#FD mc: have you seen the comments shipping us?

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Mtf mc in fd au is there, fd mc basically employs them to be their personal bodyguard. People wants mtf mc soooo bad, fd mc is just showing them the thirst tweets because it's funny and assassination attempts have been lacking lately

MTF AU for those unfamiliar

Taglist: @dragondevinity, @lonely-star2044, @sheep-from-rad, @ilxandra, @thethingwiththefeathers, @star-wars-lycanwing-bat, @sackofsadstuff, @zonked-times, @paastaboi, @venfia, @fantasy-angelo, @linaisadream, @shirp-collector-of-fixations, @roseapov, @alittletiredcry

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Your newest bodyguard, a person who’s unlucky enough to get double-isekai-ed, enters your office with your requested takeout in hand. The light scuff marks on their jacket are the only indication that they were “taking care of something” while picking up the food. You barely look up from your laptop as they enter.

“Boss,” they greet as they shut the door behind them and stroll leisurely to place the food on your desk. “The delivery.”

“Did you encounter any issues?” you ask, continuing to type briskly.

They tilt their head. “Just a few. It’s been dealt with.”

You nod, only half listening to their words. “If anything new comes up, update me on it.”

“Sure. By the way…” Your bodyguard lingers for a moment. “Are you looking at the thirst posts about me again?”

Oops, you got caught.

“Guilty as charged,” you chuckle and stop typing. “Have you seen the new compilation video of you that’s trending?”

Their perfectly flat expression tells you everything.

“You could always release a personal statement if it bothers you that much.”

"You know, back then, I only had to deal with thirst on the company forums. Now I have to deal with that and the wider social media." Their tone is as dry as the desert. “Even if I release a statement, I never get any peace.”

You shrug. “Nothing that can be done about it now then.”

“Right.” They furrow their brows at the thirsty comments still displayed on your laptop. “Get back to work then. Don’t you have documents to approve?”

At the reminder of the fact that you are still CEO, you sigh. “Next time, just let me get kidnapped.”

They salute mockingly. “Sure boss. Whatever you want.”