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viejospellejos · 2 years

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bullseye!

#video #sfw #firework #petardo #cohete #humor #fail #fails

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kropotkindersurprise · 1 year

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May 1, 2023 - A group of riot police in Paris, France, is blown up by their own grenade. [video]

#acab #karma #anti-police #france #paris #explosion #grenade #fail #funny #gif #2023 #may 1 #police #riot police #riot #1 may #may day #fireworks #class war #resistance #police line #tear gas

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diagonal-queen · 8 months

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can't believe none of you have mentioned that in kunikida's new years mayoi side story, he asks yosano for help cleaning ranpo's desk because he 'doesn't know what he's allowed to touch' help that's so precious to me. he respects his coworkers so much i can'tfucking handle it they are just a little family

AND THEN YOSANO IS LIKE 'oh tanizaki while you're out shopping can you buy some candy and ramune. ranpo's almost out we need to top him up' why is this 26 year old manchild receiving more love from his coworkers than i ever have from my parents

#dia's daydreams #dazai's paperwork is canonically SO messy that tanizaki compares it to 'geological layers'#and he found an unfinished report of dazai's from the week prior. the only thing filled out was the *date*. i'm crying #and the way kunikida is like 'please can you do this thing for me' and everyone is like 'yea sure' and he's like 'thank you so much. this m #eans more to me than you'll ever realise. i appreciate it more than you know. many thanks'#like goddamnit wtf kunikida stop being perfect challenge failed #also him warning naomi and haruno against going out alone in the dark he's so sweet #and then they convince him to let loose and come see fireworks with them?? help they ARE a family #and then kunikida being like 'i did your stupid fucking papers for you' and dazai just saying 'i appreciate that'#no dumb quips just a little 'thanks man'. like help thats so sweet im gonna kms

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apollosdrunkenmixup · 11 months

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I think it’s a shame non British people don’t know the 5th of November rhyme. I think they could create some great bastardised versions for Destiel and what not.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November, Gunpowder, treason and plot.

I see no reason, Why gunpowder treason, Should ever be forgot.

#there’s like 3 more verses #for context a Guy tried to blow up Parliament #he failed #so now we have a night called bonfire night #where we set off lots of fireworks and burn a Guy on a bonfire #bonfire night #destiel #nov 5th #november 5th

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crystalkitty1220 · 4 months

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Man I wonder where the leader of the fear realm could've gone, it's alMOST LIKE NEVIN HAS AN

#had to re-edit the image real quick because the original edit was from a post I made about Drew years ago #and while the Drew thing is becoming less and less likely. Nevin havinv one has basically been canon since #someone mentioned Greg's (was it Britney's) aura being familiar in s2ch1. ive been putting together a list of every line #that points to Nevin's aura throughout the whole thing (most from s2ch1 but then s2ch10 came out and it was really canon at that point)#but clearly i'm running out of time to say ''i fucking called it'' before it's explicitly stated and i dont want to be in another situation #where somebody else will beat me to a theory and me posting anything about it will seem like copying them. sorry about that btw i had #thought i had already mentioned theorizing that nevin was possessed by a demon in that old theory i made but i had forgotten that one was #super old and was about sigma. so no copying there i just got extremely paranoid there was a mention of a cult and i was like ''nuh uh #that's way too specific and out there of a detail to end up in both our theories'' and i forgot the rest of my super old post was outdated #as hell. and echos had gone ''yeah they're so similar!'' and i took their word for it but now i'm realizing they were probably just trying #to be supportive. so yeah no copying there i was just beaten to the punch of saying something. but i will NOT back down from the aura shit #because i have been calling that shit FROM THE START or at least since i started reading ibvs back when ch20 came out.#also not backing down from saying chris was the worse friend because these past few chapters are the first time isaac has done anything tha #could knowingly upset chris meanwhile chris has. let edward drag isaac to the lair after isaac said edward would beat him up. chose not to #believe edward was holding the secrets over their heads because 'it was something isaac had said' and then immediately distrusted edward in #the next chapter because a random person he didn't know said to steal a book (might i mention how that entire scene proves chris' lack of #development and refusal to take responsibility because it perfectly alludes to when chris had brought those fireworks into his old school #and makes me wonder if charlie has actually gotten him in trouble with his past schools or if he's still just not taking responsibility #and if him following nevin to the woods to test out their powers is an extension of ''if something bad happens its not my fault''#like seriously this man would bring a mysterious suitcase onto a plane if he's told to). uh what was i talking about agai #anyway on a related note my mental state has only gotten worse since i left tumblr and the habit of thinking about chris instead of sleepin #or doing schoolwork has not stopped. so i was still failing for a while and might graduate now but am still staying away from tumblr.#so yeah this was a little update and im not going to linger this time im just going to leave tumblr again right after hitting post #addendum because i just can't let things go. and was thinking about chris again. i don't think his lack of development is because of bad #writing (anymore. i used to.). instead i'm certain his character arc is going to continue into him following someone (nevin probably) into #doing something really bad. and then he'll finally get actual consequences and go 'oh shit i fucked up real bad this time'#if you think that theory is reaching too far into the future you should hear mine about isaac dying at the end lmao

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factorialsotherfandoms · 11 months

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Mini-event tomorrow as well lol? But early. Guy Fawkes Night the 5th Novemeber! But the event is 3rd!

Remember, remember, the 5th of November,

Gunpowder, treason and plot.

I see no reason

Why gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot.

#qsmp #qsmp twitter #i have an hour but I know if I open Pac or Fit's streams I'll miss stuff I have tonight #maybe it's so Phil doesn't need to stream seven days this week and can explain #given its a very UK thing #and tubbo's laptop is dying #and wilbur is never online #or maybe its because whatever is happening saturday prevents them using sunday #who knows!#them summarising this will be so funny lol #'some catholics tried to murder the government over a religious dispute #and now we burn an effigy of their ringleader and set off gunpowerder fireworks #in memory of the fact they failed to blow anyone up'#like... that's the summary lol #and for once this one was actually celebrated where I grew up!#I'm not sure I can post the whole poem either #an early version I was taught talks about hanging people (Pac would love that)#but even the less expilcate ones are a bit murdery #so just take the bit people remember lol #its been celebrated since at least 1607 when it happened in 1605 #but um early versions were super anti-Catholic #which is bad #and it was protestant church thing with bonus sermons for a /while/#as well as blowing things up in controlled conditions #stopped being celebrated after the civil war came back again with the monarchy and more party #it was a national holiday for a while (not any more)#and people would sometimes burn other unpopular figures as effigies #and in the Victorian period the newly instated Catholic bishops #which um got them into trouble #now its mostly cool fireworks and warm bonfires and doesn't have the religious or rioting bits often

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kitsunabi · 2 months

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Sometimes I wish that SimUni runs didn't reset every week bc I think I cracked the code, I found the exact hodgepodge of blessings and equations that just make for a fast run, whether I'm farming pieces or just clearing V6

#kittybee games #that is one Yunli parry #it finally occurred to me that Empress Fu has a CR boost and was the exact amount i needed for 101.1% crit rate #that arrow is pointing at a near full deletion of health bar the clear was like 3 parries #i can't recreate this run even if i tried that list is all my blessings that I had to keep rerolling at the cat-stack #do you know how FAST farming would be if I could keep this run-file past a week??? This is the only V6 run I'll ever do OTL #do you know how many eqn rerolls i did to get borisin? this run took 3 but this does not include the rolls in 5 failed attempts before it #the run started w/ firework master and I debated just quitting the run

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chickensoupleg · 7 months

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-pokes head in with a prompt- Hi, it me, Brightside!

Billy gets brought back 'wrong', Eddie gets brought back 'wrong', but one thing Vecna underestimated was the homoeroticism of one Steve Harrington. Now all three are on a cross country road trip in a stolen bus or RV to save the world. These are their stories -dun dun-

Your thoughts?

STEVEN NOT AGAIN.

Okay so what I'm imagining is the Upside Down after Vecna's defeat is repairing itself back to what it used to be, and since everything is a hivemind it just repairs everything. That includes whatever was left down there, including Eddie and Billy's body. Billy's body technically isn't physically there, but since he was hive-minded and kept in one piece at one point there is a Billy somewhere down there.

Except of course humans don't naturally exist there so they get revived using non-human materials. My idea is the UD repaired them like they did the Mind Flayer body so they're semi... liquid. Not entirely! But whatever was lost was filled in with evil putty. And the evil putty may or may not be controllable.

To make it cool it looks like tattoos once their bodies (forcefully) accept the goo. I am a sucker for sun scar Billy and bat scar Eddie, so that's what the 'tattoos' look like, which are entirely black. They're not entirely controlled by the Upside Down, but there's a part of it still in them. It freaks Billy out way more than it does Eddie since he's half convinced that he's not in control of himself again, but Eddie manages to calm him down and get everything explained for him.

After a while Vecna (>:() gets a hold of himself and decides to try yet again! Man is as stubborn as a toddler in search of ice cream. Eddie and Billy find out somehow, perhaps through a democreature they managed to befriend to their side and decide 'Yeah no that's not gonna happen again' and figure out a way to portal back into the real world. They're not the greatest at it (all hands on deck), and only manage to open a rift near the closest person they could imagine.

That being of course a Steve Harrington. Steve of course is besides himself because not only is Eddie alive, so is Billy. They're both supposed to be dead! Eddie and Billy find out that after Hawkins was destroyed Steve stayed just long enough to help with reparations until he disappeared with Robin out across the country, back in sunny California because where else would it be. Perhaps Steve wanted a taste of the sea, reminiscing about stories Billy told him by the quarryside and needing to see it for himself out of memoriam for both him and Max.

Except, well. Turns out he's back.

And after a tearful reunion and some relaxing they explain what was going on in the UD and Steve decides (after a lot of griping) that he's going back into the fray.

Lucky for him, he's gotten the RV of his dreams and now his Billy and Eddie back. He finds out about their new abilities a few hours in when a bump in the road knocks over a cup and before it shattered Eddie caught it with a black vine shooting out of his side.

... So there's that.

For a lingering danger over their heads they sure do take a long time getting there. Why stress? The world is their potato. Perhaps the black duo still have a connection that tracks how close Vecna is to coming back again and know there's a lot of time (Steve and Robin get a lot of congratulations for defeating Vecna so hard he's taken this long to collect himself). Steve's learning a lot about his feelings towards the recently revived and also a lot about his body's feelings towards the recently revived.

Robin comes along as well. She has to leave the RV often for the privacy of her best friend. Perhaps even picks up a girlfriend on the way who is oddly very okay with what's going on in the studio. Maybe even two girlfriends, Robin has two hands.

They have a lot of souvenirs as they go along and the RV is just filled with trinkets by the time they return to Hawkins to save the world a fifth time.

#stranger things #steve harrington #billy hargrove #eddie munson #robin buckley #vecna/henry/one #harringroveson #vecna on the other hand since he isn't connected with billy or eddie doesn't find out about their abilities until the fight #he thinks the only power-inclined people are him and el #he gets all haughty upon seeing billy again and thinking he can tempt him back over to his side #except turns out vecna promising love is WAY different than steve and eddie proving it time and time again to him #he may not like himself but DAMN does he love his boys!#sadly eddie and billy did not get bat related or sun related superpowers #eddie would have loved to fly around like a bat #alternatively though.... they do #with eddie being chewed on by bats and billy feeling the effects of fireworks and the whole failed sauna thing #they ended up inheriting that as well and steve finds out during the massive road trip #it was totally by accident #billy got so excited he threw his fists up and suddenly there was a whoosh and a crackle above him #and there were fireworks startling everyone #afterwards they try to see if eddie got rabies (kidding) and find his bat wings #robin finds it OP because billy can fight with fire now and that's the UD's weakness #the fireworks affect billy and eddie some but as long as it's not actually towards them they're fine #billy's hands can take it #vecna doesn't understand why he can't control the UD that is in the mungrove #its because the gay gay homosexual gay is stronger than forced control #the kids are still back in hawkins because max is still there #and they refused to leave her side #steve and robin while they do love the kids needed to leave #it was hopper's decision because steve's been battered to hell and back and his noggin can only take so much

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kutiee · 5 months

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Samidare is now my 2nd favorite title track by the teamies 🌸☔

#a;msg #🍒#love love LOVEEEE #firework remains throned as the best in my books #but samidare may grow on me more.. idk #pls let them continue with this sound it’s tried and tested 👐🏼 they eat it up every time without fail 😁#i love this cb so much i want to cry #samidare post chorus is stuck in my head 🗣️ love ittttt

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countdown-til-sanders-take-over · 6 months

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which takeover do you think would win in a takeover fight to the death

Obv we're excluding God Au. I don't think Genshin has it in her to kill someone else but she gives me the vibe of it being on sight with herself. Miraculous may be simply the best but I think that PRNCSS is simply better armed. PRNCSS beats Genshin out on strategy and everyone else on ability UNLESS Isekai has a gun. Isekai!Takeover with a gun she borrowed from Mochi solos

#tma!takeover post s4 is in the same position as God au because the antichrist is a statistical outlier that should not be counted #pre s5 she has endurance but you can't really compel someone to death unless it's 1-on-1 #CSMP is weird because yeah she could fly but she's also incredibly defensive and would make risky moves when pushed into close quarters #She's fine with a bow but unpredictable to others as well as herself with a sword. +2 for potions +3 for armor -17 for post 1.9 combat #she's allergic to crossbows without fireworks but she'd be equally a danger to herself with them tbh #Maybe I'm just bad at pvp but bowspam is yet to fail me #Super!Takeover is the world's greatest investigative reporter give her a gun and we'd be done in half an hour

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vyragosa · 8 months

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area physicist preacher puts the literal emote with the canon couple after i tell him i love him, what could he possibly mean by this.