#FUCK YOOOOOOOOU

[sailermoon]

it’s so over.

[haemosexuality]

im going to sue madds buckley for psychological damage. for releasing the red means i love you

[threepandas]

Bird4Bird Part 3: Yandere Hawks

Did you know? That Fukuoka has the highest concentration of winged Quirks in Japan? Most of them in or around Kyushu. It's a remarkably recent thing too. Used to be farther north, but that slowly died off when the Hero Rising Wing died in action.

Wanna know WHY?

It's because of the fuckin Gyms.

The markets. The specialty doctors offices. The clothing lines that cater to people who have LIMBS sticking out if their backs. All of those? Yeah, they picked up and looked for the next Hero to slap a brand deal on. Because GOD FORBID they serve the community that already existed and needed them.

So folks had to move. Sell their houses.

It was that or take the train for hours each day, after all.

Because? Again. No license? Who CARES if your health suffers! Fucking WALK. Dangerous muscle atrophy and spinal problems? Should have thought about being a HERO! Bleed for the state!

You're not bitter.

You're just routinely pissed enough to spit shards of GLASS.

Doesn't help that YOUR quirk? Oh, YOUR Quirk is one of the BIG ones. One of those "why yes, I CAN bench press a small vehicle, why do you ask?" Sorta quirks. The upkeep is a NIGHTMARE. You live in a god damned SHOEBOX.

You HAVE too! Because FUCKING INSURANCE doesn't cover "frivolous" "luxury" expenses like your Hero-grade gym membership. Which you only NEED because you'd BREAK the normal machines at a standard Avian Quirk Specialty Gym. But good luck trying to agree with the BIGOTS at-!!!

.....breathe. Just.... just breath. In, then out, in, then out.

Not Worth it.

This is workout time. De-stress. Getting to stretch your wings. Work up a swea-OH MOTHER FUCKER!!

Hawks bats his eyelashs, obnoxiously in your opinion, at you and twiddle his fingers in a cheeky lil shit wave. No. NO. This is you day OFF from community service. You were supposed to be FREE of him! How is he HERE?!

You look him dead in the eyes and project MURDER.

His obnoxious grin gets bigger. It's like he WANTS you to fight him! Is... is this bullying? Are you being BULLIED? You're on fuckin PAROLE. The flesh may be so, SO willing to slam him face first through a wall... but the spirit DOESNT WANT TO GO TO JAIL. His ass ain't worth it!

Leave you crimson ass, crow demon! FUCK OFF!

He pouts exaggeratedly at you. Dramatic and fake as shit. "Aaaw, aren't we FRIENDS? Don't you want to hang ooooout~?" NO! I would sell you back to whatever hell dimension you crawled from, for a toothpick I DONT EVEN WANT!

He looks delighted.

Stop that!

You try and ignore him. Finish your work out. But he is so, SO clingy and whiny and LOUD. He's doing on purpose. You know he is. HE knows, you know, he is. You can see it in his eyes. It's the fucking malicious little sparkle.

Is he getting OFF on this? What, does he just LIKE to harrass people? Pick at them?

If he keeps fucking around, he's GONNA find out.

You storm away the second your done. Try to lose him at the changing rooms. Fail. Now he's following you... eating greasy fried chicken... OBNOXIOUSLY. Does he HAVE to FLY while he does that?! The exaggerated noises are COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!

You spin to rip him a new one, take one look at his smug, victorious expression... and? Actually? Enjoy your fucking chicken. Mama didn't raise a lil bitch. She had a Cutesy Pair Of Angel Wings™ her entire life. Was fetishized to FUCK and back. Learned the fine art of rage and taking no prisoners.

She? She raised a spiteful wrath child with a strong sense of justice.

Fuck yoooooooou.

You hope he CHOKES on that chicken. You begin to turn, but stop. He WAS looking annoyed that his plan didn't work. Why did he just start smirking? He looks entirely too smug and pleased. Not looking AT you. Over your head? Behind-?

"Omg, IS THAT HAWKS~♡?!"

Oh, fuck. You feel the blood drain from you face. His eyes flick down to yours. His PR, fake ass, smile has never been toothier. D...Don't do it. Don't you DARE.

He strikes a photo ready pose. Why YES HE IS~!

You desperately try to get out of the way. You've SEEN the carnage. The poor souls caught in the crossfire. High pitched squeals and thundering feet race closer from behind you. A red feather has by the front of the jacket. You stare down in betrayal. Back up in horror.

You're supposed to be a HERO!

The Fan's cometh. And with a howling curse, you get consumed by the crowd. Hawks laughs, bright and charming above the crowd. His feathers never leaving your body as you get thrown around. Shouldn't have ignored him~

But man, the face you made was pretty cute, too.

Following you was a great idea! He should do it more often~♡

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

I'm not asking for much, but there could be fun in a Redemption Exercise or two where the potential for chaotic comedy is through the roof

Like:

a) The sinners have to collaboratively make a new outfit for each member of the hotel, which can get Creative. Niffty gives everyone bug-related attire... the still moving legs are quite jarring for most.

b) They play Cards against Humanity, with Angel in disbelief that Vaggie and Alastor aren't doing it on purpose when the pair are winning, but pretending to have no idea what their cards mean half the time

c) They play Jumanji, without anyone present having any idea of what it references and eventually Lucifer himself has to rescue them after reports of enraged african animals rampaging the city reach him

d) Paint by numbers... at which point some people may work out some other people are colour blind when they have no idea what the fuck they are painting. It was supposed to be tranquil, but now it's oddly competitive and someone's on fire.

e) Cook-along. Paired up, the sinners and staff have to make dishes for dinner together, and it is as chaotic as you imagine.

f) Pillow fight or water gun related shennanigans. Which quickly escalates.

g) The Only Use Slang from Your Time game where others have to guess what the FUCK you are on about. It starts to get weird when someone makes quite the boner, and others have oodles of fun about it.

h) The weird activity where you're chained together and have to care for an egg with a face on it or a bag of sugar with googly eyes. Charlie misremembers how the activity goes due to sleep deprivation and it gets odd fast.

i) The Compliment Each Other session. Which gets uncomfortable fast because they're all sarcastic motherfuckers.

j) Murder in the Dark game gone violently wrong.

k) Hide'n'Seek with no end date or time specifically given, so someone nearly has a heart attack in the bathroom when someone with glowing eyes appears by the shower or hovering over them as they sleep. "Found yoooooooou".

l) The Vaggie spiked everyone's drinks so they'd sleep and shut the fuck up because she's had it with their bullshit Activity. She does feel a little guilty... but the chance to actually fall asleep without the palce exploding or burning down is delightful...

m) The Where's Niffty? Exercise that's more an everyday chore of tracking her down than a session but everyone searches in forced pairs.

etc

[lacallemojada]

2, 42 & 53 😁

Hello Cam! Thank yoooooooou :)

2. what would you name your future kids?

Wooooooow hahaha well, if the choice was only mine, my future non existing kids would probably be name Olivia and/or Nora and/or Mateo (which are my favorite names right now).

42. favourite book(s)

Believe it or not I have favorite books even if I only read fanfiction now haha Those are: Marina by Carlos Ruíz Zafón (It's a young adult novel but still one of my favs, so good, so heartbreaking, so Zafón. I just love it), The House of Special Purpose by John Boyne (random fact about me, I loooooove History and History about royal families, so the russian royal family is not an exception) and The House of The Spirits by Isabel Allende (such a fucking great novel that tells the story about the powerful women from a family through the years).

53. 5 things that make me happy

Already answered.

[indigayghost]

My bf is definitely adhd

Like

Completely, totally, undeniably adhd

But he's in that phase like "noo, if I was nd somebody would have noticed before what if I'm faking it??"

Like I get it dear we've all been there

BUT TODAY

TODAY

THIS FUCKING PIECE OF WET FUNGUS

CAME TO ME

AND SAID

Wow I'm kinda sad and anxious today because I woke up late and couldn't do my ritual where I sit and write up my day so then I can remember what I need to do because if I didn't do it I forget and get angry and anxious the whole day

That's

That's like

The most neurodivergent thing I have ever heard

And this gayboy I took out of the street into my loving audhd arms have the BALLS to tell me "no I'm pretty sure I'm neurotipical"

FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU

[wandabear]

Ohhhhh moiiiiii! Congratu-fucking-lationsssssss! I am happy you found your forever person!

Pleaseeeeeee take your time with your fics and just have a great time for yourself and your person!!!

Thank yoooooooou!

oh my, this already made me cry again. I couldn't get my vows right because I started crying like a fool! Such a sap!

I have a mini vacation so… I'm writing, I swear. I'm doing Come Undone first.

[furioushoneymaple]

NOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DONT NEEEEEEEEED A FANFICTION, I NEEEEED A WIKI FANDOOOOM, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOOOOOU????????

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

I love how BV started as super sweet with a bit of angst and H/C and then turned into the smuttiest and hottest smut ever.

Geeeeeeeeez, Jamster. You outdid yourself this time!

The whole scene before the shower?! Ze masturbating while thinking about Olena?! Olena joining him and them making out?! The whole blow job scene?! Ze fucking her against the wall afterwards?!

Brilliant. Perfect. Amazing. Awesome.

Thaaaaaaaaank yoooooooou!

[mortallyclassypizza]

With all due respect, I would rather eat shit

[life-through-my-eyess]

Guess the fuuuuck whhhhaaat…

[lunati0ns]

camila is so cute bro. i'm going to die

[adhdo5]

Okay but Laplace’s Angel is BEGGING for an ambitious animated video w/ the O5 Council because all the choruses could have the O5 that that particular chorus version isn’t focused on singing the backup in the background...

[defsbeom]

back from the dead just to say,,,

fuck jyp :))

[strangefellows]

every time a piece of media teases me with either a potential villain redemption arc, a villain that COULD get one, or even a villain working with the heroes as an antivillain to help them and then IT GETS TAKEN THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME my salt level rises

given modern media and their attitudes on this, i swear to god im gonna eventually turn into the dead sea

[inkstaineddaughter]

Tuesday Morning

My phone was still warm in my hand after the hospital called to tell me that my mom had just passed away. Out of sheer, blind habit, I opened up the Tumblr app and saw that Adam Driver had been nominated for an Oscar for his role in Blackkklansman.

My smile in that moment was probably what kept my heart beating. Which reminded me to continue living second-by-second. Then minute-by-minute.

Honestly, Mom cared very little about Adam Driver other than the fact that he was a Marine and how my deranged lust over him gave her the right to tease me mercilessly and post half-naked photos of him on my Facebook.

But there’s no way in hell now, that, if he does win, it will not be FOR HER!