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Thursday afternoon Gnome activities
#unemployed gnome#elven moongrass#fat doinks#smokin fat doinks#got a big ass bag of Doritos right here next to me#420stoner#gnome post#shitpost
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How did you realize you're plural?
well, we had our first consciously plural experience wherein the now-cohost of the system, em, came to the front, asserted she was fronting, and gave herself a name ten years ago. (that was during the period where em and i had detransitioned, so the name she gave herself then was not em. she's an alter with a deadname! lmao)
then, for the next ten years, there would be instances every so often wherein i was particularly stressed out and em would come to the front, usually to try and manage the situation and calm us down (which is funny because nowadays i'd say em experiences emotions more strongly than i do). during these times, em would insist to everyone she thought she safely could that she was real and an alter.
however, i was deeply ashamed of being plural for a variety of reasons and deeply in denial about it, so immediately after each of these incidents i'd swear that plurality was not the cause of em's behavior but rather these were my actions and it was psychosis from being bipolar (i thought at the time that we were bipolar type 2; this is not actually the case).
this pattern continued for a decade straight, before one day earlier this year when em started fronting in front of our girlfriend, came out to her, and insisted that she and my girlfriend would hold me to not being in denial about being plural anymore. it worked, and we've been out to our friends and online as plural ever since.
one reason that it was hard for me (elise) to accept that em and i are plural is because she and i don't have total dissociative amnesia; to me, em's memories feel like they happened to someone else and are kind of dreamlike to remember. i also may not feel the same way about her experiences as she does (the change in our attitudes and opinions when who's fronting switches can be kind of jarring to experience from the inside). however, i can still recall what she does, and the same is true for em regarding my memories. for a long time, i used this as an excuse to say that there's no way we could possibly be plural. the other reason was that i wasn't in an emotionally secure enough environment to explore our plurality until very recently, so that discouraged me from acknowledging em's existence.
anyway, yeah, em and i are always happy to talk about our experiences with plurality! anon, you and anyone else are free to ask more questions if you'd like!
i hope this was helpful!
#apologies if there are any typos we didn't catch when typing this. we just smoked a fat doink#also this was mostly written by elise but em would like me to state that she helped#elise.rtf#em.rar
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I feel like a bodega cat rn
#bored on the clock#I’m very tired because I fucking feasted this morning for breakfast is I’m just fucking bing chilling#kitty with a fat ass Doink it’s in mouth
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Won’t be seeing my fam after all. Bummed but it could be worse. Bear has been very sweet to me. Merry crimmuh
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Does this mean Earthbound guy gets to smoke a fat doink
some guy: its 4/20 bro
me: Mother 3 (MOTHER3マザースリー Mazā Suri) known as EarthBound 2 to American fans, is the third, and allegedly final installment in the Mother video game series. It was developed by HAL Laboratory, Inc., Nintendo, and Brownie Brown and published by Nintendo for the Game Boy Advance on April 20, 2006. It has currently been released only i
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"you smell like weed" I regret to inform you my eyes are red because I have been CRYING not because I've been smoking fat doinks in Amish 💔
#'smoking fat doinks in amish' is forever something i will say. even if i myself have not smoked any fat doinks in amish (country)#killers monologue
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my roommates have pretty much fully moved out so I have the place to myself for the rest of the week 😎
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Asked dear mother if hipothetically she'd prefer to find out I was a smoker, a drinker, or a stoner and she spent so much time thinking about it I didn't had the heart to tell her I was all three
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When life gives you lemons make onion rings
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sorry for not getting around to those asks, my bf finished baldurs gate 3 for me :> in celebration i have changed my icon to perhaps the most important part of the game
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how effective would fat doinks be in the amber skies world and what are peoples equivilent? how the FUCK do we get teacher and student crossfaded? time sensative.
Drugs have little to no effect on student. Briah endocrine systems are so hyperactive that even things like alcohol and caffeine don't effect them. Medical pharmaceuticals don't work on them either. This is why they're so good at synthetimancy as a culture, they have to do all that shit manually.
She could theoretically perform hormone alterations on her own brain to semi-permenantly induce drunkenness, but this runs the risk of trapping yourself a sort of permanent cerebro-chemical autobrewery syndrome. It's hard to manipulate your own hormone receptors if you're permanently artificially drunk.
Im sure there are substances that could effect teacher, but the risks of trying are pretty extreme. I have no idea what could intoxicated a giant single celled organism.
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you like it wen the my little ponies hit fat doinks too???
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Radley Jacebeleren, I'm sorry, but
Loot and Vraska smoking fat doinks in amish
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hot take but I think if you already have your medical marijuana license (in the US) & you're applying for a particular job, that shouldn't automatically disqualify you sight unseen. I'm not trying to roll fat doinks in the lunch room- I just wanna be able to continue medicating without fearing a random drug test & losing a job I actually have the skill set for. It shouldn't matter to you what I do outside of work.. Give people the benefit of the doubt dammit
#thanks for coming to my ted talk#There are obvious exceptions with this & I understand (surgeons are the first thing I think of because of my fields).#I'm currently applying for jobs in the medical field & I'm having to take a thc break just so i can test clean if/ when i get an interview#it's been miserable because it actually helps me feel better#i use it medicinally & recreational#medical marijuana#mental health#rant over
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