#FLASH JUST CHANGES BATSY EVERY TIME HE MOVES TOO FAST

[lazlolullaby]

is the new Flash movie actually enjoyable?

off the cuff...fresh like 1 hour after the theater here so bare with me. I am not a DC girlie/dedicated fan so again. take a bucket of salt

oh boy it's got a lot of annoying things. if you go into it expecting annoying jokes, half cooked plot, and Lore, you'll be fine. It's more a movie to watch with Friends and pause and scream at the TV.

The CGI was ... ugh. Felt like a video game, very unfinished, a little campy but it gets the job done.

Ezra Miller is very good at talking fast. he's so messed up i can't believe people don't think Barry is a drug addict. The way his eyes twitch every moment he tries to look at the others is WILD. Bitch got the 'tism. and the c-ptsd. and no charm. i couldn't root for him, but someone could. somewhere.

Michael Keaton was Good. So Good, so very Brucie Wayne, unhinged and lonely and the right amount of drama queen.

Gal Gadot's job right now in the DC Universe just seems to be "bail the guys out of trouble and look good doing it." (and in Fast X. Surprise! She lives!) ...that's messed up.

Kara was also There for like 10 minutes as the Muscle of the team. she Did things and I'm very proud of her but the trailers really just spoil the Big Twist that she Exists.

The Mom - i love her she wins and she loses at being the DC Mom brigade. Bad bitch club for sure.

i think the idea for the movie was Good. They do the Flashpoint Paradox combined with an Origin Story for Young Barry. Showing how he got the powers, why he's alone and so determined to follow through with Justice.

Young Barry is annoying. like kid brother you know they are just adding him in to be comic relief. he's here to misunderstand words, use powers badly and get hurt funny. You have to Know he's a comic relief and Accept it in your heart. there was a hot minute where you can see him breaking down, see him feel things and then BAM … I feel like you know it ends. you know what happens to time duplicates.

But it kills me that if they got Keaton (and final special guest!!! akljsskldfklj!!) as Alternate Batsy(s), (and alternate SUPES!!! SO MANY ALTERNATE SUPES IN THE FINALE I'M GOING TO SPIN MY WHEEL SO HARD ABOUT IT!

(GOD WHY DID THEY DO THAT?? PUT THE HINGE OF THE UNIVERSE ON SUPERMAN? WHEN CAVILL IS GONE? THERE IS SUCH A NERDY REFERENCE WITH ONE OF THE SUPES - DEEP CUT AS HELL AND NO ONE LAUGHED AT IT. NO ONE.)

why couldn't they hire another person to be Young Barry??? Or brought in CW!Flash, or hey? have Barry die in the home invasion and replace him with Wally West??? that could have kicked ass. i was so distracted by body double, the tricks and acting it pulled me out.

...mmm. So if you like forced comedy bits. and have an appreciation for Deep Lore. You'll like it. I suggest gathering with nerd friends to watch and roast it.

Nerd friends will lovingly point out the inconsistencies and references. but by god you can't go in expecting anything life changing or brain rewiring.

watch spider-verse it's better, but everyone knows that by now.

[thatawesomenerdygirl]

Baby Bat

Requested by; 9Zio6TSIOX!

Prompt; Oh boy. Okay. But looook, a Batfam x Batsis .Batsis doesn't like any of the girls that Bruce brings home; like she gets all clingy and sometimes gives Bruce 'the look' before going to Alfred. As in, she doesn't speak to Bruce in a week. Like a 6 or 7 yr old ignoring Batdad.

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You were playing with Jason, a flute in your tiny hand while he played the piano. It was his turn to take care of you as the others do their duties.

You were supposed to play the flute but ended up singing along with him. No, it wasn't like this at first. The both of you did pull a prank on Damian, his face was covered in glitters and other girly accessories.

You also played with guns. Yes, Jason's guns collections. Yes, real ones. Yes, also with some grenades and a bazooka.

"Welcome back master Bruce."

Alfred's voice made you stop singing. You dropped the flute and went out from the room you were in, leaving Jason alone. Your short legs brought you towards the huge door where Alfred and Bruce currently stood.

"Daddy!" You beamed, running straight into the billionaire's legs to clung onto it. He smiled at your cheerful voice and bent down to pick you up into his arms.

"How was work? Can we play now!?" You excitedly asked, you missed adoptive father since he didn't have the time to spend at least an hour to play with you yesterday.

"Of course and I brought someone to play along."

You frowned.

(E/C) eyes looking over his shoulder, finding a blonde woman with thick make-up on her face. She was wearing a slightly revealing clothes, her red lips curled into a smile when she looked at you with her blue eyes.

Bruce always brought at least a girl every 3 days. But this woman has been with him for a month now, you didn't know her name yet. The woman he brought, they always looked the same to you, they wanted your father's money, not his love. You might be a 6 years old but you understand this kind of thing.

Your former family always gave you fake attentions, love and care. They used you, you were a gorgeous little girl. A magazine wanted you to be their model. You didn't want to but your parents abused you for rejecting.

That was why you ran. You didn't meet Batman though, you met Robin then he brought you to Batman and now here you are.

"Um, who is she again?"

"A close friend of mine." The woman now has her arm wrapped around his waist, she stood proudly beside your father. Her head rested on his shoulder as she looked at you under her fake lashes.

You wiggled your way out from his grip when he loosened his arms to hold you properly you slid down and landed safely on the floor making the stranger stared at you wide eyed.

Bruce was a whole lot taller than you (obviously), he looked like a tower if you stand on the ground.

"I don't like her." You scoffed, sassily fixing your twin tails before turning around to search for the others. Not after giving your father the look.

Honestly, how could he not see it? It was so obvious. He is rich, handsome, strong, smart. He is like a piece of meat for those girls. They just wanted to manipulate him.

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"What's wrong (Y/N)?" Dick asked you. You burst into his room right on time where he just finished changing.

"Daddy brought that woman again." You sighed, climbing onto his bed and brought your knees onto your chest. Your small arms wrapped around your knees tightly as your cheek rested on them.

"What's wrong with it?"

"Everything! I mean, he spends less time with me now. All he does is talking about boring things with her!" You huffed, the bed creaked slightly when Dick sat beside you. "Even after patrol, he went straight to sleep."

"Did you know why he does that?"

You shook your head at his question meanwhile he chuckled as he scooted closer to you, his arm moved to pull you into a hug.

"He does that because he needs to keep his identity as a Batman a secret..." Dick started, he picked you up so you sit on his lap. "He needs to mingle so the others won't get suspicious." Dick finishes, he made an air quote at the word mingle.

"What do you mean?--"

"What will happen if a playboy billionaire suddenly doesn't come out from his place?" Tim's voice cuts you off from the door.

"The paparazzi won't leave him alone? And try to spy on him?" You guessed, looking over at Tim who was now walking towards you.

"Exactly." Suddenly Damian showed up, he was already leaning against the nightstand with arms crossed over his chest making you jump. You nervously looked at him, his emerald eyes already fixed on you.

"Hi, Damian." You gulped.

"Brat. Father is looking for you. His study." He told you not moving from his position.

"(Y/N)! Before you leave, I have something you might be interested in." You raised an eyebrow at Tim, interested with whatever he had in mind. After a few moments of talking, you stood up from Dick's lap and jumped off the bed. "Thanks, guys!" You waved, running towards your father's office but you need to find Jason first.

You stopped in his room, he was reading a book on his bed until you took the book away from him.

"Leave me alone!" He roared, irritated that his precious reading time was disturbed by you.

"I need your help." You answered, putting the book down on the other side of the bed. Jason's frown slowly turned into a huge mischievous smile as you explained the situation to him.

It didn't take long for him to plant the plans into your brain, you were smart after all.

When you walked towards the study you bumped into Alfred he was bringing a tray of snacks.

"Alfie! Let me bring that!"

Alfred quickly shook his head in the negative, the tray was quite heavy. But you insisted on taking and bringing it to your father study. After a few arguments and pouting, he obliged with a sigh and gave the tray to you.

He opened the door for you since both of your hands are full, muttering a 'thanks' you walked in and placed the tray on the table.

Before Bruce could say anything you extended your hand towards the blonde woman, a smile plastered on your cute face. It was forced since you were good at acting it didn't show.

"Sorry for the rudeness earlier, I'm (Y/N)."

"I'm Victoria. Nice to finally meet you (Y/N), Bruce told me so much about you." She shook your hand gently as she returned your smile.

"You look... Familiar." You draw your hand back from her grasp and took a seat beside your father. A leg crossed over the other, this pose made you more mature than your actual age. Bruce looked at you, he didn't know should he be impressed or scared that you grew up too fast, mentally.

The girl that claimed as 'Victoria' gave a glimpse of panicking before it disappears like nothing had happened. It was enough for you though.

"Ah! I showed up in some magazines and advertisements." She said proudly, "I'm also starring in some movie."

You looked at your father, he was sipping his coffee then back towards the blonde.

"I see." You nod your head, taking a bite of strawberry cake that Alfred had prepared for you. "You looked like someone I had met before, not met though, but bumped into."

She shifted in her seat, her expression changed slightly. You looked up to your father, he was looking at you curiously. A slight interest was obvious on his face.

"Ah, I met you at the Gotham Academy when I'm picking my little brother up." The blonde chimed, breaking the awkward silence that filled the room.

"You met her?" Your father asked this time. You proudly nodded, uncrossing your legs before crawling into his lap.

"Dad, do you remember my new friend?" You questioned innocently, shoving a fork full of cake to his face. He sighed before taking the delicious cake that full of whipped cream into his mouth.

"Isaac?"

"Mhm," you hummed, putting the empty plate back on the table. Your big (E/C) eyes innocently looking back towards Victoria. "He said you are his mom."

A knock on the door interrupted your talk, the intense atmosphere was gone in a flash. A wave of relief washed the woman's face.

"Come in." Bruce said, standing up from his seat.

"I brought him (Y/N)!" Jason exclaimed after kicking the door, a quite handsome man standing behind him. To be exact, you knew him. He's your math teacher, your favorite teacher of all times.

Mr. Paul!

"Hi, mister Paul!" You greeted, jumping from your seat and ran towards him.

"(Y/N)? Why are you calling me?"

"Eh, I have some questions!" You purposely pulled him inside, away from the doorway. "We have a test tomorrow, right? So, I was won--"

"Victoria?" He cut you off, shock lacing his voice. You stopped, looking at him, Victoria then back at him. Letting his hand go before waltzing your way towards your father and Jason who were watching.

Your plan is working.

"You know her?" You asked innocently, standing in front of Bruce who decides to not say anything and watch the show you've presented to him.

"She's my wife."

"You told me you're single Mrs. Claire?" Your father spoke up, he now has his arms crossed over his chest.

"Mrs. Claire? Single? You're Victoria Paul!" Your teacher exploded, he stomped towards his wife taking her hand bringing it up. He pointed towards her ring finger, where a ring wrapped around it. "See!" He took it off, "it has my name in it!"

Victoria kept silent, you heard a slight barely audible laughing from behind you.

"That's it, woman!" Mr. Paul turned to leave the room, his face was red due to his anger.

"No, honey! Listen to me!" She called, rushing to catch up with him.

"Don't honey me!"

Their bickering was soon faded, replaced by Jason's laughter echoing throughout the room. He seemed so satisfied with the drama earlier.

"That was worth it. The look on her face." Jason breathed, he ruffles your hair before leaving the room knowing his job was done. He closed the door leaving you and Bruce alone.

"Why did you do that?"

"It's because you never play with me anymore dad!" You answered, looking up at him. A sad expression replaced your smile earlier as you explained everything. Tim's information and when you asked Jason to call your teacher as you cried.

Bruce gently picked you up, wiping your tears away with his big palm. "I'm not mad baby bat." He shushed you, "you saved me."

"I did?"

"Yes, she was blabbering about her careers and all that. It was boring, to be honest. So, thank you."

His words bring a smile to your face soon it turned into a big goofy grin.

"Was it fun to watch?" You asked as he walked towards the door to get out from his study.

He nods.

"Can I be the Batgirl now?"

"No."

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This is slightly off the prompt == I’m so freakin’ stupid. Sorry for grammar errors-K!