#FUCKING DO ANYTHING YIU WANT TO ME SIR

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WHY IS CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY SO FIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE

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Can you do something for me?

Hakkai asks for a favor

Don't ask I got the idea from @danni-k from a tiktok

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It was 3 AM You had just fallen asleep in taiju's bed , he had gone out with some friends and texted you to just come over and he should be home in 15 minutes. You were exhausted from work and didn’t wanna make the trip of taking the train and walking the rest home. Already in deep sleep you felt another presence, you assumed it was taiju coming home finally and just getting situated to get ready for bed. What you didn’t expect was your body being light shaken. You laid there, then there was a pause and now you could a hear voice calling you “hey….. sister in laaaw” oh God you thought to yourself, you kept your eyes closed hoping that the ONLY person who calls you that would give up and go away. “come ooooon future sister in law plllease wake up” he shook you again causing you to groan. You’re heavy lids blinked open, slightly blurry vision you made out the silhouette of the very long hair, side shaven, face fucked up with some bruises male. You groaned again rubbing your eyes “hakkai give me one good reason why I shouldn’t yell at you” you yawned , he nervously chuckled rubbing the back of head “to be honest if you did what im about to ask would actually make it believable” you raised one eyebrow curiously wondering what the younger male shiba meant by that.

“YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?!” “ssshhhhh” hakkai covered your mouth trying not to let the two officers outside hear you, “please sis I’d never ask you this if it didn’t mean it was serious” you smacked his hand off your mouth “im 1. Not lying to the police and saying I’m your mother and 2. They wouldn’t even believe it hakkai” he waved off your reasoning “of course they would! just say you had me young or something besides what would it be me your brother in law locked up and wouldn’t be able to make it in time for your wedding”. You groaned placing your face in your hands “hakkai taiju hasn’t even proposed yet what wedding are you going on about” “pllllleasse I won’t ask you of anything” you gave him a knowing look “ok… I won’t ask you for anything soon but please just do me this solid” you sighed moving the blanket off of you “you better pray they believe us”. As you made your way to the front door you could see taiju talking to the two officers at the front door you inwardly groaned. He noticed you and was about to greet you “hello officers I was told by my son you needed to see me” the two officers paused looking at you up and down, one cleared his throat remembering why their there “um… miss shiba yes we wanted to warn you of your..sons activities and to just advise that it be best if you talked to him…” taiju was confused on what the fuck was going on “miss shiba? What the fuck are you two on” everyone looked to taiju,youre heart started to race and you gestured with your eyes for him to SHUT UP. “Babe what are you doing here?” The cops look to you and look to taiju “I’m sorry sir is this not your mother?” “ the fuck n-“ before he could blow your cover hakkai came storming to the front door grabbing ahold of taiju,  pulling him inside to herd him to the kitchen “come on big bro MOM said you needed to come earlier and help me clean” taiju slightly struggled confused what the fuck was going “let go hakkai!” the two shiba males moved inside while you were now left with the two officers. “ ma’am just… please watch out for your kid ok” you nodded watching as they take their leave making sure they were out of sight before you let out the breathe you were holding. You slammed the door hearing a loud thud and a groan, then you see taiju making his way towards the living room in the back you could make out a laid out hakkai who you assumed taiju threw to the ground “wanna explain what that was” you sighed but slightly chuckled “now now taiju that’s no way to talk to your mother” yiu pinched his cheeks giving him a kiss on lips and walking back to his bedroom taiju eyes went wide but Instantly he frowned “im not into that if that’s where this is going!”