months
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adding reblogs to tag searches has exposed me to some of the stupidest most cruel people in the world. if youve ever said anything bad about wyll ravengard i hope life will be miserable and unfulfilling and you will suffer from an unhealable sense of longing that plagues your every waking moment. FOREVER!!!
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touchmycoat · 2 months
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for my birthday this year I got a two-day land typhoon, a daoist funeral, a crafts party, three new ferns, a rosemary harvest, and left shoulder pain so bad I was 60% convinced it was a fucking cardiac event 'cause i couldn't fully inhale and the pain radiated up to my jaw lol
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 10 months
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our tree fell over merry christmas ! [Breakdances]
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nabaath-areng · 11 months
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Fuck Sweden as a nation for turning the woobification of our history and culture into one of our greatest exports, pretending to be wholesome and peaceful while profiting from conflicts elsewhere. For never having the fucking spine to take any stance ever and acting high and mighty for being "neutral", all while frothing at the mouth to get a piece of that colonial cake from the cool kids table where the superpowers are seated. For recognizing Palestine's sovereignty only to then consider a withdrawal of said recognition in response to the current genocide. For allowing islamophobia to get to the point it is now and then pointing fingers at jews as a whole. For giving less of a flying fuck about swedish jews during WW2 and until now, yet patting ourselves on the back and taking credit for heroic deeds done primarily by individuals.
I wish nothing but absolute hell and misery for Ulf Kristersson, who is even more spineless about his inaction than I thought possible. Who had nothing to say about the burnings of the torah and quran, only to claim that he stands for fighting antisemitism. Who puffed up his chest and was acting so tough about the things he would do once he became prime minister, only to hold up on none of his lofty promises in true conservative fashion. Both he and his lackeys (as well as their fanclubs of raging screaming bigots) deserve nothing but hurt and hell for continuing to destroy the lives of all marginalized groups in Sweden, all while shamelessly increasing their own salaries blatantly in the open, to then have the sheer and utter gut to declare that actively supporting genocide is within our best interests.
This country's audacity is one that only became possible because we sacrificed our neighbours safety for the sake of maintaining our own, because when your most recent war was in 1809 it's apparently not possible to even try and comprehend the horrors of modern warfare. That is, besides producing the tools for it to happen elsewhere.
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royaltrios · 11 months
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wyllstarion is a may-december romance
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specterofyou · 8 months
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Apparently goats wag their tails when happy... So I had to do something with this information in a quick* sketch
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*It took me over six hours {insert parade emoji which renders this entire joke pointless because there isn't one}⛈️
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fluffs-n-stuffs · 10 months
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Thinking about Eusine's hairstyle in my style tonight ✍️✨
Lil' bonus under the cut ->
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#subconsciously defaulted to his younger design from the comic whoopsies skdjfshds#and y'all just know that I would take every opportunity I could to show Eusine's hair at full-length without the extra styling he does hehe#I like to think that he gradually loses the sharpness in his hair points throughout the day so come nighttime it's like nearly fully down#he does touch-ups every now and then while travelling (wants to look his best for when he comes face to face with Suicune after all)#but on slower days (research hours/days he spends recuperating at Morty's place........... 🫣) he doesn't bother as much#he's definitely not used to others seeing him with the full-length though---and it catches Morty by surprise the first time since it's--#--terribly easy to underestimate how long Eusine's hair Actually is when its not pointing outwards (right before the middle of his back)#(that first time occurrence also being when he trips and falls into the lake during a chase aksjdnasd it's sillyyyyyyy)#so Morty finds himself staring in an unintentional daze as Eusine shuffles in all drenched#and when Eusine Does catch him staring Morty worries about creeping him out and hurriedly blurts out how well his hair frames his face--#--in a way he hadn't been able to appreciate before and the both of them just Stand there in that sinking realization that Morty basically-#--called him pretty and ooouuh they're both flustered messes skjdfnsdfsdns/////////////#(Morty later apologizes for the unintended gazing and helps Eusine dry off his hair as the other assures him that it's all fine)#(they deserve to be soft with each other 🥺💖💖💖💕💕💕)#mystery man eusine#eusine pokemon#eusine#pokemon#pokemon hgss#pokemon gsc#fluff draws !!!#doodle#Destiny Bond comicverse
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wowbright · 4 months
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It's about time for me to store the dehumidifier for the summer, and it is driving me absolutely crazy that I cannot remove the grill in order to clean off the fan blades. I can look right in there and see how every single blade is caked in dust, but even my little sewing machine sized vacuum cleaner extensions will not fit through the grill in a way that lets them get suction on the blades to clean the dust off.
Yeah I know a lot of people don't even clean their box fan blades but hey this is me.
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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year
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I want to go to sleep but there is a centipede that had been stock still above my bed for literally like 4 hours, what is he planning....
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rollforjackass · 7 months
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thinking endlessly and constantly about john constantine’s deep well of casual, easy empathy for other people getting scrubbed out of virtually every adaptation in favor of “quirky asshole that everyone shakes their head at in tolerant exasperation”.
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lactosegremlin · 8 months
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because apparently more than an hour and a half of sleep isn’t necessary.
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weed-cat · 1 year
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no it's not gonna give you proper dangerous withdrawals but you can get physically addicted to thc if you are using it often enough and anyone who tells you otherwise is either misinformed or does not have your best interests at heart.
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shamera · 11 months
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if anyone wants to write any Long Hair Problems(tm), here are some common complaints from me, someone who has had long hair most of my life.
have on more than one occasion risen from bed only to yank myself down because my elbow was on my hair
walked to the table for food while carrying something, leaned over to eat and started screaming because my hair was dropping into the soup
can and HAVE used my own hair as a scarf before.
it's not that long anymore but I have sat on my hair by accident before and leaning forward DOES yank it
I sleep with my hair loose and move it up over my pillow but bc it's so long and I don't want it to hang off the bed, I pull my hair back toward me on the pillow and sometimes I will turn around and startle myself because there is a mass of black right next to my face.
MUST tie up hair before doing anything. washing dishes? brushing teeth? cleaning toilet? lean forward a little bit and suddenly all your hair is falling right into the target direction you don't want it to go. and it will fall over your shoulders.
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isa-ah · 2 years
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dentist soon..! thank u guys again bc I literally wouldn't have been able to go without help and idk what I would have done cause. this shits wrecking me lol 🙏
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un-pearable · 11 months
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it’s finally fall (woke up cold enough i could wear the proper long sleeved pjs)
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