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[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Pocket moth anon here, I was writing up a long semi fic about a large FL, and stupid tumblr crashed on me and wiped my draft. Sad. But anyways, I was thinking about researcher/ruin diver/adventurer reader You, finding a very large FL in a domain, very large as in he can comfortably cat loaf inside a room in the domain and he fits about as well as a dog in a doghouse.

Giant FL moth wakes up from his slumber at your approach and is very happy to meet you. The more time you spend with him, the more relaxed you both become in each other's company. He bleps and purrs at you, lets you rest on his palm, and lets you take naps on his neck fluff which is very expansive and very soft, warm, and fluffy.

You frequently come to visit him, reading or even singing to him since it seems he recognizes and likes the sound of your voice.

I feel like you would have to dedicate an entire month or so if you wanted to try to groom his hair or his floof due to the sheer volume of it and the difference in size between you and him.

gahhh tumblr why do you do this D:< that's why i usually write stuff in a google doc and copy-paste it over onto a tumblr post!!!! my writing doc is,,,,,,, long,,,,,,,,,,,,

anyways this is making me squeal in delight- giant FL moth you say?? i'm thinking Azhdaha sized, maybe even his domain is sealed in a similar fashion either because he was dangerous or people were scared of him. years pass by while he's peacefully sleeping away in his domain until you stumble upon him, maybe by chance or maybe because you've heard a few stories here and there, which wakes him up with a "mrrp?" he's so delighted to meet you!! even if you're,,,, less than delighted to meet him,,, more scared out of your mind actually, but he's determined to show you that he means no harm. gently picking you up and blepping at you as he raises you to eye level, and letting out deep purrs that make the ground tremble when you hesitantly put a hand on his face. it's comforting, really, and time flies so fast when you realize that you need to head home or risk being stuck out in the dark.

of course you visit again, there's no way you can resist, and when you enter the domain and call out for Childe he trills in happiness upon hearing your voice- that's how he mainly recognizes you, your voice and your scent. he's been alone and asleep for so long that he greatly cherishes your visits, letting you sit in his hand or his fluff, gently nudging your cheek with the side of his claws, and purring and rumbling as you try to give his entire face scritches. one day you try to comb his fluff and hair and the entire time he was rumbling in bliss as you tried not to DROWN in how much fur there was!!

if i may add on an idea- perhaps Zhongli sealed him into the domain for one reason or another, and he finds that you've unlocked it and have been sneaking out to see Childe and goes to confront him, mostly because he doesn't want you to get hurt >:)c

[thegirlwhocriedroisa]

Okayokay, I think we can all agree that s5 JTV was - no offense to the writers - off. So yeah. 100% agreed, plastic surgery can only go that far (and yes I am aware that it is a TV show and a telenovela satire).

Tbh, sex drive doesn't depend on a person's age. But yeah, as one of my favefaveFAVEEEE textposts went:

Rose Solano can get it

There's no way Rose could have been that old.

Guys Rose is not 51 that's ridiculous it don't even fit in the storyline

Also u can only be that good at plastic surgery

LUISA WOULD HAVE KNOWN

Also explain her ridiculously high sex drive