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It'd be funny if to have a fic where they have to use fake names and both Steve and Eddie use the same 'name', but Steve is much faster somehow, and Eddie can't just have the same name as him! That's just a little weird! So he just... Keeps going.

It just goes like 'What's your names then?' 'Uh, Joe!' 'Joe- Seph...?' and that's just how it ends up. Joe and Joseph. It'd be funny.

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Who would win:

Billy "crafts intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men" Hargrove & Steve "doesn't know how to deal with casual affection because he never really got any" Harrington

Vs

Eddie "cannot go a solid minute without physically pestering his loved ones" Munson

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And they do! Together <3

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S3 Everyone lives nobody dies!AU. On the way to find out where Soviet spy is

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Yay my lesbians got a single kudos. 🦀

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Oh post of origin

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Having an AO3 is so fun. I could make them do anything down there.

Cons: Writing. :)

Pros: I can hoard comments like chicken eggs. :D

Cons: The ever present threat of being percieved. :)

Pros: I could toss boys and girls into Situations. :D

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I know sometimes my memes are annoying and weird but you should see the ones I don't post lol.

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Tits out. Color of lust. Westernwear influence. Religious symbology. Tight jeans. Leather Jacket. Pretty curls. Earring. Cologne. It's all there.

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Knock knock!! Reverse trick or treat 🍫

I’m handing out Billy’s candy cigarettes this year :)

Happy spooky season! 🖤🎃👻

Oh joyous day for me! Look at him, he looks so happy!!!

In return uh-

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Chrissy kicks down the door, a grin on her face. "Heather look what we got!"

Heather blinks, looking up from her spiced tea. The door, bless it, flies through the air and disappears into the distance, never to be seen again. She barely gets a chance to speak when Chrissy slams down a box of what looks to be cigarettes on the table.

"... Is that. Is that Billy's face on the box?" Heather squints at the smiling face on the front of the box. It was kind of cute, in a way.

Chrissy nods, then opens the box and pulls out a white stick out from the container and showing it off to Heather. It was completely white from tip to tip, no tobacco to be seen.

"They're fake cigarettes. Someone shoved them in our mailbox this morning!"

"Huh." Heather takes the candy stick from Chrissy. She takes a sniff, but it doesn't smell like anything.

So, she takes a bite out of it.

Yep, chalky. That's a candy cigarette alright.

Chrissy had taken another stick from the box, puffing her chest out and sticking the stick between her lips. She marches back and forth with her shoulders puffed up and face set into a 'serious' face, although on Chrissy it looked ridiculous on her, Heather snickering.

"He does not walk like that-!"

Chrissy giggles as well, shrinking back down. "Aww, doesn't he? He gets all big and macho and looks like he's trying to remember if he locked the door."

Heather rolls her eyes. "Billy triple checks doors if he's got nothing urgent going on. Also you make it look like he needs to poop really bad."

Chrissy giggles again. "Oh no!"

"Oh no is right, now never make me imagine him making that face. I have to see him daily and I can not make promises I won't laugh."

Chrissy smiles, crunching down on the candy still in her mouth. "Okay! You can have the rest by the way."

"I figured. Taste any good?"

Chrissy only shrugs. "I ate like four of these already."

"Chrissy. You were outside maybe five minutes." Heather holds up a hand.

"If it makes you feel any better, I just liked hearing it snap. And I left the rest for you, out of the kindness of my heart." Chrissy holds up her hands over her heart, forming the shape with a smile.

Heather just rolls her eyes at her, eating the rest of the stick still pinched between her fingers.

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The bus driver in question:

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The end of shift

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"excuse me? she asked for no pickles. 🤨"

she:

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Chrissy's stealing more animals in my brain and honestly I'm just letting her do it. Go girl, get that past your girlfriend.

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Chrissy's stealing more animals in my brain and honestly I'm just letting her do it. Go girl, get that past your girlfriend.