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âŚâŚGIRL. WHAT?
Heâs just sayin shit frfr
Edgarâs kind of swag tho tbh. Do i prefer Edmund? Yeah. But Edgar kinda fucks heâs insane, heâs the funniest bitch in dover
#shakespeare#william shakespeare#king lear#edgar#heâs just a funny guy#a fungi#dare i say#anyone who says shakespeare aint funny as shit is WRONG#hope the reading comprehension site doesnât hate me for this lmao#FLIBBERTIGIBBETđđđđ#traggyâs shit
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What they call me when I'm fem presenting : Commie
What they call me when I'm masc presenting: Comrade
#lgbtq#nonbinary#flibbertigibbet#this is from my PT department btw#I havent mac presented in a long while so when I came back with my long hair chopped in the weekend they all went âCOMRADE!!!â#đ I cant take them seriously#i've been trans name assigned#i dont mind it; i find the joke funny
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HAII!!! can u do vanessa (movie) headcanons if she was ur girlfriend :3
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AHHHHHHHH SHES ACTUALLY SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE <3
She tryâs her absolute best to make you feel like the most special person on the planet!! (and in her eyes, you definitely are.)
CUDDLING!!! Lots of cuddles bcs sheâs a snuggle bug and likes being near you. Pop on a movie while you guys just enjoy each otherâs presence.
She probably take you to Freddyâs quite often. AND YOU CANT TELL ME SHE WONT MAKE YOU DANCE WITH HER WHEN THE MUSIC IS BLASTING THROUGH THE SPEAKERS.
Not that youâd complain.
Night drives in her car while itâs raining is a must. Maybe she even stop by McDonaldâs and get a takeaway.
Sheâs a total flibbertigibbet in the relationship, AND DEFINITELY WOULD FIT INTO THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER STEREOTYPE.
Dates would include: long scenic walks through the woods or on the beach, or treating you to a nice dinner at some fancy restaurant.
You guys always try and one up each other when itâs your turn to host the date.
Trying to make pizzas at Freddyâs for Abby when Mike brings her along to his shift. (Youâs may or may not have burnt them)
Speaking of Mike, he was probably a tad confused on his first night when two random ppl showed up on the security cameras outside in the pouring rain holding hands and flirting while they waited outside for him to let them in.
ALSO WHILE WEâRE SPEAKING âBOUT MIKE!! When he canât take Abby to his shifts, you and Ness go to his house to babysit! (Vanessa gets baby feverâŚ)
Holding her closely as she rants about her dad, pressing gentle kisses to her forehead.
And after the events of the FNAF movie, you make sure to visit her a lot during her coma. Bring her flower. And holding her hand.
(soz that itâs so short I canât think up a whole lot lmaođ)
#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddyâs x reader#fnaf movie#fnaf x you#vanessa shelly x you#vanessa shelly x reader#vanessa afton x reader#fnaf movie vanessa#fnaf movie x reader#security breach vanny#fnaf security breach
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one word for each rtc character
ocean - flibbertigibbet
noel - transvestite
mischa - gangster
ricky - schizophrenic
savannah - flying
constance - nice
karnak - thigh-slapper
virgil - rat
carnie - cow-tipper
ezra - overdose
ďżźjohnny moon - arsenal
girl whose name i cant remember - soda
HELP ???
WHY IS FLIBBERTIGIBBET EVEN A REAL WORD IM SO đ
girl whose name i cant remember my favie rtc character omg đ
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on call (special):
and so begins the huntingtonâs storyline!!
i mean i guess technically itâs not about that for a while but this sl runs straight into it and thereâs no clear divide where i could say this is where the taylor and matilda storyline ends and where the hd storyline begins so i just consider it to all be one big storyline
taylor running from the hospital after giving birth
she says she misses cal but heâs not having it
is cal gonna fall for her bullshit a third time? the answer is yes
big macâs told ethan but calâs locked him out of the on call room so heâs just like i���m calling the police iâve done it before and i will happily do it again so cal lets him in
taylor says she doesnât want to name the baby until she knows theyâre safe so ethanâs like âright then, well hello flibbertigibbetâ heâs sođđ
ethan going âis she ours?â sjskdjf itâs funny but like he knows full well that if sheâs calâs then heâs gonna end up looking after her as well
calâs like âsheâs a liar! weâre not gonna get a word of truth out of her mouthâ
oop taylorâs bleeding
lmaoo calâs like âshe needs a blood gasâ and ethanâs like âokayâ and then cal just looks at him until heâs like âwhat, me?â and tries to protest
cal makes him take the baby with him too
aww ethan talking to her while theyâre in the store cupboard âwell what can i say, you seem pretty decent. i like the cut of your jib. itâs your mum i donât like. no offence. she is a compulsive liar. but you might be a knight, thatâs right. i suppose that could be calâs nose. or not.â the answer is not
âright, high five? no, okay. let us go and hustleâ
heâs struggling to get out with the carrier and the supplies and he falls over and breaks his glasses
does he say âflipâ there? blessđđ
i feel like he breaks his glasses a lot in this series? and loses them too
cal suspects taylor has a uterine infection so he sends ethan out for something else and heâs like âcarrying a baby around while half blind is one of my preferred ways of de-stressingâ sjskkdfksjdk
cal lets him leave the baby there with them
cal says there must be someone who can take her but taylor says she doesnât have anyone and sheâll just get pushed around foster homes and cal asks if thatâs what happened to her and she says yes. who knows if thatâs actually true or not
she says she loves him. pleasee donât fall for this again cal seriously
she asks him to come with her
âwe need to go now. if ethan knows heâll never let us leaveâ yeah for good bloody reason
cal tells her to turn herself in and heâll look after the baby and then when she gets out they can a proper family
âyou said you wanted whatâs best for her. a mother whoâs an escaped convict is not thatâ
she eventually agrees
and ethanâs like âso actually we could have done all this downstairs in the edâ skskfkj
taylor cal and the baby fall asleep together and when cal wakes up taylorâs gone surprise surprise
sheâs left a note that says âitâs better this way. iâm sorryâ
well thatâs her gone. and thatâs cal a dad
i still donât understand why they had this as a red button episode like imagine if you missed this youâd be so confused
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