#FAT EDD AND TOM!!!!!!

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

HI SORRY IM PROBABLY GOING TO MASS RB FROM YOU IN A BIT IF I REMEMBER BUT IM GOING CRAAAAZY !! YOU GOT RANDOMLY RECOMMENDED TO ME ON MY DASH AND I LOVE YOUR POLYWORLD SO MUCH.... YOU HAVE IT SO RIGHT.... AND YOUR DESIGNS FOR THEM!!!! FAT EDD AND TOM ‼️‼️‼️ TORDS STUPID ASS SHIRTS !!! BLACK TOM !!!!! THE RELATINSHIP/HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT EACH OTHER DRAWINGS !!!! SORRY I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I ADORE YOUR ART SM SM SM ♥️

I AM ALSO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEN!!!! ALSO DO NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!! I LIVE FOR THESE KINDS OF COMMENTS!!!!!

[eddsworldrus]

whispers I'm pleading Draw the boys fat /chubby/varied builds more often

[nonbinary-arsonists]

ehehehehe i found more old eddsworld art from my main...

more polyworld sketches

[magewolf-the-artist]

Sum Domestic K-9 Thoughts

Nobody knows what date it is, and oftentimes they don’t even know what time of day it is. They just sleep when they’re tired. Edd and Molly have a better sense of the time just because they go outside and can tell what season it is, but they don’t really know how many years have passed either

While the time of day problem can be solved by going to the breakroom, it also depends on how close you are to it and how bothered you can be to make the trek. Something I want y’all to know is that the K-9 Facility is BIG

The Main Hall is 100 x 45 feet

The animatronic storage area is the size of my backyard, which is 52 x 28 feet. This isn’t the norm, the reason it’s so big is because part of the maintenance check is testing the walking feature

Rocket sometimes loafs like a cat. It’s very cute

Susan paces when she’s anxious/thinking

Rocket sets up elaborate home alone style traps for Bon. Bon hates these but the one time he got upset and threw them against the wall, he got the shit beaten out of him by the adults

On her really bad days, Rosemary doesn’t allow Rocket to leave her line of sight. This stems from a fear of losing them again. They begrudgingly put up with this, if for nothing else than to not make their mom upset

The moving company has a single day to move everything, which is why there’s so many unpacked boxes

When the people who did the first maintenance checks complained to Felix about there being giant holes in the animatronic’s chests, he told them that the movers must’ve been in such a rush that they accidentally damaged them. He made this big show of forgiving them and giving them a bonus for their hard work to earn some good will from the community after the disaster that was Bon’s Burgers

Charles loves the song “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen. He likes Queen a lot, but it was the last song he ever heard and it’s been stuck in his head ever since

Rosemary draws everything her children bring her. She’s drawn a lot of rocks and feathers. So. Many. Rocks and feathers.

Bon can actually play piano really well

Bon LOVES Tom Lehrer. If he had a piano, he’d constantly be playing “Poisoning Pigeons In The Park” and “The Hunting Song”

Whenever she can be bothered to do something, Ashley likes to play on the pinball machine

Brian sucks at pinball. Ashley tried to teach him when he existed but he never got better

Charles was the one who fixed up the pinball and skeeball machines because he was in charge of fixing the arcade machines when Bon’s Burgers was open

[pragmatic-and-eepy]

ok since four people wanted it, headcanons! for the main four, I'll probably do more for the other characters later.

Edd! Full name, Edward "Edd" G. Sworld

A silly guy! He was born human, though he doesn't count himself as one anymore after the dose of his neighbors' weird satellite. He's still got powers, though it takes a while for them to properly return and he isn't the best at controlling him.

5'11/~180 cm and fat, but he loves himself. Big bear man.

Aroace spec, he's demiromantic and biromantic, but he's just asexual.

His main source of income is from commissions as he never actually went to an art school and has trouble getting full-time work. He does have a secret account for his little hero work when his powers start working and sometimes gets money from people who admire him.

He was the proper start of the friendgroup and the only reason the others stay together.

Did I hear someone say heterochromia? He used to only have pale brown eyes, but now a light green ring is around his pupils due to his powers.

Closest reference I have to how he looks in my mind: @/thepolysworldau has the best reference IMO. He just feels right.

Matt! Full name, Matthew "Matt" Doll

He wasn't always stupid, he just lost it for a while after being bit by a vampire :sob:. He didn't have a consistent source of blood intake and that's what made him a bit airheaded.

6'6/~198 cm, stringbean ahh looking fucker. He looks like he could be broken in half like dry pasta.

He's pan through and through, though he prefers the colors on the bi flag. Still, he feels pan is a better label for him so he sticks with it.

Went through the gender exploration phase after he got bit by the vampire but ultimately realized that yeah, he's a man, just fairly nonconforming at times with his style and he really likes makeup.

This man has freckles!!! There more prominent due to his skin not having as much pigment to it anymore, but he likes them so he's not upset.

He also used to have heterochromia! One eye was green, the other was blue, but now they're both red because of the whole vampire thing. His hair's also a slightly more red color now, he just dyes it to be more orange like it used to be.

Closest reference to how he looks in my mind: @/starrixle's Matt design is PEAK (all different images except for the last two words)

Tom! Full name, Thomas "Tom" Bromel

Monster Tom my beloved, but I do NOT vibe with the canon monster design, it's so ugly :sob:. I vibe more with @/albi-finch-blog's design. It can go between the bigger and smaller forms, fully depends on how well he's doing mentally.

The only transgender in the group, he's also a demiboy (he/they/it pronouns, am i projecting a bit maybe i am)

The shortest in the group at 5'3/~160 cm. It doesn't help that they keep slouching. Also definitely on the heavier side.

Its eyes are because of its monster heritage, which came from their mother's side. His dad is just French.

Is he unhealthily attached to Susan? Yes, yes he is. In his defense, Susan was part of his major teenage rebellion phase before he left to live with his friends.

Bisexual, preference for men though.

Closest reference to how he looks in my mind: For his half-shifted form, i feel @/battyratzz's works the best, but for him just being human? I feel @/422kit's design works best.

Tord! Full name, Tord Lorison.

The only human of the group. Debatably so later on but shhhh.

For a while he was around 6'/~183 cm, but after his return he was like, freakishly tall (taller than Matt) and he just kept getting taller until WTFuture timeline (there is a reason for this i promise).

He of course came from Norway but his parents divorced early on and he spent time between the UK and Norway (like, every few months he'd switch places) until his father won full custody of him and he stayed in the UK from when he was around 7 to his early 20s, when he left.

He hasn't picked a label for himself and he doesn't really want to, he just knows he likes men and women and maybe other people it really just depends on their aesthetic.

LONG GREASY HAIR AHH WASH YOUR GODDAMN HAIR BRO UGH. Also naturally very dark-haired, but he dyed it a more caramel color for a while until after he got a bit blown up.

He's OBSESSED with inventing things, has been since he was a kid. Little science kid but engineering was his calling and he's been building for a long time.

Closest reference to how he looks in my mind: To me his style came in eras. He looked like @/pond-child-edd's design for a while until his 20s, became @/anonymousjackalope's design from when he left to a bit after he got explodicated, and then ended up as @/lexisgayok's design but with dark hair and a mask.

EXTRA EXTRA! EXTRA HEADCANONS, SOME MISC AND SOME WITH HOW THEY INTERACT BELOW THE CUT WAHOO! HERE BE SHIPPING, YOU ARE WARNED!

Tord and Edd dated when they were younger, from around 14 to 16 I think. They ended up realizing it just wouldn't work so they broke it off but stayed friends.

Matt was the one who bought the house they all lived in because his parents were actually loaded and didn't care about how he used the money since he was normal enough to avoid some danger.

Tom did not join the friendgroup willingly, he got dragged in kicking and screaming by Edd and never escaped.

Tord ALSO didn't join entirely willingly, but Edd was the only kid who talked to him when he first started living part-time in the UK and he didn't like being alone.

Matt's been crushing on Edd since they were ten and was HELLA JEALOUS of Tord. He still is, but he's let it go enough.

Tom would regularly bite Tord for various reasons up until he moved out. They nearly bit him again when he moved back in.

Tom's bad at emotions, especially handling attraction. His first relationship was with Laurel but they weren't the best at being a couple, his second was with Bully (yknow, from the beach episode) (it was very unhealthy but he thought it was fun), and his last relationship came years after with Tord (it'd been sitting on unresolved feelings for a long time and only really realized after Bully that the feelings he felt for Tord were attraction).

Once Ringo got out of the house while Tord was home alone and Edd was supposed to be gone for a week visiting family, so Tord literally built a fake Ringo from scratch before finding her literal hours before Edd came back. Now there are two Ringos and Tord kept the robo-Ringo when he left.

Edd and Matt ended up starting a relationship not long before the proper start of the WTFuture timeline happened, they were walking to where they would've had a date when the Red Army invaded.

Tom was home alone with Ringo when it happened. She'd been sick and he took the day off work to watch her. Both Tom and Ringo got taken by the Red Army early on.

[glowstick-art]

Eddsworld headcannons!!! 💚💙🧡💔

REMEMBER!!! im not talking about the real life people. these are just the characters.

EDD:

still wears the cola necklace chain

bisexual

loves to doodle cats

fat, but not obese

very trusting. maybe too trusting

MATT

will wear a jacket over a hoodie even if its 200 degrees

has freckles all over his body

will unironicaly wear a golden hello kitty nacklace

favorite food is lobster

has vampire fangs (just wanna specify that i dont think he is a vampire, he just has the teeth)

straight

TOM

bipolar

drinks alcohal like water

refuses to smoke ever

gay

loves checkered paterns

TORD

is a better artist than edd but refuses to show anyone his art

pansexual

accidently turned in hentai for an english assignment in highschool

sometimes his norweigen accent is so strong you cant even understand what he said

when paul and pat go on dates, tord third wheels.

alright besties thats all! sorry i havent made any edd head content in a while.

[eddsverse]

Eddsverse is an AU created by @the-starprince. Eddsverse or "EV" is short for "Edd's Universe."

Tord Herm left his home in Norway to get away from his overbearing mother. He moved to England and is renting a house where he spends most of his time. He doesn’t hardly leave, scamming random men on the internet into giving him money. Tord has acne all over his face, neck, and shoulders due to his greasy nature. He often smells bad since he neglects his hygiene needs to work on other projects that aren’t nearly as important. He forgets to eat, and makes himself stay up. He sometimes goes days without sleep, causing him to be agitated a little easier and that leads to emotional meltdowns.

Tom came from an entire galaxy away and is unable to speak. He chooses not to make any sounds unless he’s agitated or upset. He understands English and can communicate through writing if he wants to, he just chooses not to. Tom’s behavior pattern is similar to Earthly Felines. He sleeps all day and is more active during the night. He gets very agitated easily and often takes out any pent up energy by scratching up the curtains or the couch. He’s very fond of Edd and Matt, spending most of his time around them. Tom also has a strange addiction to cheese, often raiding the fridge, taking the cheese, and hiding it somewhere so no one else can have it.

Matt is a very sensitive creature. He’s a selective mute and has a harder time understanding English and has picked up a bit of Norwegian from Tord. He spends a lot of his time around Tord, often following him around like a lost puppy. Matt likes Tord a lot and often sleeps on the floor in Tord’s room when he gets lonely. Tord has made Matt a special jacket that cushions his claws so he doesn’t hurt anyone. Matt often only eats the blood left over from any meat Tord cooks, even if he doesn’t like it. He hates normal food and prefers blood over anything else, even if it is cold, store bought meat blood. If he does eat ‘normal’ food, he’ll consume raw pork or beef.

Edd is a larger creature built to withstand below freezing temperatures. He has a lot of fur so he has to get trimmed regularly. He’s heavier and doesn’t need to eat as often since his body stores fat for energy. Edd portrays feline-like behaviors like Tom does. He found an interest in doing art to pass the time while he’s in Tord’s home. He’s learned English from watching TV and loves drinking Cola more than anything else. He willingly wears clothes to try and fit in, and he finds Hoodies to be the most comfortable.

All art is made by Grimothy @the-starprince. Go follow them if you wish ^^

[riseofthespacecats]

An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 15

Interior - STEVE'S APARTMENT

SUPERLAD hangs his head out the window, eyes wide.

SUPERLAD Hey! Look outside, there's-

STEVE What? What could be so important-

STEVE (SuperGuy) is midway through a complex CROCHET ART. The entire apartment has CROCHET decorations.

STEVE -That you have to interrupt me? Huh? SUPERLAD ...It's just- STEVE Just what? Is it worth missing a stitch for?

SUPERLAD mumbles.

STEVE Speak up, I didn't hear you. SUPERLAD Yes you did! You always can!

STEVE takes a breath.

STEVE I'm not having this fight. Sit down, and get back to your sourdough. SUPERLAD But it's still proving!

STEVE glares at him.

SUPERLAD Fine.

SUPERLAD sighs and takes the dough out of the proving draw. He zaps it with his eyes, and it expands to full size.

Through the WINDOW, SPACESHIPS appear.

OUTSIDE - THE RUINS

CAT SPACESHIPS descend down, green light illuminating the ruined city.

RINGO Dis is all my fault. EDD No, Ringo. Don't say that. It was also Tords. RINGO Twue. But... I weally let evewyone down. EDD That's my fault. I couldn't let you do what you were doing. RINGO But it wasn't just da king and da commandew. I awso let you down. And worst of aww, myself. I shoulda wistened to my heart. EDD Well, I guess you must have, like, two of them right? That's got to be confusing. RINGO Six, actuawy. EDD Oh. Which one did you need to listen to? RINGO Usuawy it's a clawmbination of one and three, but dis time I fink my fifth heart was da wight one. EDD Why? What does it say? RINGO It says... I didn't want dis. I didn't want any of dis. Dewe was so much pwessure fwom Commandew Woden that I had to do something. Dose fat cats onwy cawed about wesults! But I don't want da power or reward fwom defeating our owdest enemy. I just wanted to stay hewe and wive a small wife, with you. EDD Oh, Ringo. You should have just told me all of this earlier. Actually, no, if you'd said anything before all this I would have freaked out. RINGO Yeah, da wast time I said anyfing I had to bwame it on Matt.

MATT gasps.

MATT So you're the one who made the shorts comment! RINGO Dey were a swutty cut, what can I say? EDD Uh. Anyway. It's too late to worry about the past, what we need to focus on is the now. Ringo.

EDD puts a hand on RINGO'S shoulder.

EDD You said you needed to listen to your, uh, fifth heart. Well I named you after one of the bravest hearts I know, Ringo Wallace. RINGO I fought my name was Ringo Wingo Prigle Tingle Fwoofy Woofy Smoochy Smooshy Baby Waby Kitty Witty Beanie Weanie Pawsie Wawsies.

MATT and TOM raise their eyebrows. EDD looks embarrassed.

EDD What? No, I've never said that! RINGO But the only other thing you call me is Stinky! EDD You're a stinky cat! RINGO And pwoud. EDD Right. But my point still stands. When the Cat King and all his soldiers come here, we can tell him...

EDD is under a spotlight, music swelling.

EDD He may take our lives... But he can never take our freedom!

EDD punches his hand in the air.

MATT I don't want him to take our lives. I only just got this second chance! TOM Yeah, I'm with Matt. He can take my life from my cold, dead hands. EDD Oh. Yeah. Fair enough. TOM I need a drink.

TOM pulls his FLASK from inside his damaged suit and lifts it so his mouth. A DROPLET falls from a HOLE in the bottom.

TOM Oh, son of a-

[lovelornronnie]

I thought about what each of the boys humors woukd be like so heres this lil ramble

Personally i think Edd has a mix of tumblr and newgrounds kind of humor, occassionally a bit dark but its mostly just corny dad joke shit with the puns n all. Also contains dumb childish shit like screaming and loud noises (e.g. sir pelo, smiling friends, etc.) I feel like Edd grew up watching Adult Swim and it severely influenced him to laugh at the most random obnoxious shit and well thought out witty timely jokes (no inbetween). He also likes asdf humor, because he just does.

Tord is just full on edgy and toxic, like if you mix 4chan, reddit, and newgrounds kind of humor. Its like being a noob in a cod match with him would unleash all his pent up anger and hed hurl slurs and insults at you with a bass boosted mic. Although he doesnt actually mean the shit he says and that its 100% sarcastic and entirely meant to piss you off. Probably has a very liberal mindset and well aware of peoples sensitivity but simply just doesnt care enough, or maybe the exact opposite, both are equally plausible and funny to me

Matt likes very corny shit, i think hed have a millenial-like humor relatively close to Edd's. I also think Matt would unironically like brain rot because it makes him feel young and very 'hip with the kids' cuz he keeps up with the times. He knows that its cringy but he likes it and doesnt care about beinf called cringy. I also think smthn about Matt has that kpop stan twt humor kinda shit going on?? Like he seems like the type to go "onika = burgers 🎀" just to call someone fat as a mean joke

Tom would also be a bit edgy like Tord but hed be hurling the insults to himself as a way to cope and make himself laugh when its just corncerning to everyone else lmao. So mostly just has twitter humor which is just a blend of most of these i guess just very depressing. Also Tom would deffo like brain rot ironically, he knows Matt likes it genuinely so he doesnt go outright to make fun of him. I also think he ironically finds facebook memes funny and would send them in their gc only to be ghosted cuz the rest of them cant tell if he genuinely likes them or out of sarcasm

[supercherrydraws]

Edd and a little comic lol

For context, in the comic, Edd is using himself as a reference for his drawing, so he is posing and taking a picture so he can use it and then Tord appears at his room, see it and go tell Tom so they can make fun of him. :)

Its very hard to draw Edd being chubby because there are very low fat guys references in different poses on the internet. I had to look and understand how fat worked to draw him either way skinny body references. So maybe it’s wrong, I’m still learning, so I’m sorry for that.

[teary-eyed-tiaras]

Slug boy

Tom's best friend had been acting weird, his speech was slurring, his voice was getting wonky, and his once fun and jokey personality started to disappear more ans more with each new school day. Eventually, despite Edd denying he was sick over and over again, Edd's parents pulled him out of school althogether, claiming he was simply too sick to even attend classes anymore. Feeling very worried for their friend, Matt and Tom decided to pay a Edd a visit to cheer him up, and hopefully find out what the problem was.

Walking through the garden and to the back door, Matt glanced back at Edd's parents, who were busy stomping on what seemed like a never ending supply of pesky gross garden slugs, barely even noticing the boys were there. Matt felt particularly bad for Edd in that moment, since he knew that secretly Edd had always been a little afraid of slugs, ever since Eduardo would try to sneak them in his food or in his backpack as pranks when they were kids. He figured that even if Edd had to stay at home sick all day now, at least he wouldn't have to go outside and see the slugs too much.

Stepping into the den, they found Edd curled up on his living room sofa, wearing a protective face mask and cusping his hands over his mouth. Edd tried to mumble out a panicked "Leab bme ah-lone-uh." but neither Matt nor Tom could hear his desperate plea. They demanded Edd give them some kind of explanation and tell them what was wrong, but quickly regretted it the moment Edd slipped down the face mask. A slimy fat garden slug emerged from Edd's open mouth, having replaced Edd's tongue and mindlessly moving around like some kind of awful parasite.

It oozed slime everywhere, mixing with the terrified boys saliva, at one point even slamming itself onto his eye, leaving a slime trail as it wriggled around. Edd could do little more than scream a "Helmp meeee!" but his words were ignored again, drowned out by his friends screams. Tom and Matt ran as fast and far away as they could, vowing to never go back to Edd's house or even speak about Edd ever again. They only heard about what happened next from Edd's parents, and even then, they tried not to really think about it because it was just too awful.

Appearantly Edd's parents attempted to cut off the slug multiple times, but every time the slug would just grow back even bigger and wrigglier than before. When they were finally at their wits end and out of options, they even attempted to have Edd bathe in salt. He slumped over in the tub, eventually disappearing under neath the salt entirely, and when his parents hoplessly tried to fish him back out, all they found was his disembodied head and his empty pajamas.

His father dropped him out of shock, his mouth forcing itself open as it hit the bathroom floor. The slug emerged once again, dragging itself and Edd's head out the back door. The slug is still there till this day, masquerading as a snail in their backyard, carrying the formerly lively and independent teenage boys head on it's back like a shell. Some even say that if you get too close to it, the shell will open it's eyes, and give you a sad, helpless glare...

This is an eddsworld au for the comic slug girl by junji ito. GO READ IT. IT'S GREAT, THE ART IS AMAZING.

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

BEAR EDD BEAR EDD BEAR EDD

BEAR EDD BEAR EDD BEAR EDD

[tobythesudriantram]

sharting with fingle and mriends: shart (A.K.A. my excuse to make a shitpost) [CW: Quite a bit of swearing, death, dark humor and random sex jokes.]

*mingle wakes up at 6:09 AM on a thursday night on the 26th of January 2023 in the Pirate's Den RV Resort and Marina in the state of Colorado, United States... A.K.A. fancy people talk for "her house" and walks downstairs (even though she lives in a one-floor house i'm pretty sure) to go talk to her friends dingle and donk.*

mingle: hey guys its me mingle i just sharted in my pants

donk: shut the fuck up im listening to crazy frog

*mingle puts on some nerd glasses* mingle: uhhmhmh actually crazy frog isnt the name of the song its the name of the band 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

donk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *fucking explodes*

dingle: mingle i want to go outside to play with boyfriend but im dummy thicc so my fat ass and thighs get stuck in the doorway!!1!1

mingle: just fucking jump out the window lol its not going to hurt you

dingle: oh yay!!!! *he proceeds to jump out the window only to smash his head against the concrete and get concussed lol*

*mingle walks outside* mingle: holy crap lois dingle is fucking dead i think

*boyfriend appears* bf: beep bap bo boo bpe shart

mingle: hey boyfriend!11!1!!

bf: i just fukcing sharted

mingle: SAME BESTIE!!!1!1!1!

bf: beep bop boop hey you wanna fuck in the back of a hot topic or smth lol

mingle: ayyyyy yes!1!1!

eduardo: well well well

mingle: holy shit its eduardo from fnf!!1!!1

eduardo: bitch im from edwuud the fuck are you talkin bout

mingle: stfu you are from fnf now

eduardo: ok

bf: beep bop boop i found a gun *shoots eduardo*

eduardo: ACK BITCH YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED ME ack am dying...... tell jon..... his ass is flat....... *dies*

mingle: rip eduardo

bf: anyway uhhhh beep boop skdoop beep lets go have sex in the hot topic now lol

mingle: ok lol

dingle: GUYS I AM ALIVE AGAIN!!!!!

donk: i am too because yes

mingle: ayyyy guys your alive again!

dingle: you're*

mingle: dingle shut the fuck up

donk: lets go have a orgy at the back of the hot topic

dingle: and lets also go make crack

mingle: yes

bf: beep boop shart

azerbaijani spongebob:

Credits:

@friendlyfox34 - The OG Mingle and Friends (I'm sorry for this).

Edd Gould / The Eddsworld Crew - Eduardo.

JerryWannaRat/The Basement Show Team - The WB Splatter Tom sprite in the title card.

And, unfortunately, me - Bringing this nightmare into a reality.

(I'm genuinely sorry for this nightmare... But at the same time i'm sorta not lol).

[iluvmoneyandcats]

EW x reader X TF2

Meeting the bois ( chapter 2 )

Y/n was woken up by her iPhone alarm.and a heavy feeling on her chest. “ I dont want to get out of bed~” she thought as she Tried to get her eyes to open. then finally wean a few minutes passed, she opened her eyes, finding out a cat was sleeping on her chest. “ so your ringo~~~” y/n said as she pet the purring cat to wake up with her. And it successfully got Ringo off her, making y/n sit up on her bed. 

~y/ns pov~ 

I went down stars to be  greeted by Edd in the kitchen, holding a pan with an omelet on it.  “ good morning y/n, im making breakfast, so sit down and make your self comfortable!” Edd said wile giving that sweet-innocent—y/n-killing-smile, and of corse!, I blushed. “Um Edd, I actually dont eat breakfast “ I said bluntly , but it was true that I didn’t like eating breakfast, if I ate breakfast then id feel fat, and well as a girl boss id chose my looks more then my health, even if I would die.

“ You sure y/n? “  edd said a little  concerned 

“im sure!”. I said with a smile

 “ so, have you met the others yet? “     

“No, not yet.  I was hoping you could introduce me to them….if your fine by that, that is.”

“Yeah, no problem !” Edd said wile fliping an omelet.

“Well..you told the others that im the new roomie right?”

“Yeah” 

After that small-talk I decided to go back to my room and get dressed.

I changed to a pink hoodie and a brown mini skirt with loose socks, added a few accessorys and finally,  black combat boots.  ”The most important thing I need now is my Glock!” I said cheerfully in a whisper and took a box from my drawer and opend it.  having a gun holster, uzi, mp5, and a bunch of other guns, an emergensee phone to call ms, p   , a teleporter, and a Glock with a silencer screwd onto it. I took my Glock and put it in my hoodie pocket. and then closed and put the box under my bed And then  looked at myself at the full-body-mirror and said “ I usually hate myself but DAMN, I look gooood!”

Wile poseing a bit. Gosh how more weird can I get? Like I hate my self but I look pretty good right now! Witch is grate.

Then I took my note pad, that was in my drawer and wrote down things I need to do today:

Meet the roomies 

Get the contract assassin job 

“Just 3 things to do this defiantly will be EZ!”  I thought as I put the notepad in my hoodie pocket and left my room to go meet everyone at the living room.

I went to the living room to see Edd and and a ginger and a hottie with black eyes, siting on the couch. “ oh hey y/n!, guys this is y/n she’s moving in with us!”

The cola-boy said. And I swear to my amazing taste in music I heard the ginger squeal, I cringed a bit but I shrugged it off. 

(Y/n:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wut dafuq?!)

  The cola boy pointed to the ginger and said” this is Matt he likes to dress-up and he loves mirrors ” I saw a bit of excitement and happyness in matts eyes as he squeald. and honestly he was precious and adorable, but I might get annoyed cause he seems like the clingy type.

Then he pointed to the hottie with no eyes “ and this is tom!” Edd said, 

Then Edd and went to the kitchen, and Edd put insane zombie pirets from hell 4 on the tv .

“Hi”tom said……O MY GOSH HES NOT ONLY HOT BUT HES GOT A HOT VOICE TOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Then matt went to the kitchen,  and my face heated up from the “slut y/n thoughts “ in my head.

“Uhhh y/n? Are you okey you dont look good” said tom concerned  as he got off the sofa and came closer to me to  put the back of his hand on my forehead. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH “y-yeah, i-im okey tom” I said as my breathing got shaky and weak,

Then he gently pulls my chin up to face him and looked into my eyes. Then putting his mouth next to my ear.

“Ohh~ you like me dont you~” said tom in a smokey and hushed whisper, I then put my hands on his chest, he smiled in till I pushed him away gently. I was still blushing like crazy. And Edd was extremely watching the movie so he saw nothing nor heard anything. 

“Well….im going to go get a new job, so I’ll get ready for it then I’ll leave ”I said as I went to my room.

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~edds pov~

“ She’s nice “ I heard tom say wile chuckling   as y/n left.   “Yeah…she’s amazing…” I said wile watching tv smiling.

Then I felt black voids look at me so I looked at him. "What? Why are you looking at me like that? You look pissed..”

I said a bit confused but a bit knowing at the same time. “Oh nothing,……just,……-nevermind” tom said , that was odd.

But I just shrugged it off, and continued to watch my movie. But I agree y/n is amazing maybe even the best?.

I love her and maybe since we’re roommates now, I can try so ask her out?.

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~toms pov~

Edd continued watching the movie. But I kept thinking, Edd likes y/n! But I like her. I know its weird to say something like that especially when we just met, but something about her is just so….-I-idont know. 

She’s got me having a strange desire, the way her hair falls and covers her eye. This might be my lust but she seems fascinating. I might take her out. But I’ll have to hurry before Edd or anyone gets to her.

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~y/ns pov~

I went to my room and went next to my bed and crouched to take the box under my bed.

I took it out and took all my guns from it, when I was in the base my code name was “shooter” and I was able to do trick-shots and shoot with wile holding the guns in both hands. I was amazingly talented!.

I took my gun holster and put it up my thigh, and another under my hoodie and then attached the guns to them and went down to the first floor and left. Nextstep: the park.

~timeskip to the park because im lazy~

I reached to the park I was told to go to, and went under the big old tree and waited for a man named “Paul”.

I wasn’t exactly sure when he was going to come because he said he might not come due to personal reasons. But I didn’t really mind. Three minutes passed and you saw a man walk to you, he had a blue and red uniform and black pants with black combat-boots. A scar on his left eye and a cig in his mouth. he also had big bushy eyebrows, he was hot but intimidating.

He came to me and said”are you y/n?”

“Yeah I am, you must be Paul” I said and smiled wile taking my hand out for him to shake, making him smile and shake my hand.

“Well before we can talk about the job we need to go to the base, and we need to know about your background and reason of the job.” He said seriously.

“Yes, sir”

“Please, just call me Paul darling” he said with a smirk then winking at me. 

“Okey, Paul~” 

IM GONNA GET SOMEEE~~~ jk maybe I wont,…..bUT MAYBE I WILL~!

~another timeskip to y/n getting the job~

“Congratulations y/n, you got the job! Now the only thing I need now is you number” Paul said with a little smile

“Is this for the job or are you asking me out? “ I said with a smirk making Paul blush.

“Well it was for the job but, id love to go out with you “he said with a bigger smile.

“Well then I’ll text you when im free” I said as I left the base to go home.

I was on my way home walking thru the peaceful streets, then I  saw two kids playing tag together in there backyard,

Gosh, I think im getting emotional!, I was a childhood friends with scout and we would plat tag all the time. I wished I could get everyone phone number so I can call them. Especially scouts. I tried not to get too emotional so I swipped my thoughts away and took the notepad from my hoodie pocket and looked what else I had to do.

Nothing ! I finished everything. 

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I came back home at 7:31 and dinner was already done! So I went to the table and sat and ate with everyone and talked, edd was making puns that was so funny, but everyone else seems to hate it, but it didn’t bother me. Then I went up to my room and got ready to sleep, and wore a big t-shirt with underwear to sleep. 

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Why are rain frogs so round? What's /inside/ of them around such an itty bitty skeleton?

So it turns out this is a really interesting question.

The first thing we must be aware of is that rainfrogs as we see them in videos of them squeaking are not quite the same shape as they are when at rest:

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But you are quite right, they are very round. This is exemplified by the skeletal photo you refer to:

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So what are we seeing?

Well, firstly, note that the body cavity in these frogs actually envelops the femurs, such that only the tibiofibula (fused in frogs) and the tarsals and metatarsals are outside the body. The arms are quite similarly enveloped, but a bit of the humerus does extend outside the body cavity too. This predisposes them to a rounder body shape.

Next, note the ilia - the U-shaped bone in the pelvic region. These in some breviceptid frogs are synostotically fused with the sacrum - that is to say, they are bound by bone-based connections to the bow-shaped vertebra at their tips. This whole joint seems to be quite smooth, and as a consequence, the back of the frog is quite smooth. The other thing we can see here is that the urostyle (i.e. the frog version of a coccyx) juts quite far beyond the ischium and pubis. This extends the body cavity beyond the hips. Note also that the pelvic girdle seems to be largely below the spine, rather than the typical position for frogs behind it and continuous with it. This makes the legs sit below the spine, rather than at its end, enhnacing the vertical roundness of the animal.

Next, let’s talk some soft tissue. Now, I’m not as familiar with soft-tissue in frogs as I am their skeletons, so you’ll have to bear with me a bit (rawr). Beddard (1908!!) studied the soft tissue of Breviceps verrucosus Rapp 1842. It seems that the majority of the body of these frogs is actually muscle. Beddard noted that muscles join the leg at the knee that extend into the body cavity, such that the inclusion of the thigh in the body cavity is further accentuated by musculature. The rectus abdominalis muscle is unusually large, extending from the lower abdomen up and around the sides of the body. Indeed, this large size appears to be the pattern with all of the major muscles, though in the throat the typical arrangement of large and small muscles is somewhat reversed. On the lateral side of the head, there is a substance that is not muscle, but appears to be loose tissue in which sits what is apparently the thymus gland.

There is a very large gap between the end of the urostyle and the anus (one fifth of the total length of the frog), in which there are almost no muscles, save for the one surrounding the lower cloaca. On either side of this area, between the posterior-most muscles of the thigh, lie two large ‘lymph-hearts’, as described by Beddard. These are between one quarter and one third of the total length of the frog. A further lypmh-sac sits between these lymph-hearts and the skin of the femoral region, and they are thus probably analogous to the femoral lymph-sacs of other frogs.

I find it interesting that Beddard (1908) did not mention any glandular formations in the dorsal region. As is evidence from many images (see below), these frogs are able to secrete a white, sticky, noxious substance from their skin (which they actually have to use during amplexus, as the male is too small relative to the female to mount her properly, and so he sticks himself to her with his glandular glue… kinky).

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These glands do not apparently take up a great deal of the cutaneous tissue, and so I suppose are of no consequence to the size of the frog, especially relative to its enormous muscles.

The diet of these frogs consists almost exclusively of hymenopterans and isopterans (ants and termites). Neither of these insect groups are particularly fatty, so it is little surprise that their bodies appear to contain no large fat deposits - fatty bodies extend from the gonads up to the lungs and heart, but these comprise only a tiny fraction of the frog’s mass, and don’t contribute to the round shape. Instead, their bodies are extremely muscular, allowing them to be adept burrowers, ideal for their fossorial lifestyle.

So TL;DR: rain frogs are little balls of muscle (maybe the largest muscle mass relative to body mass of any vertebrate? science just doesn’t know).

Ref:

Beddard, F.E. 1908. On the Musculature and other Points in the Anatomy of the Engystomatid Frog, Breviceps verrucosus. Proceedings of the Zoological Society of London, 1908:11-41 [x]

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