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joezworld · 4 years ago
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Silverliner Cults and Pet Cars
So this is what happens when @rise-comics and I are left mostly alone in a discord server.
Most of this is canon.
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I like to think that the one speaking english is the metroliner cab car
[12:15 AM]and all the acelas speak french just to annoy the rest of the NEC
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:18 AM Buzz(in a Roz voice): I have not a goddamned clue what y’all are saying
📷@Jz1 and all the acelas speak french just to annoy the rest of the NEC 📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:19 AM Then they meet the one Charger who sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger
📷@Jz1 Every charger has a different accent, which really does not mesh well with the rest of Amtrak, most of whom were built in Pennsylvania or Indiana and therefore have the blandest accent possible 📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:21 AM It’s called variety
[12:22 AM]- The one Long Range Charger, currently drunk off their ass(edited) 📷Jz1 — Today at 12:23 AM It's called One train with four accents. They send a Genesis to pick up the new Chargers and he spends the entire ride home regretting ever making fun of the Acelas because at least they don't speak with an accent jesus christ this isn't in english
[12:23 AM]He gets to beech grove and is visibly twitching
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:24 AM When they’re at Chicago, the Genesis has started contemplating murder
[12:25 AM]Until one of the chargers offers up their stash of acid as a bribe
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:25 AM "No one would blame me" [Queens accent from the back] What? "Nothing!" [California Accent from the back] Sounded like something man.
📷@Rise Comics(she/her) Until one of the chargers offers up their stash of acid as a bribe 📷Jz1 — Today at 12:26 AM There's not enough acid to make this bearable
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:26 AM At some point, there probably has to be trolling involved, from the POV of the genesis
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:27 AM By the time they pass through Iowa the Genesis is spreading baseless lies about how Amfleet cars work
Jz1 — Today at 12:27 AM
The Chargers take him at his word and start setting up shrines
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:31 AM Oh god, Amfleet shrines
📷@Rise Comics(she/her) Oh god, Amfleet shrines 📷Jz1 — Today at 12:32 AM [Chargers] - We must leave offerings to THE SILVER FLEET
[12:32 AM][SEPTA Silverliner parked nearby] - The what now?
[12:33 AM]That acutally would be even funnier - they have no idea what an Amfleet looks like so they Cargo Cult the Silverliners
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:33 AM [The NJT F40s watching this happen] - dying of laughter, hard enough to derail without moving(edited)
Meanwhile the ACS-64 fleet is growing more and more CONCERN with each passing day
[12:34 AM]it is unclear whether they feel that the Chargers are nuts, or if they've missed a memo Jz1 — Today at 12:35 AM
They try to worship one of the Metroliners. It ends badly
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:35 AM
The Genesis that instigated it is either laughing, terrified, or both
Jz1 — Today at 12:36 AM That Motherfucker hopped on the first Empire Builder west and made this mess someone else's problem
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:36 AM Lol
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[12:38 AM]Then an F59 just gets fed up enough to pull strings and get that guy back into Philly to beat his ass in the most Philly way possible. Jz1 — Today at 12:40 AM Poor sap arrives in Philly and the Entirety of Philly yard is like the locker shrine scene from MIB2 except they're all trying to worship some poor silverliner who is scared out of his mind(edited)
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:41 AM I can only imagine how scary it’d be to be in that situation(edited)
[12:42 AM]Or how funny it is for the SEPTA AEM-7 watching this happen(edited)
📷@Rise Comics(she/her) Or how funny it is for the SEPTA AEM-7 watching this happen(edited) 📷Jz1 — Today at 12:43 AM The entire AEM-7 fleet is laughing so hard they reverted to Swedish
[12:44 AM]The Acelas are laughing in French
[12:44 AM]The entire yard sounds like a fucked up version of Ellis Island
[12:44 AM]A single CSX engine rolls by on the bridge that goes over the yard, stops dead in his tracks, and runs the other way
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:45 AM Lmao
[12:45 AM]Woe be anyone who has to be in the yard at that moment
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:46 AM At that exact moment a Northeast regional shows up with a trainload of Amfleet coaches and a schism forms
[12:46 AM]An vainglorious RDC tries to get his own cult
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:46 AM Lol
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:47 AM No work is accomplished on this day
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:49 AM
Ah yes, the Amfleet Cult incident of 2016 is one acid trip of a comedy
Was Franz Kafka one of the staff?
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:50 AM He only wishes he was
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:51 AM Lol
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:51 AM From that point on, The Charger deliveries were done by BNSF
[12:51 AM]Surely this will cause no problems ever
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:52 AM It’s either four different accents or everyone sounds like a slightly different surfer
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:53 AM It's either very german, very california, very New York, Or very Florida (because brightline)
[12:54 AM]I also like to imagine that the brightline engines turn into Florida Engine the moment they crossed the state line
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:54 AM Yep lol
[12:54 AM]Complete with alligators
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:54 AM Fought a Gator (and won)
[12:54 AM]Fought a Gator (and lost)
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:55 AM Lol
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:55 AM Florida Engine does 'industrial quantity" of Methamphetamines, breaks land speed record Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:56 AM Florida Engine swims across port
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:56 AM Florida engine learns to swim, fights boat
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:57 AM Florida Engine accidentally kidnaps entire Panama City Police Department
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:57 AM Some guy in Lake Okeechobee says he doesn't like trains - the water bubbles and a Charger erupts from the water "I heard you were talking shit"
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:58 AM Lol
[12:58 AM]Florida Engine busted for selling fake golden bricks
📷Jz1 — Today at 12:58 AM Florida Engine arrested for selling stolen fake golden bricks
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 12:59 AM Florida Engine derails, orders Wendy’s in a nearby drive thru
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:00 AM Florida Engine steals his own wheels, puts himself up on blocks Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:02 AM
Florida Engines accidentally welded together in one consist.
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:02 AM Florida Engines try to recreate Baldwin Centipede, accidentally create a different kind of Centipede
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:04 AM Florida Engine gets drunk, tries to fly
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:04 AM Lmao
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:05 AM Florida Engine vows revenge on airplanes - claims "they've had it too good for too long"
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:05 AM Florida Engine arrested for attempted arson via spaghetti
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:06 AM Florida Engine arrested for screaming about "noodle incident" at 4AM
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:07 AM Florida Engine consumes too much NOs, recreates 2 Fast 2 Furious
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:07 AM Florida Engine jumps drawbridge - claims it was late for court
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:08 AM
Florida Engine breaks world record for fastest and longest sustained multi track drift
📷Joseph R (he/him) — Today at 1:09 AM and hits a signal
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:09 AM Florida Engine steals house - claims fourth amendment
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:10 AM Florida Engines steal shed to avoid rent(edited)
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:11 AM Florida Engine crashes off end of line - claims he was going to Orlando to "see that rat mickey"(edited)
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:12 AM Florida Engine bites gator - claims it tasted like chicken
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:13 AM Florida Engine invades NASA Cape Canaveral - swears vengeance against SpaceX and Elon Musk
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:16 AM
Florida Engines steal SpaceX rocket, dunks on Musk
Jz1 — Today at 1:16 AM Florida Engine Hacks Elon Musk's Twitter, Causes Dogecoin Pump and Dump
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📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:17 AM Florida Engines block port of Miami in world’s longest consist Jz1 — Today at 1:18 AM Florida Engines claim this act of sabotage was to support the container ship Ever Given "in her hour of need"
[1:19 AM]Florida Engines seemed unaware that Ever Given was freed two months ago Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:21 AM
Florida Engine spills fruit train, creates jam
Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:22 AM Florida car cosplays as train, wears cone as a hat
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Jz1 — Today at 1:24 AM Florida Airplane lands on Train Tracks, offers Florida Engine "a fair fight"
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:25 AM Florida Engine and Florida Plane fight in world’s largest Wawa, Florida Boat wins
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:25 AM Hahahaha
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:26 AM A gator was shoved where the sun don’t shine
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:26 AM Florida Engine attacks John Deere Dealership, fights gators
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:28 AM Florida Engine throws pet gator at John Deere dealer(edited)
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:29 AM Florida Engine steals Car, claims he was 'adopting it'
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:31 AM Florida Engine sells stolen cars as ‘pet cars’ 📷1
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:32 AM Florida Engine and Florida Boat conspire to traffic in exotic "pet cars"
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:34 AM Florida Semi-Truck roped into exotic ’pet car’ scheme by Florida Engine and Florida Boat.
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:35 AM Florida Crane arrested in increasingly-large "pet car" bust
[1:35 AM]Florida Submarine also under suspicion
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:38 AM Autoracks stolen by Florida Train
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:38 AM Florida "pet car" bust increases - multiple Florida Engines suspected
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:39 AM Florida East Coast Railway Indicted In ‘Pet Car’ Scandal
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:40 AM Florida Plane denied bail in "pet car" arrests - deemed a flight risk Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:45 AM Florida Train acquitted on all charges relating to ‘pet car’ scandal, still fined for public exposure.
📷Jz1 — Today at 1:46 AM Florida Train thanks Florida Lawyer for proving innocence - Florida Boat and Florida Crane to go to trial next week
📷Rise Comics(she/her) — Today at 1:48 AM Florida Boat was actually Egyptian fishing trawler. Florida Boat still at large.
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unsexyfeedback-blog · 7 years ago
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After reading my post and I am not sure you read it because your comments are full of errors and misrepresentations.
#1
Funny calling me creepy coming from you a tumblr in the NSFW community. Creepy is a subjective term. I would think someone sexually open minded, living in a married open relationship, doing porn, would be open to other ways of living. If I was female 40+ going after young skinny boys (18+ of course) you would think it was hot. Shame on you for being a hypocrite to your own lifestyle and community.
Do you know who this is?  Gianluca Vacchi an Italian 50+ millionaire with his now divorced wife  Giorgia Gabriele 30 or so at the time. The only difference between me and him is money. (also maybe be body shape LOL working on it) And I bet that if I had money to back my proposal your attitude would be very very different. See the hypocrisy in your comment? 
Gianluca is my role model in terms of where I am going with my own fitness goals. Georges Lucas and Steve Jobs are also my role models in terms of overcoming everyone else's objections to their visions.
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Where the fuck do you get that? I am confident with my vision and concept.. not the same as ego. I am not comparing myself to Georges Lucas but do you know how many people shot down his idea for Star Wars yet his confidence in his vision got him where he is today. If you heard him speaking nobody would accuse him of having a fuelled ego. I have no idea where you see an ego issue when I am looking for a creative partner to contribute to this show. This is not a scripted show so to make this work obviously the cohost is very very important.
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I know this quote from Kid Rock, didn’t know its origins. You or I can’t tell the future and whether or not I can back it up.  Only time will tell if I will be able to back it up.
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Nothing in life is free 
SFW content revenue sharing
When we will travel together and produce SFW content for Youtube and other social media platforms, your “pay” will be traveling while having no basic expenses, for example lodgings (obviously), food and all costs related to travelling and visiting touristic sites.
You think it costs nothing to cover the cohost living expenses? Did you actually read the proposal or just looked to nit pick. Just because I doubt you read this but this part is SFW content meaning no nex in this content.
NSFW content revenue sharing
For the NSFW content you will not get paid in advance of the sale of content we will produce like in larger adult production companies. We are going to be a small independent production company where nobody tells us what we need or have to do. The team we will build together will make all decisions. However as we determine the basic costs of operation (fuel, Skoolie repairs, food, etc..) then we can split the after expense profits evenly. We will have to look at this again with an accountant as we get closer to start producing NSFW content.  Please rest assured that you will never ever have any expenses to pay as we travel together and produce, SFW and NSFW content.
Again look at the bold text here. I am pretty clear on revenue sharing for the actual sex on camera and that at some point we will consult an accountant to figure out the split.
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The getting paid issue is dealt with in #3 and you had nothing originally truthful or even correct about the proposal.
Do you feel foolish yet? Again you missconstrued my proposal by NOT FUCKING READING IT. 
Yes this is an unconventional arrangement with financial connections. What marriage or serious relationship isn’t. Your making me sound like a sex trafficker or a pimp who beats his girls!!!! based on what you read LOL or not... I clearly state that its an open door relationship.
I think it goes without saying that our first tour together will be only for a few weeks. Once completed we can evaluate its success and if we manage not to kill each other, we can extend the tour or I can simply bring you back home.
Yes there is a business arrangement but if I love my partner I want to help her. Obviously the original premiss is “cohost/romantic/sexual partner” but based on two adults communicating we can make changes to the deal depending on what each of us wants.
Before making “Fake News” half assed researched comments, maybe you should have read from A to Z carefully and asked questions first before shiting on some else's ideas because maybe your life sucks so bad you're looking for something or someone to vent on (that is my sarcastic comment just like your unicorn one). If you had given me constructive criticism and offered valid points I would have taken them and used the information to make improvements on my vision. But all you did is “Fake Newsed” it.
Otherwise I hope you have yourself a wonderful fucking day!!!
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#1
Feedback is based on knowledge of what your giving feedback from. You lack the knowledge because it is blatantly obvious you simply skimmed over it.  I gave you feedback based on your comments that where misrepresentations (not a different perspective) of what I wrote. You approached my proposal biased and with your perspective (which you are allowed to have a different one then me) however that perspective blinded you to what I actually wrote and ment. Then you proceeded to write feedback with half truths. This is not about perspective at all and that is just an excuse you seem to like using.
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I never said that tumblr girls are creepy!!!!
Funny calling me creepy coming from you a tumblr in the NSFW community. Creepy is a subjective term.
I thought you would catch my drift. There is some creepy weird stuff in tumblr and was alluding to creepy is relative to the point of view of the person viewing. 
Just like you are in Reddit or Tumblr, I am expressing my sexuality via this proposal.  In the same way that I respect and actually admire you for being sexually free and liberated, please respect me in the same way, even if you’re not interested in my proposal and you think I am nuts. (I know I am nuts) To me BDSM does not give me pleasure but I would not slut shame (or manwhore shame) someone who did. We all get pleasure in different ways and that’s the beauty of being alive. 
Not my fault you didn't read my proposal.
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What would be the difference with meeting on a dating app? Many people want different things and you can choose to reply if you like or IGNORE if you don’t. Obviously you are not aware of that option.
Your snarky answers are truly dishonest. Yes I invited you to travel with me but not before you had a chance to vet me via my social media and we get to know each other over many months!!!!!
Then and only then we could choose to meet or not, to begin with. Then if there is a connection sexually we could have some fun together. 
Then if during our travels (as on open relationship/poly/swinging couple) we/you met someone that interests us/you we can talk about inviting them to have some fun.
Truly your slant on what I meant and said is way way off to the point of being Fake News.
Again would you find creepy if the form message was linked to a request to travel with an older woman you don’t know on a bus to perform sex acts and pick up guys? Just having reversed the roles just brings me back to the Fake News slant you put on my proposal that is so way off from what I said no matter if its just a pipe dream. 
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#1
You wasted your own time by replying in the first place. You had the option to ignore and even block me. But your ego thinking you knew better then me absolutely couldn't shut up and needed to rant.
Yes I may have used a “standard form message” but I don’t message to all. You have no way of knowing how many I messaged your comment is another blatant example of “Fake News”.
I understand more than you think and you have no way of knowing what I understand since again you have proven that you have not read my proposal thoroughly or even my response since you replied practically before I pressed on the send button. Not to mention you never even asked me any questions to maybe clarify what I wrote (that you didn’t read anyways).
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You have a very different view than me of what is true. Yes your comments are ridiculous which is the first thing you said that is true.
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#1
With my social media and contacts an open book to view I can’t see how it is predatory. Your slant is so slanted that a simple invitation to travel with an unusual arrangement makes it predatory then so be it. I intend to harm nobody and I am not hidden in the dark shadows waiting to pounce on the next innocent victim like you make me out to be.
Again only as an example not to compare myself, people said that Elon Musk's dream of SpaceX was unrealistic.
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#2
Well based on your slanted and biased misreading skills coming from you it’s a compliment. Reading [your comments] reeks of privilege and fundamental misunderstanding of what “cohosts” are [going to be] about.
#3
First of all I never said “hero”. I said mentor for his physical appearance and his dedication to training and keeping a fit body. 
I don’t know what your problem is but you have a very slanted biased perspective on my proposal. Based on continuously showing me over and over that you didn’t read my proposal... skimming does not count, it is not surprising that everything you says rubs me the wrong way. You are the type to share on Facebook a “Sylvester Stallone is dead” article with checking to see if its true.
You are allowed to have a different perspective then me and I have no issue if your comments reflected that. What rubs me the wrong way is that you commented half truths and, made me look like a predatory creep without knowing me and worse without READING THE FUCKING PROPOSAL.
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