#FUCK. STAN. STANNN.

[localcanadiancreature62]

AUUUUUUU. FUUCCKKK. Poor baby Stan and Ford. Ough. Issues but different lol.

also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?

Oh this is super interesting

[antiloreolympus]

5 Anti LO Asks

1. I hate how uncomfortable Hades looks in that selfie with Perse. Instead of reassuring him he’s not being stupid (the guy does care about his rep), she just takes his word for it and wraps her fucking talons around his face. She looks so psycho in that pic it’s like she’s about to kill him and he knows it.. RS is just using these sudden bursts of P being intimidating and H being submissive-peg-me-softboy to cover up the power difference between them but it’s still glaring through gurllll

2. Even if PxH was healthy (which it CLEARLY isn’t), why is Rachel trying normalise such a fucked up dynamic? They’ve trauma bonded before even going on a date and young girls are swooning over this shit?? Fuck it I’m OUT! *swoops off majestically like Demeter’s one rational employee*

3. Lmao Hades looks more scared in that selfie than Perse did in that photo she took with Apollo. She just looks shocked in that but Hades looks straight up terrified lmfao, not even embarrassed laughter just pure fear lmao

4. I’ve seen some LO stans say that we’re only complaining because our opinions have been distorted by prior unpleasant life experiences depicted in the comic such as unhealthy age gap relationships and abuse/rape. If anything, people who’ve been through such things have more say on whether the comic handles these issues tactfully (which it doesn’t). It’s like blaming a woman for having daddy issues and brushing off her street smarts for men as a result smh

5. LO stans really stupid enough to think we Stan LO Zeus and Apollo huh? Gosh they’re such imbeciles, we just hate seeing how RS did the myths dirty. We complain because the LO Zeus and Apollo are trash and the real Zeus and Apollo deserve to be portrayed with more nuance, not because we ��stannn’ the LO versions. Alas, dumbasses gonna dumbass!

[angelicmichael]

American horror stories episode 6 thots 😈 hehe. Long & rambly again bc I’m a bit tipsy atm lmfao sorry

First of all I loveee that american horror stories decided to do a episode based on national parks, bc all of the conspiracy’s surrounding them are very interesting 👁 and it makes them kinda spooky I think hehe

And all of the government shit they mentioned about national parks later in the episode was very.. risky imo djdjd but I loved the overall storyline of this episode sm

But I think it’s a perfect setting for this storyline

I love the retro look of the intro!!

The acting in this was actually pretty good imo!

I think it was the best acting so far episode wise in American horror stories

stannn 😍 omfg

I love his accent!! 🥵 it honestly makes him more hot imo lmfao

He looks like an older jim mason 🥺 and it’s making me emo

He looks so good in uniformmmm like PLZ

But seeing Stan hold his gun 👁 did something to me djdjd ngl

But it’s odd he’s protecting the cannibals?? By threatening the parents to not go public ?

But also- I know his character isn’t that dark but the fact he’s not scared by blood or by the wound, or even the cannibals is very curious 👁 and it’s making me think

I rlly like Stans character overall tho 😳🥺

BUT HE DESERVED A BETTER ENDING LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT

I’m kinda pissed he deserved better 😡

But dude.. the overall ending was just odd to me?? Idk how to feel about it. I just feel so unsatisfied

I liked how dark it was but at the same time like .. idk. I think I’m just upset about how they fucked over Stan lmao

I think my favorite episode is still Billie Lourds, but this was a close second for sure!!

I just feel so conflicted rn with the ending djdjd

I think Cody’s range was still best w Michael but.. Stan was still a v good character 😌

Anyway I have a ton of inspo to write for him now lmao

[countesskittymeow]

Wait... Why are the guns the new Emotional Support Animal™ ???

Nina and Waffles! My OTP! Oh and Mathias can be included but I don't think he'd like being an O3P. He'd probably die from blushing *cackles*

Oh shit... Poor poor Mathias. I can't wait to see what happens with him in season two.

*happy squeals* are they going to collude? Tell me they're going to collude!

World domination!

Inej *arms herself with knives*: im going with him.

Jesper *arms himself with guns*: the action's up there

Kaz *facepalms and arms himself with his cane* : we're all going to die and my ghost will haunt your ghosts for all of eternity! I wanted me revenge damn it!

Woot woot! Inejjjjj you queeeennnnnn!!!!

Wait... Is jesper hurt? Did he get hurt?!?! Nooooooo

Inej and those knife throws!!!! Like damn girl. I was already stanning but like now i STANNN!!!

Kaz to the rescue. YESSS!!!

The stag appeared and im getting literal chills again.

Alina using Inej's knife to cut out the bone! Fucking Badass! Yes yes yessss! So friggin badass!

THIS is what I am. Yes you are, Alina. Yes you are!

Also, she just absorbed the collar bone. Snerk. Get it? Collar bone? Anywho, i wonder how it will affect things moving forward.

Jesper to the rescue!

No no no...

Still couldn't shoot the pretty face 🤣 yeah, you definitely need to stope doing that Jes

Im biting my nails here.

They got out of the fold! They got out!

Bad form to kidnap someone after they saved your life. Yes yes it would.

The deal is the deal. My girl inej is standing off to the side trying not to squeal all the while thinking OMG Kaz!!! You had a moment of character growth! Of course i can't say anything or you'll deny it but yayyyy character growth. Like just... Look at her face and her hands trying to resist the urge to flail from happiness!

What have we learned?

People with trains are evil. You can't kidnap a human sunbeam. And I still can't blow out the brains of anyone with a pretty face.

He wont send us into a death trap... Bruh... You guys literally JUST got out of the fold like two scenes ago. What are you talking about?

Now that the Darkling is dead. Aw Alina, sweetie, no, he's definitely not dead. He's only become a hundred times scarier.

And I can't wait for season 2!!! *flails*

[celestianstars]

Y'ALL HE'S HERE AND HE LOOKS SO FIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIiiiIIINE. Omg I had to go hide in my bathroom for a sec. He got a fresh hair cut and trimmed his beard 🔥😍🔥😍😍🔥🔥🔥😍 and he smells so damn good too. AND HE GOT ME A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS 'for my princess' 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰 y'all Big Nasty 2.0 upgraded me from his girl to his princess. I'm so in love pheeew okay let's go get this dinner so I can get to my deluxe dessert 😏

YOURE HIS PRINCESS IM FUCKING AHHHH 🥰🥰🥰 we STAN WE STANNN!

Remember to breathe lol and ayyy hope dinner and that dessert 😉😉 is great!!!

[deathbyathousandshauns]

Small things I LOVE about LOVER

1. The fact that “I Forgot That You Existed” is really clearing the air before starting the rest of the album and letting go of any negativity that sat in reputation.

2. The end of chorus goes “I Forgot That You-“ implying that Taylor doesn’t even have the time to fully address this person or energy.

3. Her deep vocals in the prechorus of “Cruel Summer”- ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOU TO BE WAITING BELOOWWWW

4. HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL 😈

5. THIS BRIDGE ON LOVER HOLY SHIT. THE INSTRUMENTATION THE HONESTY BLEEDING THROUGH HER VOICE

6. The walk down chords are beautiful.

7. Feels like a wedding first dance song. Makes me sooo warm.

8. The fact that Taylor who once thought love was like the movies or books is now able to say “we make the rules” in terms of her love life and relationship.

9. THE MESSAGE OF THE MAN!!! FEMINISM POPPED OUT.

10. Her confidence on this track is sooo apparent and appreciated.

11. The post chorus “I’d be the man” is soooo catchy

12. IF I WAS OUT FLASHING MY DOLLARS ID BE A BITCH NOT A BALLER

13. The Archer is... the Archer and that’s enough to love it. The self actualization on this song possesses sooo much growth.

14. Her vocals and the effect on them came to cut bitches.

15. BOY I UNDERSTAAANNNNDDDD

16. “I Think He Knows” really makes you feel like your skipping down 16th Avenue. TEA.

17. LYRICAL SMILE, INDIGO EYES, HAND ON MY THIGH

18. “Miss Americana” feels like a friggin movie. I feel like I’m on the bleachers at a high school football game and it’s all dark and mysterious.

19. GO! FIGHT! WIN!

20. “She’s a bad bad girl” is sung like it’s out of a mean girls movie and I am OBSESSED with this intent

21. PAPER RINGS is such a happy bop. Makes me wanna dance

22. THREE TIMES CUZ I WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE

23. the key change came straight for my soul

24. The beginning of “Cornelia Street” has a card door opening, the end has it closing if you listen closely ATTACKED.

25. the fact that she points out how she casually spoke of Cornelia Street initially by just renting it, but now it’s become such an important mark and representation of memories of her relationship.

26. When it’s just her voice and the piano during the bridge... beautiful.

27. THESE LYRICSSSSSS ON CORNELIA STREET YALL IM CRYING

28. Memorize the creaks in the floor

29. MY MY MY MY MY my My MY

30. The guitar chords on “Death By A Thousand Cuts” are beautifullll

31. This song feels like a true build up of emotions and I cry every time.

32. The way her voice is shouty / cracky when she sings “It’s OK when it’s NOT”

33. The piano.

34. MY AMERICAN SMILE LIKE A CHILD WHEN OUR EYES MEET.

35. She sounds so happy on “London Boy” it’s so cut, how could we not stan.

36. Took me back to high GATE met all of his best MATES

37. “Soon You’ll Get Better” is heartbreaking and honest. So personal yet feels so relatable for anybody who has somebody they love going through an illness. I can relate. Love you Taylor stay strong pls.

38. THE SAXOPHONE

39. Lo-oo-ooo-o-ve

40. got the WINE for you

41. I’m New York City

42. How the hook builds anticipation by seemingly not being able to fit all the words in the stanza.

43. YNTCD OUR LGBTQ BOPPPP THANKS FOR THIS ONE TAY

44. The vocals on the “Afterglow” Chorus. *Chefs Kiss*

45. Sooo relatable when you know you’re the one who fucked up which is pretty often for me yikes

46. We love Brendon Urie... we just love him.

47. SPELLING IS FUN MOTHERFUCKERSSS DONT LIE

48. Song makes me so happy, I want to get up and dance whenever it’s played. Their voices are the best together.

49. It is really nice to have a friend. I love this song title so much

50. The story is so cute. So many different kinds of friendships and experiences that are all nice to have and share with people

51. Proceeds support a school in my city so we have no choice but TO STANNN even though we already did.

52. Step into the daylight, and let go.

53. The keys are magical on this song we are not worthy.

54. The perfect way to end the album, with the imagery of DAYLIGHT

55. The outro... fuck that hurts

56. YOU ARE WHAT YOU LOVE.

@taylorswift I love this album. From top to bottom your best work yet. I love it and I love you and catch me bopping/crying to it 24/7. Okay thnx bye that was my ted talk.

[neversatisfiedwithlife]

STANNN THEM!!! sorry sweetheart but that's not how it works. You stan whoever the fuck you want and leave other people alone, how about that😘 *kisses*

STAN KLAINE NOT BRITTANA OR HEVANS OR SAMCEDES

i mean, ship whoever you want to ship

[burgatroyd]

I STAN THE FUCK OUT OF THAT JIVE....im also obsessed w that song so maybe i was just hype BUT I STANNN