#FUCKING SMAAAAASH

[prozac-shaped-urn]

so i kinda gave up on not going feral over one d. murphy

it's useless to try and stop it at this point

just gonna go hog wild and regret my decisions later

this can be the masterpost for all lascivious thoughts i guess. *shrug*

thought 1: smash. smash smash smaaaaash. like that's not even a consideration. hello???? requirements #1, #2 and #3 are already met (must be female, over 60 and hilarious) and then you add in her voice and her brain and it's just fuuuuuck

thought 2: yep nope this thought needs to be kept inside my brain mooooving on

thought 3: did i make a mistake in having her as my headcanon felicity? cuz like..... i wanna write. i really do. but i'm finding myself getting lost in the visuals now that i have them. it'll be fine! i'll write and complete the story but in the meantime it's getting kinda difficult to keep my dick in my pants. i wanna see liss and beth fuck. SO bad. but there's a whole ass story that needs to be finished and i. want to. i do. but,,,,, yeah.

thought 4: liss and beth as a duo is very much theresa and sabina during the photoshoot energy. timestamp 1:24:37 and now i have that image in my head. fuck's sake.

[lodgersims]

Back at the apartment, Martin suddenly passed the fuck out. Despite being a freshie, he still managed to get smaaaaashed. Which Josh thinks is very funny, but Allegra is rightfully worried about.

But despite thinking it's super hilarious, Josh decided to stick around the rest of the night. Just in case.

When Martin woke up the next morning, he was surprised to find he'd been moved to the couch. And Josh was there.

Joshua: Hey bro, I got class in an hour, so imma head out. Glad you're not dead.

[xenoshadow13]

So I heard you have a Dono, yes? Does Xeno find him hot as fuck and would he be a smash or pass~? :3c

Yup! Xeno does find Dono hot as fuck~ He'd be a massive smaaaaash for them~

[shoverse]

HAN'S PART IN SUPER BOARD🫶🫶

[minijenn]

HOLY FUCK

[krystalficloverdh]

My hero - This was sooo not part of the novel!

Second chapter.

Describing fight scenes are hard.

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All she could hear were screams as she looked up as she saw big black flames rising above the houses from the tribe.

“Deku! Stay here!” Katsuki commands her while running in the direction of the flames and screams.

“But…!” She yelled as she looked at the big caos, she saw a big dragon near the flames. He had a strange black mist around him and he looked frightened not angry from the look of his eyes. Her eyes widened when she realized that the dragon had a strange gem in his head of the same color as the dark mist around him, like it didn’t belong to him. Someone it’s controlling him. She whipped around to find a mysterious man with green curly hair looking scene up in higher grounds and there was a younger man with pale blue hair scratching his neck. Like they were expecting something.

Little did she knew that there was another man holding a glowed green sword from the other side hiding in the woods waiting for the right moment.

That’s when realization hit her. “That’s it.”

When Izuku was about to take off towards the dragon she hears a scream.

“Some one! My baby!” One of the ladies cried out as the tail of the dragon is about to hit a little girl.

“Girl first dragon later.” She said as she ran. Her body glowed green as she used her powers. “Watch out!” She shouted as she reached the girl avoiding the hit barely brushing Izuku's hair. She wrapped her arms around the girl and they rolled to the ground with Izuku underneath the child with her arms around the little girl. The girl nodded in her direction as a sign of gratefulness and ran towards her mother as Izuku pushed herself off the ground. She raced towards katsuki that was above in the sky leading away the dragon from the people. When she was about 3 feet from it she levitated herself alongside Katsuki grinding her teeth together.

“Aim at the gem above his head someone is controlling him! We must set him free!” Izuku twisted her head at the mysterious man she saw earlier.

“Deku you fuck! I told you…!”

“Now it’s not the time! The gem!”

The scowl in Katsuki’s face disappears and turns in a serious one when he sees the man and heads above the dragon riding it making the dragon squirm.

“I’ll kill you if you’re lying!” He warns her but with no venom comes in it and faces the tribe men making the dragon to back off. “Restrain him!”

The moment they manage to hold him down Katsuki makes a small explosion against the black gem. The mist disappears and the dragon faints making a gust of wind. Izuku lost balance expecting a awful landing, but someone caught her.

“You really are a magnet of danger.” Katsuki mutters as he set her down on her feet.

“Hahaha” Izuku laughs nervous.

“Well I’m not into boys...But I have to admit you’re a great disguise.” Katsuki’s eyes widened at the disgusting voice coming from a big slime monster and pushes Izuku from danger.

“Kacchan!”

“Step away Deku.” Katsuki’s deep voice rang as he got trapped by the villain.

The villain caught his arms making it impossible for him to use his powers and started to force himself against Katsuki’s mouth. Izuku screams in horror as she noticed that the slime is almost encasing him completely. There were explosions but none of them made the monster to let him go, it just made it worse. “Sorry to break it to ya, but you’re gonna die and I gotta to impress those guys sooo...No hard feelings pal?” The creature laughed loudly as it continued to pull him in.

The only feeling Izuku felt at that time was fear.

“Let him go! You asshole!” Izuku shouted loudly at the monster, she planted hard on her heels making the ground tremble, her eyes and body glowed an intense green as she extended her hands towards the slime. The monster widened his eyes looking at the girl as he could feel his victim being pulled away by some force he couldn’t control. A shockwave erupted from her power, that was new to her, she paid no mind. She successfully pulled half of Katsuki’s upper body making sure that his hands were free, the moment his hands got free Katsuki coughs a few times and with a sinister smile made a big explosion against the slime’s head. The monster loses his hold and out of nowhere there was a big sword slicing the remaining slime attached to Katsuki setting him free.

Because of the force of the impact, Katsuki smashed against Izuku, they flew up in the air and rolled. Katsuki managed take Izuku in his arms, they locked eyes, lost in each other. A lot of emotions ran into their eyes, horror, fear and joy from what they witnessed earlier. Tears fell down in Izuku’s face at the sight of him being alive, she grabbed his face and clutched to him like dear life. Katsuki landed so hard that they created a crater and caged Izuku even more with his arms.

“Have no fear! For I am here!” The couple was greeted by a familiar figure, a tall man with shining white teeth and blond hair. ”DETROIT SMAAAAASH!!!!” Another gust of wind blew over them and the villain disappeared.

“All Might?!” Everyone in the tribe shouted.

“I am!” The hero smiles brightly and salutes them with his right hand. “Well keep on cheering me on! Now this hero must go!” All Might gets on his knees and before taking a leap in the sky he takes one last glance at the green haired lady while smiling and leaves.

He found her.

A few minutes have passed, they stopped the fire and the couple still haven’t let go of each other's arms. Izuku decides to break the silence and bites her lip hesitantly.

“Are you okay…?” She whispered with her eyes red from crying and Katsuki nodded with a serious face, unmoving.

“...Ehem!” A voice is heard at their sides and people started to kneel in front of them.

“Your majesty Mitsuki and Masaru Bakugou!”

Izuku blushes hard and gets off Katsuki when she heard the couple in front of them, a smirking woman with the same hair as Katsuki and a man with brown hair. Izuku realized that she looks exactly like Katsuki, she has the same crimson eyes and spiky blond hair.

“My my what a beautiful young lady!” The still smirking lady looking up and down the two teenagers.

“Hello, my name is Masaru Bakugou, king of the Southern Tribe of the Badlands.” He said smiling.

“Mitsuki Bakugou, queen of the Southern Tribe of the Badlands.” She presents herself with a soft expression looking exactly like Katsuki making Izuku turn red, again.

“I’m Izuku Midoriya, It’s an honor your majesty.”

Some recognition flashes in Mitsuki’s eyes and her eyes goes down to her neck for a second to go back to her eyes, she’s good at hiding it from everyone and smiles brighter.

“Oh! Call me Mitsuki...Thank you for your help! You have our gratitude Izuku.”

Izuku starts to move nervously her arms at all directions."No no I didn’t do much.”

“Nonsense, I saw what you did back there.” Mitsuki looks over a woman holding the girl that Izuku saved moments ago. “You saved that little girl and my idiot son.” Katsuki grunts at that but says nothing.

“Uhm…” Izuku looks at Katsuki asking for help.

“Old hag.” Katsuki steps in putting his hand over Izuku’s shoulder.

“Sop calling me old hag you brat!” Mitsuki snaps and wraps her arms around Katsuki almost choking him.

“Oi is that how you treat your nearly dead son?!” Katsuki yells at his mother, Izuku just steps aside and notices that everyone surrounding them were looking at them it was the most normal thing in the world.

Izuku pales at that.

“My...They’re always like that, don’t worry about it Izuku-chan.” A cheery voice is heard behind her.

“Kirishima-san…” Izuki says and turns to Kirishima.

“Oh and they’re not at their full potential....If they were riding a dragon there would be chaos.” A woman with pink skin next to Kirishima points out while laughing.

“You don’t say” Izuku says sarcastically to her.

“I like her, my name is Mina Ashido cutie.” The woman beamed happily and Izuku laughs.

“It was Izuku’s idea to destroy the gem.” Katsuki looks at Izuku while pushing Mitsuki off and she frowns at that.

“Gem?”

“The dragon had a weird gem on his head and I noticed some strange men watching over there.” Izuku points the big rocks in the distance, a perfect spot.

“Those bastards…!” Mitsuki snaps loudly. “We’ll search the area.” She said while fuming smoke through her nostrils and Masaru tries to calm her down.

“How about you give this young lady a ride and I calm down your mother?” Masaru changes the subject and takes Mitsuki away.

“Tell your mom Inko that I’ll drop by to have some tea!” Mitsuki yells in the distance to Izuku and she smiles before turning to Katsuki.

“Hell yeah! Take me to a ride! yeah?” Izuku beams with stars in her eyes. Izuku clings to Katsuki’s right arm as she flashed her eyelashes. Katsuki blinked several times, he ran his crimson eyes up and down like he had trouble placing the six year old Izuku he met in the forest. He could hear his thumping of his heart against his chest, he was shocked, he realized that she is a woman and he is a man, they had grown up. Izuku is inexperienced when in comes to the opposite sex, she didn’t considered herself as a seductress, she had some tricks under her sleeve from those romance novels she used to read and boy that reaction was gold.

“...Alright.” He said and takes her hand.

They flew up in the skies in direction on her village for ten minutes and some memories flashed through Izuku’s eyes. She was an expectator, she couldn’t do anything or say a thing.

A boy and a girl playing in the forest, clear ones this time.

“I’m super strong! I’m going to be the strongest of all heroes!” A six year old Katsuki shouts while puffing his chest and with his hands on his hips.

“Me too! I wanna be a hero!” Izuku standing at her full height and raising a hand.

“You haven’t even manifested your magic, how come you’re gonna be a hero? Stupid Deku” Snorts Katsuki while pointing at Izuku.”It’s better if you just step aside and let me do the job!”

“Just you see! I’ll levitate things like my mommy or breath fire like my dad!...Maybe both!” She snaps angrily at Katsuki.

“We’ll see.” He replies with a bored expression, a loud thorn is heard from the mountains making him tense and faces Izuku with a serious face.”Deku...I have to leave.”

“See you tomorrow here?”

“I won’t come back until It’s safe...We’re moving to the West tribe of the Badlands for a while” Katsuki takes off a necklace, a simple one with a green pendant and puts it on Izuku. “In my tribe there’s a tradition when you wanna stay with a special someone forever, keep this and I’ll find ya.”

“Then we’ll be together forever?”

“Forever.”

The two kids smiled and a woman in the distance was waiting the young Katsuki, he runs to her and takes one last glance at the young Izuku.

“Remember, we’ll be heroes!”

“Mmm!” The girl beams happily and watches the boy leave.

“You do realize that you basically married him?” A grown up Izuku tells the little girl, she couldn't be heard anyway.

“Well you’re me sooo we’re on the same boat.” Replies the young Izuku to her and faces her.

That shocked her.

“Wasn't this a memory?! Can you hear me?”

“We are the same but...not the same soul.”

“...Aren’t you mad? That I stole your life?”

“Like I said, we are the same but your soul has changed so many times...The first time we were unfortunate... misunderstood, alone in the world, another one we had no purpose, who knows how many more...Blame god if you’d like and now what are we gonna do...?” The girl asks Izuku expectant.

“Let’s become heroes! We shall not become puppets anymore.” Izuku answers smiling and extends her fist towards the child.

The girl smiles fondly and and a little gust of wind breaks loose making Izuku to close her eyes for a second, when she opened her eyes she is faced with a perfect replica of her in front of her. Like a mirage.

“We shall.” The girl corresponds her fist with her own.

“We’re here.” A voice in Izuku’s ear whispered and she noticed that they had landed back to her home.

Right.

Katsuki gave her a ride back home and now they’re back in the forest near her village, the sun has set down. She smiled at the revival of their childhood, she looked at the ground and their fingers brushed slightly when Katsuki unhooked his arm around Izuku’s waist. She stretched her fingers to let go of the jolt of sensation of his touch.

“Yeah...Um thanks for the ride.” She said, even if she didn’t remembered much of it and just the warm feeling of his arm and chest. She moved to her side and climbed off the dragon with a soft swift of the power and made eye contact with the man riding the dragon before he took off in the sky. Her feet felt numb on her steps back home, she had too much emotions in one day.

When she reached her house her mother was already outside waiting for her. “Darling!” Her mother beamed and hugs her.

“I’m home” Izuku smiles.

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Izuku jogs down in the quiet forest, it was seven in the morning and her head was filled with thoughts about the events of yesterday. Who were those people? Should I ask Kacchan about the necklace? Ahhhh it was so awesome seeing All Might in action!

After an hour, Izuku decided that it was time to go back and have breakfast with her mother when a mysterious voice rang behind her.

“There you are young lady!”

Izuku turns around, while thinking that the voice was extremely familiar, it wasn’t long before she realized why and her eyes landed on the greatest hero of all time, All Might.

“No way?! All might is right in front of me…” Her thoughts raced over and over.

“Young lady?”

“Right! All Might sir!” She saluted with her hand. ”Um, my name is Izuku Midoriya at your service!”

All Might laughs. “I saw you yesterday jumping in to save the little girl and to fight that slime monster.”

Izuki looked up to him confused urging him to continue.

“Tell me, what were you thinking when you ran into the fight?”

Izuku smiles “I guess...My feet moved of its own, when I saw that little girl’s eyes I didn’t need a second thought.”

“That’s the spirit!” All Might said before laughing again.”To be a hero is to put your life on the line to save others, there’s a lot of stories from heroes saying that their feet moved without thinking.”

Izuku was getting more and more confused, it seemed that All Might had more to say.

“Yagi Toshinori.”

“What?! You're giving me your real name?” She responds with a somewhat high-pitched voice but then she clears her voice. “That’s quite an unusual name hahaha...But isn’t it dangerous telling it to a stranger?” Izuku said as she is getting weak on her knees.

“I trust you young Midoriya.”

All Might crouches down to her level to held her shoulders.

“I've been traveling all over the world...looking for someone and that someone is you.”

Something metallic sounds behind All Might as he takes a step back Izuku notices that is a sword, the legendary sword.

“I have chosen you as my next sucesor and so this sword, when I was around the area this buddy was flashing some energy pulling me to you and when I saw you in action I knew it.” All Might says as the plants the sword in the grass.

“Are you s-suffering from some type of a disease? I mean you can still fight right?” Izuku asks.

When All Might was about to answer a small smoke came from him and the very strong man capable of lifting large numbers of men on his shoulders transformed in a skeletal man, not what Izuku expected.

“Ah shit! I’m running out of time…” All Might started to have a cough attack spilling blood.

“Aaaaaah who the hell are you?!”

“It’s me young Midoriya calm down.” All Might lifts his hands and pointed himself.

“Sir Are you okay?!” Izuku yells alarmed.

“I’m fine young lady, this was bound to happen sooner or later.”

“How come you’re fine?! You’re spilling blood!” Izuku panicked.

“A long time ago, I had a battle against our most powerful enemy, we both got seriously injured, I almost died that day and now I can only use the power of the sword for a certain use of time.”

“No...”

Why can’t she remember that?

“Young Midoriya, I need a sucesor, someone to pass down my sword, to be the next legendary hero! And that someone is you!” All Might points at Izuku. “Do you accept?”

Izuku’s face was filled with shock but turned in a serious in a matter of seconds “I do”

“Then, take this sword and forge your destiny! Let’s save the world!”

The moment Izuku touches the sword handle in front of an expectant All Might there is a blinding green light coming from it knocking them both to the ground and a few trees. After a few seconds of silence from the two of them All Might beams happily coughing a little bit of blood.

“My! What a great amount of raw power! I like it!”

“Is that a common thing?” Izuku points the sword with her eyes wide open.

All Might just laughs loudly.

“Let the training begin!”

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[harryfeatgaga]

rain on me really would've been THE anthem for pride this year and pride isn't gonna happen I'm so 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

SICK AND TWISTED AND QUITE FRANKLY HOMOPHOBIC TBH THIS WOULD BE A CLUB SMAAAAASH FUCK YOU COVID

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

One of my few disappointments from the franchise- in DvK1, Bakugo wasn't yelling a name for his final attack. "Detrooooooiiiiit-" "Explosiiiiiiive-" "SMAAAAASH!!!" "IMPAAAAAACT!!!"

tea

i bet he mutters attack names under his breath or mouths them or thinks em but he’s too proud/embarrassed to say em out loud

one day kiri or kami catch him muttering smth and theyre like “what was that??” and bakugou is like “NOTHING FUCK” rest in pieces

[theancientdoomabyss]

Man there's this super nice nerdy glasses-wearing girl with straight long brown hair and curves that works at Walgreen's that I wanna smaaaaash the innocence out of. Why do I wanna fuck innocent nerdy girls so hard.

[sometipsygnostalgic]

mother 3 for all intents and purposes is grindy as fuck especially when compared with its predecessor. for a game ive spent 20 hours on i feel like ive barely seen anything because the game frequently traps you into very small locations where you fight the same enemies dozens of times to get enough money to buy an item that makes you die in one less hit in a brutally unfair bossfight. 

like, Earthbound had some horrible enemies (starman super, anyone?) but the only part of the game where i really struggled to  reach the next scripted event was probably the ending where youre trapped in the past. there was a generous number of ways to gain EXP and you could instawin if you fought enemies you’d never fought before, and if you got a SMAAAAASH you could decimate the enemy. also the bossfights were fairly easy a lot of the time, they would always get me first try but i’d eventually move past them. lets not talk about the nightmare boss where the best tactic is to turn on the AI

now, with mother 3, it’s quite different... STRATEGY is key to surviving most of the bossfights, rather than speed necessarily. 

except, most of that strategy involves you moving past the same tiny set of enemies and replaying scripted events as you have to refight deeply overpowered foes....

combine that with how you’re forced to fight EVERY random enemy you encounter unless you ruun past them, there’s no autowin mechanic for example, and how your ability to explore is always extremely limited because there’s only one main town (as opposed to MANY more in EB), then mother 3 feels like it keeps throwing obstacles in your way as you try to get to the actually good content, which is the script

earthbound didnt have an amazing script, but it had a unique environment and a hilarious, breathing world. just existing in the game is a lot of fun. that’s not really the case here, as the world isn’t as zany and certainly isn’t as large or free. 

as for the music battle mechanic, i dont like it much. i dont like the battle music in m3 (except for the pork army theme ofc... also that twinkly theme for the elder mr battys) and i dont like how the sound effects are so distracting, and how the entire mechanic slows battles down to a crawling pace yet is utterly necessary to master to beat a difficult foe. 

of course, beating a hard foe is extremely satisfying, but i have no clue how im going to get past miracle fassaad....im literally stuck there and there isnt a fucking save point in the place theyve trapped me so grinding is useless, here comes replaying all the stuff you just did again!

[meme-queen-98]

Me with my friends: gosh diddly darn it; Frick fracking patty wacking awesome; oh gersh

Also me with my friends: Bitch ass hoe; MOTHER FUCKER; Lemme SMAAAAASH;MARAGAHWANA (marijuana); fucking Jesus Christ gUYS

[minijenn]

I AM YELLING

NINTENDO

FIX YOUR SHIT GODDAMMIT

[fo4companionsreactions]

could you do someones perceptions of the companions, having never played fallout before? Like what they think the companions are, based on what they've heard?

Basically…

Ada: Robocop but not

Cait: Fight me.ext, Drinks like a fish, ACCENT

Codsworth: “Yes sir, no sir, of course sir!” MAKE HIM SAY DICK

Curie: FRENCH FRENCH FRENCH, SMOL, innocent af doesn’t know what sex is

Danse: Tin can ASS man, musclebound GOD or something

Deacon: Disguises for days, Commonwealth Rocky Horror

Dogmeat: Doggo, pupper, woofer, preciousness embodied

Gage: Commonwealth Marylin Manson “FUCK YOU PUSSY”

Hancock: DrUgS SeX bAcon Ozzy Osbourne FUCK THE POLICE

MacCready: HIGH NOON MOTHERFUCKER, maccreadies mac n’ cheese mac daddy, TEETH

Nick: Sexy metal robot cop, pls fuck me

Old Longfellow: Leave me alone I’m not done being drunk and sad

Piper: BLUE. aRe You A sYnTH???? everyone wants in bed

Preston: settlements settlements settlEMENTS SETTLEMENTS SETTLEMENTS

Strong: Angry Shrek, SMAAAAASH

X6-88: Emo Blade coslplayer, emotion.ext FAILED

Maxson: DEATH TO SYNTHS, DEATH I SAY, fuck me daddy

[blazinbeautywrites]

SMASH OR PASS JAY PARK OR ZICO

SMAAAAASH THE FUCK OUTTA JAY PARK!!!!Smash Zico too. But he'd be a one night stand that I never tell anyone about lmao.

[bwicblog]

AH: ⋛⋋ it ⋌⋚ AH: ⋛⋋ is ⋌⋚ AH: ⋛⋋ TIME!!! ⋌⋚ AH: ⋛⋋ https://youtu.be/Woeao_ZLlR8?t=31 ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ur welcome ⋌⋚

MN: thE fuck did .I just walk into

AH: ⋛⋋ magic. ⋌⋚

MN: that looks lEss likE magic and morE likE somEonE nEEds to lay off thE mEad

TT: shouldn'T you be busy (\/)rushing on your besT friend bird boy TT: lololoplololololololololo

AH: ⋛⋋ um???? excuse u???? ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ i dont have a crush on caelon thats dumb ⋌⋚

TT: you TT: heard TT: me TT: nerd TT: bird

TT: youre dumb

AH: ⋛⋋ ur dumb >:v ⋌⋚

TT: no you

AH: ⋛⋋ also MN u wouldnt recognize magic if it was right in front of ur nose ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ http://taimatrolls.tumblr.com/post/139073378698/edward-glock40-hands-finally-this-meme-gets-an ⋌⋚

MN: .I. rEcognizE thE magic of intErnEt mEmEs

AA: omgggg, that shit is classic.

AH: ⋛⋋ hell yeah!!! ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ finally. ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ someone who understands tru beauty ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ;v; ⋌⋚

AA: y. only one flaw: therne's, like, zerno birnbs, dude.

AA: so lemme ftfy.

AA: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA

AH: ⋛⋋ dyhfcjfkg ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ lmao ron ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ like if u cry every time ⋌⋚

TC: Lemme smaaaaash

AH: ⋛⋋ no ron ;< ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ go find becky :/// ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ http://taimatrolls.tumblr.com/post/133649685023 ⋌⋚

TC: You wa~t sum fuk?

TT: This is The dumbesT sTuff ive seen and i've seen rikkin in person

AH: ⋛⋋ i guess u havent seen urself in the mirror lately then lmaooo ⋌⋚

TT: yeah i have and i am beauTiful

AH: ⋛⋋ (=v=) ⋌⋚

TT: even when i am asleep on sTarla's (\/)ou(\/)h i look fanTasTi(\/)

AH: ⋛⋋ so u dont mind if i post those snaps here then ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ (ov~) ⋌⋚

TT: i mean sure, i am jusT hoping ThaT you donT geT Too jealous

AH: ⋛⋋ why would i get jealous??????? ⋌⋚

TC: After~oo~ drama - ! love !t

TT: be(\/)ause i goT To be (\/)loser To sTarla Than you were able To geT To (\/)aelon duh

MN: oh .MY. god thE mEmE magic is too strong MN: no .I.m out .I. haVE to kick somEonEs ass byE

AH: ⋛⋋ ???? ⋌⋚

TC: OOOOOOHHHH

AH: ⋛⋋ what u cuddled her? ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ big deal ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ive known her for sweeps n shes kinda cuddly to me too nerd lol ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ besides, why would i be jealous of u when i got a face like this just saying http://68.media.tumblr.com/40772c20bdf201449fb18ddc8d14d4de/tumblr_oatnerlI131sjachbo2_400.png ⋌⋚

TC: The gree~ o~e has a po!~t, they're adorable

AA: !!

AA: !!!!!!

TT: and i am adorable Too i am jusT Trying to find my phone

AA: omg, arne you the kid frnom the alley?? >:}

AH: ⋛⋋ (~vo) ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ... ok first of im not a kid just bc im short!! im almost 8 ⋌⋚

TC: A small l!ttle w!ggler

AH: ⋛⋋ second of all idk??? who r u??? ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ur just jealous im younger but still more beautiful ⋌⋚

AA: i am supern fucking wounded you obvs did not google my shit. like, supern supern wounded. like, knife thrnough the pumpbiscuit wounded.

TT: http://i.imgur.com/PoQgD4B.png TT: yeah i am sorry buT There is more Than one horse in This (\/)uTe ra(\/)e okay TT: and i am in The lead

AH: ⋛⋋ ???? ⋌⋚

AA: ~// HELLO CITICINS!!! \~ AA: ~// THE SPARK IN THE NIGHT HAS RETURNED AGAIN!!! \~

AA: ~// (Hi! Who are all of you? :D) \~

TC: Who the fuck

AH: ⋛⋋ i still win taskur get lost bye ⋌⋚

AA: siparna!! duh. AA: unless yrn anothern fluff topped grneenie. in which case, _lmao._

AH: ⋛⋋ and uhhh??? i mean i meet a lot of ppl in the alley- ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ OH ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ ITS U ⋌⋚

AH: ⋛⋋ :DDD :D :DD ⋌⋚

TT: hey (\/)an you guys shuT The fu(\/)k up and pay aTTenTion To me

AH: ⋛⋋ no ⋌⋚

AA: ~//I PAY ATTENTION WHEN I WANT TO PAY ATTENTION!!!\~

AH: ⋛⋋ and my name is rikkin uvu ⋌⋚

AA:~//Cool I'm Tallow :D \~

AA:~//Does anyone here like Supertroll\~

TT: i haTe all of you

AA: ~//Wildfire spots his newest archenemy\ ~ AA: ~// The likes of which can almost be compared to the aquatic atrocity \ ~

AA: see, i know a rmiccin, so I was like: nnnn that is T Ö T E S not the name, and AA: uH. >:}

AA: dnw, tt, i think the pupa likes you.

ID: let's pay even less attention to tt and pay attention to me.

TC: H! S!para

AA: ~//I'm not a pupa I'm 6 shut up\ ~

AH: ⋛⋋ omg ⋌⋚

TC: Go away Hadea~

ID: hmmm.... nah.

MD: Dude no that's still pupa age. AA: ~//Who asked you!!! >:C \ ~

AH: ⋛⋋ brb i gotta check on the food ⋌⋚

TT: ki(\/)ks dirT everywhere

TC: Gasps

AA: SDLKosdfhsdfkjf;sdf jldfskjlkjlkjlJ AA: sdlkjFSDLkAHAHAAHHHH AA: ~//THE VILLAIN HAS TRIED TO CUT OFF MY LINE TO MY ALLYS!!\ ~ AA: ~//THIS IS WHAT I MUST DEAL WITH IN MY HEROIC PURSUITS!!!\ ~ MD: Or you could try not playing dumb wriggler games in public chats MD: That works too

TT: (\/)hill

AA: arne we all rnoleplaying now?? AA: bc i'm outies, holy shit.

ID: as a guy wearing fairy wings right now.

TC: I roleplay that ! have a soda

ID: i can say you're all losers.

AA: ~//What \~ MD: What

TC: !s th!s how you do !t

AA: ... did you make a hat forn yrn lusus??

ID: no, asshole is getting enough love. people keep fucking feeding him.

AA: and n, n, you gotta say I DUMP THE CAN ON TC'S HEAD AA: duh.

ID: instead of me. it's a fucking travesty.

AA: they'rne feeding him and yrn not stealing the food??

AA: ~// Why are you a fairy? \ MD: Why are you wearing the wings in PUBLIC???

AA: wtf, it's like yrn not hungrny at all. f a K e.

ID: i don't eat hay sip.

ID: i'm fae as fuck right now.

ID: peeps keep asking me to make them wings though lol.

MD: Tallow I think we should lea:ve AA: ~// Why??? >:C \ MD: Because you're too little to hear about this AA: ~//AM NOT!!! \

TC: ! stop AA from dump!~g the ca~ o~ my head a~d the~ dump !t o~ the!r head

TC: Yay, we're roleplay!~g!

AA: ~// Wait what??? D: \ MD: Not you, dumbass.

AA: fucking success. see, we'rne prnos now. AA: beeteedubs, I totes meant TT. wtf all you peeps got TS for??

MD: Was any of that actual words.

TC: Do~'t make fu~ of S!para

MD: I'm not. MD: I'm asking what language Sipara is speaking.

ID: sip get to the faire already. =>:I

AD: oO hiiiii~ Oo

AD: oO it's looking very red in here today~ Oo

AA: I'm like an hourn out, fuck offffffff.

ID: red is best so.

AD: oO well red is very pretty so! Oo

AA: come out and fight these cullbait fucking drniverns so they'll stop drniving like they'rne petting theirn goddamn lusus with both hands, and, like, we will be therne S Ö Ö N E R. >:}

ID: tell them the fucking fairy prince will have their heads. =:P

AD: oO pfffft what Oo

AD: oO are you a fairy princess now Oo

ID: prince.

AA: n idk, ad, but you can lrnn2rnead orn stfungtfo, ikwim.

AA: >:P

AD: oO well i'd love to learn to read Oo AD: oO but i don't think you sound like a very good teacher! Oo

AD: oO but my sincere apologies for dishonoring the fairy prince Oo

AA: girnl, i am the best schoolfeed evern, soz. >:} AA: and yyy, good, will shout out abt the fairny prnince next time someone rnefuses to pass.

AA: strnike F E A RN in theirn H E A RN T S.

ID: on it.

AD: oO yes of course Oo AD: oO you cannot pass through this Oo AD: oO the court of the fairy prince Oo AD: oO who is really very scary! Oo

AD: oO may his sparkly powder sprinkles spell your demise Oo

ID: i feel like i'm being mocked. =:P

AD: oO of course not sir fae Oo

ID: good. because like. having fins is just as weird as having wings.

AD: oO hehe Oo AD: oO if you say so~ Oo

ID: totes did. is anyone here actually at the fair yet.

AA: phern is at the fairn alrneady, he got therne, like. yesternday?? AA: bc he does not believe in nornmal shit like S L E E P I N G.

AD: oO i just got here! Oo

ID: i'm having a hard time finding him. but then i haven't looked at a map. because stalls are distracting.

AA: his boytoy might be therne too, idefk. >:} uhh. prnobs the mossball.

AA: .. idk anyone else.

AA: call him!! AA: orn go chill with bubbles. strnangern dangern, whassat.

ID: i am having my stranger danger meter filled already, no bubbles needed.

SS: (I want it on record that texting and driving is, like, extra terrifying when its on a vehicle that definitely requires both hands to steer.) SS: (And on a totes unrelated note, I think Sipa might be anglin to kill us both! (\quq/) )

ID: what a way to go tho sip. i guesss i should call pheres. see what my getup is going to be.

AD: oO did you at least remember to wear your helmet Oo

TC: Psst Hadea~, what w!ll you be wear!~g there? ! wa~t to f!~d you so ! ca~ stuff po!so~ !vy dow~ your sh!rt

ID: that's implying i'll be wearing a shirt!

TC: Oh that makes th!~gs so much eas!er!

ID: =:P just enjoy the fucking faire and try to have fun for once.

ID: without hurting someone.

ID: you fucking weirdo.

TC: God ~o

AA: W E H A V E A R R I V E D.

ID: finally.

AA: don't sass me, brnah. therne was trnaffic. AA: and lal squalling in my flaps, A N D on my phone. AA: did you know he texted me to say, i was going2fast??

AA: like, stfu, stop starning at the speedometern and look at yrn damn phone. >:P

ID: i am all sass. i am the s a s s i e s t.

AA: n, soz, p surne that goes to prnisma.

ID: prisma isn't here to defend the crown so i rule. =>:P

AA: wherne you at, anyway?? AA: turns out i totes lied, btw, phern was off doing goth shit and not at his booth at A L L.

ID: no fucking wonder i couldn't find him. i'm at the shopping area.

SA: someone said my name.

SA: I woke up from my nap specifically becauseof this.

SA: I'm joking, my clairvoaynce is not that strong.

ID: are you at the fair yet?

AA: but is yrn clairavoyance??

AA: >:P

ID: i hope you didn't nap through your stop.

AA: .. how the fuck did you nap aftern drninking coffee??

AA: cappachino. w/e.

ID: maybe caffeine doesn't afect prisma too.

AA: i think he fell asleep again. so, like, obvs it doesn't. >:}

AA: orn else he needs to pourn morne down his chute.

SA: Sorry, I was unpacking. I am at my hotel now, actually.

SA: The caffiene only worked for so long.

SA: I will... change soon, and then I will go to the fair.

SA: Yes?

AA: yyyyyyyy.

[meme-queen-98]

Me with my friends: gosh diddly darn it; Frick fracking patty wacking awesome; oh gersh

Also me with my friends: Bitch ass hoe; MOTHER FUCKER; Lemme SMAAAAASH;MARAGAHWANA (marijuana); fucking Jesus Christ gUYS