#FOOD !!!
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my-random--thoughts · 2 days ago
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OMG I FOUND THE BURRITO BLANKET HERE!!!
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 9 hours ago
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theonion · 1 day ago
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Phasing into our reality with instructions for the new cooking technique, J. Kenji López-Alt returned from the Beef Dimension with a previously unknown sear method that was beyond human comprehension, sources confirmed Tuesday. “I have glimpsed the cosmic dance of the meat and the stovetop and borne witness to beef’s true nature,” said the chef and bestselling author of The Food Lab, who reportedly caused those around him to grow concerned as he jabbered incoherently about mountains of non-Euclidean tri-tips that needed to be cooked on high for both an instant and a thousand eternities. Full Story
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sennamaticart · 2 days ago
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Born for the t-shirt and jorts combo, forced to wear wizard robes.
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prokopetz · 1 day ago
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I'm guessing my grocery delivery service is having stocking issues right now; I just stepped out my front door to retrieve their latest delivery and found, instead of the expected returnable cardboard carton, a large bubble mailer containing a single loaf of bread.
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pixiexbites · 24 hours ago
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 13 hours ago
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prokopetz · 11 hours ago
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I've been trying for months to figure out why my mac and cheese has been coming out bitter lately – is it the cheese? The spices? The tap water? – and I've just now discovered that apparently it's actually the macaroni. Something in the pasta itself is leaching a strong bitter flavour into the water when boiled; I hadn't noticed before because I'd never tasted the pasta without the sauce.
I have a box of bitter pasta. What the fuck.
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 3 months ago
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moldydominos109 · 2 days ago
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.... Sorry i ate a piece of it-
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable
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daily-spooky · 7 months ago
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brattylikestoeat · 2 months ago
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artforinfinity · 5 months ago
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On my summer grind
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Reblogs appreciated <3
[This is a digital painting, not a photo]
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a-hypnos-v · 2 days ago
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@punkeropercyjackson
Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
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nando161mando · 6 months ago
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