#FOOD !!!

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[theonion]

Operating on pure natural instinct while leaping into action to protect his beloved owners, heroic dog Snickers saved a local family of five from the threat of an herb-roasted chicken, sources confirmed Wednesday. “It was a close call, but luckily Snickers could sense the golden brown skin of the chicken we’d just roasted for dinner, and his protective nature took over from there,” said Danielle Greco, mother and longtime owner of Snickers, detailing how the 4-year-old terrier mix snapped into action without a moment’s hesitation, quickly neutralizing the threat by clamping his jaws around the chicken’s succulent legs and thighs. “If it weren’t for Snickers, I shudder to think what would have happened to my family. 

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[prokopetz]

Oh, so potatoes in your Generic Medieval Fantasy Setting doesn't challenge your suspension of disbelief, but the moment I have the party's cook reach into their pack and pull out a big block of tofu, that's a bridge too far?

[daily-deliciousness]

Strawberry swiss roll

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[iliothermia]

have been a lil busy irl.. made avgolemono and flatbreads though : 3 and an orange olive oil cake

[zylphiacrowley]

I was watching a youtube video and the subject of this food came up and there was a heated debate about it so I want to know:

[honeyrolls]

Raspberry / Strawberry / Chocolate

[lustingfood]

I love gyozas so much I wrapped 200+ for freezer meal prep (♡)

[theonion]

Explaining that it’s just more convenient, local man Andrew Gomez told reporters Thursday that he’s gotten in the habit of placing a glass of water on his bedside table before he goes to sleep in case he needs to make a huge, sopping mess in the middle of the night. “Sometimes I’ll wake up at night, and it’s nice to be able to reach over and spill water all over my nightstand, comforter, and floor without having to get up,” said Gomez, noting that he usually places a brimming cupful of water next to his cell phone and unopened mail so that he can just awaken in a disoriented state and send the glass and its contents careening everywhere while fumbling for it in the dark.

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