#FHDJSKLF

[philzokman]

hc that dazai worked long hours at the port mafia research laboratory trying to create ability nullifying handcuffs (not for the greater benefit of the pm, but so that he could have ceiling sex)

[nicematrixed]

fluff & softness starters // accepting!

   ↪ @itxaintxthexmoney​ said  “Listen, we don’t have to fight, we can both be adorable.”

       as much as yes man played the part of the happy-go-lucky friend to everyone, he wasn’t naïve. usually, anyone else that handed out compliments had something up their sleeve ( literally ) or an ulterior motive than just flattery. but, he decided to play along with it for now, and gave a cheery grin. “ sure we can! it’s so nice to meet someone else out here who appreciates friendship instead of firepower! ” 

[rebelstrategy-blog]

@scavengess replied to your post:

ill make you a new blaster... bigger... better....

[moroniic-old]

       @herokind​ // sc.

       “ oi- you’re a new kind of robot! new to me - never seen one like you in the facility, but i guess i’ll have to get used to that, here. lots of new things. actually, there’s - it’s good to see another robot, i was getting worried that they were just letting humans run everything here and that would’ve been - well, it would probably be ridiculous! ” he gave a short laugh, tilting his head as he looked the other over. the sight of robotic legs had given him the misconception that the other was fully robotic as opposed to simply having cybernetic prostheses. 

      “ legs are a bit of a new thing to me, but i actually like them. makes it a lot easier to get around. oh - i’m, i’m wheatley - i should’ve said that before i started talking... and you are....? ”

[mixelation]

fhdjsklf i was looking at some portuguese bookmark tags for plasticity and like. okay i can read spanish pretty fluently so i can kinda read portuguese but apparently the portuguese equivalent of 'por' is 'pelo' ("by" in this case) so the tags are like '...pelo hidan' '...pelo deidara' '...pelo kisame' and i'm sitting here like

who is 'Hair Deidara'

[skruttet]

alright who can hack into the banffxchange to see the moominvalley master class on demand fhdjsklf

[moroniic-old]

❛ occasionally, i’ll hit somebody with a car. so sue me. ❜

      the office // accepting!

       “ well, that’s understandable i guess. never realized how bloody big those things are - amazing MORE people don’t get hit by them! ” wheatley himself had almost been hit by one thus far - he learned rather quickly that walking in the middle of the street is frowned upon, if not dangerous. “ or - wait, do you mean on purpose or on accident? ” not that he’d actually care one way or the other.

@ramsaii